Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>705867062 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705867062
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
>>705875468
Its still something.
>>705875531
Claimed harder than Poland in WW2
>>705875627
BUT ITS NOT A 7!
>>705875471
Sorry, didn't see that since I was switching to mobile.
Just talk, it's not too particularly difficult.
>>705875474
Because I like to do it?
Yes, in those pics is me.
Musashi claimed
So. 4 turns out to be my mack daddy of whiskeys. Thank you so damn much Chen.
>150 AUD per 500ml bottle
>exclusive to 1 chain in the world
>Rory-sama claimed
>>705875706
I was thinking about him, you know? He might get bored of 7
>>705875750
I'm always here to help you waste your alcohol. Don't worry about it.
>>705874118
It won't agonise me, because I'm still awake :^)
>mortals are weaklings :^)
>>705875686
Kekd
>>705875883
Tasted is never wasted.
>>705875962
Help you drink*
my bad, didn't notice the meaning when I was writing.
>>705875185
That's sad to hear. I won't pry into a soft spot .
Will you show us?
>>705875593
Hello there!
Megumin claimed
>>705876054
>>705876041
>>705875593
The Season is Real
>>705876041
Apparently there's a third Vietnamese guy here. Shinoa if I'm correct
>>705876263
The Re:Zero ending though
>>705875706
Well, if you like it, than do as you please...
...
I think I'll get off now, this coffee isn't helping my case.
Have a good day and see ya later.
>>705876346
You seem to like Kyouko in bkub's art a lot.
>>705876413
Plese Mami
Don't judge people for what they like
Is not nice
>>705876263
Why are there so many viets on 4chan
>>705875706
I'll keep that in mind going into the future.
>>705876389
t r i g g e r e d
>>705876509
There's probably twice as many Texans.
>>705875883
It matters not, it must always be 7!
>>705876041
Not even a soft spot. I'm better off without em. Still don't want another though. Not worth it.
I might show individuals, but I won't post it in the thread.
>>705876413
Alright, later Mami.
>>705876573
Good. Plus, I think we've talked once before.
>>705876635
7>dubs
7>trips
7>quads
check them
>>705876777
EHEHEHEEH
Claiming Seaport Princess.
>>705875686
Hey Shinoabro.
>>705876476
I'll keep that in mind.
>Mami
>>705876820
I hope you have some place for me, aswell~
>>705876176
How is nonon seasonal?
>>705876704
Exactly!
>>705876777
Fucking hell Syndra.
>>705876796
Nice waifu
>>705876777
10/10 waifu
Would fug again
>>705877032
Thank you.
>>705876777
Quite the lucky one, are you?
>>705877014
Damn it. It was me who rolled because I was thinking about those 7nvs.
>>705877114
No.
>>705876899
.....
I have no idea who you are....Oh well. Later or whatever.
>Mami
>>705877222
>posts chen
>I have no Idea who you here
You're such a lovely fellow, Mami.
>>705877218
From the ambassador of honk?
I don't know about that.
>>705877262
You don't come here as often as you used to do.
>>705876609
Yeah, but this is a burger site.
>>705876635
I'm excited for the results <3.
It's okay, you'll get over it, we all do eventually.
>>705877123
7s are the blessed number!
>>705877429
A-Are you?
Eh, I dunno. Looking at it objectively, a girlfriend offers nothing I can't get elsewhere.
>>705876426
Yes, I wish there was more.
>>705877368
Yeah, even I noticed that. I don't really have a clue why I don't visit /waifu/ as often as before.
>>705877640
Hmm.
You know better than anyone, though.
>>705877614
Same, is great and funny.
>>705876765
>
>>705876777
Chekt
clamin
>>705877546
Of course I am.
Well, anything is fine I guess. As long as it brings you happiness.
>>705878202
thanks for the check
>>705878361
But why though?!
Besides, with a girl there's a chance I won't become a wizard! I can't take that risk!
>>705878368
You're not Syndra!
>hello Chen
>>705878454
I'm an apprentice wizard, I look forward to learning my first set of spells
>>705878549
I posted the pic.
You should get namesync
>>705878640
Or read filenames.
>>705878640
You didn't even post with NS
>>705878742
>>705878742
>>705878742
This so much.
Syndra has his pictures named.
Mornin'
>Eru Claim
>>705878549
You be when I get to you :^)
>>705878839
Ayyyy Gun!
>>705878910
Hey Starlight Drifter ^^
How goes it?
>>705878785
?
lol
>>705878640
I'm on my phone, sorry
>twice in two days
>>705878910
Huh?
>>705878966
Pretty good. You missed some hella Wew pictures of IRL me earlier. Waiting to get off work now though.
Sleep well?
>>705878454
If you've been with a woman before, you've sullied yourself and therefore not eligible to become a wizard.
Because I want anything that makes my day a little more interesting.
>>705879054
Wew ^^
I slept pretty well, eventually my cat forced me to wake up because "FEED ME YA BASTARD." or that's how I translate the "MEOOOOOW."
>>705879170
Alas, sucker for you, I've kept my v-Card intact!
Interesting, huh?
>Wanna go for a ride?
>>705879187
I translate that more as a "LET ME OUTSIDE YA FUCKIN CUNT" or maybe that's just my cat...
>>705879369
My cat doesn't like going outside, she's a lazy little shit, so its either food or "LOVE ME."
>>705879479
>Love me
Said my cat only when it's SUPER inconvenient. As in "NO YA BASTARD IM TRYING TO GET TO SLEEP" kind of inconvenient.
>>705879640
Kek.
>Mfw getting ready in the morning
>Cat laying on my shoes
>"Pet me you fuck."
>>705879738
>Pet the Eru
I would.
Lucky for me, my shoes are steel toed boots. That cat wanted NOTHING to do with them.
>>705878202
Hello
>>705879838
>I'd pet me, I'd pet me so hard.
My shoes are pretty comfy converse, but she doesn't like laying on them anymore because they have zippers on the side.
>They're unbelievably convenient with those zippers.
>>705879369
Aah. Then you can become a wizard. BUT NOT FULL FLEDGED, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH FEMALES!
Pssssh, nothin personnel. But you can't go sanic fast.
>>705880030
>>705879970
I could see you liking pets. You seem like that kinda person.
I wish I had the kind with zippers. They'd be so nice, but not for bike riding.
>>705879989
Well, technically they were both MtF trans, and it was only online. Does that even count?
GET IN MY CAR AND I BET YOU $20 YOULL BE TELLING ME TO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP WEAVING THROUGH TRAFFIC!
Guten Morgen! I hope everyone slept well!
>>705880243
>>705880474
>>705880474
640px-fake_Kyouko.jpg
>>705880311
I like having pets, I've got a dog that's very clingy in the morning, he always whines and jumps on my leg, its cute.
Meanwhile: I'm fully awake now.
>Boot up SC3
>Casually fighting bot
>Lose to round 1 bot cause tired
>Go in hard.
>Poor fuck can't even hit me with that big ass sword of his.
Its a great way to start the morning.
>>705880311
That just made you a lot more interesting. But too bad, I'm falling asleep when I shouldn't be. I'll just skip lecture and ask the notes from a friend.
Well, I gotta bounce, got class n shiet. later ^^
How is everyone this morning?
>>705880030
How are you, slutty maid?
>>705880630
I miss my doge. I should go visit her today if I can. She's the most lovable doge ever!
My morning generally consist of intense heat, humidity, and awkward boners. So it sounds much better than mine!
>>705880750
Huh? It did?!
>RIP Nonon.
>>705880996
Later Gun!
>>705881174
Just got off of work, so I'm doing decent enough. You?
>>705881174
Playing League and making pancakes, you?
>>705881500
Not bad, just woke up. Feeling pretty good because I woke up naturally without an alarm for the first time in forever
>>705882122
Playing some Divinity Original Sin with my friend, other than that just waiting for classes to start today
>DLing a series
>episode 2-6 finish before episode 1
ℱ
Pancakes
>>705882760
Pancakes
>>705882760
>>705883199
Waffles are good too
>>705883394
I like waffles more, I will admit.
>but I will take Apple pie anyday
>>705883631
>apple pie for breakfast
Nigga, that leads straight to diabetes.
>>705883716
nigga
I have diabetes already
>>705883955
I rest my case.
>>705883716
At least I workout regularly
>>705880582
Homura™ !IDFC4LifeI 09/29/16(Thu)14:37:22
>>705881335
I'm fine oniichan
how are you?
>>705884399
Sachu
>>705884190
Diabetes don't give a fuck!
Diabetes will come for your feet in the night, chop them off, and leave you stranded begging for welfare and a snickers bar. BUT YOU WON'T GET EITHER!
>>705885129
dude don't talk like that
vigil has diabeetes
morning
>>705885263
I seriously could not give less of a fuck.
Does anybody have a picture of that 3-panel meme where there's a bunch of dudes standing around, then 2nd panel someone has flopped in and says a thing, and then third panel they all start fighting?
>>705885518
Rude.
Best type moon claimed.
I'm loving this opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4uCRncR3_w
>>705885267
Good morning! Sleep well?
>>705885586
I worked in a pharmacy, fam. People with diabetes get no sympathy from me. They either ate them self into the disease or were born with it and have been dealing with it all their lives. I don't feel bad for people with mental diseases, or people who drugged themselves into a coma.
I don't feel bad for people who have diabetes.
Well, fuck me. Guess I'm not getting home soon.
>Suika claim
>>705886028
Actually I did. How are you? And who are you cutie?
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>705886257
>fuck me.
ok.
>>705886368
Get in line, winghead.
>>705885267
Good morning Akame
>>705886368
Lewd
>>705882176
Sounds nicer than my morning. Because my cars stereo is out again. Outright the head unit itself. Thought there was a fuse to stop that shit from happening.
>>705885608
It's Shiki.
>>705886257
What happened Booki?
>>705886257
>>705886368
>>705886492
Early morning lewd roll
>>705886327
Glad to hear it! I'm Illyasviel, only been around a couple of days
>>705886542
Makoto!
The short version is there was a very tight-fitting plan to get me back home from this deployment on time. Something happened and blew it all apart. We're back to "find the edge pieces" level of puzzle solving.
>>705886685
Tomoko you stop that right now.
>>705886685
Not even Syndra gets them, I wouldn't relinquish them for something as paltry as trips
>>705886722
YOU are not Illya. You're waifu is Illya. This is why people confuse us for Avatarfags.
>>705886791
Just fishing for (You)s fam.
>>705886827
Prude
>>705886368
>>705886722
>>705886327
Oh also I'm doing very well, thank you!
>>705886914
That's fair enough, I didn't know how to answer other than who I was posting. Sorry
>>705886914
But people call me Chen.
Not "the guy who claims chen"
>>705886791
Wow, how the fuck? That sucks hardcore man. But hey, more time in nipland at least?
>>705886914
Yup. I don't even have a lewd so it's a pointless endeavor to try and get them from me
>>705887119
Hello Chen who claims Chen
>>705887176
post lewds
>>705886722
>>705886932
glad to see, you're doing well. welcome aboard
>>705886492
morning!
>>705887176
Hello Anon who claims Alice
>>705886791
So wait, you flipped your sleep time for no reason now?
>>705886917
>fuck me
>robot
She's a cylon!
>>705886827
Why can't everyone have moral standards like Alice and me?
>>705887042
Don't worry. No judgment here should be taken seriously.
>>705887120
Well, it's the Koreans' fault. Unfortunately, I'm stuck up in Aomori province, where there's fuckall to do.
>>705887220
You have a, uh, some food or something on you.
>>705887042
It would be pretty narcissistic if you were your own waifu.
>>705887119
But you don't claim to BE Chen.
>>705887176
It will happen. You just aren't jaded yet.
>>705887379
nice feet
>>705887379
>>705887277
Go drifting in a tank or something! Show naughty Korea who's better on the togue!
>>705887220
How are you doing today
>>705887227
Come on, at least I called you Chen and not anon!
>>705887277
No idea, I can understand the temptation though
>>705887298
>aren't jaded yet
Nice try friend
>>705887509
Okay ALICE who claims Alice
>>705887590
I want to headpat the Chen
>>705887509
I am a patient man.
>>705887277
>here
>>705887509
I'm alright. How are you?
>>705887493
Well, it's more that the Koreans don't want to split up their formation when they cross the Pacific, so all of the pieces have to go, and if one breaks ... we wait. They're pretty mediocre pilots, so it's better that way (though they do have cool all-black painted F-15Ks).
>>705887716
C-can I have headpats?
>>705887879
>>705887720
There isn't enough patience in the world for this my friend
>>705887836
Working my way home. I really want to eat something
>>705887879
I will give the Suika headpats
>I need to make a [you] of this
>>705887935
>piercing your pet's ears
Fucking Gypsies.
>>705887935
It's nice to be treated nicely.
>>705887836
Okay. I'm hungry.
>>705888067
>>705888083
I don't know
Chesire cat from Alice Madness returns looks quite nice with ears pirced
>>705888140
Yes.
I guess
>>705887879
>Black F15Ks
That's actually pretty damn cool! Get a picture of you can!
>>705887879
>>705888067
>>705888140
>>705888197
>>705888272
Gypsies man. Fucking Gypsies.
Miho claimed
>>705875686
That makes me wet
>>705888197
Holy hell that's cute
>
>>705888424
Yeah.
Fuck Gypsies
>>705887220
Thank you! I've been enjoying it thus far.
>>705887277
Not taking it too seriously, he does have a point though
>>705887298
Can I be my own husbando though?
>>705888530
>Called Suika cute
I'm really being treated well today!
>>705888424
Of course headpats are returned!
>>705888813
Except gypsies like Chen. Chen is no good unless their handler is around.
>>705888403
I don't have any pictures of the Kimchi drivers, sorry! I've mostly dealt with them at night when I was living in Japan.
>>705888813
That would be roleplaying
>>705888783
Gypsies have never done anything good.
>>705888813
That is still a little weird.
Alright, I'll catch you sluts later. Gonna go be a normalfag for a while and help a friend move.
>>705889000
How is she not cute?
>>705889031
Bye.
>>705889000
I ain't a gypsy
>>705888067
ooh what's on the menu?
>>705888140
It's ok I always carry food around
>>705888813
It's a fun place. Always someone to cheer you up (twice as many bullies though)
>>705889000
Who?
>>705889204
That's the Chen I know!
>>705889141
She is, of course. Most people just don't mention it.
>>705889031
Helping other people is good! Make them buy you beer, though.
>>705889402
>>705889413
Nvm, I know now
>>705889413
Of course. The universal charge for a friend helping you move is Beer and Pizza.
Alright. Out for real this time.
>>705889204
Later Chen.
>>705889727
bitch
>>705889727
Yuuka!
>>705889392
Probably nothing, we'll see when I get there. Probably end up doing it liker every day though
>>705889413
People don't seem to throw the word around much these days. Except some small groups
>>705889727
Yu-u-ko!
