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>>705861064
I prefer kneejobs
>>705861064
Man, I want to fuck an elephant trunk now.
Quick, someone design an elephant trunk's fleshlight for Bad Dragon.
>>705861192
You are one strange man, Alex.
>>705861064
>>705861045
I also get annoyed with only two tits, cowgirls without udders, and dogboys without knots, but there are some weird people out there that draw stuff without things
>>705861192
oh internet
>>705861267
>>705861238
I'm sure it will happen eventually
>>705861204
Well, clearly not the talker, being unable to speak :P
Probably the grumpy one? Definitely the one my roommate would pick for me...
>>705861343
She looks like she wants to be licked >:3
>>705861373
I should probably find food though
>>705861379
So you'd be BA Baracus then.
>>705861446
I know right?
>>705861446
I wish I could lick her.
Hell, I just wish I had someone to lick at all.
>>705861373
Actually an elephant trunk dildo would be cool too. Man, I should work for BD.
>>705861489
Seconded.
>>705861540
Thirded
>>705861478
Ooooh :3
>>705861452
>>705861535
I'd be happy with a rodent or rabbit hybrid one, didn't see that on their site before
sup dawg .///.
>>705861686
are you volunteering as tribute?
>>705861676
Really tired for some reason, probably going to sleep in a minute. You?
>>705861686
;)
>>705861230
Ordinarily I am not a fan of bimbo tits, but there's something about this guy's art that does it for me.
>>705861858
It's this one character that does it for me.
>>705861714
Well... people lining up to give licks is kind of a turn on :P
>>705861939
I bet you'd be fun to lick.
>>705861939
We have a volunteer ladies and gents!
>>705861916
super coot :3
>>705861916
Can't blame ya. She's fit, but also had work done, that sort of thing.
>>705861976
>>705861988
You guys are silly...
>>705862049
Hehe.
Who /newretrowave/ here? About to play some vidya and listen to some.
>>705862034
fuck yeah. 2 things I'm into.
>>705862049
Not as silly as you'll be after we have a go at you. ;D
>>705862110
The fuck is that? I'm just listening to some dark ambient shit. Love dark ambient.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aas1Qrksls
>>705861727
Was just coming on before I go pass out. My alcoholism took me over today. so I'm exhausted
Diss nice bread. Keep it up fags.
>>705861683
Good lord this artist is trash
>>705862177
Ah, sorry to hear that. I hope tomorrow is better.
>>705862110
Fuck yeah New Retro Wave. Who are you listening to?
>>705862177
Mine lives in symbiosis with me. I get drunk all the time, including now.
>>705862191
Obvious bait.
>>705862127
o...o
>>705862239
I work tomorrow then have a day off on friday. so it should be good.
>>705862110
Don't listen to it often but it's good shit
>>705862160
Think 80's-synth/guitar-jams-meets-dystopian-metropolis feel. Stuff like Kavinsky, Miami Nights '84, Lazerhawk, etc.
>>705862249
The VHS Glitch - Evil Technology album.
>>705862257
And see im a functioning alcoholic. I only drink heavy as fuck when i dont have shit to do. Like when i get off work, and when i get a day off, or when im going to work.
>>705862341
Yeah I have no idea who those are. I'm a metalhead who likes to delve into extreme and/or obscure metal. And occasionally classical or ambient.
>>705862341
That's good shit. Who's your favorite NRW artist?
>>705862257
This artist knows how to draw cute faces :P
>>705862405
Same here. I can stop when I need to, but don't when it's not necessary to be sober. Shit's great.
>>705862448
Still not as cute as you though!
>>705862416
Try some sometime.
>>705862443
I waffle between Kavinsky and Lazerhawk. Redline's my fucking jam.
>>705862516
I may someday.
>>705862532
Damn it. She has a dick.
>>705862497
You can be kinda creepy O...o
>>705862574
>that fucking leash
>captcha says "select the airplane"
>check all but five boxes
Really.
>>705861192
Fagget beyond redemption.
>>705862516
Good stuff. I think I like Kavinsky a little better, but Lazerhawk is definitely a close second. He's the artist that got me interested in the first place.
>>705862574
I wish maids really were that cute :3
>>705862730
>Not using legacy
But yes. That whole ensemble, damn.
>>705862789
Just got to find a cutie to put on the outfit. Going to volunteer again?
>I hope you do.
>>705862713
Being creepy is fun.
>>705862574
>>705862789
You guys need to get good at leashing your maids.
>>705862910
Hey Mous.
>>705862858
No, I'm too lazy to be a maid anyway :O
>>705862788
This VHS Glitch album just keeps getting better. Dayum; gonna have to buy it.
>>705862819
There's one where he has a character in a different character's kinky-as-fuck outfit. Like a body harness, cuffs, ring gag, collar, etc. I particularly like that one and the ones of that other character in that outfit. The condom necklace charm is kinda silly though.
>>705862910
Oh damn
>>705862884
but weird :O
>>705863015
That's fun too!
>>705862963
Damn, fair enough though.
>>705862986
This one?
>>705862910
Collars are cute :3
>>705861254
>>705862747
Calfjobs are good too
>>705863093
Now *you* are weird.
>>705862935
hey man. I got to work henocide again, so I'm once more covered in blood. I got free popcorn from one of the wetback lunch ladies though. It's ok.
>>705862999
Yep. gonna shower, then dump some octamous.
>>705863091
damn right.
>>705863074
Are those panties hooked to the pole behind her ?...?
>>705863166
Nice, man. Free food is always cool.
>>705863093
What about pitjobs?
>>705863093
Noice.
>>705863175
Don't believe so.
>>705863116
At least I'm not some homo faggot.
>>705863250
Me neither.
>>705863093
Why don't you, ya know, FUCK if you catch a chance? Dick in pussy, that kinda stuff. I never understood footjobs, calfjobs, earjobs, or anything that isn't some sort of penetration or a teasing handy.
>>705863230
It looks like they have some kind of latch hanging down behind the gusset :O
>>705863202
I like that smile. Is there more?
>>705863310
>implying Alex will ever get a chance
He is the only one here who is more likely to be a permavirgin than me.
>>705863074
That's the one. I'm a kinky bastard and like that sort of thing.
>>705863175
I think it's the pull for the crotch zipper in the panties.
>>705863230
Does a good job with the translucency teases, too.
>>705863343
Nope, sorry.
>>705863310
Yes.
>>705863230
Armpit? No.
Kneepit? Definitely.
>>705863352
(flavortext) is always an option.
>>705863331
Yeah but I don't think it's attached. to anything.
>>705863362
Whereas I'm more of a simple man. Give me a fit girl with a slim body, and I'll do anything to that, cause damn.
>>705863448
Fair enough.
>>705863451
>filename
lel
Having rumanumyumnum myself.
>>705863510
I like them like that, too, it's just a + + if I can get them into a kinky outfit. Or vice-versa, 'cos switch is fun.
>>705863451
C'mon everyone has the chance to have sex. I would fuck alex, im sure he would find someone.
Who was the guy that was having the "Chubby" debate two night ago?
>>705863510
I guess... Maybe I'm too tired...
I should go crawl in bed...
>>705863496
>>705863352
At least I won't be sucking dicks on the streets any time soon.
You know, a "clean" edit of this was posted on /k/ a while back. I can't remember if she was in skivvies, or fur was covering the bits, but someone dumped /k/ themed furries a bit before I made my exodus here. Kinda why I came. Anyone got that edit?
>>705863664
I asked why you wouldn't into actual sex if given the chance, ya blue pinata fucker.
>>705863626
I dunno who was having that chat. Also that's gay man.
>>705863623
I feel you bro.
>>705863646
But it's so fun casually dropping hints to you cutie pie. Oh well if you must.
>>705863678
That pot is off-center. This will not end well.
>>705863678
I would also be interested.
You got any more of those /k/-themed furries?
>>705863310
Cause faggets.
They legit afraid of pussy. That's just how they are.
So they invent new ways to satisfy themselves.
Other ways, not normal ones. All kind of "jobs" footjobs, armpitjobs, dogjobs, horsejobs, childjobs shitjobs, etc.
The list is long, maybe even infinite. Faggets were inventing stuff from the beginning of times. They just had to...
>>705863780
?...?
I'm confused....
>>705863771
>asks why i wouldn't into actual sex
>proceeds to call me a blue pinata fucker
>fucker
>>705863874
Come on, all the creepy and crappy flirts so far. It's fun. Or should we go to bad pick up lines?
>>705863771
Eh, oh well. I would be up for it.
>>705863936
I guess I'm pretty bad at flirting :O
>>705863803
Fuck, thats a sexy ass.
>>705863983
In my current state I more than certainly am too.
>>705863780
>>705863936
Oh, and bikinis are top. Grew up in Florida, my first GF had a great figure and a little purple bikini, the seeds for that fetish were sown.
>>705863985
I honestly don't know how to respond to that.
>>705863803
sure. gonna dump a few and shower now.
>>705863785
Furries fuck everything up. They obviously won't known how to cook in the wild, and would resort to sucking dick to survive.
>>705864080
Sustained fire, or three round bursts.
Or both barrels, if we're going old school.
>>705864080
Well, you responded with that, I guess that worked.
>>705863985
That licking is too good.
>>705864056
Never had a relationship last long enough to see them in one. Kind of sucks.
>>705863898
You confuse vulgar slang, insult, noun with an act.
>>705864038
I didn't realize you were flirting x...x
But I've never really flirted properly before...
>>705864170
I've never seen a bikini and there are beaches less than 40 kilometres all around my house.
>>705864171
*Classifier
>>705864244
Far out dude. That's really sad.
>>705864163
Why is Shimapan so cute in 2D, but be such a let down in 3D x...x
>>705864244
Stop fukkin lying all the time.
It's ok to do it sometimes. For fun, joke, troll.
But not ALL the fukkin time.
>>705864123
>IS
>camo
>desert
>cheetah
What is this, furry version of World of Tanks?
>>705864170
This was all the way back in 9th grade; she, her pops, and most of her siblings were going on a canoe trip down a river and invited me along. She and I were in one canoe, her dad and the siblings were in the other. Had plenty of time to just talk. I was too prudish/upstanding/naive to tell she was coming on to me pretty hard at a couple points. My God that's the biggest mistake I ever made, not continuing that relationship.
>>705864255
>yfw too many rads and you also see a cazador ahead
>>705864440
>ACOG & EOTech
I find this funny for some reason.
>>705864123
>sure. gonna dump a few and shower now.
Thanks boss.
>Sustained fire, or three round bursts.
Kek. You right.
>>705864139
True!
>>705864476
Sucks dude. My last one ended because her ex decided to come back.
>>705864605
>CAC card
fucking lol
>>705864381
I don't even know what the fudge you're drivelling on about
>>705864774
Seems like an explosive relationship.
>>705861192
How bout inflation?
>>705864563
>>705864584
If those were actually what the Charlies were like I could have won the damn war by myself.
Out of curiosity, does anyone have any Monster Hunter-related stuff? Random thought popped into my head.
>>705864797
Grow up.
>>705864850
Only if it's uteral inflation due to impregnation
>>705864934
no u
>>705864791
>filename
Kek.
I'm falling asleep in the chair...
I'm gonna go get bed :3
>>705864986
Night cutie
>>705865069
:O
Coot :3
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