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floof and butts and giiirrrrrrlllsss
>>705851948
What's a "pre-wash"?
>>705852028
Ew, girls are gross.
>>705852043
Hand washing the fuck out them before throwing them in a machine.
>>705852052
this is the kind of stuff i grew up looking at; this and xianjaguar.
>>705852089
I know, right?
>>705852107
why not throw them in the machine and let it do both the pre-wash, wash-wash and post-wash?
>>705852173
>>705852175
Nice.
>>705852173
>>705852175
Ha! someone in the thread gets my swap!
>>705852173
>>705852241
or wait, we just posted the same pic at the same time lol
>>705852170
Wow that takes me back, haven't seen xianjaguar stuff around in ages.
>>705852202
They still smell like ass afterwards if I don't. And would be wasting my time washing them in a machine twice.
>>705852241
>>705852290
>>705852354
kek
>>705852290
Witch! Burn her at the stake!
>>705852354
No, it was a swap. Look at the dimensions of the other guy's.
>>705852441
they seem to happen to me quite often
AIght, Im back.
my hard drive bricked and I now I'm looking to recoup my lioness pics. help?
>>705852407
i miss xianjaguar so much. i used to have SO much of her shit.
>>705852516
You do post quite a bit. You usually have the cooldown set to default, so it's more likely to happen that way.
>>705852544
Welcome back.
>>705852615
I should just google and get some of her stuff downloaded.
>>705852722
idk if you can find most of it these days, cause believe me, i've fucking tried.
I read the comic and fell behind x...x
I'm slow at posting in threads
>>705852875
But have you tried fucking?
>>705852875
Just got to look hard enough. Even some of Jay Naylor's old shit is becoming hard to find as well.
>>705852910
nothing wrong with that
>>705852934
yay thread
>>705852934
i tried to initiate morning sex the other day, but gf wasn't in the mood. fucking lesbians be fickle, yo.
>>705853017
>>705853023
looks hot
>>705853091
Damn it, why can't everyone just be bi? Lesbians are no fun. And straight guys too.
>>705853017
Yes, friends. It is I. That one dude who lurks at night while contributing nothing.
>>705853200
because we don't want to fuck men, that's why we're not bi.
>>705853200
shut up, bi girls are the worst
>>705853112
>>705853204
but I thought there were a lot of people that lurked at night
>>705853282
Lame.
>>705853288
Well I wouldn't know.
>>705853200
Lesbians are lots of fun :O
And I wish herms were real, too. They're so perfect.
>>705853204
Also known as "half of /b/"
>>705853288
why?
>>705853410
Well not for guys!
>>705853300
Well, yeah. I'm sure there are a lot of people who could announce themselves like that. Although technically I guess I'm not lurking, anymore.
>>705853200
Guys can't kiss for shit. And aren't all that attractive in general for me.
>>705853300
>>705853443
they always leave for dick in the end
>>705853489
I wouldn't know about that either.
>>705853443
stereotype propagated mainly from bi girls having a girlfriend and a boyfriend at the same time.
>>705853524
my gf is bi so I guess its a good thing im that dick.
>>705853520
>>705853481
this
>>705853443
Because they either can't seem to figure out how to keep their pants on or they can't seem to figure out how to take them off.
>>705853481
My roommate would say otherwise :3
>>705853543
When I drink I do weird shit. eating out a pre op ftm transvestite was certainly the weirdest.
>>705853603
>>705853573
isn't that also a good thing
>>705853681
I don't even know enough people to have those sort of misadventures, anymore.
>>705853669
Hmph. I wish I had a lesbian roommate.
>>705853681
That sounds pretty hot.
ahhhh everyone shut up, I feel sad and lonely about being single now
>>705853769
Most of my misadventures I go out on my own, few of my adventures involve my friends.
>>705853783
Eating out a dude who was way more buff than me. Yeah idk, to an outsider maybe it would have been hot.
>>705853896
Join the club. I've been single my whole life. I'm a kissless permavirgin.
>>705853905
Well I like all guys and girls and everything in between, so it's pretty hot to me.
>>705853754
>>705853783
wish I was someone's lesbian room mate
>>705853896
as is 90% of /b/
>>705853754
Boyfriend gets two girlfriends, one of them probably doesn't like him, and the girlfriend gets a girlfriend and a boyfriend, when she just wanted the girlfriend.
The girl is the third wheel and causes instability in the relationship.
>>705853989
Be mine. We could both be girls and be lesbians together.
>>705853896
Single here as well. Just that my last 2 years as a teen were wild as fuck. Haven't been laid since.
>>705853983
Fair enough then.
>>705853896
Dammit, now I'm too sad to jerk off.
>>705853681
jesus, and people would think your problem is you fap to animals
>>705854079
Dibs! I saw her first!
>>705854104
I think my borderline alcoholism is my worst problem.
>>705853783
So do I :O
Well, I kinda do... a lesbian with a dick...
>>705853989
>>705854071
yeah they need to be in on it for that to work
>>705854229
Are they effeminate though?
>>705854229
>a lesbian with a dick
Sir and/or madame...
>>705854229
So, a straight guy with tits
>>705854184
No, it wouldn't count since you're a real girl. It would just be straight. It would have to be with another guy pretending to be a girl thus making it lesbian.
>>705854229
How does that work?
>>705854229
would a plastic dick do the trick?
>>705854336
Mystical shit and being a pre op tranny
>>705854400
Shit's complicated, man.
>>705854277
this conversation is getting weird
>>705854424
Mystical shit always simplifies things.
>>705854308
He acts like it, but he's pretty cute :P
>>705854501
Seems like it just makes it more complicated.
>>705854473
This whole thread took a really weird turn. I can't even masturbate anymore because I'm too busy following the convo.
>>705854552
Like me?!
>>705854509
I like that picture a lot
gardening is my favorite hobby
>>705854202
need more racoons in my life.
>>705854325
I mean the way he acts :O
>>705854552
I see no problem then.
>>705854558
Not at all, it erases the need for a real solution.
>>705854602
It's a nice one. I just love Kacey's art in general.
>>705854473
>>705854558
extremely complicated
>>705854617
Happy to oblige
>>705854673
>a wizard did it
>>705854639
So, a gay guy who's not actually gay?
>>705854202
that much we have in common. though I call myself a high functioning alcoholic
>>705854708
oh fuck yes. thank you so much.
So what do you girls think about feminine guys?
>>705854714
A cockwizard?
>>705854336
He acts like a girl when it comes to being around me... I shouldn't talk about him too much...
>>705854808
He sounds pretty cute!
>>705854723
By that you must mean that you're an alcoholic who can only function while also high.
>>705854697
>>705854774
Jizz wizard
snek out
nite
>>705854854
jizzard.
>>705854714
Or a druid or shaman
>>705854723
I'm a connoisseur of alcohol.
>>705854808
because we'll get interested? Too late.
>>705854854
No, cockwizard.
>>705854903
night night
>>705854917
The wonderful jizzard of Oz
>>705854598
Kinda...
I mean visually he's pretty masculine, but the way he behaves, especially when I get snuggles is very effeminate.
I wish I was as hot as cockwizard.
>>705854808
Talk about him more!
>>705854832
>>705855024
is that guy still around?
>>705855016
Sounds similar to how I act when I'm sober and with a chick. So I see where you're coming from.
>>705854830
no, I mean an alcoholic who budgets booze and available times to get trashed.
>>705855016
I think a lot of guys are kinda like that, but don't show it due to the stigma, and the idea that men are supposed to be manly. Like, you would have absolutely no idea that I liked to as girly as I am if I didn't outwardly show it. I don't like to act like it because society tells all men that they should be tough and manly.
>>705855122
Yeah, he was here a few days ago.
>>705854715
More a lesbian in a man's body...
>>705855154
Well on that we're different. I budget my paycheck well, but my booze budget is huge and I get drunk almost every day except when I'm working.
>>705854942
fuuuuuck. you've made my night. i'm a happy lady now.
>>705855122
>>705855192
its the main reason I don't talk about my interests with anyone IRL
>>705855224
He's just a normal guy, really. A lot more guys are like that than you would think. We have feelings too, you know. Of course, society doesn't want us too so we don't act like it, but a lot of guys can be really sweet.
>>705854823
I'm kinda lucky...
>>705855224
Get a flatchested lesbian with a really realistic strap-on, that's as close as you're gonna get.
>>705854903
night :O
>>705855360
That you are. I'm jealous!
>>705854942
>I'm a connoisseur
>>705854942
Cause it's mean to him...
>>705855301
>>FurriesAreGay #
>>705855270
always happy to oblidge ma'am.
>>705855419
Because we're gossiping? nah it's all good.
>>705855503
I'm bi, thank you very much.
>>705855139
I think all guys should be that way.. Shouldn't be afraid to be gentle and sweet, especially around their girlfriends :P
>>705855566
Eyyyy! Bi Bros!
>>705855446
>>705855555
Nice.
>>705855621
Bisexuality for the win!
>>705855585
Oh yeah for sure. I'm way ahead of you on that. But when I'm around chicks I'm not with or intending to get with it's another story.
>>705855419
It's only mean if you're doing it to hurt him
Everyone thinks he's gonna be sweet though
>>705855192
I think that's why I really like him, he doesn't really behave any different in public, and nobody really question's his sexuality :P
That and we can sleep together in the same bed and he'd rather keep his pants on :P
>>705855621
>>705855675
Im pretty sure everyone in furry threads are pretty Bi xD
Bi FTW, The best of both worlds.
>>705855644
>>705855722
He sounds like a real sweetheart. I'm glad you have such a great roommate.
>>705855722
I envy you then. I've not slept together with someone in a long time. Greatest feeling man.
>>705855775
Nope, tried it, and I'm not bi dude.
>>705855775
Of course, since I never get laid it basically just boils down to my taste in porn, these days.
>>705855338
I dunno, I've had boyfriends that aren't like that at all... I can only really go off my experience :O
>>705855707
Yeah, you have to act tough and manly around girls your just meeting but theres nothing better than snuggling with someone you actually care about. I think no matter what type of girl you are, every girl enjoys snuggling no matter how manly their man is.
>>705851978
Holy hell that arm position
>>705855403
I like making people jealous :D
post more cub
>>705855555
Perfectly good quints wasted in a fur thread...
Well done!
>>705855707
Oh wow she's adorable :O
Also, I know I'm slowposting still... >...>
>>705855708
I mean... I don't want to embarrass him about anything... Which makes it hard to explain certain things...
>>705856474
do I get a wish or something?
>>705854944
Show your boypussy and cock
>>705856723
That ain't me; that's cockwizard. I'm not as good looking as him.
