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>>705714144
Have you tried initiating? I can be hard, but someone has to do it.
Its this kind of crap that makes me think the "s" stands for "shitty"
>>705714750
>>705714594
i did for a really long time, however it never really resulted in anything good.
most of the guys i asked were gay, most women were offended.
>>705714393
Real football. Not American. Actual football.
>>705714506
Perhaps to somebody who hasn't the slightest clue of what's going on on the pitch. If you actually pay attention to the play, you'll find it quite interesting, I promise. And that's considering I mostly watch a shitty mls team play.
>>705714750
Well played, man, really got us there. Very clever.
>>705714993
I still don't care for it.
>>705714899
This is probably a dumb question, at least on /b/ and in a fur thread, but do you have any friends IRL that might be down for a FWB type of deal?
>>705714594
Offended? Hmmm. I was speaking more initiating with who you're dating now. Like last time, I really shouldn't say anything since I haven't gotten that far yet either.
>>705715199
Alright, can't convince you, but you're missing out hugely.
>>705715315
yeah, and he stuck it in the wrong hole last we tried anything.
I dont really know anyone else anymore that is that "open"
>>705715468
Not really. I already said I've watched sports my whole life. And it's not even the sport itself that I don't like; it's their rabid fans the defend them to the grave when they aren't even involved. I find it idiotic.
>>705715315
>implying
>>705715338
i think she gets plenty of people asking her for things... complains about people making advances and stuff.
looking for the artist to this because i cant read this cursive horse shit
>>705715618
What do you mean by that? Defend the team? I'm not really sure what you're getting at
>>705715547
That really sucks. Have you tried Tinder?
How many of you lads are legit autists?
>>705715660
Huh well. Just don't discount yourself.
>All
Thanks everyone for the discussion. I love it when I can come into these threads and unload about my day and life. Thanks for everything. Sleep well and Goodnight.
>>705715887
im not really attractive with the worst of jewish, English, and Hungarian features. And my chest is flatter than kansas.
Ive not really tried any dating apps.
>>705715845
I mean the people that follow them religiously and get pointlessly pissed off when someone fucks up a play, as if they could do any better themselves. They're like backseat drivers, but way more obnoxious. And there are a lot of them.
>>705716148
That's what you think. Post a pic, and we'll give you an honest outside opinion on what are your best/worst features.
>>705716148
Side note: you have fantastic taste in fur
>>705716366
some of the people from s/fur have seen me. Some have not, i dont distribute image of myself on public image boards.
>>705716148
i try to only save things of artistic merit.
>>705716578
Then maybe a pic that isn't you but has a similar body?
>>705716149
I can understand that view for cfb, since they aren't paid, but for professional sports, it's fine for passionate about their team, and upset when somebody makes an obviously bad play. It's the backbone of sports fandom, actually. If I couldn't get pissed when Finlay made a bad touch or back when Clark gave up the earliest goal in mls cup history bad to bad gk decisions, or when we had Kei he was being a selfish fuck, there'd not be a point. You don't have to actually be able to play a sport on a professional level to be able to see basic mistakes. As long as things don't escalate to violence, why does it matter?
>>705716578
I'm curious now.
>>705716692
every woman less than 12 :S
>>705716148
I like flat chests, personally, but I'm probably deep in the minority here. I can't make any judgements without knowing what you look like, though, it'd be pointless.
>>705716810
Because you're acting like you could do any better, as if you wouldn't make worse mistakes 10x as often. That's exactly what I'm talking about: you're blindly defending it when you're not even playing. These people don't know you, and couldn't give any less fucks because they're making $1M a year. It's idiotic. If people get that passionate about it then why not fucking play it themselves?
>>705716989
it would be. People can ask till the cows come home. I only give it out in private to those i care about or trust.
>>705716852
Nothing wrong with that
>>705717142
I really want to see now.
>>705716852
>inb4 underageb&
I know plenty of people who would see that as a positive. There the type who can never find a GF because every time they see a girl they're interested in she turns out to be underage. Also, unless your chest is completely, totally flat you're probably fine.
>>705717142
>implying you don't trust us
Wow, I see how it is.....
>>705717261
this is the wallpaper on my phone.
>>705717251
too bad ^^;
>>705717401
i dont think i was implying it. I dont trust you
>>705717424
Aw, come on. You can trust me. I have pics of many namefags here, and I obviously never post them because that would be a dick move. I just like to know what everyone looks like; it makes the conversations seem more personal which I like.
im trustworthy in the sense that i dont care.
>>705717672
And I really want to see what you look like.
>>705717514
You should, I'm a trustworthy person.
>>705717672
i care.
>>705717642
yeah.. still not happening.
and just because i dont care, doesn't mean i dont listen.
>>705717108
There's only one player on the Crew that makes over 1 million, rest are between 50k-500k, most being 100k-250k. Here's what I don't understand, though. Why is it that you think that just because I personally couldn't do better than then makes any form of criticism invalid? That'd also mean anything I'd critique about Hillary, for example, wouldn't matter, because I have no political career. I'll repeat: you needn't a professional career to understand basic mistakes. I spend most of my time watching soccer, and I've gained a deep understanding of how it works. I'm not saying I can do better when I complain. Also, you have to be a complete cuck to say, after a dumbass concession where our GK, Steve Clark, gave up a goal because he didn't just boot the ball under pressure and got slid for a goal,
"Oh, I couldn't do better, I shouldn't judge." If that is your view, you can't be helped. Sports isn't for you.
>>705717840
Please? I'll even show you what I look like, and I'm not really good looking either. You can take solace in knowing that you're not alone.
>>705718043
nupe, not gonna happen
>>705717142
Then this is all useless, isn't it? I understand why you won't, but at least a better description or a picture of someone who looks similar would be nice.
>>705718000
>"Oh, I couldn't do better, I shouldn't judge." If that is your view, you can't be helped. Sports isn't for you.
That's entirely valid. Why the fuck would I bitch about something that I couldn't do myself? That's retarded, and you're exactly the kind of person I don't like, and why I distance myself from sports.
>>705718177
Why not?
>>705717294
I prefer completely flat chests over any other type. Again though, I'm probably hugely in the minority.
>>705718274
i already explained why.
>>705718346
Indeed you are. I like them small, but not THAT small. Barely a handful is just right for me.
>>705718274
Because she's afraid of getting doxxed.
>>705718274
Please stop with your autism.
>>705718368
internet hi-five!
>>705718385
i like their art a lot, but they seem to feature really expensive houses, and fruits.
watermelons are insane luxury items there
>>705718368
But why do you think you can't trust me? I'm probably the most trustworthy person here, really. I know that's not going to help, but I'm actually trying to help you here. I guarantee you you're not as bad as you think you are.
>>705718499
I would never do that. I'm not that kind of person.
Down the river.
>>705718214
But again, if you applied that to everyday life, it'd make most criticisms completely irrelevant. And also, again, you don't have to actually play soccer at professional level to understand mistakes. But this is pointless, since we both seem to not understand each other whatsoever.
>>705718685
its pretty shitty down there
move to a feeder stream
>>705718742
But that's exactly my point: everyone makes mistakes, and I guarantee you you'd make a hell of a lot more. Just because you have the knowledge or think you have the knowledge doesn't mean you could perform better.
>>705718581
ive been burned in the past by posting to forums and such. Im done explaining myself to you since i can only state the same response so many times.
>>705718812
>>705718812
>>705718581
Doesn't matter whether you're that kind of person or not, it only takes one asshole to spoil it for everyone. Speaking of asshole, she should post a pic of hers. I doubt anyone could identify her from that...
>>705718368
>>705718205
Then why not give this?
this is how I view the world.
>>705718865
How I can perform is irrelevant. I couldn't perform well at all as the president of the states, and I couldn't campaign either, so can I not call Trump and Hillary for both being lying pieces of human scum just because I couldn't do better?
Would you?
>>705718917
Okay, okay. I'm sorry for bothering you. But do understand that my intentions are good, and that you're probably not as bad as you think you are. You'll find the right person someday.
>>705718980
Eh, true. But as someone as well known as myself, even known by many non-namefags and anons, I have extremely high morals. Secretly, I'm a big white-knight. So I ask to try to help her, and would never do something like that, ever.
>>705719022
Артём?
>>705719172
No, it's the fact that you act like rabid dogs when one person makes one mistake. And it's entirely relevant because this isn't fucking politics; it's some jerkoffs who play a stupid game and make way more money than they should for not even contributing to society in any meaningful way. You're further proving the idiocy of sports fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWF9gYI_mhU
>>70571
I'm not sure what you're saying.
>>705719197
>>705719609 was meant for >>705719215
>>705719436
As much as I enjoy Buckley prattle on endlessly, I'll skip that for the moment. Frankly, I don't know why you give a fuck about what sports fans say in bars or on forums, not even to players. I only get truly pissed when we do something truly stupid. See both of the goals of crew-vs timber, 2015 mls playoff finals. I already described one, the other was when our players thought the ball went out, so they stopped playing, and didn't pick up the ball, and the timbers scored an easy goal. I don't get pissed about small mistakes, peeved at worst, slightly irritated, normally. And the thing is, watching soccer uncritically is just missing out on the experience of the beautiful game. The point is that you, the observer, can get involved and watch the intricate interplay, you can see mistakes, you can see missed runs, you can even see the positive. You can't cut out the negative and still have a truly good experience. I act the same way whether it's the crew or just some random game I'm streaming on rojadirecta. It's just a little closer to me with the Crew, that's all.
Just rediscovered an old photo of my ex from when we were still together. My day just got better.
Meep. owo
>>705720177
>we
See, that's exactly what I mean. That was actually the wrong video, I meant this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFicqJFz5R4
*You* didn't do a fucking thing.
hue
>>705720177
>I only get truly pissed when we do something truly stupid
WE don't fucking do anything. The team does something truly stupid. You are a spectator, not a member of the team.
>>705720609
This.
This right fucking here.
>>705714993
>YE REAL FOOTBALL M8
>both football "games" are real
>funny that his opinions aren't as "real" as both shitty sports
>>705720339
Congratulations. You are completely missing my point to attack my wording. Buckley doesn't know shit about soccer, either, he's even said it. If you've got nothing more than repeating the same inane argument, posting Buckley videos, and poking at my wording, than this conversation is over and you've wasted my fucking time. Good for you.
>>705720726
I'm not attacking your wording; I'm pointing a flaw in your argument and showing you how ridiculous you sports fans are. You're the one making inane arguments.
>>705720883
Oh, sorry, maybe I should say "we" sports fans. Because we're both involved, right?
>>705720609
Did my wording trigger you? So sorry I used the word "we" once in a rushed out wall of text. I'll be more sensitive next time.
>>705721102
No, he's showing you how ridiculous it is to defend "your" team when "you" do something right, but attack them when they make a mistake. That's exactly why I don't watch sports. The fans are the most insufferable people I've ever met.
this is why i like small streams on twitch, because you can actually talk to the streamer and actually influence his play.
there is something to be said in a stadium setting and the crowd is yelling and cheering and booing the players to the point that it might influence them. but the pros might just tune that out. so who knows where to apply 'we'.
anywho, night skubs
>>705721409
Sleep well, my love.
>>705720726
You're completely missing the point. It doesn't matter if you think the team sucks, because the team doesn't owe you anything. It doesn't matter if the guy admits he has no idea what he's doing, because his actions have absolutely zero impact on you.
>>705721102
You exposed the fundamental flaw in your logic. The team is not your team, they are a bunch of complete strangers. The fact that you used the word 'we' at all indicates that you somehow identify yourself with them, which is absolutely asinine because their performance has nothing to do with you.
>>705721368
there you go, look at that picture and now you have an idea of my shape. im over 1/4 a century and have never owned a bra.
>>705720883
>pointing out a flaw in my argument
How so? By saying that using we once when it wasn't even the fucking point was wrong? It had nothing to do with my argument, which you haven't even really addressed. This is a special kind of autism.
In fact, I'm done with this. I'm done typing out large amounts of text explaining my position just to get the same stupid argument or just attacking some wording that was beside my point. I'm going to sleep, we can discuss this tomorrow if you insist, I'll be here from about 2330 to 200. I may be drunk because of the Crew game, but I don't give a shit. Night, y'all.
>>705721578
Then you look very lovely. Personally, I prefer DFC girls.
>>705721632
Night, Gordon.
>>705721667
i want tits like all the furry art i save...
then again i want the fur and ears and muzzle and tail too.
no one is ever really 100% happy with the way they look so far as i know. Its part of us being human and lusting after something.
sup fags?
>>705721816
>you will never be a big-breasted vixen
Feels bad man.
>>705721816
There are methods to grow breasts, but as I'm not a woman I have no idea if they would work. But honestly, you're fine as is.
To talk about myself a little bit, I'm a guy and I'm only 5'2". It's bothered me my whole life and it actually makes life a legitimate challenge. But now that I think about it, I'm kind of okay with it. There's two sides to every coin, and while there is little 5'2" me, there's also people like Ethereal who are 6'7" and have problems with their height as well. Leaning towards the extreme is a challenge of course, but without us, there would be no average. Everyone would be the same. And just as you may not like not having breasts, someone with large breasts may not like either. After a while, you'll start having back problems at a certain size. So don't feel bad that you don't have breasts because in a way, I can sympathize with it, and it's just something you have to overcome.
Sorry for getting all white-knight there.
>>705722237
if i were, id be in a world of trouble... probably have a lot of kids, to many to take care of.
>>705722384
o i know the issues that come with it. My ex was a DD and had back pain.
Im just "petit" ~ 1.6m and 54kg +/-
>>705722627
See, you're actually bigger than me. I'm only 158 cm and 45kg. So don't feel bad that you don't have breasts. I actually prefer it that way, and so do many others. You'll find the right person for you one day.
>>705721578
I'd fuck you.
>>705722899
>>705722627
fucking manlets
how does it feel being called a manlet by an azn?
>>705722899
45kg? thats so tiny o.o
>>705723086
I don't really care. Life sucks, but it's something I have to deal with. That's why I joke about being in love with Ethereal; he's extremely tall, and that's a problem too.
>>705723170
Yep. I'm a short, skinny manlet, haha.
>>705722627
>if i were, id be in a world of trouble... probably have a lot of kids, to many to take care of.
I personally wouldn't mind that for myself, but then again I think all fox-related things are adorable and I really dislike human children so I might be fooling myself a bit there.
>>705723086
seems weird honestly, but its not because you are Asian.
besides, i hear as a blond im sorta exotic there.
>>705723296
Whiteskins and whiteheads are exotic, yes.
Whiteskins not so much anymore - With the advent of makeup and cosmetic surgery more and more people are trying to look like Korean movie stars and such. Whiteheads are rare, but nobody wants to be them - Most scene kids colour their hair some shade of blue or red instead.
H2O2 faggots need not apply however.
>>705723883
>tfw you will never cuddle with a big, stronk bear woman
>>705723998
Wait, she's actually a wolf. Whatever, close enough.
>>705723733
well i dont look like a plastic doll, so im not a k-pop starlet.
>>705724061
Cosplayers try very hard to be plastic dolls.
Their noses are virtually invisible.
>>705722627
>>705722899
>>705723086
For comparison's sake, I'm 5'8" and 175lbs, and there's nothing I'd love more than to have a short (<5'4"), small-chested girl to cuddle with at night.
>>705724411
You could have said you were a furlong tall and weighed 5 stone and it would have made no difference.
Fuck off barbarian
>>705724411
id like one too
>>705724411
I want the opposite. I want a tall, muscular girl to to cuddle with at night. Like, 6'+, and a body like this. >>705723883
My ideal is about 6'5", 350lbs bear mode.
>>705724503
Not my fault you don't understand my freedom units.
>>705722627
I just bothered to actually do the conversions, and holy shit you're like the perfect size.
>>705724582
Im calling it a night for furporns and getting in bed on my phone for IM and chatrooms.
Ciao
>>705724582
I guess you don't like boys, huh?
>>705724717
See ya.
>>705724779
>TFW not sure if trap
>>705724779
i like my men to be men and take charge. You dont look like you can do that.
Night!
>>705724858
Not a trap. Just a guy with long hair and likes to wear girly shit sometimes. Although those socks are really all I have.
>>705724909
Damn it. Figures.
>>705724858
Are you retarded?
>>705724909
Maximum kek.
>>705725030
Yes, yes I am.
