Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Erica claimed
>>705696464
Hello Shirley
>>705696499
Nice butt
>>705696517
Balloon head
>>705696912
I still do. I probably shouldn't though
>>705696975
I am a bit salty about it. My friend who played tau cheated a lot. Fucker brought 500 extra points to most games
>>705696980
That's what happened last time
You have a week to think about it
>>705696352
Hello Wewby.
>>705696517
Awww damn, getting the fresh beef with the good ass seasoning?
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition?
>>705696847
I can show you
>>705696823
You aren't antisocial, I just take it easy and don't let anything get to me.
That's why I'm always so calm.
Cirno claim
>>705696574
True
And yes
>>705696689
Well... um... not if you do it right...
A STRAW, like that would be difficult to do right, though...
But she's actually screaming that her pee won't stop, not that it hurts.
esdeath, you don't seem like the type to change. you say you won't do it again, but I've been here a week and seen you go through more personality flips in that time than a bipolar woman on her period.
>>705697228
you shush.
>>705697211
>
>>705697318
wow don't stare at that, lewdie!
Back from my nap.
Obligatory claim.
>>705697346
She can be pretty cute.
>>705697377
2 lewd 4 /waifu/
Why doesn't anybody pay attention to me I don't get it
>>705697336
what do you mean a week? fran i wanna cry
>>705697420
Cirno is pretty good.
>>705697318
Balloon for glory!~
>>705697336
Wew, what a nerd. I don't cheat, I just use the tools given to me by the Greater Good.
>>705697365
Aw YEA BOI!
Delicious.
Top quality burg.
>>705697436
Kyoko is a cutie.
>>705697436
i know what should i do to fix myself your right i cant change on my own i do this so often its like im not even my bodys driver anymore
>>705697211
Check n kek. You're welcome!
>>705694990
I needed those trips ...
>>705695745
Look at the tits on that fish.
>>705696407
CIRNO please no more!
>>705696767
>"Can't let you do that, Dave"
>
Who was the one that played MWO? Which faction is better?
>>705697365
you can fix freezerburned beef with some worchestershire and butter or bacon.
>Suika claim!
>>705697570
Well duh, baka~!
:-)
>>705697420
Super weird 3DCG baloon feet and pusspuss. Meh/10
>>705697458
Tomoko IS cute. CUTE!
>>705697377
>>705697458
Not lewd enough I'd say
>>705697443
Hello
>>705697635
Keep em coming
>>705697570
>>705697694
If dubs, you get to (have to) lick it off.
>>705697633
indeed. is this who I think this is?
>>705697655
perhaps you need a break from this place, and to seek help in the form of therapy. my guess is that you don't just act this way online.
>>705697729
hey tomoko
this cutie claimed
>>705697655
You need to take a bullet into your cranium, its the only way to wake up from this nightmare.
>>705697436
Butt
>>705697620
>>705697688
Pats head
>>705697497
I did also a bit. You can't keep doing this to us.
>>705697620
Dude is a dick. I don't play with him anymore, aside for DnD
>>705697772
If you think it's Indiana Jones...
...no.
>>705697768
not dubs, but depends on what it is.
if it's chocolate, that's fun.
>>705697779
If you are looking for sympathy for whatever you are going through you won't get any from me. I won't talk shit to you today since you seem to be even more depressed and irrational than usual. Do yourself a favor and just go to bed.
>>705697885
I do not think that, no. I'm thinking you're a certain finish guy I know.
>>705697871
>>705697819
Pat pat ^^
>>705697865
I wouldn't either.
>Mfw one of my friends who plays Imperial Guard likes to use Creed.
>Fuckin Creed.
We had to outlaw creed at some point
>>705698001
oh god fucking dammit....
>>705697894
>
>>705697977
Why live
>>705697779
Esdeath see >>705697398
>>705697670
Hey Suika ^^
>>705697894
Tea > Butt.
>>705697819
>>705697894
Butt?
>>705697977
Keep going till you're out.
>>705697768
Rolling.
(On my own post. Real faggoty, huh?)
>>705697894
Butt
>>705698018
Care to post butt?
>>705698083
Butt
>>705697670
Clan has better tech, IS is stronger and tougher. It all depends on playstyle. Clan XL engines can survive a side torso loss, IS XL cant survive.
Out of the strongest and most reliable mechs in the game, IS is standing at 7 to the Clans 3.
>>705698018
I like Creed.
>>705697620
Nice, nice! Makes me wanna go make burgers, but the fact I've had beef 6 days in a row makes it just a tad off putting.
>>705697670
Shockingly, I never see freezer burned beef. It's generally eaten by then!
>>705698176
Butt?
>>705698060
don't look. it's all an illusion!
>>705698082
yeah you would think so you little perv
>>705698083
that is all the butts you get.
>>705698176
wow lewd. erica you are a perv!
>>705698176
Only butt I gots
>>705698235
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
>>705698254
I can understand that, I can only have so much of one thing before I start craving anything else.
>>705698324
Oh, I got some cute of this one, I think.
>>705698018
>>705697738
Hi there! Who might you be?
>>705698235
Suck a cock
>>705698060
What do you want me to say?
>>705698083
>that may be soon
>>705697480
hey mi liu
>>705698322
Maybe
>>705698324
Better
>>705698368
Good enough
>>705697768
Is that chocolate?
Butts, since you all are
Why not qt husbandos lewding?
>>705698018
Yeah, creed is dumb
Though in the last edition. I haven't played much sense then, you could get more hits than than shots fired with Immortals with Tesla weapons. If you gave them twinklinked with a Triarch Stalker
>>705698410
hey don't post my waifu, that's bad or something.
>>705698537
better with tail, yes.
>>705698426
Hi there, rest well?
>>705698544
I don't know, is this chocolate?
>>705697865
im sorry this is the last time
>>705697808
why is this ok? what if i kill myself
>>705698062
im not antisocial? i am antisocial wich is it?
>>705698625
Is this?
>>705698625
>>705698701
>>705698701
?
I'll post a butt too
>>705698767
Is this?
>>705698368
Ya, sucks too because I very much enjoy beef, even if it isn't super good for you.
>All this wew
Bunch of pervs, I tell you waht.
Tomo, do you need some tissues? I think the thread is slowly murdering you.
>>705698490
Shame, i am enjoying your lewds
>>705698324
As long as my waifu is none the wiser i shall continue
>>705698537
Running a bit low on butt pics. But still have some tho.
>butt?
>>705698849
What about this?
>>705698537
I tried for you <3
>>705698564
Wew. Kek, sounds OP.
>>705698871
Its gettin pervy up in here.
>>705698584
I like it both ways.
>>705698885
This is the last one im posting
>>705698965
lol <3
>>705698931
This, perhaps?
>>705697871
Kyouko best bot.
>>705697670
Hello Elle!
>>705698197
Is it a choice I can't undo later? I see the appeal of the Clan modular concept, but I'm not well-versed or well-equipped enough to really take advantage of it. And hot damn that 1+ days of initial downloading.
>>705698254
I didn't tell you hi. Hi!
>
I need to go to the gym. Can't do my usual workout because I got surprised by having to go to bed at 2pm. Someone convince me to go and not be a fatlazy.
Jesus people, keep your clothes on!
>>705698653
That's silly Esdeath. You can't kill yourself if you're in a dream. Wake Up. WAKE. UP.
Stop lewding your waifu! Show some respect!
>>705699022
Would you say this is chocolate?
>>705698885
I'm sure your waifu will understand.
>>705699011
I like her because she's a dog girl. for me erica is less cute without the ears and tail.
>>705698882
Are you talking to me? Nah I'm fine.
>>705698767
>>705699022
>>705698653
Ugh, I gof distracted for a second, I meant you are not a sociopath, and there are several symptons in common with antisocial behaviour and autism. But you clearly aren't manipulative nor charming enough to count as a sociopath.
>>705698324
>I'm not looking
>>705698490
Tell me why you left home 10 years ago, Dad ;-;
>>705699024
>Stay here.
>Be lazy with us
>Its gettin lewd up in here.
So whats goin on? ^^
>>705699011
Aw don't stop now
>>705699094
Maybe. I don't want to risk it though
>>705698471
Oh there it is
>>705698653
You said you wouldn't do it again last time
And you can prove yourself after a week
>>705698965
Yeah, it doesn't have any AP though.
At least they don't have the scarab swarm anymore
>>705698608
Yeah, I did, thanks for asking. Still a bit groggy from sleep, heh. I also experienced a bit of "Sleep Paralysis" as I was waking up. Scary stuff.
>>705699094
She always cute to me.
>>705699306
To bad.
>>705699151
ha not in here you have never seen me work magic in irl ive made tons of friends easily in irl cause i fake myself
>im starting to think i should just fake myself here and never ever be myself
>>705698965
Ya it is, wonder what the occasion is.
>>705699024
Hiii Booki! Go be not fat dammit!
>>705699216
phew. that was a close one.
>>705699306
she seems like the understand type though.
>>705699420
she's always cute, but cuter with the ears and tail.
>>705699024
If you go faction play and you get with a unit, then you change when the unit does. But as long as you are a mercenary I dont believe you can. Just do quick plays to get used to it. They have the advantage of you not needing to pick a side at all. Also look up the term 'torso twisting'. Probably one of the most basic skills to learn.
>>705699115
I bet you are.
>>705699322
I know i dont know how to fix it fran i just wanna fix it please
>>705699247
akame if you dont talk to me im really just going to die haha hi
sleeping isnt going to happen
how are things in here? just as scary as in my dreams?
>>705699322
Dem Swarmz were spooks.
>>705699451
Dunno, I blame Juvia.
>>705699577
hey tsun
>>705699577
Its Lewd in here.
>Eru
>>705699468
No bully!
>>705699538
Just gotta you know, wait for my heart to slow down. It's all pitter patter and about to blow out of my chest.
>>705699577
Always.
>>705699586
I'ma blame Hartmann for this one.
Megumin claimed
>>705698885
MADA MADA
>>705699216
W-What?
>>705699564
Just start by calming yourself down next time
>>705699577
Just some drama around es, and some lewd
>>705699586
There was a loophole to get an infinite conga line of them
>>705699689
wait how am I bullying you?
>>705699636
hey queen
>>705699677
oh no
i better hide yuno
>>705699794
oh boy
should i bail?
>>705699841
i heard of both
>>705699344
What are you talking about! Sleep paralysis is fun! Hey, text me on discord and call me a nerd!
>>705699422
Esdeath, I told you I don't buy bullshit, I've seen you in various screenshots, if you keep making stuff up I'll lose all respect for you.
>>705699794
Found the cutie
>>705699859
Saying she isnt cute without her ears.
>>705699794
Lets blame them both :^]
>>705699841
CONGA!
CONGA CONGA CONGA!
CONGA CONGA CONGA!
HEY HEY HEY! CONGA!~
>>705699944
Yeah, and them trip dubs yo.
Calamity-masu'd
>>705699420
Shame
>>705699468
You would think so
>tmw i was already scolded for doing this before
So shhhh
>>705699586
You're probably right
>>705700001
>>705699217
Gotta be in bed around 2pm, so I can't take my hyperdrive pre-workout stuff, so I'm going to avoid lifting heavy weights and do cardio. If I go.
>>705700001
You what now?
>by one
>>705699944
That's entirely up to you.
>>705699959
You looked in a mirror?
>>705700008
Can I also blame Wewby if we're blaming multiple people?
>>705699987
no no, she is cute that way. I just think she's even cuter with the ears and tail!
>>705700093
fine fine, I'll shh.
>>705699841
ruby want talk to me nooone will i miss everyone so much please make ruby talk to me i just want it all to stop please please
>>705699944
oh hey how are you
>>705699945
I honestly dont understand what you mean? screenshots of me or what they post as memes? also ive worked jobs like that before ask my friends who have seen me work first hand or friend just the one last one anyway
>>705700128
No. I looked at you
>>705700183
Bully.
>>705700127
But that's a big if. Cardio is fun, I like cycling and running on a treadmill.
>>705700128
Yes. Blame all the people!~
>>705700093
Probably. :^)
>>705699944
So, do I get a head pat for doing well on my first two tests in college?
>>705700008
Exactly, it was dumb. Combine with forcing it to night fighting for at least 2 or 3 turns
>>705700190
If you are truely sorry you can wait a few days
Look, I feel really bad about all this, but not many others do
>>705700246
Impossible, you're the cutie, not me!
>>705700315
In that case we ESPECIALLY have to blame Rory!
>>705699468
I'll be sure to not miss the next one!
>>705699831
We miss you, dad..
>>705700001
Can Cirno explode things?
I think not, baka!
Claiming best gaurd
>>705700430
>Im going to make you eat your parents
>>705700183
Thanky you~
>>705700315
Oh no you're right i take full responsibility for starting this
>>705700430
>that filename
>there's at least 8 more of these
>>705700001
So close.
Have a lewd for your attempt.
>>705700482
Are you trolling me or something?
>Best fox claimu
>>705700008
thats just me being awsome
>>705700128
i was joking i need this distraction
you been feeling a bit better?
>>705700190
not good
im gonna stay awake for the rest of the night probably
>>705700392
i think i would rather call you a nerd
>pats head
happy?
>>705700557
tomoko
how are you doing?
>>705700626
>AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg
>>705700256
but how is it bullying to have an opinion!
she's cute! erica is cute cute cute!
>>705700482
it won't happen again so that's fine :^)
>>705700392
Best Conga Line Of Destruction
>>705700427
YEAH!
RORY WAS THE RING LEADER!
>>705700576
Good, its all your fault
>>705700739
Kek, true.
>>705700796
Better.
>>705700648
I'm passing some time, I guess
Anyways, I'm not really mad, just disappointed, I guess
>>705700796
How unfair
>>705700500
Nappy guard.
>>705700190
Ugh, I would really like if you were more discreet.
>>705700783
Why didn't you rename THAT file to AbsolutelyDisgusting? Or even post the actual AbsolutelyDisgusting image? I don't understand you.
>>705700919
Boxxy#6184 if you want to talk to me, because I'm confused actually
I didn't kick you, in case you wanted to know
>>705700676
>Steals yo waifu
