Celeb Thread for fap, fags and gaylords - perverts accepted only if accompanied with a note from your parole officer
stutter retard isn't here is he?
>>705674634
THIS NUDE PLOX
>>705674634
can we not bring this into the new thread?
>>705674634
thread ruined already
I want to suck and jerk with someone while we look at celebs.
>>705674634
>>705674971
moar moar moar
Chick from 90's sitcom, Spin City
>>705675168
yeah, doubt that is heather locklear...
>>705675270
>>705674971
>>705674634
Where the nudes at?????????
I am back. :p
>>705675168
It is, I got it from Somethingawful years ago.
M-My mistress Jessica Alba l-l-loves watching the latest drama-romances o-on t-television... She s-sits o-on my crumpled u-up body on the floor, u-usually accompanied by a-a coffee and cr-cream cheese covered b-bagel... Sh-She says they are a j-joy t-to watch, r-really touch h-h-her heart, and m-move her to become a more compassionate a-and loving person... She b-b-bastes, berates and knuckle b-beats me s-saying why can't I b-b-be as m-meaningful and bold as those m-men o-on TV... She s-says i-if I w-were h-half the man they are she w-would have no pr-problem treating me l-like a-a real h-human being...
>>705675692
More Sophie
>>705675725
holy shit.. that's a key to a male chastity device.
>>705676028
>>705675763
Oh yes
>>705676509
I would wanna cum on her face when she sleeps like this
Margot Robbie is bae
>>705676931
name?
>>705676789
thats not cool
>>705676816
No she really isnt fuck off
>>705677169
delete this
>>705677169
Mary Elizabeth winestead
>>705676755
I would use her so fucking hard...
>>705677270
Ha, gayyyyy!
Moar
>>705675798
Hey Dovebro
What's a Gaylord anyway?
>>705677663
Hey 30 Mile anon.
Almost all my webms are useless now..
>>705677224
Why not?
>>705675071
I don't know why, she's not my type but i want to fuck her hard anyway
>>705677547
Sweet snatch for sure
>>705675918
Sh-She says I-I'm like protoplasm sl-slime s-so useless i-it h-h-hurts h-her t-to treat m-me l-like h-her comfy chair and walking m-mat... I-I have n-no d-doubt i-if a sl-slice o-of my care w-wasn't in her she w-would b-be c-completely merciless... I-I always though of myself a-as alpha m-material until g-going t-t-to the p-public p-pool and gyms... M-My 3 incher g-got laughed, scorned, snickered and run r-right o-out of th-those Alpha T-Temples s-so much I-I w-was l-lucky t-t-to escape w-with m-my l-life...
>>705677917
Those red lips around a cock would be so hot
>>705677856
because then she wont want to wake up next to you like that anymore, just massage her under the covers
>>705678355
Lol, nobody would want that anyway.
>>705678153
Would be sweet
>>705677831
I know it sucks. Some of my pictures are also too big.
>>705679267
>showing off for her friends while all she's thinking about is Hailee's sweet pussy
>>705678709
right you faggot
>>705676751
anyone have an uncensored version of her campaign video?
>>705679267
And Cumming in that open mouth while she looks at you
>>705679832
MORE
>>705678014
Dude, you have Jessica Alba. You want to be alpha too? fuck, you cant have everything
>>705679589
She would deafo drain it
>>705675270
Do this with attractive celebs
>>705680452
More
>>705680448
Her lips are so beautiful want to kiss up and down my shaft
>>705674434
https://soundcloud.com/pigeonsodomy
ScarJo is literally the only sexy bitch in here.
>>705680789
Want to ram this dirty little slut so hard
>>705680623
Give them a good gloss
>>705680668
KEK
KEK
>>705680789
I want to fuck her face until it is symmetrical
>>705680929
Grab her hair and push my cock down her throat
>>705680922
>>705681544
how do people like her? she look like sid the sloth
>>705681544
She needs cock
>>705681629
most people have shit taste
example game of thrones, its a completely shitty series
>>705681333
god pls more scarlett
>>705681272
would give anything to fuck
>>705681864
Now that's what I call a "Black Widow"....
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>>705682322
I wanna lick those feet for days
>>705674434
why people like this ugly ass ho is beyond me
>>705682698
God those perfect soles..
>>705683118
I want them in my face right now... fuuuck.
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>>705683546
Such a fine tease. Hnnggg
>>705683805
More
>>705683692
>>705684007
I would massage them all the time.. Thanks anon for sharing.
>>705684092
Mmm so hot
>>705684241
Ikr? Peypey is amazing.
>>705684314
She really is, would love to give her cock
>>705684465
Same anon, same..
>>705684558
Slide a cock into that smiling mouth
>>705684172
Welcome anon
Where's our Jordyn at? I need to lick her post workout feet and sweaty shit flavored asshole.
>>705684794
And that ass.
>>705684942
They look so fucking soft.
>>705676357
fag. She smokes Blu e cigs.
>>705685125
That tight ass must feel so good
>>705676816
I wish
>is bae
Would fucking die already.
>>705685258
I can imagine...
>>705685178
Very lickable like the rest of her
>>705685443
Making her moan and scream
>>705685588
True that.
Mhhh...
>>705685763
More
>>705685671
Especially making use of that mouth and tongue.
>>705685931
Filling her mouth with cocks so she chokes
>>705685763
Mmmm Chloe. Been jerking off to cute Chloe for many years
>>705686097
Fuck her throat.
>>705686195
Mmm yes and make her cry
>>705677831
who is that beauty?
>>705686336
Such nice tits.
>>705686477
Dove Cameron.
>>705686546
Mmm those legs
>>705686462
Mm those eyes watching
>>705686639
Mmm little whore. Wanted to thigh fuck her since bmh2
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>>705687017
Would blow my load all over that face and glasses
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>>705687140
She would look so great covered in cum
>>705687295
chatstep if you want
room name: katy
pass: Perry
>>705687345
More glasses
>>705687610
She needs a thick load
>>705687730
Hnngg..
Wanna fuck her while having her feet in my face.
>>705674799
Yeah, can you not bring Snek into the new thread, faggot?
>>705681866
arg... nightmare fuel...
>>705676139
No, it's not, but whatever helps you get there, chum.
Why are people who are in to celebrity worship so weird
>>705674434
If you saw her on the street and she wasn't famous you would never look twice.
>>705688042
she's so tall
You lame fucktards wouldn't know how to post a fuckig decent fappable pic if your mommy showed you how. Fap worthy means NUDITY, idjits!! Get with the program or GTFO!
I will rp as any female celeb you like. Reply to my post with her name and your kik
>>705689153
Great tits.
>>705689380
who?
>>705689380
the shooper is fucking retarded
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>>705690351
Oh fuck..
>>705690907
I wanna squeeze those tits.
>>705689129
Who?
>>705686639
f r i d g e p o s t i n g
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>>705691733
God those lips are perfect aswell..
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>>705692130
So fucking sexy. More of her legs?
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>>705692688
Oh dam...
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>>705675419
>>705675763
>>705686641
>>705686831
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>>705687295
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>>705687678
yay!
It's time for the daily reminder!
>>705680651
Can't get an actual girl to hold up your name so you have to poorly shoop it on yourself? You are one pathetic loser.
Why has no one even said amber rose
>>705693210
Aaaand she made me cum
Thanks
>>705693431
Bros cmon
>>705693482
Welcome
>>705693431
2degenerate4me
>>705693284
You think that's a deterrent....you're wrong.
>>705688990
Horrible tits honestly. Look like big bags of silicone hanging off her chest.
>>705693656
not even remotely a deterrent
Never has been and never will be. It's just a daily reminder that you worship a cow who will have knee length tits in two years and is barely a 7/10 with 14 pounds of makeup on
>>705693865
Yup....don't give a fuck.
>>705694172
that's fine...it really is
so sorry about your poor standards
>>705693865
Funny that you think you're "reminder" will affect my point of view. I'd like to see who you like....cause someone is bound to think they're fuckin' garbage too.
>>705694316
Sorry it bothers you so much. Cause i'm cruising along easy despite what you may or may not think of me or my standards.
>>705693622
Hnnngg....
Now I wanna again
>>705694342
>your
>>705694483
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>>705695061
Legs for days.
I wanna worship her so bad..
>>705695025
Blah, blah, blah.
