You all know the drill by now
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You all know the drill by now
Let get two going at once Incase one fails
Can't come up with something more creative than "hey" you're lucky she even replied faggot
Do you like wampum?
>>705656555
Trips doe, and STFU at least I can talk to girls faggot
>>705656441
Niggertit weather we are having
>>705656675
Yeah you can tell by the way you think "hey" is a good opener. Keep trying though virginfag
are you into facesitting because i've been farting all day bb?
>>705656276
i have 3 minutes and around 80 condoms
do you know any sexy dudes i can fuck?
>>705656276
My farts smell like burning Jews
>>705657087
Roll
>>705657022
winrar
>>705657087
Rerolling
Want to lynch a nigger with me?
>>705657146
>>705657172
No re rolls, fagit
>>705657225
roll
>>705656276
>>705656441
What kind of names are these??? They just sound off..
>>705657022
Winning
I want to milk your udders you rancid swine
>>705657022
reply with my get, OP you queef
i want to put my peepee in your weewee
I'm going to smear butter all over my ass and slide around on the ice at a hockey rink check the news at 7
>>705656276
were your parents shitfaced when naming you?
Your name sounds like a transformer and a Pokemon had a rape baby
Would you like some making fuck, BERSERKER.
Ok who do we have to drill? A dirt hole? A man hole? A woman hole? An animal hole? An out-of-this-world hole?
Reply to the photo with your lines
>>705656441
What do you enjoy licking more? My asshole or balls?
AYY BBY ;*
i'll cut your name into my forarm if you'll think its cute lol
>>705657240
The fuck? No wonder you're such a beta fucking pussy.
>>705656555
>>705656849
Truth right here
OP is a fucking piece of shit
The fuck happened to /b/?
I'm a raging autist and im sorry xD
Can I have some of your hair? I am building my very own real girl and just need some hair and teeth to complete her.
>>705657308
Irish
>>705657514
Would you start since you look like you're packing a dick?
Op what is that app
>>705657225
This
I have dead babies in my pockets :)
>>705657514
" how many are willing to do it raw?"
>>705657574
rolli0ng
>>705657514
Come over and help me make a list
I'm eating my own poo poo right now lol
>>705657514
ever watch a man child cum in a horse?
if you play your cards right, that horse could be you
>>705657534
reroll for >>705656441
i'm autistic and i feel like i love you <3
>>705657626
Tindr you pleb
>>705657514
Send me a picture of your used tampons please, I wanna print them out and convince my brother that it's alive
>>705657538
THAT WASN'T EVEN ME LMAO NEWFAG
>>705657574
roll
I'm a registered sex offender
>>705657514
you was supposed to say i could fuck myself ^^
>>705657654
roll
Give me the best one you know. I need them badly.
>>705657514
do they have autistic names like yours?
>>705657798
roll
Op is dead
You ready for splatter time?
Mommy still buys me pjs
>>705657788
>I'm a registered sex offender
winrar!
>>705657788
Ohhhh dear
>>705657777
such a waste
use this line for your get OP>>705657719
Or if ur not to busy would u mind putting on a fake horse cock and riding me?
>>705657798
this^
>>705657777
fucking waste of quads
>>705657777
What a waste of quads :(
>>705657788
winrar
I fucking hate brown people
>>705657899
WINRAR
>>705657538
"Parents who don't give a shit about what their kids watch on the Internet " happen anon. So sad. Sssoooooooo sad.
>>705657514
Do you wanna "Ri-ogh-nah dick?"
OP, post updated pics!
i hate chocolate milk
>>705658017
i bet youre a hit with the ladys
>>705657952
We hate your kind of people.
Sometimes I like to smear the cum I saved from the past few weeks into my bare bum bum and begin to rub it into the carpet so that it makes stains that my mommy cannot get rid of and she has to spend hours bending over it makes me so hard I love watching her festering asshole mmmm
>>705657777
This is why we need ID's back.
>>705658190
None of those were dubs wtf
>>705658244
What.....zee....fuck???
Hahaha xD
>>705658244
Winrar
>>705658248
thats just factualy wrong
>kys
Check these dubs
>>705658190
i didnt even get dubs but thank you!!!!
>>705657842
How did he die?
>>705658217
>yfw too black for /pol/
>>705658532
Cancer
I will not stand idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people
>>705658755
HAHAHA my third get this thread
Shrek is drek...
Shrek... is drek...
Real fucking clever, you can make rhymes about Shrek.
Real FUCKING clever, you're funny, real cute.
Shrek is drek, you think of that on your own?
You know there's some people out there, who.. who Shrek matters a whole god damn lot to...
And we're not gonna let them down!
We're not gonna let some asshole who thinks he's clever say Shrek is drek!
Cus you know what?
SHREK IS NOT DREK!
Spit or Swallow?
Bitches not replying
>>705658924
Reroll
>>705658962
Reroll 2
>>705658959
try another hoe, OP
I fuck myself with a one direction tooth brush
>>705659099
winzzzz
>>705659099
We have a winner
>>705659099
winrar
>>705658724
My condolences. He was great person. Sharing lolis, creeepshots, traps. I hope he died a very gruesome death.
>>705659380
omg yiiiiiiisss
>>705659380
Spidey we all know you're curious. Come join us. C'mon bruh. Get out the damn closet.
Okay many we got something here next dubs is what I'll say..
>>705660336
Also the name is pronounced
Sore-cha
>>705660336
Can I sit in your face first?
>>705660336
wanna see my dick? its not that big, but people mostly have a good laugh when i show it
>>705660556
reroll
>>705660530
She Russian? Czech?
>>705660556
dang.
i reroll again.... but i'd also like to ask op to post with every rolled 9 or what ever. it often takes to long with dubs
>>705660660
Irish my friend
>>705660556
roll
>>705660831
Can't send pic over Tinder anyway
>>705660831
and again
>>705660906
too bad
>>705656555
AHAHAHHA not everyone is you and is lucky when a girl replies fucking retard
I'm sorry if I sounded weird or rude. Sometimes I get nervous when trying to talk to a girl I like o///o What I meant to say is, would you like to go for a movie with me? I have a free weekend. No worries if not though, we can still be friends. Pls respond
>>705660336
Would you like to put a ring on it?
In this context, "it" is my cock.
>>705661244
Thats no fun
>>705661244
LET THE PEOPLE OF /B/ VOTE
SHALL I USE THIS OR NAH?
>>705661515
you afraid to spill some spaghetti?
>>705660753
Fuck with my ex. She hot.
Facebook : Selina Messmer
>>705661515
please do
>>705661628
NYPA faggot
Eh bb u want sum fuk?
>>705661832
Why thank you.
I don't know of what you acronym means, but thank you.
>>705661958
The faggiest of newfags.
>>705661832
Gave you cancer, enjoy
>>705656276
I got this weird fetish, I want you to finger my asshole and then sniff it while I watch you do it and jackoff. Gotta do it till I cum. Ok pig?
I never understood why some of you idiots do this. Complaining about being foreveralone, but when you do find someone who is willing to talk to you, You do this.
What's the point?
>>705656276
>Rioghnach
sounds like a mythological giant that destroys entire villages
>>705662112
Hey its OP here, I have a girlfriend.. I'm just bored and this is fun so fuck you faggot
>>705662027
It just means you been here for WAY too long and need a new hobby.
What're you, Internet police?
>>705662136
Re-oh-nah lmao
>>705662057
So, what are you posting faggot? Wait for her answers than post. Why are you so stupid retarted fat nigger?
>>705662089
ikr. obviously bait and the only idiot who caught it. Hahaha
I love you. Please don't leave me or i will kill myself!!
>>705662520
from Texas... I'm a cowboy... sometimes I go hiking with my brothers. We are really close.
>>705662265
Yes, I am.
>>705662624
hahaha dude wtf? xD
You made a funny
>>705662520
I'm from libya
>>705662520
What the hell o///o means?
>>705662520
My moms Vagina
>>705662520
Aleppo
>>705662707
Just one thing... *fuck you pig"
Dubs. I'm from your dreams
OMG I walked in on my mom just now in the bathroom, she was taking a shit naked with just a g-string around her ankles and I came. I don't know what to do. I have a huge load oozing out of my cock and I'm so confused.
>>705662520
I'm from the Internet. Lolz jk. Meme magic.
>>705662784
It is a shyness emoticon
>>705662931
Rolling
>>705662931
re-rolling
>>705662931
Reroll
>>705662520
from New Jersey... I'm a nigger... sometimes I go fucking donkeys with my brothers. We are really close.
>>705663109
>>705663074
Only one reroll allowed
>>705662520
I'll tell you, if you tell me. And be specific. I want a street address.
>>705662931
OmG!!!!!!!!!!
Go to her room and wait while youre naked.
>>705662931
dubs get
>>705663211
Winrar
>>705663194
Not the same anon. I posted the re-roll not the other one.
>>705663257
.... yeah make sure to tell her you're sensitive but willing to take it in the butt.
You know, I think Hitler had some honestly valid points.
>>705663211
Wow such a faggot
>>705663257
What are you fucking retarded?
It's just a prank bro!
>>705663562
You mean MY FRIEND HITLER?
>>705662520
A nice country called Quebec.
This bitch real cute
>>705663522
wasted
>>705663614
>>705663257
Nice B8 M8
First dumbass to catch your shit.
......But they never learn.
>>705663575
Not my best work, no.
>>705663741
Give me your number and I can promise you the best 3 minutes of your life ;>
>>705663987
reroll
Ok I'm sick of getting rejected if you don't say you love me I'm gonna make columbine look like a fucking joke
>>705663741
Hey bitch, I would be very pleased to lick your pussy. But, first of all, are you voting for Trump? If not, you can GTFO.
>>705663987
roll
>>705663614
you give 4chan a bad name.
>>705664111
SHE NOT MURICAN THEY IRISH!!!
>>705664035
reroll
"are you a trap? You definitely look like one..."
>>705663900
wasted
>>705661014
You're a fucking retard. The average girl will not respond to hey I gurantee it. They'll respond to the hundreds of other messages they have with actual conversation starters you fucking virgin
>>705664197
Then change "are you voting?" for "would you vote?"
>>705663987
rollin
>>705664309
im sorry, pretty girls makes me a chad :|
>>705656555
Someone kill this faggor who thinks he's better than everyone else.
>>705664309
he went to the same place you got your gullibility from
>>705664197
Who cares, we are Americans, we rule all the niggas
Rolling
>>705664483
rolling
>>705664496
reroll 1/1
>>705664495
Shit!!, I hate auto-correction.
>>705664483
THIS
>>705664555
checked
>>705664483
kek
>>705662091
Rolling
>>705664309
omg!
Hahaha
>>705664483
rollan
OMG I walked in on my mom just now in the bathroom, she was taking a shit naked with just a g-string around her ankles and I came. I don't know what to do. I have a huge load oozing out of my cock and I'm so confused.
>>705664309
Tell me where you live and you can find out.
>>705663876
Wtf are you talking about you nigger? Those are separate comments.
>>705664811
Well, it's like my uncle always said: "honesty is the best policy, but don't tell anyone where I touched you or I'll kill you."
>>705664811
ever gone black before ;) ? i wanna cuck you out on craigstlist for big black cocks ;)
>>705664811
what the fuck are you laughing at, bitch?
>>705664811
my lawyer said that I have to say that, but its not supposed to be a problem as long as I say just kidding afterwards
Haha Im just kidding!
Hey if you don't wanna fuck that's cool but all imma say is don't come to school tomorrow
>>705665117
bump
>>705664965
Hahaahahahahahaha
You're uncle was/is very wise.
>>705665169
>bumping
Give me your newfag proofs fast meme-player
>>705664811
U don't believe me? Then fuck off
>>705665355
.........
I want to make cummies all over your face and lick it all off.Mmmh yes just thinking about it make my skin spring boingo
>>705665355
Oh sorry I forgot to laugh.
>>705665355
Will u peg me?
>>705664965
Reroll
>>705665355
Well... Actually, commies are my fetish. Do you swallow or spit?
>>705665653
>eby
>wby
Dafuq? Am I getting to old for this?
>>705665355
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Yeah, I'm real funny. You'll learn to enjoy it and pain. Mostly pain.
>>705665808
wby = what about you
>>705665653
All Irish are so fucking retarded?
>>705665653
Has anyone told you that you kind of look like a frog. That's my fetish.
can i lactate you
>>705665653
have you ever seen FakeAgent porn videos? you know what I mean...
>>705665830
kekthis
>>705665913
You fucking retarded
>>705665653
Wanna sum fukin biatch? Me n ma Bois give u sum fuk
>>705665653
Oh god thanks for responding I'm in a hurry right now can you call 911? And tell then to como to 123 Lincoln street I think I accidentally kill my fried you know what just pretend you didn't read this I'll hide the body somewhere jus in case can you give your address I have to tell you something
>>705665653
Cool, what class? Well, I got a 4 day load in my nuts, and I want to unload it all over your face. When are you free?
>>705665653
Dude, why don't you do the dew?
>>705666244
fucking genius
Wanna suck a dick in a foreign car?
>>705666244
got a dubs here
>>705666124
Hey be careful with your whiskey whiteynigga
>>705665719
Fucking this roll
>>705666311
Winrar<
>>705666321
ITS FAPPLE!!! BWEEE HEEEE HEEEE HEEEE
Fuck, can you hold on baby? My anus just collapsed again. Sorry, my dad fucked me when I was a baby and my colon fell out, so it happens from time to time now.
It looks like doodoo
I enjoy raping random women at night. Have you ever been raped? If so, can you tell me what happened? It's not dark yet and I need to ejaculate. Thank you.
I'm going to kill you and you will become my slave in the afterlife
>>705666767
>6767
winrar
/b/ I think I'm in love
>>705665586
rolling for this
>Sorcha
>Rioghnach
Potato nigger detected
>>705667132
"no but i'm posting screenshots of this in a b thread as we speak ya dumb skally"
>>705666311
Win
>>705667132
nah im just in love bitch, wanna lick eachothers genitals over a movie at my house? (bring ur own netflix account)
>>705667132
You free to meet I can rock with my cock out if u interested
>>705666244
dubs and classy, OP better use it!
>>705667335
rellroll
>>705667312
kek
>>705667312
"I'll massage your feet if you massage my meat babe"
>>705667132
Do you know where I can get yips
>>705667274
Roll
>>705667132
Yes I am how did u know? But can we still be friends? I am so lonely and I get bullied and beat up by my class mates everyday. I am one step away from being a hero :(
>>705667312
What's u r Snapchat I can send pics ;-)
>>705667132
Ask her out on a date let's get op true love
>>705667312
I dropped my spagettios :(:(:(:(
>>705667312
Play your cards right and I'll let you sports massage me, bb
>>705667442
Kek
THIS
>>705667132
>>705667312
Shit, I thought I deleted the text while I was taking the dogs cock out of my ass.
>>705667312
Ok gotta go now. Massage me later hahahaha
>>705667615
>thinking 'bb' will work on anyone ever.
>>705667312
I asked when you were free. Answer the fucking question, Shannon.
>>705667132
Did you do pass irish ya prodie bastard
>>705667726
Gotta roll this.
>>705667312
I forgot to mention that I am gay and despise vagina. So hook me up with ur gay friends ok?
>>705667741
>Thinking the point is to make things work.
>>705667784
Rollerino
>>705667442
roll
