Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705634802
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>705645393
what kind did you get?
>>705645393
Papa John Is Glory.
>>705645675
There are a bit of feels, but its not TOO bad so far, I've only been on the 2nd episode though so I think its likely feelsy. You'd have to ask Fran tho.
I have a hour or so.
claim
>>705645393
sup faggots?
Erica claimed
>>705645803
Just a pepperoni.
>>705645831
It is.
>>705644776
UNIX was an OS that came out in the 60's. It is what Linux is based off of.
Today, the most common UNIX systems are AIX from IBM, HP-UX from a company that isn't worth wiping my ass with, Solaris from Oracle, System VII I think, the three variants of BSD (FreeBSD, NetBSD, and OpenBSD, as well as a derivative of it called PC-BSD (rebranded as TrueOS), and Mac OSX (although, it's by Apple so it doesn't really count. It's also written in the less awesome Objective-C as opposed to C or C++. OSX was originally based off of BSD).
SOME Linux distributions qualify of UNIX, too.
>>705644937
Android is a type of Linux, which in turn is a UNIX-like OS.
Also, Cirno claim
>>705645231
>>705645373
Sure, i have loli which is just as illegal as CP, but unless there's clear evidence i've commited any crimes i don't think my hard will be seized any time soon.
>>705645340
My sleep pattern has been fucked for a long time. Hopefully if i survive the day i cold get back on track. So how are you?
>>705645466
01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R29KdKYM4h4
>>705646036
what a shame. I need at least one other meat if a pizza is pepperoni. I like the stuff but just plain pepperoni is not an idea pizza to me. I tend to get hawaiian or bbq chicken when I order pizza though.
>>705646132
is this filename a hello or a goodbye?
claimed
>>705646132
Hey Chara ^^
>>705646047
Ah, neat!
>OSX is aids honestly.
>>705646036
Pepperoni is some gud shit.
>>705645574
Good, do you have any time to play risk?
>>705646260
Considering it's my first post in this bread, it's a hello.
Also Kebab Pizza is the only way
>>705646303
Hey there Eru
>>705645799
Wow, what a qt
>>705645893
Well, you know me quite well
>>705645981
Oh hey, another qt
>>705646111
>trips
Yeah, same with mine. I've been trying to get back on my usual schedule but I just can't. Even if I tell myself I'll sleep at 3 or 4 AM, I'll end up staying for way longer anyways
I'm fine, trying to study but to no avail. It's just too boring. You?
>>705646111
Post more Jenny. I had a crush on her when I was younger.
>>705646191
I had a free pizza car with 1 topping. Why i didnt get something else.
>>705646303
Nom nom nom
Calamity-masu'd
>>705646111
ok enjoy prison. you are way too dump to avoid going now.
>>705646389
Hi again
just finished up those new chapters, god DAMN I can't wait for the new ones
>>705646395
Alice is a cute, this is true. Hello qtRuby. How are you?
I got Terraria to open! Based steam forums
>>705646389
How goes it?
Rim World is fun as hell by the way, thanks for that. ^^
>Mfw people lose so many body parts as your colony goes on.
>>705646425
Wew
>
>>705646406
Post less whorebo.
She's too furry
>>705645831
wel romance seinen and drama sonds, eehhh quite the tearjerker. but it looks cool, going on my list anyways
oh kek i dont think you can watch an anime, play two games and be on time within an hour
>>705646111
hey robot
how are ya?
>>705646395
i do?
i feel like there is much more to discover
>>705646389
I've been lurking and saw you were posting earlier, so I wondered if that was you saying goodnight, even though you haven't posted in a while.
what is on a kebab pizza?
>>705646425
ah, yeah free is truly the best flavor.
>>705646111
>Sure, i have loli which is just as illegal as CP, but unless there's clear evidence i've commited any crimes i don't think my hard will be seized any time soon.
>YOU JUST POSTED GURO AND YOU JUST ADMITTED TO HAVING LOLICON. THAT IS CLEAR EVIDENCE YOU COMMITED A CRIME
>>705646425
Dude how could you turn down a pizza car with one topping....deal of a life time
>>705646355
I don't know yet.
Right now I'm playing League with some friends.
>>705646132
ayy
>>705646395
Sleep is a pain in the ass. I'm just trying to survive the night but i might play some TERA later.
>>705646406
Well i do attach her to every post i make
>>705646487
>way too dump to avoid
what?
>>705646651
I'm tried, it's 4am and i wanna die. you?
>>705646444
>checked
>>705646733
>just posted guro
>posting a robot is guro
what are you smoking?
>>705646651
I finished the one episode so I can play vidya now. ^^
>Its not a lot of time but its enough.
Claimed.
>>705646574
Good job.
>>705646863
>more
>>705646537
Oh heya Mizuki!
And yeah, me neither. The suspense! The Cringe! The Laughs! It's one of the few Manga where I actually find the cringe funny and not... cringey
>>705646586
Heh, yeah, I love that. I once had a colonist who had a bad heart... and I had a prisoner... I got his heart and transplanted it in the colonist with the bad heart. He doesn't have heart problems anymore~
>>705646688
Oh yeah, but I was gone for one or two hours so I consider this a hello again.
>What's on a kebab pizza
Depends on the Pizza Guy. Usually it's Kebab and Tomatoes.
Some only have Kebab on it, Some with garlic, the next one has paprica, etc
I like the one with only Kebab and Garlic the best so far
>>705646863
lmao
how are you Jenny?
>>705646303
Yeah, no one who's into UNIX REALLY considers Mac to be a UNIX system, even though it TECHNICALLY is.
The system was designed for fucking babbies, and that's a large portion of those who use it.
Here's a good read on UNIX.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix
And here's a graph of UNIX and its variants
>>705646729
r000d
>>705646963
Now I just need to remember how to play. I'm thinking of making a new save
>>705646586
lol
>>705646688
The best.
>>705646765
Grammer nazi
>>705646863
pretty much the same for me
you wanna die because depressed or just because you are awake at 4?
>>705646900
alright well have fun with it
im gonna drink some tea so i'll be answering slow
>>705646170
pls say hi
>>705646574
Oi, that's nice. Maybe we could play together sometime! Why didn't it open before though?
>>705646651
...I told you not to be lewd in front of the others!
>>705646863
I agree, but hey, it feels good when you do get some rest.
Also, what's keeping you up anyways?
>>705647072
My colony genocides the local fauna and captures as many people as we can for fun.
>I've sold so many people
>Its horrid.
>I should not be allowed to do this.
>>705647089
>that graph
Shiet.
>>705647256
Huzza!~
>>705647268
Alright cool ^^
>I'm gonna do some murders.
>>705647072
gotcha, just was curious
aaah, see I was confusing the word for the type of food where you have meat and veggies grilled on a skewer. a shish kebab. that sounds pretty good, I'll have to try one sometime.
forgot to take a shower before I started posting, whoops. next reply will be in like 15 minutes or so.
>>705647130
<3
All squeaky clean and ready to shit post.
Sup fam?
>>705647388
Hi.
Remember when you first started talking to me?
>>705647439
>I started a colony in the dessert
>after genociding the local fauna which consisted of 2 boomalops and one Iguana I had to grow potatoes
>Fast
>And many
I nearly died
>>705647485
Well have fun showering then. And yeah, it is pretty good!
>>705647672
No, when?
>>705647652
nerd
>>705647439
Dont you have your class soon?
>>705647029
>
>>705647072
Tired, it's almost 5am here. hows it going with you?
>>705647268
Because i'm tired and feel like shit. Besides, if i died some other sweaty neckbeard would steal my waifu.
>>705647418
I quit my job and now i have no reason to have a decent sleep schedule. Now i'm at seemingly random hours. kinda weird seeing the world like that now that i think about it.
>>705647652
I think I'm gonna call you Bush Tomoko since there seems to be two of you.
>>705647748
No you.
>>705647775
There are definitely two of us. Call me what you want.
>>705647439
Yeah, and the ones above the OpenServers, called Xenix, were actually made by Microsoft.
In OTHER WORDS... Microsoft could have dumped Windows on top of a MUCH safer, universally-compatible system, but INSTEAD... they went with the ntkernel and the .NET Framework.
BASICALLY, they COULD have brought together all computers in the world with UNIVERSAL compatibility and programs, but they decided NOT TO instead.
After XP and before Vista was pretty much the last chance they had to do that, to take the IEEE standards and turn it into something AMAZING.
>Long story short: Microsoft dropped UNIX, and now we have bullshit programs that run on Visual BASIC, a severely deprecated language that sucks shit. AND over 9001 MILLION viruses
>>There are about ~120 viruses for UNIX systems.
>>705647839
>Incest
>>705647839
Isn't that incest?
>>705647963
If you fuck a clone of yourself, is it incest or self-rape?
>>705647771
Going fine. I'm getting into university again starting next week and hopefuly doing something with my life.
The past days I've been spending on Super Metroid and Fire Emblem and Monster Hunter
You?
>>705647938
I just like the art style. I don't advocate incest, and the writes of WataMote constantly debunk the incest theme between Tomoko and Tomoki.
>>705647963
Flowers in the fucking Attic fam. I just like the art style.
>>705646963
If you want to add me, /76561198037885569/
>>705647418
No idea. It was on compatibilty mode for Windows 7 before, I changed it to 8 and it opened up no problems.
>>705648075
I believe it is masturbation.
>>705648110
What a waste.
>>705647748
>I want to keep you company at night, Mai.
>September 14th
What made you suddenly decide to start being so cute with me?
>>705647418
You told me what?
Also I feel no shame
>>705647439
Good luck with that
If I can give a piece of advice if you drop them in a like with a stone attached to them it'll take a while before they're found and giving you more time to flee
>>705647771
That's what keeping me alive
Gonna do anything today?
>>705646574
Might start Terraria again
>>705648110
I wasn't saying it was bad per se. I was into OreImo and rooted for trash Kirino.
Life is meaningless.
We give life a meaning.
>>705648201
A lot of good art is wasted on shit tier fetishes. Just look at /d/
>>705648354
>Kirino
What shit taste fam. Ruri was obviously best girl.
>>705647724
I started in a forest with an LMG.
>There were so many raccoons, squirrels, and everything else
>Not anymore.
>Everything is dead.
We're a very happy and thriving community.
>>705647752
Yeah, I gotta leave now ^^
Later <3
>>705647935
>Around 120 viruses
Kek. Nice, sounds secure.
>Mfw Microsoft fucked up
Well that isn't new, RIP them.
.NET Framework is pretty weird stuff too.
>>705648267
Wat.
>Drop a stone in with them
So weigh them down in the water?
>Actually I know how to hide a body rather well
>My old anatomy teacher was pretty cool.
Anyway, going to class, seeya later ^^
>>705647155
Cant really help you with that, already playing with some other people.
>>705648422
Dont lie you like it.
>>705648476
Bye
>
>>705648422
I definitely thought she was at least second, if not tied for first.
>>705648399
Bullshit meanings that we make and we buy that being aware of how pointless it is.
>>705648476
See ya
>Yuno
>>705647771
>realized i forgot to rename my pic "check 'em"
>didn't get a get anyway
wew lad
>>705648103
Are you enjoying uni? I've just been spending my time playing OW and watching old vinesauce streams that i never had the time for.
>>705648075
>self-rape
only if you object to it. I call it ultimate masturbation.
>>705648267
nah, just gonna play vidya.
>>705648399
but is there a meaning behind why we even gave it a meaning?
my shift is almost over, rip
might not be able to shitpost in these threads til tomorrow, it's been fun nerds
>>705648593
Incest is a fetish for people without siblings. I love my sister, but I would rather put chili powder on her tampons than fuck her.
>>705648615
I just don't get how people can like her if they've only seen the anime. She is a selfish brat who lies to her friends and herself. Ruri on the other hand is a bit aggressive, but is honest.
>>705648476
Hah, in a forest with an LMG! That does sound like pure genocide
>>705648753
Well, like I said, it starts next week. I'm looking forward to it
>>705648773
See ya Mizuki anon
>>705648665
i fucked your dad
>>705648296
Hello again Makise. I'll probably be splitting my time between this and WoW. Since I need to keep up in that or I become a bad :(
If you want to add me and we can play sometime maybe
/76561198037885569/
>>705648482
All of the time I spent on this character was on another persons server, which is why I'm thinking of restarting. I have like, full meteor armor and stuff but my house has a furnace, 1 chest and the guide.
>>705648665
This is very wew
>>705647771
Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I'm studying for my last exam, so I don't necessarily have to wake up early, so I'm taking advantage of that
>>705648138
Have you ever played it before?
>>705648267
Other people can't know we are lewd to each other!
>>705648252
I was rembering the days when you were so cute as the other caracher of u
Tashigi claimed <3
>>705648814
Christ Its like you dont want her to have babies.
>>705649154
Swing and a miss, she has two boys.
>>705648853
Mom?
>>705648882
Wew, hey, lets play Terraria some day.
>>705649225
You still dont destroy a baby maker.
>>705649324
You must be a single child OR don't have an older sister.
>>705648885
I have. See reply 2 of >>705648882
>>705649300
Hello Nepu, it seems everyone here has Terraria. And here we were trying to find a game that everyone could play together when the answer was simple
>>705648814
>Incest is a fetish for people without siblings
N-no! Totally not. . .
Admittedly I used to be into it but I don't really find it too appealing any more. I only like the really well-drawn doujins about it nowadays.
>>705649359
I have a older sister. But i dont have a niece and nephew yet.
>>705648914
I see.
>>705648836
>starts next week
shit, i must really be tired then.
>>705648885
So you pretty much just sleep now? sounds nice
>>705648882
In that case, you probuably should.
Depending when you played it, there might be a lot of changes.
>>705649655
Just kidding.
I like you for who u are unlike others
>>705649467
Y-YES! IT IS! Again, I love my sister but I don't want to fuck her.
>>705649635
K? Well. Good luck on that.
>>705649467
You have good taste.
>>705649844
But I have a brother!
>>705649804
Yup, you sure must be. I'd advise you to go to sleep then
>>705648882
>Only on meteor
Wew you sure aren't very far into it, are you?
>>705649458
Not sure if everyone but it sure is cheap as fuck in comparison to the hours of fun it gives.
>>705650089
u hurt my feelings when you don't use mai
>>705649978
It would seem there's a huge anti-Holo circlejerk/joke though.
>>705650033
Can't say I know anything about that, but I would assume there is even less attraction when it comes to brothers. A younger boy falling in love with his older sister, or a younger sister falling in love with their older brother, seems a bit more common.
>>705650215
I'm not gay and I have absolutely no desire to get it on with my younger brother. I'm not a total degenerate.
>>705650209
To each there own on picking your waifu. Just everyone seems to always pick Holo. I blame /k/
>>705650195
What? why?
Now you're contradicting yourself.
Garrett-Chan claimed~
>>705650100
it's 5am. If i sleep now by sleep schedule will be even more fucked.
>>705650387
>I'm not a total degenerate.
>there are people in the world, right now, who aren't just complete and total perverts
>>705649813
Remembering how much of a hassle it was to get things, it makes me really want to just work until I catch up. I'd be down for starting a new character with some people though if that was to be a thing
>
>>705650130
>>Only on meteor
Ouch :( I had created a set of Molten Armor I think, but it wasn't something that benefited me enough if I'm remembering properly. I think it was something about my space gun
>>705650130
It's definitely cheap, I think downloaded versions can work if you don't use steam to host the server as well or something. So that might be an option as well
>>705650404
What is the "face" for?
>>705650387
And I'm totally hetero and have no desire to fuck my sister.
I swear that incest fetishists are simply people who are romanticizing sibling relationships.
>>705649458
Oh, but did ya go over meteor armor, or did you get stuck there / didn't play more.
Anyways, if you're up for playing one day, I can play too
>>705648885
Well, not really. I still have to get up at like 12 or so, so I only slept 5 - 6 hours
>>705650587
I didn't even get that far, RIP.
The game is cheap as hell and is on sale a lot. I'm pretty sure they fixed the exploit where you didn't need steam authentication to play on a server (tho I'm probably wrong)
>>705650392
Spice and Wolf was one of my first anime and I started reading the light novels. I was also a lonely, depressed loser and ended up envisioning Holo as a real entity to try to feel some companionship. I've had a strong affection for her ever since, even though I feel much better and have more friends now.
>>705650395
:(
sORRY.
You're the one having multiple personas.
>>705650687
I slept like 30 minutes because I was up all night with MAGA. And I had to do something at 7am.
>>705650866
-Mavis btw
>>705650812
I honestly assumed you were making fun of me when I said I liked the other one he posts more and pretended it hurts my delicate feelers when he doesn't.
>>705650955
what a post.
alright admit it, IDIOTS, how many of you browse leddit aswell?
>>705650647
So you wouldn't join in on some sister on sister action?
>>705650797
Ok. I can see that.
>>705650460
I somehow managed to reply to myself instead of you
>Well, not really. I still have to get up at like 12 or so, so I only slept 5 - 6 hours
fucking hell kek
>Ruby
>>705650969
I was, though.
>>705650687
See post 2 of >>705650587
(That feels like deja vu) All my progress was on multiplayer, so I only got to keep the stuff that was on my character sadly
>>705650765
That would be kind of unfortunate. It goes on for like 2$ or something like that though doesn't it?
I like to play slowly so. It was mostly my friends getting all the stuff done and I was just tagging along
>>705651016
Out, now.
>>705651285
nailed it. I thought it was funny. well done, chen.
>>705651285
NICE picture there Chen. Your Waifu is still second-rate at best though.
>>705651300
We wouldn't make a very good team then. I did the same tagging along with my friends.
>>705651078
That's a tough one. I mean, they aren't MY sisters so I technically wouldn't be committing incest, they would. Right?
Or what if they didn't pleasure each other and focused on only me. Technically since they are not fucking each other it's not incest. Right?
Seriously. This is a tough one.
>>705651380
ohh yehhhh boy you browse r/4chan and r/adviceanimals and r/soccer all the fucking time you stupid bitch
>>705650460
Ah, well this is shit. Then treat you to a good big breakfast I'd say. I mean, you have the time now, right?
>>705651185
i'm confused now
>>705651467
>rates an eastern waifu
>claims western waifu
You're opinion is just as invalid as mine
>>705651473
Stop trying to figure out how to Time Travel. It's bad, baka~!
>>705651743
Cirno has a cute butt.
>>705651645
I r good at anime. Plsb don't make fun of me. I'm new here.
>>705651078
Other waifus I've had include Inner Moka, Yami, Ryuuko, Nonon, Kuroneko, and most recently, Judy Hopps. She's got dem hipps.
>>705651743
I need to go back in time to figure out where my life became so boring
>>705651473
>>705651300
Wew, you guys sure don't progress a lot, are you guys good at building? Because I'm good at progress but I always do the fastest, shitties building to get the NPC's
>>705651582
Being honest, I've been on reddit only linked by people that wanted to show me how many upvotes they had, I don't even know what the front page looks like.
>>705651867
Nerd.
>>705650955
THERE HE IS
INSULTING EVERYONE LIKE HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THIS THREAD AT ALL
>>705651458
Thanks, Beatrice.
I tried my best
>>705651467
NICE PICTURE MAVIS aswell
>>705652031
top nep
>>705651300
I'm just too lazy to read what others post sometimes, sorry ><
I played both single and multiplayer, always on a new character, until I had the best of everything pretty much, then I just deleted the character and started over
>>705651645
you said "So you pretty much just sleep now? sounds nice"
to which I responded by saying that I still didn't get all that much sleep
Anyways, I'm guessing it's like 5.30 am there. Aren't you tired?
>>705651488
To be realistic, if there is no baby made between them, it doesn't really matter.
Is there really anything wrong with 2 sisters fucking?
I know people who even have a problem with step-siblings fucking.
To me, the only thing that makes it wrong is:
They have significant blood in common AND they can make a baby
So if they do NOT have significant blood in common OR they can NOT make a baby, then there's nothing wrong with it.
>>705651945
If I remember correctly, everyone was really buttmad about officer hopps taking over /b/ it was pretty funny.
>>705651957
Don't worry. If things go my way, it'll be VERY interesting soon enough.
>>705652219
Don't point fingers
>>705652116
I wanted you to know someone appreciated it.
>>705652262
I was super happy every time I saw her dumb bunny ears. It built up my Carrots folder real quick lol
>>705651488
Mind blown
>>705651945
>Hoops
No
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