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KY jelly urself
>>705591473
This must be what it's like to look upon the face of true despair.
I prefer Smucker's
i like jelly
when do we get fur VR porn/dating?
Think I'll start with something I've been putting off though close to the end of. DOOM 2016. I'm about done with it, and maybe I should just restrict myself from getting off until I beat it. Something like that
moar like this?
>>705590123
>>705591706
It's all fuckin watery. I edged for a single day and that's what I got.
Enjoy the camwhore
>>705591691
I've tried the Mary Jane a few times, but it hurts my lungs, so i wasn't a fan.
>>705591708
'Bout two minutes to midnight- It'll be the mercy killing of the human race after realistic normie VR porn wipes out ninety percent of the human race in a single generation.
>>705591924
You have an ugly dick
>>705591924
Nice
>>705591966
No shrooms or other psychedelics?
>>705591955
amazing
>>705591966
>dude weed lmao xDDDD
I was lamenting that you don't even get old-fashioned blackout drunk- S'just UnAmerican not to
>>705591796
thats a good idea and like thats a short game too it wont take much time
>>705591924
i legitimately forgot why i had you find this
but i do remember you are my ultimate hero for this!
>>705592028
Thanks Nibi I'll keep it in my heart always
>>705592023
There's already some of that so I've heard.
>>705592097
Nope.
>>705592260
Eh, I was never really that patriotic so, oh well.
>>705592261
I just beat the cyberdemon, and afaik I've only got a few levels left.
>>705592277
Cut it off
>>705592261
Good job me, wrong fucking thread >>705592293
>>705592293
i looked in the trophy list and i didnt see one for that. really all i needed was like combo points being fettel and like doing all the challenges
>>705592463
That's my fetish
>>705592458
yeah youre pretty close i think
>>705592502
I was more referring to the one for completing the campaign with a partner
>>705592604
yeah i didnt see that in the list. we can try it again though!
Kinda wanna rape
>>705592856
Bad Nibi, no raping
>>705592934
No one will have sex with me though so it is my best option.
>>705592856
i hear free style rap is fun
>>705592856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSY4mFib8Xw
>>705593068
A suicide will be nice and neat.
>>705592788
Sure, maybe some other day cause I'm not sure how much time we could squeeze in for that along with gta, if we don't have too much fun in gta to squeeze in any at all that is!
Imma squeeze into bed myself so I'll make it happen faster, night to you kittysweets >//<
>>705593074
I said rape
>>705593208
see ya nanarbutt~
>>705593334
That's gay Nibi
>>705593334
but rapping can be fun
>>705593208
Fap.
>>705593376
oh yeah you were collecting all the gravy for like two days. you didnt save it in a jar though
>>705593522
It was one day, and that's gross. I'm not the cum wizard.
>>705593643
but you made it sound like you were collecting it like i had suggested you do
Might get myself some "research chemicals" soon depending on if I can get a reliable place to purchase them
i want to molest
>>705593734
what sort of chemical
>>705593876
Chemicals that aren't illegal (yet) but are basically the same thing as currently illegal drugs.
>>705593981
liiiiiiiike
>>705594084
He's gonna drop MDMA and dry hump someone in a strobe bar.
>>705594084
1P-LSD (weirdly enough), 4-ACO-DMT, etc
>>705594209
hottttttttttttttt
>>705594251
ooooooo! sounds like a blast!
>>705593722
What
>>705594345
im confused
>>705594313
Unfortunately, literally just today the House of Representatives passed a bill wanting to make those chemicals (not 1P-LSD though) illegal for regular consumers to access, it goes to the Senate soon.
>>705594378
I'm scared. Why do you reply to everyone in a separate post?
>>705594504
You seem like you'd be a fun guy to hang out with and get fucked up.
Replying without quoting is best for of responding.
>>705594504
you can just make your own dmt. itll be fun!
>>705594591
because after i write this one and post it another reply pops up so i just do that. WHY IS THIS AN ISSUE?!!? GOD!!
>>705594591
I've actually had really good experiences with drugs I've tried so maybe. I'm able to stay calm through mostly everything and generally just sit there watching the effects happen
>>705594827
I could. I have a shitload of HBWR seeds that I could use to make some LSA vodka or something, but I'm probably gonna save those for a party with some friends from work who have more experience with it.
>>705594952
saving them is a better idea. but yeah imagine how much more fun it will be if you make your own!
>>705594952
I just get really, really, super fucking drunk. Like a whole bottle of jack and a few beers in a single night kind of drunk.
>>705595105
Being drunk is very fun, haven't had a bad drunken experience yet. Makes everything feel more fun, and lowers a lot of my subconscious bullshit that I don't like
>>705595105
jack is grody
I could actually eat some of those seeds right now and just ride out a trip while posting, would be neat to try.
>>705595231
hoiiii
Not sure if I feel like experiencing a drug for the first time over 8 hours this late at night though
>>705595387
mew
>>705595223
I got alcohol poisoning by myself in my apartment last Christmas, woke up covered in vomit bleeding from the nose. Must've been a good night.
>>705595224
Sup dude
>>705595256
It's cheap whiskey that doesn't taste horrific. It'll do pig, it'll do.
How the fuck can i get my hands on MDMA? I don't want those shitty pressed pills either.
I would love to drop some with another furfag.
>>705595223
i need to get fucked like that
>>705595500
Same
>>705595482
Can't help you there
>>705595482
I wish I knew. I recently found out that the supposed health concerns are BS propaganda. Did you have lewd things in mind?
>>705595461
do it for the experience
>>705595470
wem
what up brometheus
>>705595481
it makes my tummy hurt
>>705595766
discord now lets you create your own emojis, so I'm making a bunch for me and my friends chat. what're you up to, brosiedon?
Come this November I will have been single for 6 years.
Whoop whoop.
>>705595963
>they're just dick emojis
Alright, gonna head to bed guys.
>>705596039
they're all tiny dogs
>>705596057
nite
>>705595963
oh awesome! i would love to fuck around with that~
i am vegging out on netflix and wasting life~
>>705596030
imagine me throwing confetti
>>705596057
sleep well duderoni
>>705596182
I've run out of good dog pictures to shrink, so I need to find some more
whatcha watching?
>>705595763
Yeah, loads of anti-drug propaganda.
Yes to the lewd things too, very lewd.
>>705593068
You realise you have to earn sex you cunt.
>>705596289
there are infinite doggo on the web you can use though
family guy is on. its perfect for background noise. id ont have to pay any attention to it yet i can catch everything thats going on.
>>705596442
Or a pityfuck
>>705596368
What lewd things did you have in mind?
>>705596480
I've got lots of doggo pictures, I just have to find ones that shrink down into good looking emojis
>>705596719
ohhhhhhh. they probably look like smashed dog poo if they arent good
>>705596816
yeah, it's important that they still look like doggos when theyre squished
>>705596816
like your face?
>>705597134
well have un making those emoji~
im going to pass out. byebeyeybe
>>705597329
nite nite
>>705596701
Loads of cuddling and physical intimacy.
Apparently physical sensations are fantastic, but some people can't ejaculate which sucks.
I got loads of bd toys anyway.
>>705597497
I was thinking something... Rougher. No worries though, I'll make sure you cum.
Well I've managed to significantly depress myself.
I'm gonna head to bed, ni night guys.
>>705598042
nite
>>705597634
You could tie me up and milk me if you wanted to, that on mdma would be so fucking hot.
>>705598223
I might do that, but I wouldn't let you cum for a long time. Even so, I might just ruin your orgasm.
Sleep time. Goodnight, faggots.
>>705598549
nite snarf
>>705598549
good night little guy. sleep tight.
>>705598589
hey bird boi
>>705598791
hey anon
>>705598874
do you like getting dicked?
>>705598926
would I be here if I didn't?
>>705599027
maybe.
When's the last time you got didcked?
>>705599177
forever, literally
>>705599345
you're a virgin?
>>705599407
yep. I've had toys in me, but no real dicks
>>705599558
Do you want a real dick in you?
>>705599558
hope you find whatever it is your looking for.
>>705599639
definitely
>>705599687
a penis attached to a cute guy
>>705599799
do you have a nice butt?
>>705591691
This is the movie Stalker isn't it
It's pretty gud actually
>>705599846
it's not bad
>>705599956
Maybe I should dick it...
>>705599799
do you want like a personality behind the cuteness? find someone to care about and be cared about to?
or nah?
>>705600129
maybe you should post some fucking images with your replies, boy!
>>705599847
Correct, and it was alright. Thought it was gonna be a little high-minded for me but a cynical edge that hooked me. Though apparently I'm a fucking pleb because it's allegedly entry level Tarkovsky.
>>705600129
I've got toys to play with when I feel like it
>>705600221
for sure. If I'm going to lose my virginity I'd rather it be to someone I know and like than some random hookup
>>705600358
Maybe you should post your cute butt.
Sup fagbois
>>705600638
whatsup homo
>>705600638
get out of here desktop wallpaper
>>705600492
toys aren't the same
>>705600778
the toys are larger, but I'm sure a real dick would be more fun
>>705600683
Taking a day off the gym. I sprained my weak shoulder. What's going on with you?
>>705600746
Here's a better one
>>705600879
Real dicks are warm and they fuck you automatically.
>>705600891
not much. you can make your own emojis in discord so I've had my fun making a bunch of those. now I'm just chatting while tipsy
>>705600956
and that's why I want a real one in me
>>705601033
so come get dicked.
>>705601237
you're at least one country away
>>705600956
that tiger's arm is ripped wow
>>705601432
How would you know?
>>705601483
because I only know of a couple canadian here. and I assume your in america
>>705601033
Making emojis. What a existence...
>>705601474
Yeah they walk on the all day :)
>>705601474
all the better to spank you with~
>>705601576
it's a bunch of shrunk down dog pictures like this one
>>705601557
murica, fuck yeah!
Come on down for a dicking.
>>705601636
Ok. But I don't think puppies are a good choice for concern
>>705601894
but they look great when shrunk down to 128x128. especially cause you can tell what the original shrunken one was
>>705601680
but I want a canadian anon
>>705602259
Is my all-American beef too much for you?
>>705602375
maybe
>>705602484
hey luc
>>705602509
It's okay, I'll be gentle with you; I'm a registered republican.
>>705602851
hows things?
>>705603012
got raped
>>705602629
I don't know, I play with some pretty large toys
>>705603364
So you want it rough?
>>705603539
I'm just saying you wouldn't have to hold back
>>705603965
Fair enough then. Maybe I'll pound ya' full force. Though, a sling usually makes that sort of thing more convenient.
>>705603012
Going okay.
been selling lots of stuff
Yo guys, im not gay or a furry but i'd love to suck dicks and these pictures are pretty neat. Keep going.
>>705604460
any things stand out?
>>705604589
$120 PS1 game and a $40 NES game
>>705604507
I love BJ's!
In dreams I walk with you.
In dreams I talk to you.
In dreams you're mine,
All of the time we're together.
In dreams in dreams.
>>705603364
What toys?
>>705604773
these and a couple smaller ones
bump
>>705605153
Nice nice.
I mastered my med chance and i'm trying to take the large version.
I would post pictures but i'm away :/
>>705605153
give us a show?
>>705605858
I've only recently been able to knot the med nova, and the small one i've only had for about a week
>>705605923
that's lewd, also it's too early in the morning
>>705606119
well, could always screencap the request and deliver later. it's not like I have much better to do.
>>705606479
but then everyone would see my butt
>>705606806
i rather see the aftermath of your knotted hole
>>705607036
it would probably look pretty loose
>>705606806
well.. it's not like they're gonna see your face or anything. here's to hoping you've got a glorious looking ass.
>>705607135
>>705607135
Don't listen to that crypto-fascist.
>>705607353
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