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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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yea?
ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?
luckily for me i already insert as a female dragon
oh, people, how nice
sup all?
>>705502812
is guchi
>>705502812
why you so gay
>>705502886
wat wat
>>705502902
because gay
>>705502886
Not Prada?
>>705503045
nope
>>705503122
Oh, okay.
any requests, I got a decent amount of stuff here besides just sharks/dragons
>>705503122
more shark please
>>705503196
gay foxes?
why so many tits
>>705503244
aye aye captain
>>705503268
I suppose you weren't specific enough with your OP.
>>705503331
any shark fucking a dragon?
>>705503364
>my name
>thread mark
>filename
what more do they want from me?
>>705503268
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/ca/Rubick_nullfield_02.mp3
>>705503518
Something that punches them in the face with gfur written on it, I guess?
>>705503518
pics of furry doggos with doggo dicks please
>>705503432
It'll be a bit of digging, but maybe
>>705503697
sweet
>>705503770
here yew go, Ill keep looking
>>705503877
mmm thanks anon
>>705503629
It's not like I particularly mind as I don't even look at most pics. It's just baffling how some people can so blatantly disregard all these signs indicating the topic of the thread. Admittedly, the threads are never about porn, but it's more a matter of principle.
>>705503632
>>705503923
I dunno, Badj. You're here more often than I am.
You must have been neglecting your duties to get people posting the correct porn.
>>705504173
It's inconsequential, a minor nuisance at most. Not worth the effort to try and change.
>>705504302
>>705504302
But what are we going to do if we can't complain about the newfags?
>>705504371
It's an awful picture, though.
>>705504371
>>705504543
complain about katia?
>It's an awful picture, though.
shush
>>705504935
Ehh. I haven't talked to Katia in months, though.
And it is an awful picture. Awful enough that I was hoping anyone professing liking it was being sarcastic.
>>705505105
Doesn't mean you can't complain about him.
Well, you like traps anyway so there's nothing new in arguing about it..
>>705505266
True, but anything I have to complain about regarding him would be well out of date.
Well, I never professed to have good taste.
>>705505538
Still relevant. Though this thread is pretty dead anyway so it wouldn't be a loss to let it die.
I suppose.
>>705505727
True, I dunno where everyone is.
work or school probably
one of two
>>705505872
I thought they were usually on at this hour. Fair enough.
>>705506001
~
>>705506016
how are you today
>>705506036
normally more people are, i was expecting more than just a few
>>705506237
filled with vague dread, as usual
>>705504543
>But what are we going to do if we can't complain about the newfags?
Wait for next summer.
>>705506016
when i'm alone i have one tail. when i'm with you we have two tails.
>>705506237
tildur
you home yet?
>>705506556
two tails are cuter than one
>>705506551
That's a long wait, though.
>>705506606
i will build the world anew. trees will be tails. mountains will be tails. tails will be the building blocks of a better tomorrow.
>>705506340
why is that?
>>705506556
yes I am
>>705506952
noic
>>705507054
yus
i'm feeling like playing some Paragon soon
>>705506952
a very simple question
>>705506846
tail theorem, the next theorem of everything
>>705507097
Have fun then.
>>705507111
am i being repetitive? i fear i might be a little repetitive.
>>705507111
uhm.. yes?
i'm not sure how to reply to that
>>705507246
in due time, for now I want to relax.
>>705507246
repetition is not negative
>>705507344
without a simple answer
and apparently it's hillary vs trump debate tonight according to one of my friends
can't wait for the memes to come from this one
i wish i had the balls to watch it, it's going to be such a shitfest
>>705508084
i'm but a simple man
>>705508217
i'm going to love every second of it
>>705508315
some things have no answers
>>705508084
oh... OH!
>>705508437
unfortunately this is true
or the answers lead to more questions
>>705508556
get spayed faggot
>>705508556
oooOooOooo
>>705508659
luckily i have football and diablo 2
>>705508720
Funny enough, I'm playing through genocide run as we speak.
>>705508829
*soft touches*
>>705508829
that sounds alright
not great, but alright
>>705508932
kill them all
>>705509002
a good portion of things are not great, but all right.
wait i meant to say softly curls up around your tail
>>705509176
That is what I've done so far and what I'm determined to keep on doing.
>>705509209
either way they will be released from their torment
>>705509176
indeed
i will remake the world
Can't wait to watch Hillary get btfo later today. Shit should be bretty cool.
manpuss
mods can I come back out and play yet
>>705509176
Hey Dom.
>>705512485
>>705512485
>>705512485
>>705512669
hy
welp
haha banned
>>705512700
hello Anonymous
I want manpuss
Man, Sans is such a dirty player.
>>705514070
Do you have an email?
>>705515061
[email protected]
why the fuck did i ever make this
>>705514754
geeet dunked on
bad mojo jojo
>>705515288
I am in equal measure excited as I am frustrated.
>>705515578
just... don't go in the throne room... okay?
>>705503923
>>705504302
>>705504935
i want to grope doggo's manly manly titties
>>705515691
W-why's that?
>>705515748
they are rather perky.
>>705515996
unless, yanno... you want to suffer for your sins
why is everything i'm passionate about illegal
On mobile so no namesync
>>705516319
there is a mobile namesync
>>705516279
is there anything beyond weed, ephebes, and dogs on that list
>>705516434
no not really
>>705515061
thanks for makin me check that old ass email account, apparently russians tried to phish my actual email account multiple times and all the notifications were on that one
don't kill children
>>705516434
I'm aware. I'm out of mobile data though so installing Firefox would take like an hour.
>>705516508
move to washington. the age of consent is 16, and both weed and bestiality are legal.
>>705516596
that's a cute badger.
>>705516689
I'm in Washington, beastiality is still illegal if it's the size of a large dog or smaller. So basically it has to be at least 45 pounds and has to be YOUR animal to be 'legal'. Even then the courts can say that you were abusing the animal for basically any reason, then you get jail time.
The 16+ thing only applies for 'the act'. If you solicit sex with a minor then you're still going to jail. Basically you can fuck someone who's 16 as long as you don't talk about having sex. It's statutorily if they say they didn't want it, even if on recording they say they did. So if someone who's 16 decides half way through consentual sex that they don't want it you go to jail for a minimum of 10 years.
>>705517420
damn your state's retarded
>>705517547
The law in the US is unnecessarily convoluted because it promotes the legal industry. To understand most laws, you have to hire a lawyer and most laws are ambiguously and verbosely worded so it's easier for people to get sued (who then have to hire lawyers).
>>705517981
sounds like a great reason to break whatever minor laws i feel like
>>705516689
do you think for one moment if I felt I could, if I could actually leave my home and never look back, I wouldn't already be gone?
you have no fucking clue what I deal with living in the hicktown that I do
>>705518200
then fill me in bud, i'm listenin.
>>705518145
Fight that power.
>>705518145
Everyone does. You know you're supposed to pay a tax on a regular basis for having a TV?
>>705518360
that's not what it's about at all
>>705518382
luckily i do not own a tv
>>705518330
my life has been threatened by a leading member of our "community" over something I said related to the bible and its absurdity
this womans husband runs the police department
what more do you need know
>>705502969
anymore reptilian?
>>705506486
specially something like this
>>705518494
sounds like a pretty good reason to leave the hicktown you live in
>>705517981
Not necessarily. We just have two separate justice systems for a single state which confuses the shit out of everyone.
State law overrides federal law except when federal law dictates otherwise (You can do it if they say you can do it unless they say you can't). It's kind of an oxymoron but it was part of our desire for independence that drove us to have a justice system "for the people, by the people". So if you're mad at anyone blame the British.
>>705518571
I cannot abandon my family
not now, not ever
>>705517981
Oh yeah, unsurprisingly, most politicians (read: lawmakers) are trained lawyers. We've basically had mostly lawyers running the country for decades.
>>705518494
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705518680
it would be very easy
>>705518775
for you maybe
>>705518448
And my smart assing isn't about self-aggrandizing snark either it just the only way I'm capable of communicating now.
>>705518589
> which confuses the shit out of everyone.
That's my point: Unnecessarily convoluted, confuses everyone, best to just hire a lawyer to figure out that nonsense, eh?
>>705518897
well, you've chosen this. death by insane woodspeople.
>>705518901
you are not drunk enough
>>705519113
death by jail and forced feminization more than likely
>>705516555
I hope you got it
>>705519230
that's pretty hot. forced permanent bondage and emasculation. i could definitely masturbate to that.
>>705519323
i have not received an email
>>705518494
Depending on how inclined you are to stir the pot there's probably 100 frickin activist groups out there who'd cream their pants to get a good samaritan tipoff about actual oppressive police. Then call the major news outlet of your choice with a hot scoop and they'll be so busy dodging mics they couldn't give anyone shit if they tried.
>>705519113
Fuck I wish I was drunk, that'd mean I had the time to spare to get drunk. Money too but that's less of an issue.
>>705519787
ostensibly you have time to spare to post on 4chan, as it were.
>>705519334
thats why I'll request a cell change when you get here
>>705520023
i don't follow. what is bringing me to Les Miles' tomb? do you wish to be cellmates?
>>705519441
Fuck I sent it to domdragoN with n
Check back in a few hours
>>705519929
Five minute spurts here and there in between being at least semi-productive. With the iron liver I had installed, getting drunk tends to be an all night endeavor where I'm about as productive as an overweight quadruple amputee housecat.
>>705520247
sure.
>>705520273
such a poet.
>>705519079
I consider it more necessary than unnecessary. If our laws were simple as shit you'd get life in prison for stealing a candy bar because there'd be no loop holes to jump through, our government could nail you for anything.
At least that's the way it was meant to work, it's getting kinda clouded with bullshit nowadays.
>>705520358
No relation.
>>705520535
HAHHAHAHHA
>>705520204
id frame you for something
>>705520674
such as?
>>705520633
:3c
>>705520840
oh oliver
Snuffs, post tits.
>>705520288
Check again
>>705520707
extreme littering
>>705521464
no
>>705522799
i have done the deed. sorry for being 95% useless.
>>705523160
j'accuse! i recycle.
>>705523946
fuck you you liberal tree hugging homo
~
>>705524151
i vape... and i vote. bernie 2016.
>>705523946
I haven't checked it yet but link the pastebin to Clint too and maybe email me the response? Sorry for being annoying but being on your phone is a pain in the ass.
>>705524826
i don't have his email address. luckily, he's in thread >>705520535
HAHAHAHAHA
>>705524918
Yeah but opening my email to grab the pastebin link would drain the rest of my phone data ;-;
>>705524490
aand since when did your pathetic life ever fucking matter? hm? oh right, it never did and it never will. fuck off. ;)
FFS
WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE DONT PROPERLY NAME THREADS PROPERLY
ITS s/fur GODDAMNIT
ITS NOT .
ITS NOT bread
ITS MOTHERFUCKING FUR
>>705523160
But what about the children? Won't you think about the children?!
>>705525813
>>705525563
ill get it to him i guess
