Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>705451196 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705451196
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fuck you
>>705458551
>dreamed about you being the Cirno poster
Oh fuck, he's onto me.
Not really doing anything, I'm tired from my trip and it's pretty late here so I'll probably be going to bed soon.
>>705458680
Cute
Claiming Felix
still here
As always.
>>705458777
You're too much of a newfag for me.
>>705458862
Oh, that's unfortunate. I never have sleep problems, surprisingly.
I'm surprised how people like Syndra do.
Maybe it's because they are not so bright? God knows.
>>705459056
You should sleep.
>Cute
You.
Claiming Arthur Kirkland/England.
>>705458466
that sound like living the dream, no holes in the walls being punched
>>705458635
i guess
>>705458647
night
>>705458689
it is except for a few
>i like using kilik and talim
i hate that move
>>705458551
>>705459128
not much, its morning with you?
>>705459128
You're right.
Goodnight cutie, I love you <3
>>705459128
https://youtu.be/mQQ6lXfzLqY
>>705459346
Nighty. Sleep well, you deserve it.
>>705459334
So close!
>>705459334
Its my favourite move, but I rarely pull it off in the heat of battle, I often do it by accident, kek.
Talim is pretty fun to play, and one of my old friends use to play Kilik a lot, she was better than me, she trained me though so I like to think I might be on her level now.
>>705458689
You really enjoy that shield, don't you?
>>705458804
One can hope.
Claimed assholes!
>>705459565
Its my favourite, I also play Sophitia, but Cassandra my main girl.
>Sophitia is a bit weird to play for me.
>>705459427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae5ckJTB5o8
Hey.
>>705459334
Yeah. Is always morning when I show up here. I bring the sun. I bring the truth.
>>705459529
>i like to think im on her level
never think that, it will cause your downfall if you ever play her in the future, do you even talk to her anymore?
>>705459718
THE SUN IT HURTS MY EYES!!!
>>705459526
don't remind me :'(
>hikage
>>705459902
Have some feet for your attempt.
>>705459718
https://youtu.be/o-R8gHj_7v8
Sup
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>705458980
Morning?
>>705459902
I went to get coffee with her last Friday, we talked about good ol times and stuff. I might see her again tomorrow so I might ask her to fight me.
>FOR GLORY.
>>705460162
Hey Mavis ^^
>>705460200
Yes.
>>705460041
thanks, i guess i can become a feet guy
>>705460214
just remember your not as good or even closse to being as good as your master until you win 1 round against their full power
>>705460312
hey kyouko
>>705460162
hi
>hikage
>>705460162
Hello!
all day
>>705460539
Hello.
>>705460539
Feet are miracles of the universe.
Alright nerds, I'm off to bed. Night!
>>705460041
You should've had 300+ pictures with feet from different waifus if people did the say for your poor attems to roll trips
>>705460059
Sup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjnPvxTf3XU
>>705459902
Everything hurts ma ais
I'm heading to bed, its 1:47 and I'm tired as fuck.
If Suikia shows up tell 'em that I fixed the stuff and the downloads will be ready soon.
>>705460539
Don't worry, I'll do my best, to impress you!~
>>705460705
Night ^^
>>705459056
>newfag
Faggot.
>>705460715
lol wut?
And why would I save pictures of other people's waifu? Even if it is their sexy feet?
>>705459076
Felix is a fucking trap fuck boy
Felix just looks like he doesn't shower and smells like cum, body odor and shit
Felix has the most punchable face ever
You are a fag
>>705460896
As a prize
>>705460715
Cooking for half the family. Parents are gone to a wedding.
https://youtu.be/OrJsgdjOqGY
>>705459076
not claiming Rem, you must be a faggot
Good morning
>>705461142
That's such a cute picture!
>>705459565
I should try and sleep
Need to go to school tomorroe so I can know what time i have to be there for the class trip on Tuesday
>>705461007
I still don't understand. Are you drunk also?
>>705460696
im not sure how to respond to your opinion, but yes short hair women with nice curves are the lords work
have this pic, first one i saw with feet shown
>>705460686
how you been
>>705460715
is there a way i can help your ais
>>705460791
do me proud sir
>>705460705
night
>>705461292
morning
>>705461491
Kind of sick.
You?
>>705461142
Well, I'll be playing games until you finish my meal aswell.
>>705461396
No, you fucking nerd that you are
Some people just save lewds for the same of wanking, not caring that they are from their waifu or not, same could go with feet, that's what I was implying
>>705461491
Hey hikage
How you holding up?
>>705461292
Morning, how are you?
>>705461491
I'm not a fan of short hair on girls to be honest.
>>705461651
Ok... well... No. I don't have feet saved of other waifu.
>>705461766
yuno
>>705461864
I've got a 75% off for my next platinum purchase and I don't have money
Is there any way to farm it in the game?
>>705461791
Sick, not gonna go to school today although I'll miss some important classes I gotta healthy to actually concentrate
Yourself?
>>705461906
Tomoko
Up late again I see
>>705461603
im fine, just reading some reddit level /g/ threads
>nvidia vs. amd
>>705461766
see above, why would you ask if im holding up? when did you get back home, earlier?
>>705461864
i like it at the length hikage has
>>705461975
trade prime parts and stuff
>>705462132
Idk I'm interested in how you are, I just like asking it in as many different ways as possible
You mean from my trip? Idk my parents decided to leave early so I asked if I could drive with them, so I'm home now for a while actually
>>705462021
Studying and not sleeping tonight. Yeah you need to get better if you're sick, otherwise you'll be fucked for several days.
>>705461975
You can trade players mods and items for plat. There is no way "in game" to find Platinum. All platinum in the game has been purchased.
>>705462132
Eh, I just like my girls with long hair. Maybe I'm sexist, but girls just look better with long hair.
>>705462430
You got a test comming up? On what class?
You sure not sleeping is a good idea? A good rest before a test is quite important
>>705462021
yeah cant sleep
>>705462429
stalkering me i see
>they decided to leave early
something happen?
>>705462438
if i want a girl with long hair i want it really long, and a very light brown or darker blonde
>>705462700
French exam tomorrow and 2 exams in a week (organic chem and evolutionary psych). I don't sleep much at all anyway.
>>705462909
I just need something to grab onto while I hit it from behind.
>>705462778
Sucks, how come?
Is it too cold again?
>>705462909
Dont worry I stalk everyone, its my way of showing affection
Yea a huge storm broke loose and a city isn't really fun to be in if it's raining cats and dogs
>>705462963
Huh those are some weird combinations, sound like cool classes though. You know what you're going to master in yet
French is the worst though, are you a baguette or why do you have this class?
>I don't sleep much anyways
Bad excuse for being unhealthy
>>705462909
Long hair is fun until you have to brush it all the goddamn time.
>>705463178
I plan on going to med school but my backup is a phd in neuroscience. It's for a mandatory language credit.
>>705463178
among other things. the motion light outside on both sides of my house has gone on and off so im a bit err anxious
It's raining down here in Texas again.
the checkmark and paste code captcha is worse than the remove capptcha
>>705463028
lel, i understand then
>>705462963
>french
if they don't want to learn english, then don't try learning their language
>organic chem and evo psych
sounds rough man
>>705463178
>stalking is how you show affection
i wonder why yuno is your waifu to this day.
>a storm broke loose
isn't that good for you, kinda because you got to leave earlier
>>705463331
>until you have to brush it all the time
why would i brush it
what time and where you from if its late for you
>>705463625
I forget there are still virgins int his thread.
When a boy and a girl love each other, or are really drunk, sometimes the boy puts his penor in the girl's vagoo. And sometimes the boy is behind the girl. And the girl is one her hands and knees, so her hair is just there. Ripe for pulling. And they like it. They don't think they do, but fucking hell they love that shit.
>>705463625
Most French people do actually know some English. It's 3:37am where I am.
>>705463854
That wasn't my image at all!
>>705463881
Ugh, christ. 3:27.
>>705463331
oh you from the USA then right? it works a bit different there, you think you got a good shot of making it in?
althought both are good choices with secure jobs in the future
>>705463574
oh thats kinda spoopy but probably just a bird
gonna check it out or just leave it be?
>>705463625
you do? i think we got some simularities, plus i'd like to be treated how i treat people.
if this was irony, sorry i have a hard time understanding that through text
yea dude i was fucking happy, didnt want to stroll around for another 5 hours and feel even worse
>>705463917
And I can't read! Maybe I should just force myself to sleep.
>>705464072
leave it be im a wimp
>>705464072
Yeah I'm from the US. I hope I have a good shot, my gpa is solid and I have a lot of research experience. Fingers crossed. What do you do?
>>705463854
>someone over the age of 15 wouldn't know this
wew lad
>>705463917
ok?
>>705464121
SLEEP THEN!!!
>>705463881
congrats thats my usual sleep time, texas time? its 1:30 here
>>705464072
i was being sarcastic about the "i wonder why" i've finished the series before
if we ever meet, even by chance, please don't stalk me
but now your sick which is bad(?)
>>705464289
I got dat 2.3 gpa(highschool) bet you can't beat that bro, your future already sounds better than mine
>>705464555
Yeah, that whole thing was because I misread your comment of "lel, I understand then" I thought it read "lel, I don't understand" because I didn't actually read it.
Nice trips.
this new 2mb is really doing a number on my folder
cant post any of my gifs anymore
>>705464138
arent you a tiny bit interested?
>>705464289
sounds good, im not sure what they require frm you but you sound like you have shit down. Im sure they will take you in
i do a lot of different things, i got denied into medschool so iwasnt sure what to master in so i took some social classes and some science classes together. I need to figure out what to master in because this is honestly killing me financially
>>705464555
ah okay, yea im sorry.
dont worry im not a good stalker in real life, believe it or not im quite a good goi
yea but that would have been the case either way. going to paris was a mistake alltogether but on the other hand i didnt want to miss this
life is just hard sometimes you know
>>705464871
no i dont want to die
>cue the intro music
>>705458945
>>705458945
>>38855536
prove me wrong, you haven't. trump wouldv'e destroyed bruce lee and made china pay for the wall across the pacific
>>705464871
I genuinely want to know why the changed it from 4mb to 2mb. What are they using that 2mb for if not shit posting and waifu posting?
Did /f/ get cut down to 5mb? That would be fucking terrible.
Gonna go have an hour long nap to fuel myself for tomorrow.
>>705465023
if it is a murderer you arent safe in your room either
but i shouldnt scare a puss like you right?
>>705465048
i like that image, but for some reason this one just seems edgy
>>705465256
yea same, i mean they didnt even put up an announcement
they just did it
that would be horrible kek, did you check yet?
>>705465317
later
sleep well
>>705464735
>trips
so what now
yea i was confused if that was your post or not but, why would iit matter how the girl feels during it as long as everyone is satisfied somewhat by the end its all good
anyways, DRINK NYQUIL
>>705464871
>good goi
i don't trust gois and goys very much
>a mistake all together
what happened there, a series of misfortunate events? life is easy some time you know
>>705465256
>2mb
i didn't notice it was cut down these last few days, probably explains the random im sorry tweet
>>705465317
goodnight
>>705465048
hello
>hikage
>>705465452
i feel safer than outside and yeah it makes me want to lock myself away
>>705465454
Just trust me on this one, all girls like their hair being pulled when getting fucked from behind.
I wouldn't have been that upset if they had announced it like >>705465452 mentioned. But they didn't.
>>705465452
Nah, /f/ is still 10mb
>>705465541
arent you supposed to play the hero here?
safe your family from this scary serial killer?
>>705465794
oh thats good
not that i visit that place much
i truly wonder why they did this
>>705465454
why not? we can store your money real good
no but can you imagine walking through the most touristic city in euope with a cold and a headache. it isnt fun believe me
>life is easy some time you know
well it hasnt been for me at all so teach me
>>705466060
nope id be gone
>>705465454
>>trips
>so what now
What do you want to happen?
>>705466060
Seriously glad they didn't otherwise gems like this wouldn't be able to be posted
>>>/f/3153846
>>705458945
>2D Waifu
>>705465794
i know just saying though it wouldn't matter if they like it or not since by the end everyone will most likely be somewhat satisfied
thats true, i usually never both using gifs or even shit above 1mb, except for some random or rare cases
>>705465452
her description says it all
>>705466060
no, jews do the money storing real well
oh i thought you meant a problems for everyone
its easy when eating breakfast, what can't pour your own milk into your cereal :^)
>>705466336
what were you rolling for earlier
>H A N S O L O
>hentai
lel
>>705466438
>colored hair waifu
>not a real man
>>705466438
>>705466518
It really puts a damper on gif posting. I guess they are making room for WebM since their upload limit on WebM was 3mb.
When I roll for trips, it is always for lewds.
>>705466717
Except you never get trips
>>705466118
kek
alright then i guess i need to be the on protecting out business
>>705466336
fuck man, i remember that.
just. fuck
gonna kill myself real quick
>>705466518
oh no just for me kek
what if i dont even eat cereal in the morning?
>>705466810
Everyone who rolls never gets trips
>>705466810
You're just too new to have witnessed my trips.
>>705466830
I genuinely laughed out loud the first time I saw it.
>>705466830
2 businesses is alot to handle
>>705466896
>too new
But I'm here from December
>>705466867
the... singles have spoken
>>705466830
then you probably dont have the capabilities to even have an easy life, what do you eat then?
>>705466896
whos lewds did you want anyway
all my gets are implied rolls
>>705467066
no it isn't
>>705467241
exactly, too new
>>705467241
I don't remember exactly when, but I rolled a 222 and the whole thread slutted out for a good while.
>>705467335
Ruri.
>>705467427
How do I get mastery ranks on weapons? I can't get orthos because is mastery locked 2
>>705467335
Sorry..
>>705467335
i meant for him
>>705466896
sometimes i wonder how retarded they must have been to make that
no one sane or sober would do that right? RIGHT?
>>705467066
not really
just dont die right now, you are 50% of this company
>>705467335
oh shit, i think you are right. the thing is cerial is expensive as fuck here
i mostly just a eat fruit, im never really hungry in the morning
>>705467568
You increase your Mastery Rank by leveling up weapons, warframes, companions, and archwings.
Once you have enough Mastery Rank affinity, you can take your Master Rank Advancement Test.
You level Weapons, Warframes, Companions, and Archwings up by using them or at a greatly reduced speed by simply having them equipped.
>>705467568
check mastery in the player profile thing also
its ok i guess
>>705467427
>>705467602
if ruri allows you can have em
ruri, i want ruri lewds
>>705467713
eat more than fruit for breakfast, i worry about your health
>hikage
>Mfw in another community I have been shipped with the SWOLEST fucker in the community
>All because I said I want to sit on their shoulders and make motorcycle noises while they carry me around places
>Keep getting called cute because of that
....this truly is a fate I'm doomed to have...
>>705467713
well then fix the problem it could be a skunk or raccoon or something too
>>705467853
i dont want ruri lewds?
>>705467853
Ruri posted one last night. Even if it was censored.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>705467884
>another
What happened to other ones?
>>705468057
Was it the one with the blue and white pantsu?
>>705467853
you worry about me? why?
and no i eat some bread sometimes when im hungry
thats not often though
>>705468035
how can i fix a problem in your house in america when im sick in bed in the netherlands?
>>705468276
Sorry fam, I wasn't looking at her panties.
>>705468078
Nothing really, I'm in multiple. This one, the other one, and some on Skype.
>>705468344
Well what did it look like?
>>705467884
lol wtf
>>705468035
oh shit i responed to you also, i thought you were other tomo for some reason, but i guess seeing how easy tsunyun got sick it is hard for him
>>705468057
well fuck
>>705468306
is it freshly made whole wheat bread, some fruit for breakfast sounds like a bad or just small breakfast
>>705467884
Acutie3.14q tsun drivepersonrider indeed.
>>705468432
She was on her back
Bottom was uncovered
Top was basically covered
And she was about to receive the D
>H5 finishes updating at around 0220
>xbox needs to update
>447 Megabytes, shouldn't take that long
>18 minutes later it's at 82%
Jesus christ all of this took way fucking longer than it should have
>>705468306
thats your problem not mine
>>705468472
thats ok and yeah they get sick a lot
>>705468615
>inb4 H5 needs another update
>>705468472
What?
>>705468517
Nuh uh!
>>705468615
RIP Kitten
going to take a break and rest a bit
later
>>705468472
yea breakfast is the most important meal
im just not a morning person, everything is still asleep then
>>705468695
except that its not, its not my motion light going on and off
>>705468755
Don't fucking jinx it you cunt
>>705468777
Hey senpai <3
>>705469063
But if your XBox updated, H5 needs an update to run on the new XBox version.
>>705468934
yeah i guess sleep well
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>705468363
Should have said at other ones
>>705468615
>>705468755
>there was an error installing the update
filename
>>705468615
thats worse than a ps3 what the hell
>>705468934
then once your awake good eat alot before you go out, not too much though
he meat its your problem how your gonna get to his place or fix a problem in the u.s. from the netherlands
>>705468777
idk im tired
>hikage
Snail's pace tonight.
>>705469063
Get some good rest?
>>705469316
I guess my choice of words could've been better, ya.
I don't know why, but I love that smug picture.
>>705469362
Go sleep!
>>705469860
It is a Monday morning...
>>705469362
>>705468934
>>705468777
>chekt
Save me from this flu
>>705470199
Eh, even still. Very slow. Guess we don't have many Europeans or night owls like myself.
Oh well. I'm gonna try and go to sleep. Night everyone.
night
>>705470527
Good night Tomoko
>>705470428
Good night.
>>705470428
Good night this Tomoko as well, didn't see the last part
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>705470199
I think we just both got confused. Oh well
>>705470335
Alright, just sign here.
Also, welcome back.
>>705470428
>>705470527
Night
BEGIN!
>Suika claimed
>>705470807
How will signing make me recover from this
>>705470928
Hello
>>705470928
>BEGIN POSTING LEWD!
Well.. if you say so.
>>705471178
No Shizu, please
>>705470928
What are we beginning, Booki~?
>
>>705471262
Oh hush you. I'm just harassing Suika.
>>705471424
That's okay then I suppose
>>705471316
>that pic
https://youtu.be/RAQ2EQM9kJo
>>705471073
Hi Alice
>>705471178
>>705471424
No Shizu, please.
>>705471316
Whatever you like!
![Syndra [177].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQkNTpj.jpg "Syndra [177].jpg")
>>705470928
Begin what?
>>705471073
I dont know, but you might as well try
gay girls > girls
>>705471711
How are you doing this morning?
>>705471793
That's very tempting
>>705471854
Is that Homura and Madoka
>>705471952
It is.
Rewatching the series, I probably prefer Hameru over Meduka
>>705471663
>It's part of a set
>>705471711
Even order 66?
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>705471952
But is it enough?
>>705471952
It's night time. I found out I have to work tomorrow, kinda, maybe.
>>705471793
Begin all of the things.
>>705472165
Even Plan 9 from Outer Space.
>>705472120
Hameru is definitely better than Meduka
>>705472266
Maybe. Just maybe it is
>>705472363
Kinda, maybe? Oh well, good evening then
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>705472363
Even the lewds?
>>705472447
Sign it when your ready
>>705472363
Well, if we're gunna go that far...~
>>705472447
Well, we're supposed to be going back to Japan ... but I'm not sure if that's going to happen. Imagine you need three cars and only have two; the conflict is in prioritization.
>>705472657
N-no, not that! Stop everything!
>>705472657
I still want to read the terms of this contract
![Syndra [8].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LjPSoEv.jpg "Syndra [8].jpg")
>>705472756
Cant stop now
>>705472826
Your already signing it.
mikasa claimed :3
>>705472756
That sounds like fun. Why didn't they plan properly? Or cost cutting measures...
>>705472979
But I haven't even said for sure I was. How can I already be signing it
>>705472753
Makoto you're just kissing everybody! You're going to get sick!
>>705473103
Well, imagine you were supposed to have 4 cars, but one is in Alaska and the other one had mechanical problems. Mechanical problems that caused people to have to go to the hospital. So now you have 2 cars.
Don't sign it. Syndra cannot be trusted. See how she posts lewds unbidden?
I still want to read the contract.
>>705473233
Shower, brb.
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>705473103
Your doing it.
The end.
>>705473233
To be fair, you did say begin. That's pretty open for interpretation.
Sounds like some nasty car problems. Also sounds kind of sloppy that they would be missing a car out of the country
What is it you do?
>>705473569
It's always smart too read a contract before your sign it, do you not agree?
>I guess I would bang Rory
>>705473638
So my input was irrelevant from the beginning! I knew it
>>705473233
I am doing no such thing! My lips have not touched anothers yet!
i have no words to tell how all this "waifu thing" is pityful.
every fucking day, multiple time a day, y'all can't be that afraid of life/others
>>705473813
Being afraid of people isn't really a part of it, since most of us are students or have jobs
I don't get the point of these threads? can someone explain
>>705473919
and you feel ok worshiping drawing ?
I know the "anyone doing what he wants" but seriously, what the fuck ? i rly see you all as masters of cringe thread
