Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 26 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Thread three!
Witness me bitch bois
DEMON GREAT MACHETE
get
>>705418110
i got this
go !
Fuck niggers
unbelievable get team, too bad it didnt count
Ascension!
rol
bullshit, we just >>705418110
did this!
456
OP is a faget for not accepting that trios :"
get
>>705418455
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>705418467
We were late...it sucks...now get rolling
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>705418467
rules are roolz
567
>>705418110
234 pls
>>705418110
We just got trios u cheeky cunt
>>705418110
Someone got it in the old thread right after the switch post, sucks so hard
>>705418564
I agree with pepe here
.
get
678
678 dead
ground cuntroll to senor guam
:^)>>705418678
>>705418678
HE DID IT AGAIN
>>705418676
damsunn
>>705418678
SUCK IT DEMON
>>705418678
Dayummm.
>>705418678
O_O
>>705418678
Yeayeauayeayea!
Praisin ain,t easy
>>705418678
AW YEAH NIGGERS
>>705418678
shIT ON EM
>>705418678
Winrar
>>705418678
ma google
gotta leave ebic bread :(
good luck team, you got dis
>>705418678
holy fucking shit
he's coming back from the grave
>>705418746
yeah ...
>>705418678
>>705418678
Got!
Onto the next boss!
>>705418886
2 off L:
Go go go go go go go
>>705418886
Hammers make holes????!!!!
Kek
>>705418936
that's a lot of rolls
>>705418936
This boss trippin
>>705418936
NOT A COMFY BED
ez pz bb
>>705418936
dude.
the flavor on these match the boss so well
i'm fucking impressed
got this
>>705419036
>bed of chaos
>comfy
pick one
Lets keep it fucking going niggers
>>705418936
trips?!!
>>705419106
Bed of comfy!
trips
poo
:^ ]
how many ?
>>705418946
Here I go
333 get
>>705418936
I knew this was gonna be a bitch like the real bed.
We got this though!
10:00 trips
>>705418936
it's getting ridiculous here
i love it
SNAAAAAKE
Trips herr
ROLL
Oooo
>>705419334
So close
>>705419334
No step on snek
444
roll
444
>>705419334
>you had one job
>>705418936
FINISH HER!
>>705418936
EXPUNGE HER
I hate this level
fuck me, this will get unpossible soon
>>705418936
RAPE HER!
Kick her in the balls
kill !
>>705419441
>>705419442
>>705419527
>dark souls
>level
>>705418936
EXTERMINATE HER!
help us Satan
is she died?
>>705419664
2 off
WHERE'S EVERYONE GONE
>>705419664
Two horns short of a pitchfork....
U has a spear
777777
>>705419664
Ugh keep rolling boys
roll
888
Yup yup yup. Trips yups
Quads
999
We can do it
Im on quad 9
B
Ueuwwuuqi11
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, even in the actual game this boss was a pain in the ass!
>>705419771
It's usual for people to drop out as it gets harder.
It's the reason no one has beaten the game yet.
We are worms!!
go
check em
BED OF CHAOS CONFIRMED HARDEST BOSS
>>705420011
Shite
>>705418936
WE CAN DO THIS BOYS!
cmon
BED OF THE DECEASED
222
I,d laugh my ass off if solaire was the final boss
get
Get
>>705420075
vote quimby
Fucking fuck lost izalith and it's stupid fucking boss
triiips
Dayum
>>705420075
Who's the last boss, and is it all the damn bosses?
>>705420300
ey b0ss, >>705420153
fuck u man
Got you fam
Where are all your trips now, champions?
Has Gwyndolin forsaken you?
>>705420372
This isn,t megaman
>>705420153
Pls
Come on fkrs!!
>>705420372
Tony Danza
>>705420372
Gwyn is the last boss, of course. :)
I've had one group make it to Gwyn, but they didn't beat him.
>>705418936
WE LOST A LOT OF TRIPS ON THE WAY HERE! WASTED TOO MANY! BUT. WE. SHALL. PREVAIL!
>>705420440
You retard. I meant app the bosses in the game, because there are a lot of them left.
>>705418936
rolipoli nigga
TREEPS!
If we can't do this how are we gonna get 4 kings
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>705420510
I made it to my bloodstain!
a
You guys can all choose to Skip, if you want to use your only one... :)
.
>>705420498
Is that your cute dog?
>>705420599
BASED HAZEL
HAIL SATAN!
>>705420599
Her name was Hazel.
No skipping this is ez
FUFK YOU BED
>>705420423
No it's just a shit boss who's fucked up the meme magic because it's so shitty that it's shit transferred into this game reeeeeeeeee
>>705418110
Quit advertising your shitty thread in other threads, retard
>>705420666
There's one!!
>>705420580
THAT'S JUST THE KINDA DETERMINATION WE NEED SON!
>>705420666
There's one set!
>>705420666
No skip! No mercy we just need one more trip!
no skip, kill the slut!
777
>>705420672
Wait did hazel rip? and roll
>>705420777
NICE
>>705420777
ONLY DUBS REMAIN
>>705420777
>>705420666
YES! YYEEEEEEEES!
Skip
>>705420666
>>705420777
PRAISE THE SUN!
>>705420666
I GOT THE POWER
>>705420777
yeah !
now we need dubz
>>705420666
ONE DOWN
>>705420666
There's one!!>>705420777
And another!!
DOOBS!
Nobody said praisin was easy
Rollio
>>705420866
DUN
>>705420777
Fuck you you nigger bug! DIE DIE DIEDIEDIEIDE
>>705420866
WE DID IT
Wait holy shit based hazel satan trips, thats my first trips ever.>>705420666
Rollio 2.0
get
>>705420866
THERE IT IS HA FUCK YOU BOC
bop
>>705420913
>>705420941
That flows well
>>705420977
got it !
>>705420666
One path clear!
>>705420777
Second path clear!
You dash up the middle, to the core...
>>705420866
And you destroy the little fucker!
>>705420999
Then one of you walks in and starts attacking the boss for no reason.
Time to move on!
Oh shit, we've been stuck here too long! We've been invaded!
OP who is next on our shitlist?
Well?
BEGONE SPIRIT!
Stupid phantom
>>705421116
DUBS GET!
>>705421116
fuck off, bestoc spammer
Take this
Kill the faggot!