new r8 thread, old one was deleted
roast my tard lookin ass
>>705226348
you look like you'd be raped after a night out and killed in a ditch.
>Tits or gtfo
Attention whore
>>705226348
Smoking kills, don't do it
>>705226348
obviously underage b& and doesn't know how to inhale
still qt but not qt personality
>>705226348
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I answered you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>>705226348
You are really cute but the cigarette makes you kinda more unattractive.
>>705226429
have conduct
would likely be me doing the killing
>>705226575
am I looking at what could possibly be the worst fake timestamp? I feel catfished and lied to
>>705226348
Tits or gtfo
>>705226721
>tagging op
>this copy pasta
This is some retarded b8
>>705226348
Smoke more.
More pictures with cigarettes.
>>705226667
>>705226828
>>705226630
about the cig, only taking the piss out of people who smoke (and kill us in the process, fuck them)
Tits or gtfo
>>705226914
was about to call out white knight lmao
>>705226852
cbf taking other photos, is my drivers license \\
here have this
yall are pussies cigaeratez are the shit!!
>>705227086
So angry. Angry tits or gtfo
>>705226579
learn how to greentext dumbass
and it's r8 thread for everyone so she's not whoring
>>705226348
Hi tard lookin ass, where you from?
>>705226667
8/10 Kitten - Needs more pets
>>705226951
if you don't smoke don't pretend to smoke to impress weirdos on 4chan
if you smoke, don't be peer-pressured into "lol I was only pretending to be a retard smoker xD". Smoke your shitty cancer sticks and own it
also you need to gtfo 4chan and stop begging for attention from /b/tards, they're only going to ask for tits and you know the rest
>>705226348
>>705226575
>>705227040
>>705227086
>>705227409
wow youre cute, are you the one teh left or right? your friends hot too btw
where are the qts at?
>>705227335
already told the others
ciggy is for taking the piss out of people
>>705227591
op here
niga you qt
Hey ladies
>>705227939
fucking hot
sorry but the rules say tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>705228145
she aint got the titties to timestamp
>>705228145
timestamped in dead thread
missed it
Roast me you pieces of shit
>>705228355
Nice scarf todd
>>705228355
dubs
>>705228355
i like the hair
>>705228355
Aww...a fuckable. No homo.
>>705228041
That you OP?
>>705228355
I like your eyes
>>705228672
yeah
>>705228727
demon
>>705228758
You're a qt3.14
>>705226348
8/10 really damn cute
>>705227939
how about you don't lie to me with those fake ears show me your real ears princess
>>705226348
>>705226348
>murica
>>705226348
>>705226348
>>705226348
>>705226348
Don't mind me just looking for attention.
(op)
ey nigs post your photos
>>705229028
if I was I wouldn't be asking everyone to post their photos
and I'm in straya, read other posts about cig
>>705228888
Checkem OP, shows us your tots
>>705229194
where bouts in straya
>>705228888
quads
>>705229283
sidany
>>705229194
>straya say what now?
>>705229378
in the city or a suburb shit ucnt?
>>705229194
Ohh Australia lol I live in Malibu
>>705229468
lol nig chill
where you at first
>>705229552
i am chill bud,
>waterloo
>>705229500
malibu is sick dude
Fuck me
>>705229028
QT STRAYA CUNT BOI
That cigarette smells like shit
Be critical
>>705229585
oh fuck dude we minutes away
>>705229604
Okay.
Come on
>>705229604
so would
>>705229601
It's nice weather but lots of traffic. I don't really like all the tourist
>>705229667
You have no shirt on
>>705229790
anon is thirsty
I'm too lazy to do shit with my hair
>>705229604
mouthbreather mouthbreather won't you go away
>>705229667
that's a really weird combination of a weak chin and a strong jawline
>>705229683
dont be lying to me
>>705229868
no joke I could walk there from my house
Last one
>>705229632
UWOTM9
>>705229864
>>705229667
been trying to put my finger on it for ages anon
>>705226348
Ditch the tobacco and 9 out if 11
>I'd crash my plane into your towers
>>705229985
you nigs don't get it
used unlit ciggy inside just so I look like a giant faggot
>>705229915
wanna hang out some time, go for a walk in centiannal park or some lame shit
ITT: Anon posts a bunch of pictures of women without timestamps to get attention.
>>705230102
>>705226429
that's a no
>>705226348
What did your ancestors get kicked out of England for?
>>705226951
Straya fag detected
>>705230251
we killed the family of jews next door
dirty cunts were stealing from us
>>705230251
My ancestors got kicked out Scotland. Any idea how bad you gotta fuck up to get kicked out of Scotland?
Not OP, by the way.
>>705230239
>not wanting to be ivan milat'd
>>705230319
Kekadoodledoo
>>705230386
How bad?
>>705226429
>>705230266
I tried posting but the image was too big so I had to crop it and after 4 or so attempts it worked. >nice dubs OP
>whale thank you my nigga
Pls no bully.
>>705230513
that's what she said
>>705230431
They rebelled against some king back in the day.
>>705230613
That's badass
>>705230613
My ancestors got kicked out of France for "witchcraft"
>>705226348
i hope you die cunt i want to rape you then kill your parents
>>705230571
>>705230679
>>705226348
the cigarette was photoshopped in
>>705230679
>>705230636
It is pretty bad ass--except they lost.
>>705230821
The struggle continues my brethren
>>705230719
>>705230787
jesus both of you kill yourself
>>705230668
That could have gone worse. At least they didn't get burned at the stake or some shit.
>>705229932
>>705229861
>>705229736
>>705229667
>>705229604
>>705229028
Fag
>>705228355
Satan
>>705227591
Pls bend over
>>705227086
Dyke
>>705227040
Qt
>>705226348
Would molest, but you look like a poser
>>705227939
>>705230916
Why you no rate
Would u fuck me /b/, I'd fuck me
>>705230916
>Qt
tyty
>>705230571
"Hello blazers nfkrz here"
R8
>>705230998
Why don't you? cunt
>>705231131
5/11
>>705231131
mushroom
>>705231213
>>705231131
This is the penciliest pencil dick I have ever seen.
>>705231018
>>705231131
>>705231213
fat ass detcted
lsoe some wegith and get a tan
sorry the writing is so faint
and I know you fags love ignoring shit I say, cigarette is meant for irony, took it from one of my disgusting smoking friends (she's a eurocuck, maybe that explains it)
>>705231380
Rofl i weigh like 130
>>705231473
KILL URSELVF
>>705230693
What?
>>705231473
I want you to become 250 ft tall.
>>705231556
you first
go back to making edgy posts on reddt you fucking fag
>>705231473
Post one with body, underwear is ok too, but post body and face!!!
>>705231497
130kg? FUCK DUDE youre fatetr than i thought
>>705231473
man fingers, not as hot as i originally though OP. sorry
>>705226667
new king of /b/ dubs prove it
that cat its name tell it to us child!?
>>705231696
here you go anon. body+face shot
>>705231629
personally, I want to grow to at least 1770 feet
>>705231707
hands close to camera = big
face far from camera = small
>>705226721
I hope you die an early death
>>705231473
I love ironic cigs good job
>>705230571
at least you're not riddled with acne so now you only have to lose weight
>>705230239
underrated
>>705231473
you look twelve
>>705226951
You bought a pack of cigs just to passive aggressively spite smokers in random selfies? That's more retarded than smoking. And we smokers don't care, fyi.
>>705231981
fyi I'm nine and three quarters
>>705231818
hawt
>>705231823
>excuses
man hands
>>705231473
underage b&
FPBP
You really have a way with words.
>>705231981
Posing with a cigarette that she doesn't smoke supports this theory.
>>705232019
read last post, didn't buy them and pay tobacco companies like a fucking retard, got it from a friend
>>705232059
whatever you're into anon
>>705232038
band?
>>705232103
That's still autistic as fuck. You don't see me taking pictures with black kids just to spite the niggers that have them.
>>705227708
>taking the piss out of people
the fuck? you're god damn retarded, lucky for you that doesn't matter.
>>705231806
her name is Chloe and I have desexed this cat
>>705226348
stink of smoke/10
>>705232019
>triggered tobaccuck
>>705232124
definetly not man hands
>>705232159
i thought everybody did that
=(
>>705232189
this is now Chloe thread
>>705232201
>calling someone stupid for being stupid now means your triggered
God I wish that stupid meme hadn't taken off. Tards like you apply it to literally every single situation
>>705228355
you look like james franco and paul walker had a retarded son like the kid from deliverance
people getting triggered bc I have a cig in my mouth
professional and effortless b8
>>705232301
>>705232304
>getting double triggered
sticlk those cancer sticks up your ass, faggot
>>705232375
>>705232388
>>705232019
dad dying thanks to years of smoking
got a lot to be aggressive about dude
>>705232432
>>705232388
that wasn't op
dubs
>>705232466
Sorry bout that. Not my fault or the fault of any other smoker. Only his fault.
>>705232493
all I want in life is your cat
>>705232493
>>705232544
>>705232513
i didnt say it was op
>>705232493
>>705232544
>posting inferior animal tyopes
roflmao
Here's my cat
>>705232525
that's true
the people to be the most angry at are the greedy, slimy fuckwits who sell tobacco tho
>>705232624
POST "STAY CUTE BABY KITTY" TO KEEP CHLOE CUTE FOREVER
>>705232648
Why? They didn't walk up to your dad and force him to smoke. They stocked store shelves with a product that is widely known to be deadly. Your father purchased and used that product on a regular basis on his own decision. Quit blaming others for his lack of self control.
>>705232714
STAY CUTE BABY KITTY
hah
beat this you lowlife cucks
- op
>>705232714
STAY UGLY BABY KITTY
>>705232810
STAY CUTE BABY KITTY
>>705232811
already done, >>705232840 and >>705232631
>>705232729
it's highly addictive
I watched him try to quit countless times but it never worked
we should be condoning the people selling a product widely known to be deadly
not excusing my father in any way, just making a point
>>705227086
If you were a dude, you would be smashing all the girls and damn u look like a chad
>>705226348
more pics
show feet
>>705227086
I would have kids with you just for the genes
>>705232810
DISREGARD MONGOLOID DOGGO AND
STAY CUTE BABY KITTY
>>705231632
>Calling me edgy
>Being 14 & posing with a cigarette
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Also,
>Thinking that reddit is more edgy than 4chan
>>705226348
Kylie??
>>705233059
STAY CUTE BABY KITTY
>>705233059
*throws shitten to dog for chew toy*
KITTY.
>>705232964
>it's highly addictive
And he knew this when he bought them. Just because he failed to quit doesn't mean other do. Both my parents and my brother have quit smoking.
Yes the company produces products that are known to be deadly, but with such wide spread knowledge of this fact, it's no one's fault but their own at this point.
If you seriously wanted to hold these companies accountable, you wouldn't be posting retarded selfies that "take the piss" out of other smokers. You should be holding rallies and organizing petitions to end the sale of these products.
>>705233222
sorry trips I'm too cool for rp
STAY CUTE BABY KITTY
>>705231473
Actually attractive, don't give a shit about the cigarette your body your choice
>>705226348
you look like 16 does your dad know you stole his ciggie? bring it back before we find out about a father-daughter rape and murder
>>705233415
STAY CUTE BABY KITTY
>>705231818
not sure if xx or xy
>>705233248
thanks for playing the blame game with my dying dad, it was fun
(I take selfies of whatever I fucking want, sorry if it doesn't please you anon)
this is my pet crocodile named roger
>>705233508
STAY CUTE BABY KITTY
>>705233588
dubs
nice crocs, how much were they
>>705233570
so he killed himself with addiction. thats his own retarded fault
>>705233623
we get it, you cat
>>705233554
That is a bro, bro.
>>705233554
idk bro does it look like i have fucking tits? samson up in this bitch
>>705233685
have you ever struggled with addiction anon
>>705233588
Roger isn't cuddly nor cute, are you sure you don't want a-
STAY CUTE BABY KITTY?!?!!!?
>>705233570
>loses argument so gets pissy and runs away
Sorry that you want to differ all your father's personal responsibility onto the shoulders of "big tobacco" and can't see that he's an adult and should have the self control to quit or should suck it up and accept responsibility for his own choices.
Guess that's how it is when you're a kid though.
>>705231473
So, where are the tits, I'm confused.
Why would a gril post a picture with her clothes on?
>>705228355
im not gonna roast an elf companion
>>705233744
damn i on a fuckin dubs roll!!
>>705233765
Dude are you like 12? Your dad smokes it's not fucking heroin.
Vape
Patch
Gum
It's not hard.
>>705233913
oh shit, kangaroo jack got whopped, someone call that fat nigger, quick!
>>705233792
Pissy? I just don't care to discuss my personal life with an anon who is being totally callous and insensitive about it, I just provided context, you didn't need to go all out on it.
Do you really think I'm naive to the point where I would cry and pin all the blame on the tobacco giants? I'm angry at them, but I can still pin a lot of blame and anger on my dad, but it's not something I would discuss with a stranger you stupid cunt. No cognitive dissonance here, just discretion.
You can fuck right off if you're going to be an entitled bitch.
>>705233765
your dad should go to an AA and tell a woeful tale of his struggle with nicotine :( I'm sure that's real tough
too bad there's no AA in , the world is rid of one more dumbass
>>705234055
waah waah my dad is dead roflmao
cry about it
>>705230571
>>705234055
You're the one who opened this can of worms, kid. Don't start crying because I feel no empathy for someone who's making the same stupid mistakes as myself.
Considering how many swears you had to weave into that, I can tell your butt is getting more hurt by the second, so before you kill yourself I'll drop the conversation.
Have fun with all that.
>>705234334
if you're implying that I'm smoking, scroll up and quit acting retarded
and yeah, there is a lot of butthurt when one of your parents isn't gonna make it to your 18th birthday, surprisingly
>>705234478
I'm not implying that at all. Then again, an overly angry 14 year old isn't expected to have very good comprehension, I suppose.
>>705234192
>hurr duur I'm a massive faggot who can't think of anything original to say
>>705231473
>>705226348
>>705231818
are these the same person wtf
>>705234592
Third one isn't.
First one's twelve. Don't take the jail bait, dude.
>>705234573
>someone who's making the same mistakes as myself
what mistakes? fucking kek
bored so more pics
how do i mnake my eyes look straight? i try to position them and get a headache
>>705234055
>callous
>insensitive
not that anon
little princess doesn't know where she is. Stick to Tumblr, they care all about your complex rainbow of emotions. Maybe you'll even get so hung up about your daddy that you'll start smoking too. Then the world will be rid of 2 dumbasses
Thank god there's no Nicorette in hell
>>705234690
I'm talking about your dad, making the same mistake of smoking as I am.
Gee wiz, didn't think I'd have to spell it out for you.
Also, I've been meaning to say this, get off this site kid, it's 18+ and clearly you can't handle it.
>>705234691
Is that you, Jesus?
>>705234592
dude why call me a girl, i am clearly a samson tier male
>>705234864
no my son but women pray to me
>>705234854
>can't handle it
sorry we can't all be robots like you, anon
I look up to you so much
teach me your ways
>>705234758
>rainbow of emotions
use your words
>>705229667
>>705235043
Protip: Don't bitch about personal shit on 4chan. You will regret it.
>>705235125
I provided one line of context and this guy went on full projection mode
>>705226348
>white trash
I am gonna kek hard if that's a newport cig in your mouth.
>>705231473
Cute as fuck, post tits
![20160925_034341[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BeCSQ2y.jpg "20160925_034341[1].jpg")
>lol jks im only pretending to drink alcomajhol
>>705235567
They say crack kills nigga my crack sells :)
>>705235567
>has unlit cigarette in mouth
>compares to drinking
>>705235678
im sure all the busta tricks be payin good money for your crack :^)
>>705233913
>australia.gif
>>705235743
>>705235743
>implying there is a difference
roflmao
>>705235916
>pretends it was sarcasm in darkest hour
>>705236039
>unlit
>open bottle
>>705236150
I'm not the one that posted it, dude.
I just happened to realize it was sarcasm before you did. >_>
>>what's up everybody it's cr1tikal>>705229667
>>705236150
my lips were closed =(
>>705236299
sure thing
I bet you downed that entire bottle you thirsty fuck
>>705235043
yes dumb bitch, human emotions are not simply states of being but a constant transition through a gradient of different emotions. Then again you're a filthy inward gazing millennial that can't even tell if she's sad or bored. I can tell your understanding of human emotions stop at Inside Out
join your daddy
>>705236299
czech'd
>>705236366
also czech'd
you got a problem with alcoholism huh?? fight me dude
>>705226348
If the word boring had a face it would be yours.
>>705236381
calling emotions a spectrum
so like, happy - sad
please detail the spectrum for me in a 4000 word essay, I'm not self aware or intelligent enough to do it myself
also
>inward gazing
>can't tell if sad or bored
make up your mind
>tips fedora aggressively before leaving
>>705236507
>>705236910
yea thats what i did im glad you now udnerstand
>>705236979
i feel so enlightened
finally I can assign value and meaning to my lfie
thank you anon
>>705237079
>getting the last two same didigts as me
dont do this please. and you are most welcomed
>>705237199
dubs king
we are now connected
forever
aint no stopping it now
>>705236669
>lol fedora people are so lame my dude!!! xD
ella mayo and you're the one the one to tell others to use an original joke
if you fucking understood my analogy then don't greentext it as if to highlight something "unoriginal" or erroneous. By this point I can surely say that you don't even know the culture of the site but you'll freely throw "faggot" and "nigger" as if youre a part of it
inward gazing COULD mean you understand yourself but get this: IT COULD MEAN YOU'RE A SELF-ABSORBED AND UNAWARE LITTLE TWAT
say "throw me a pity party daddy :(" and maybe I'll respond to you
>>705237348
>we are now connected
but my schlanga still in my pants
take this man
http://cheesespin.net/
R8 threads always seem to fly off the rails.
I love you, 4chan.
>>705237479
>if you fucking understood my analogy then don't greentext it as if to highlight something "unoriginal" or erroneous. By this point I can surely say that you don't even know the culture of the site but you'll freely throw "faggot" and "nigger" as if youre a part of it
of course, the words 'faggot' and 'nigger' are words exclusive only to 4chan and no other corners of the internet, you adorable little snowflake
uh oh, neckbeards other than yourself immersing themselves in "4chan culture", whoops, sorry for invading your safe space
also, gazing is a neutral or even meliorative verb
if you're going to attempt to make a clever remark, at least do it properly
>>705237854
but that's the magic of b, everything flies off the rails at the tiniest remark
>>705237698
>cheesespin
is this like meatspin or what im no clicking it
Rate
>>705227939
why hey there
Im the middle.
>>705239009
>surrounding yourself with uggos so you dont look as uggo
lol pls
>>705239009
underage go
Do your worst
>>705239233
wash your hair, jeez
>>705239233
wash your hair and stop buying cancerous graphic tee shirts
>>705227040
sxc but wash your face.
>>705231473
goddamn, irony cigs, so fuckin funny hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaa xdxxdxdx roflroflrofrlforfl
Fuck it. Why not.
>inb4 faggot
>>705239812
Cute. Nudes ?
>>705239364
>>705239233
not like there's a fucking shower behind you.
use it
>>705239911
Does that make her the ultimate hipster?
>>705239921
What??! Why the fuck is it sideways here. But not in my folder?!
>new fag alert
R8 that russian guy
Not me but my girlfriend
>>705240284
Her face kind of frightens me.
>>705240284
(Pic related)
>>705226348
y u smok cig m8?
Duuude. Someone just posted themselves smoking a cig in another thread, and all I could think was 'at least it's not an irony cig.'
>>705228933
For the dubs
>>705241109
sideways/10
>>705240642
Please ?
>>705234691
>>705239921
8/10
Not to shabby.
>>705231473
if dubs get naked
>>705226348
U ugly op just like me<3
>>705243025
stop trying to fucking get with me you disgusting piece of shit. go fucking kill yourself, no one will ever like you, and you'll die alone and will be forgotten. <3
>>705243025
Out of curiosity, do you actually smoke cigarettes or do you just think its cool to have one sitting in your mouth. Because that's cringey as fuck dude
>>705243230
I put one in my mouth to match op. I do smoke tho but tryina quit. >>705243166
<3
>>705226348
you look like you're 14...
i like it.
op youre cute asf
>>705242292
under rated post.
kek.
>>705226348
>>705226348
we still gunna smoke dat money?
rate me /b/
