PLEASE let's have a non porn, non brutality webm/gif thread
I will post a few to get it started
>>705213207
do we have to?
>>705213303
"yes"
>>705213342
how is this non-brutal?
>>705213533
I don't think the guy got hurt tbqh familia
>>705213602
>thinks the guy didn't die
>>705213273
Heh - the sigh of relief and look of accomplishment. Good reactions.
>>705213207
Dude, just go to >>>/wsg/
>>705213739
those cabs can take tonnes of weight, he'll be fine.
>>705213997
>tonnes
>>705214090
Well, that is the English and SI spelling of the word.
>>705213207
what is webm?
>>705214877
turtlebros <3
>>705214655
>>705214652
>PLEASE let's have a non porn, non brutality webm/gif thread
>I will post a few to get it started
>>705213207
>705213207
WTF IS THAT?
>>705215264
That's a hollow tree, asshat.
>>705215264
Albino tree pupper
>>705215119
Sauce?
>>705215264
Ah, it's a stoat.
>>705214877
God is good...
>>705213342
this is how you get coal lounge.
>>705215119
> havok physics engine
>>705216186
>>705215894
UGH! Gore warning pls
>>705215894
I enjoyed this
>>705214614
>>705214655
I would stomp that cats head if it had done that to me
>>705216282
>>705216467
5/7 great movie
>>705213207
That is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
>>705214655
>Cat clearly on the verge of losing it
>Dumbass shoves her face in its
Any cat owner who isn't a retard could have told her how that was going to end.
>>705216743
Faggit
>>705216956
Ive been around dogs my whole life so i know how they think and act (generally) but when cats wag their tail isnt that a sign of anger/annoyance?
>>705217006
i no rite, what a fagit 4 lyking an animul! this is slash bee slash after all and we like gore and pizza XDDDDD
>>705216686
awesome, source?
>>705214090
Dumb Americunt doesn't even know the the English language.
>>705217053
Pretty much.
>>705213207
super fucking cute. but because this 4chins i was ready to close it in case it got blown away by a shotgun.
>>705213207
I dreamed I went to a McDonald's for the first time in a year last night. They had pizza.
>>705213207
i have to admit, i giggled like a schoolgirl.
>>705216533
RONRON!
>>705217143
Primitive technology on YouTube, has a bunch of videos which all are amazing
>>705217143
Primitive Technology on youtube. He has several videoes, and they are sooooooo nice
>>705214614
He looks like he's already covered in shit. Is that just like the penguin every one shits on? The Meek Mill of penguins
>>705216686
Oh man, his channel and videos are 10/10. I dream of someday being able to do the shit this nigga does. Feels good, man.
>>705217300
Great minds think alike huh
>>705217143
Fuck you for being too stupid to actually see the source in the vid.
>>705217318
>>705217300
Fuck you for spoonfeeding retarded fucks.
>>705217271
Why does she cry? Why does she get mad?
>>705217395
Relax man, this really isn't a problem.
>>705217366
cring
>>705215139
those are tortoises dick
>>705217451
Women always do that on that show for some reason. They'll flip out, get up and run (most of the time, the only running they've done in their whole lives), or fall out on the floor like children. They hate to be caught in a lie.
>>705217148
Dude your tiny island will fade as soon as the dry pussied queen moves on. So stop with your "Our English" you gap toothed fucking garbage. Your time in the sun was over after you lost the revolution. Put that in your "tea" and stick it up your ass. Stupid limey.
>>705217271
Holy shit this is for real? Didn't even realise there is a show like this out there. Wow world.
>>705217534
>How to puke.
>>705217465
Yes, it is.
It wastes bandwidth.
>>705215894
this is like the intro to dexter
>>705217587
whats the purpose? im confused
>>705217395
i am fairly certain your greatest achievements don't go beyond seeing the source in vids. congratulations.
>>705216686
Love his channel. No retarded talking over, no bullshit, just him doing fantastic work in the wilds.
>>705217680
K bro.
>>705217623
srsly
>>705217339
he's the designated shitting penguin
>>705214877
I love how it just starfishes when it's on its shell
>>705217534
Yeah. Can I get three of those supersized please? To go. And make it snappy.
>>705217587
please explain this, I really don't get it
>>705217806
That's at the ACC in Toronto. Cool.
>>705217587
Wahrlich ein Zeitalter der Wunder...
>>705217366
My life in 34 sec
>>705215119
Underground nervegas line failure?
>>705217366
Dude that is the most cringe worthy shit ive ever seen
>>705218067
yah the guy died of eternal bleeding
>>705217873
![1275808844473[1].jpg~c200.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EzHG0mb.jpg "1275808844473[1].jpg~c200.jpg")
>>705217590
>>705217271
> Needing a DNA test.
> Mfw
>>705217366
dat file name
>>705214921
Muh heart...
>>705215119
Powerblasted
>>705215922
>lounge
>>705216186
How does he not stop everything he's doing to touch it?
>>705218117
Sauce?
>>705216426
Made me laugh far too much.
>>705218163
(thats why its funny)
>>705217750
I find this highly amusing
>>705217623
sauce pls
>>705217590
Not who you replied to but had to laugh, you're going to be electing either a scabby old bint or a fat pedophile.
The entire world either hates you or sees you as a joke, you fat uneducated shit.
GG americunt.
>>705213739
If he wasn't wearing a hard hat, it's his fault.
>>705217143
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
>>705218102
some say hes still bleeding even today
>>705216956
To be fair, the cat probably wasn't aiming for her eye like that, just a general smack to the face to get her to fuck off
>>705217787
some people just don't get art
>>705218235
Fake and gay.
>>705217534
this is everyting but taco
>>705218235
Live action version of that South Park episode wth the big snake firework
>>705218458
Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de
>>705213207
My favorite of all time.
>>705217451
She's a retard. She hoped that rthat other retard was the father even after she saw the baby was black.
>>705214921
why are dogs the best animal in the world?
>>705214711
this dug survived rabies
>>705219039
No more cartoons please.
>>705217106
Get out
>>705219039
That show was so good, thanks for reminding me.
>>705214652
FUN FACT, this gif is faked.
The original video is just the penguin falling through the ice. You can see the ice crack before the hit too.
>>705219068
Because they're literally man-made.
>>705219262
No.
>>705216686
I wonder when we will reach the bronce age?
And also that show would be better with a topless chick at least on the background
>>705219295
>>705219188
They're ANIME
>>705217271
is this how civilized people react to finding out they aren't the father? usually they dance around and shit
>>705219493
What is the difference?
>>705217534
...and a large Diet Coke.
>>705219006
Thanks for the idea.
>>705216591
Pussies like this are why 4chan needs to raid tumblr... BUT NO, WE'VE DONE NOTHING ABOUT IT.
>>705219493
They're fucking cartoons.
Now crawl out of your parent's basement and go eat your bowl of cereal.
>>705217587
That would be really fucking uncomfortable if you think about it. The straps around your chest and the gag in your mouth would prevent you from breathing properly, the paint would dry and chap your nipples, and the circulation would be cut off to your legs and arms.
>>705219602
You're very welcome Sir, (tips fedora).
>>705219578
>>705219650
http://www.differencebetween.net/miscellaneous/career-education/difference-between-anime-and-cartoon/
https://www.tofugu.com/japan/anime-vs-cartoons/
http://www.diffen.com/difference/Anime_vs_Cartoon
http://otakukart.com/animeblog/2015/11/28/top-5-major-differences-between-anime-and-cartoons/
>>705219744
Cartoons.
>>705219707
M'Lady.
>>705213273
kid barely moves to catch a fucking ball.
1000 applaud.
c'mon.. are people really this dull?
>>705219807
You did not read the sources. They are anime.
>>705217587
practical use of women in manufacturing.
>>705219843
>>705219895
Cartoons.
>>705219938
>>705218297
Inou Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de
When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace
>>705219995
Please go somewhere else with your cartoons.
>>705218014
I would say i's a BDSM session.
Sometimes other's phantasms and fetishes can go well beyond your imagination.
In that regard, it doesn't respect the rules of the thread (implying anyone care about them), though I admire the person who've spent probably weeks designing and building this machine (even if it doesn't work perfctly, you can see an arm malfunctionning at some point).
>>705219995
This is the cringiest shit I've seen all day. WHY is this a thing?
>>705219330
Source is Sabagebu for anyone too lazy to sauce it themselves.
>>705216533
>>705220081
anime is life
>>705220265
pls dont turn this into a cringe thread
>>705218218
I think this was a japanese cameraman doing a documentary. He's paid to film, not to touch cats.
>>705220265
My life consists of real women with real vaginas.
I feel sorry for your life.
>>705220372
Meh, I need to go refuel at /a/ anyway.
>>705215139
turtle? you fucking retard that's an elephant.
>>705213739
The guy didn't die
>>705220449
>my life centers around the left-side of pic related
No, my friend. *I* feel sorry for *you.*
>>705216686
>mfw sub-saharan africans didn't get as advanced in thousands of years
>>705220666
Checked, also would fuckniggerpussy\10.
>>705220557
How much do you weigh? I just want to complete the picture in my mind.
>>705220666
They did, that was just the apex of how far they got. Stuck there.
>>705220557
I really would like to continue our playful banter, but I have to go get ready to spend time with a female that isn't a cartoon.
Enjoy the rest of your day anon.
>>705220736
158 lbs at 6'0." Yes, I'm skinny.
>>705214877
What a bro
>>705216262
Man that aligator fucked that zebra up!
>>705220923
uh uhh
>>705213207
Nice marmot.
>>705220736
409 lbs :), fuck you you know I'm right, don't give a fuck how much I weight real women are fucking bitches and they will take your money and life.
>>705219744
>>705219493
This is a troll post
people like this stopped existing after the year 2007
>>705220909
Have fun wasting time and money on someone else in the hopes for sex.
>>705220975
Yep.
>>705217201
i skipped to the end before watching it to make sure something like that didnt happen
>>705220449
>>705220557
I mean, isn't there an in-between.
I have a girlfriend and I like anime. Maybe not a lot of the stuff posted here, but:
>Cowboy Bebop
>Full Metal Alchemist
>Berserk
>Paranoia Agent
>Beck
Etc.
>>705220988
>>705221014
>>705221076
I've noticed a lot of women claim to like anime *nowadays;* the sudden rise in "gamer/nerd girls" over the last 3 years alone has had me...confused and somewhat upset. I mean, where were they 10+ years ago, when men were getting their teeth kicked in for being actual nerds/weebs who genuinely love anime and such?
Oh right, they were fucking the guys doing the kicking.
>>705221239
A few of them grew up actually liking it.
The girl I'm with now came up with Toonami, so she likes Bebop, Outlaw Star, Tenchi, etc.
>>705217451
its a woman, they can't handle being put on the spot for something they've done wrong. first they run off like that crying, then they'll start coming with excuses then comes the delusional rationalizing.
>>705221373
Sure, some of them might have but they were certainly well-hidden. Now, "otaku" seems to be the new mainstream.
>>705217333
sauce?
>>705213739
>Thinks vehicles for this purpose don't have special cages
>>705218725
SIS SOMEONE SAY TACOS?
>>705221449
This anime looks nice, anyone got a name?
>>705215119
Idiot playing with firecrackers.
>>705217623
All you need to know about japanese cartoons is right here.
>>705221744
koreans are a lie
>>705214090
>>705214387
>>705217148
>>705217590
TON AND TONNE ARE DIFFERENT THINGS
A TONNE IS HEAVIER THAN A TON
THEY BOTH EXIST
STOP ARGUING
p.s. Metric > Imperial
>>705221449
Because "nerd" shit has become profitable, and pushed towards everyone now.
Also, it's the same switch that happened when desperate older women learned the word "milf". Now they know younger men want them.
Girls think "gamer girls" are cool and guys like that. Same with anime, and films, etc.
Like I said though, there are some legitimately cool girls out there that just like what they like and don't put on a show.
>>705214711
Canine Distemper for you.
>>705221924
I lol'd
>>705218832
thanks mane
>>705221062
cause you can't enjoy spending time with a woman! Nope! Wasting time watching Anime is much better
>>705222100
humanity is weird
>>705220909
>I really would like to continue our playful banter, but I have to go get ready to spend time with a female that isn't a cartoon.
Assuming it's worthwhile. I've got a few women who would DIE to lavish me with their attention, time, money. .... All I can think about is how to get rid of them.
>>705222328
I know, right? Like, who owns a cat these days.
>>705222316
Damn, that Nigger Faggot is light as air.
>>705214614
Too brutal for me ...
>>705221914
>>705222405
>Assuming it's worthwhile. I've got a few women who would DIE to lavish me with their attention, time, money. .... All I can think about is how to get rid of them.
Get the fuck off of /b/, Kanye.
>>705214921
Wow. Almost cride
>>705222405
is it possible to stick your head up your ass so far? you might simply cease to exist
>>705216186
Those goddamn chinese are inswrting their bullshit in popular internet stuff... i shall NEVER repost that!!!
>>705216533
>>705217285
R.I.P in Piece little man.
Enjoy you're Eternal Slumber
>>705222017
I kinda figured this. There was a "Popcult" store near where I live, that really just had a bunch of 'nerdy' things inside all cramped together. They had the Dr. Who stuff with the Star Wars and Trek stuff, for example. Of course, the all-female staff barely had any idea what I was talking about when I asked them for a Kamen Rider Black figma, or at least a Faiz. Same goes for women around campus who claim to like anime and Korean dramas, but only care about the 'surface' stuff.
I love catching women on their bullshit.
>>705219554
both of those people were white and the child was obviously not
>>705222623
Such bait. Very edge.
>>705222473
Wew, school plays have really gotten out of hand.
>>705222669
didn't know this is a rekdthread
>>705222722
kek
>>705222473
>>705219330
hahah, thats hilarious. In or out of context.
>>705221239
There were a lot more of us than you'd think.
>>705222702
>I love catching women on their bullshit.
That must make you very popular.
>>705222854
uk or pt confirmed
>>705222854
Yowza.
>>705222896
>popular
>implying I give a rat's ass about being popular
boi...
>>705222854
Bullshit. Of course, I'm not counting how many of you turned lesbians.
>>705222854
Nicely done, femanon.
>>705217366
The couple below are arguing with each other. lol
>>705222854
nice hooters
>>705223011
Reminded me of this when he had his back turned.
https://youtu.be/0qZwwyHvCbo
>>705216262
hardcore
>>705217590
youre just salty about our free healthcare and our overpowered navy (of possibly up to three whole nuclear submarines, maybe)
>>705223139
I disagree, friendo.
>>705215119
>>705217717
Whoever made this should be given a fucking medal.
>>705217899
Holy fuck
>>705221914
Plastic and everyone knows it!!
>>705217366
hurts to watch, hahahahahaha
>>705216686
>>705222704
Isn't that David Firth?
>>705217053
Cat tail wagging can be a sign of annoyance, but it can also be a sight of general excitement.
They also witch their tails almost constantly anyway.
Looking at the video, I can't see a strike, and the cat doesn't look too upset and just looks rather confused, I'm thinking her leaning back in the seat unbalanced the cat, it tried to re-stabilise with the left paw and just caught her eye.
>>705218218
cuz to his asian ass, it's just a snack waiting to be eaten. Only a matter of time. Endorphins are being released by the kitty to marinate his lunch meat with every purr that cat creates for itself. He has it down to a science tho
>>705223829
Makes me feel bad for liking piggy links, man.
>>705216513
Thats because its time for your meds mijo
>>705223144
Dumbass
>>705218479
Difference is, we don't care about you or the rest of the world.
You just keep calling us when things get tough - we'll take care of it for you.
... even if it'll be hard to understand you with your shit accent and poor grasp of language.
>>705224001
Not me. I'm about to go eat some bacon right now.
>>705223876
What kind of dog is that
>>705217750
>golden retriever
My lab shepard mix catches crackers falling from a stand still a foot above her snout.
>>705219843
Is this Allison Brie's ugly sister?
>>705224289
sheep dog
>>705223876
its sonic!
>>705220666
Checked for Satan entering thread.
>>705224196
That does sound pretty good.
Saving my appetite for later though, going to a German restaurant. About to shave and get all nice smelting.
Speaking of, if anyone is looking for a good shave lather, this stuff is fucking awesome.
>>705223139
I disagree as well. Shes blabbing about her friend politics to her guy and how Jessica was being such a bitch the other night when she was" only trying to help" or some shit.. he's just there trying to get hard again because bitch keeps going
>>705223048
Is tbis a game? what isit?
>>705224086
I've never seen this event done with a helmet.
>>705214655
did she die!?
>>705223190
This movie is hilarious.
>>705216426
It's the look they give to him that cracks me up.
>>705224414
Sorry, man, but uh, subjective beauty aside, she looks nothing like Alison Brie.
Maybe Stephanie Joosten, but not even remotely close to Brie.
>>705217873
hating on anime on 4chan
priceless
>>705214877
Turtles are dope.
>>705224464
*smelling
Fuck sake.
>>705224785
thosere tortoises
>>705213207
>>705224754
Newfag detected
>>705224870
aw we were having fun :/
>>705225052
That got me hard.
>>705224934
>>705225213
ikr
>>705217625
There are multiple shows like this. The first one was called Jerry Springer, and now him and his wife own and produce the other two most famous white trash/nigger chimp out drama shows. The one that clip is from is called Maury and the other one is hosted by a former stage security guard from the Springer named Steve Wilkos. I know what you're thinking and yes it was necessary to have security on stage. They mostly just kept the baby mamas from scratching each others eyes out, or stopping the two guys who were dating the same trailer slut from fighting.
>>705216686
how to survive in te wild:
>be on abandoned sugar-cane plantation n australia
>??????
>profit
