Friends you want to fuck.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Friends you want to fuck.
Wife's friend. She is a massage therapist. Like to have her massage my cock
>>705209887
Win.
Coworker Vanessa.
If I am the boss, this bitch is sucking my cock on demand if she wants to keep her job.
>>705209583
more
She doesn't have facebook but my friend's fiancé's best friend. God damn she'd be a great fuck
this chick
thoughts?
both!
Both these sluts
>>705209887
Lester Burnham?
>>705211354
>>705208890
>Friends
>>705208890
Jesus fucking christ
>>705209508
Which one?
>>705213818
hng
>>705213611
natural redheads?
>>705209583
A real man would get his wife to set it up.
She browses too.
buddy's gf... have her panties on my face while i jerk
>>705213474
MOAR
>>705214428
That's a dude
>>705210973
Id destroy her
>>705208890
Love her bro, got her ig?
>>705210369
More of them
>>705213611
Moaar
these sisters
>>705208890
I wouldn't mind fucking your friend either
>>705215103
Moar!!
>>705209443
That's a dude, right?
>>705215163
>>705214878
Yeah but she has it set private.
>>705209583
I'd like to massage your butthole with my cock while she massages your cock with her mouth.
>>705210973
i can seriously only imagine what kind of beta loser has to fantasize about fucking this 5/10
>>705215350
Eh, same can be said for most of these people, I guess.
>>705213818
butterface
>>705215370
>>705215500
no one wants?
>>705214572
Moar
>>705215616
More of blue and yellow. Fuck.
Kik me at Chemicalfire if you want to trade
>>705215669
blue
>>705215669
yellow
>>705214186
any nudes?
>>705215796
Keep them coming, anything showing more skin?
>>705215774
>>705215669
Who'll ride the toyota of a /b/ that isn't the same shit every fucking day a thousand times a day? You an bring your emus as well.
>>705215774
>>705215830
Fuck I want both of them to be my sluts kik me dude
>>705215999
winrar
i don't use kik that shit is for 15 year olds and dykes
>>705216180
Keep posting more of blue. I want those tits and body
Fuck her brains out and suck her tits dry
>>705215999
Thoughts?
>>705216197
>>705216328
God her body is great
>>705216271
>>705216470
Unstoppable
>>705216470
gonna cum for her
>>705216450
>>705216601
>>705216558
Had the chance long ago, totally let it go like a dumbass
>>705216695
>>705216695
Dump her dude my dick is ready. What's her name
>>705216813
yellow bikini
>>705217048
>yellow
>>705217095
>>705217048
>>705216180
>>705215830
>>705215616
>>705215669
did she or did she not have a yellow bikini top
>>705217194
Oh ya, that's the kinda girl I was hoping for in this thread! Moar?!
Man I'm spent... Need to chill after the massive loads blown to those fucking toyotas
>>705217591
well, isn't what everyone expects? i mean, something that they haven't seen at least a thousand times before posted here. know i do, and so do my emus
I don't have friends.
>>705217774
That's why I still lurk here, hoping for diamonds to show up floating in the shit river of repetitive regurgitation of crap.
>>705218130
emus yell don't lurk, post emus
guarantee you'll see much more of what you want afterwards
>>705217774
You are not even obnoxious anymore, just an obvious mentally ill faggot. Go take your meds and live a life little. Spare me and us your "kek" craps. You are really disturbed. Almost feel sorry for you.
>>705218336
You know what made me so? I found out that I can easily google generic porn, so there's no point in filling an entire board with it. I know it must feel earth-shattering to you, and on the brink of madness given your perceptions, but it's actually something pretty simple. Really.
>>705218484
Here hear!!
Freaky snail girl porn on the other hand... That clearly belongs here.
>>705216470
not nearly as pretty as she thinks she is now those boats in the back ground i would much rather ride. hard
>>705209508
ye, both of them
THANK MR BEPIS IN THIS THREAD...
>>705215536
Is her face so much plastic that it's just stuck like that?
unsee genusipa
>>705221594
Holi E?
slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
so badly.
I want to cum all over this girls tash. Whos with me /b/ros?
>>705222581
positive she didn't see her nip slip in this before she posted. diamond's for days.
>>705216797
I don't know who you are, I don't know where you're from, but meet up with that shorty on the right and hit that phatt ass.
Do it for us anon
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn?d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D
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le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin? SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :))))))))
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>le maymay arrow is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee : BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID! REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO
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>>705227354
nice
>>705227554
great tits with a cute face, more?
>>705227848
great stuff anon, any of her in a bikini?
>>705208890
Everyone should post a picture of OPs mom
>>705228152
This girl is great
>>705222619
mmm ross cock
>>705209443
You're friends with frozen sorrow?
>>705228574
Let me know if you have a kik where we can keep going with her
>>705214607
hnnng
>>705209443
groce
>>705228723
Johnanon23
>>705215999
checked
>>705216558
unstoppable from what
