What does your last message from a person of the opposite sex say?
"Can you read your texts for once"
>>705110260
I don't think I've gotten one since high school
>>705110260
Yes, you can - mum
"Just got home from agility training"
>>705110260
"Fuck you and your ugly barbara streisand face"
"How could you do something like this to your sister?"
my fault, shoulda used a condom
>>705110260
My mums the only girl who texts me....i want to die
>>705110260
"my what big balls you have"
>>705110260
Goodnight my love [TWO HEART EMOJIS]
>>705110260
i wouldnt let that bitch talk to me like that. id tell her it doesnt matter how big my dick is. anything is gonna look small next to that fucking thing on her face.
>>705110260
don't ever talk to me or my son again
"Okay, we'll discuss that later :D I gotta help mom rake the leaves in the yeard now"
>>705112485
Dicklett detected
>>705112321
Jesus don't you cucka have something better to do with your time.
Would you have a few minutes today to talk about tree view?
>never responded, she gives a killer bj but she uses me as a crutch for programming advice.
Honestly, I think we'd be better off as just friends
>>705112543
I'm curious
>>705110260
I wonder if you can go pick it up to the reception they said to open till 5:15pm
>>705110260
More of her pls
>>705110260
>>705112309
what did she say though?
"should I get a stuffed crust or a meat lovers pizza?"
My wife grocery shopping.
>>705110260
"I'm walking home, very soon I'll see my cats :* :* :*"
>>705112816
meat lovers faggot. Stuffed crust is the pizza equivalent of Florida
>>705110260
Same girl?
>>705112902
Nigger
"7GPO42636110431
RIVERPORT INN/MN CITY
1330
FRAZER/968340 & WILLIAMS
470-23"
Work related message from my dispatcher
Very well, then next week I'll visit you, you buy dinner and you tell me about it
disclaimer: I've fucked this girl plenty of times, I'm just scheduling a booty call for my birthday
>>705112814
R u up ?
>>705113048
if she fixes that acne problem. Shes tits mcgee until then
"Contact my daughter again and I will contact the police. You will hear from our lawyer shortly."
"okay, are you sure?"
>>705110260
"Put clothes in the drier pleasr"
That's exactly what it said, it's from my girlfriend. She is the worst when it comes to grammar...
>>705113146
is your mom half nigger? What 50 year old woman doesn't type out full sentences and sign her name at the end of texts?
nope sorry binkly
>>705113266
A lot of parents use that lingo
Hey anon, can you come in at 4:30 on Thursday Sep. 29 for your wage review?
"No me and euphoric Mitch"
>>705113126
>you have to buy her dinner
>for your birthday
B E T A
>>705110260
"ok"
"It takes longer one handed"
>>705110260
"if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep"
>>705110260
"I'm sorry you had to see that"
>>705110260
die of cancer
>>705110260
Sounds good! Just reaching (location) now.
>we should do this again soon!
Ohhhhhh
>>705113266
Shes 40 and thank god she's not a nigger
>>705110260
>we are out of weed
Sucks living in a new city with only one hookup :(
"like 6 hours away"
>>705113522
go to >>>/a/ weeb
"fuck off"
"How long till you're here?"
But I was already there :^)
>>705110260
Ich liebe dich)) Du bist nicht nur sexy und süß, sondern auch klug))
>>705110260
Heyyyy
Never responded. Girl is terrible conversation over texts. Almost just as bad in person. But she's hot.
"I'll pray for you."
Wahrscheinlich Pets... Aber ich finde Bad Moms interessanter
Aber ich geh wahrscheinlich nicht mit.... Wir sehen uns ja am Sonntag nur bis 14 ubr
>>705110260
>Ubi, zakolji da siptar ne postoji
Serbs
>>705110260
Im a danger noodle
>>705113155
That's what makes her good. Sexy body but a face that leaves her pussy untouched by men
"they dont have fingers"
we were talking about cats and dogs if they can finger paint
"Message me one more time and I will call the police! "
>>705110260
"Sorry"
>>705110260
Im HIV positive you should get yourself checked
Quads and I post my crush being lewd
"So you're coming over right? ;)"
>>705114358
Got me!
>>705110260
"Pokemongo and chill? I want to try and fit your whole cock in [my mouth] this time"
Quit throwing up meatballs on my doll house
>>705112691
Pics?
>>705113470
her birthday was last week and I didn't give her shit so it's her birthday present or some shit...
either way, buying dinner to get my dick sucked seem like a good trade
3gs for 40 points right ?
>>705114137
Nigger, you are sadly mistaken here. Even good looking guys go after fucking manatees. Not all but it happens frequently. All any woman under 220 lbs has to do to get dicked is to just exist. She could pull dick all times of every day. I promise you that.
>>705113352
yeah, nigger parents. Wanna know how white and old my mom is? She doesn't even have a cell phone
>>705110260
"My lunch was weird."
Promise you won't tell anyone from work.
Tomorrow ill wear a skirt so you can enjoy yourself >winky face with tounge out
>>705114444
DAT QUADS
>>705110260
Not yet
"They want me to come in to cover her shift, but I already told them I had plans with you"
pic related
"We need a break"
"Well no shower as I'm not a 6ft Amazon lol x"
Yeah, I know the lol is lame but hey, she's a female it's what they do. And as she's a milf who satisfies all my fetishes, I'll take it.
>>705110260
"Sweet sounds good :)"
When I told her about the upcoming dnd session.
You didn't have to leave... I got your sweater here. Speak to me please.. [tear emoji]
My Ex's sister.
>>705114323
>>705114444
Quads were hit
>>705115189
what is that iconx3 at the top of your phone?
>>705113650
Order a pizza anon, and ask the delivery guy if he knows anyone. More more times than not, but still not 100%
>>705115319
What you mean
>>705110260
damn i wish this chick made fun of my 3.5 inches (erect)
>>705113650
move to a state with legal. Fuck I love Seattle. I can literally buy fucking soup with weed in it right now for lunch.
"After tonight. We are strictly on a once a week drinking plan. Only on Saturday nights. I also want a weight loss plan for both of us. I want you to really watch your carb and sugar intake and I want your A1C down to at least 7."
Me and my wife are trying to kick Alcoholism, quit smoking and eat better all at once. Also, trying to be a better diabetic.
>inb4 LOL U ATE YOURSELF TO BEETUZZ
That's not how Type 1 works.
>>705110260
"Arba pasislėpk sandėly ir pailsėk"
"I don't understand why you need some (condoms) on you when you said I was the only one you were fucking?"
>>705110260
"Hurry up I have to pee" -GF
I was takin a shit
>>705110260
"ik heb ook veel dingen die ik prima zelf kan ^^"
>>705115578
what. is. the. icon. on. the. top. of. your. phone. There. are. 3. of. the. same. one.
>>705116841
Looks like a bear. No idea what the app could be, I'm kinda curious as well
>>705115873
Sounds like you might be taking too much on. But good luck anon. Hope you make it.
"hehehe"
>>705110260
"Don't be a cunt. Quit the shitposting and clean before I get home please"
>>705110260
"Okay. Call me when you're coming this way"
"Bahahahh! Okay. Tonight's the getting fucked up night. Tomorrow's the serious thing."
Pic related
Vito. Positiivinen.
Im a mtf, but i dont speak to any bois
Wat do?
"I've been waiting for it to come on netflix but they still only have to season 10"
>>705115873
Good luck anon! I believe in you! Focus on the alcoholism.
>>705117762
Here's a hint.
>>705110260
"Dont even talk to me ever again"
>>705110260
PS Do you have a pic of her?
I don't want you to feel like you have to
And I hope you have a great day too sweetie pie I love you so much
"I have huge crush on him"
Shave balls
tired woke up at 12 today feeling great:)
No
betterr than tinder! plenty of horny girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changirlz.html
"Thanks"
Caramba! Where are you?
K
I do agree that I did used to, and that you saw it and you saw a lot of things that I don't like about myself that other people don't see
But you have changed a lot and I hope I have too for the better
You should ask me the question again
"I'm so jealous" re: me hanging out with this cool dude
"(Anon), I need your help, it's urgent
Please bring me toilet roll now" while in the same house and then about 20 messages where said person spammed me with random letter combinations in the hope that I'd check my phone
And I know I'm pretty great too
>>705121737
Fuck, I'm jealous anon. That is one cool dude.
"I'll see you soon sweet lady:)"
>>705110260
"Ok"
>>705121737
CANE CORSO????
"Ok" - Mom
better than tinder! a lot of horny girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changirlz.html
>>705110260
"That looks nice :)"
>my mom
"sounds great but idk if I can, I'll tell you later"
>>705110260
In short.." do you want to move our realtonship further than friendly or you want to go after someone else and reject me like i rejected you before?" inb4 op is not faggot..just wasn't ready for a relationship
>>705125017
Dump her. She sounds like a bitch.
Do you want to work 5-10 tonight? Taylor called off. I'm closing
>>705110260
"Yeah I highly doubt that"
So when do I get to ride you again?
"I can try."
After asking her if she can teach me how to play violin
>>705117014
Its cheetah browser
"Goodnight love you"
Y'all have some fucking issues.
"I almost called you daddy last night"
what the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little bitch.... Ect.
"Is it big?"
Spoiler: Yes, the house is big
better than tinder! plenty of horny young girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changirlz.html
>>705125519
Saucy
"Piss off and play your game, i'll talk to you in a bit x"
"good morning! hope you have a great day at work, I love you."
>>705114857
Shut up Zhaia
"I'm sure you'll meet some cool people soon enough and make friends"
"Thats always special for me"
>>705114137
>>705110260
goodnight xx
Es hieß doch "wie ein schwamm"
>>705110260
girls dont say "cock"
only traps and porn whores
>>705114595
And considering your whole projections, she's a single mother and your father was some half cooked mexican who gifted you his skin color
gn8
"good night. I love you" - girlfriend
"Alright"
Thing it will be cold come december?
"Haha ok"
"What's so wrong with elephantiasis like nigro?" No clue what she meant by this.
>"You know id love for you to answer your phone"
>I can't keep doing this
rip my relationship
>>705110260
"Ahs, now"
Ahs = american horror story
>>705130798
I went through the same thing except she's completely dependent on me and keeps coming back to me for whatever reason.
>>705110260
your boos?
>>705115873
When you begin hating everything is the moment you are healing most. Godspeed anon
"You need to check in at the clinic"
Please put the wine in the fridge.
>>705110260
"yeah pizza is pretty good lol"
>>705120409
fuck, underrated. that feel is a feel I know all too well, Anon. Godspeed
"she really needs help"
>>705121737
cool dude, anon
>>705126704
What is your choise?
>>705130638
Your mom?
>>705110260
>Oh well. There's POF
>I'll be over in 10
"No one gives a shit about your new bra Sarah"
i love you tell me how it was
>>705131742
we feel with you kamerad
"I don't think we should do this anymore anon, she might find out"
Dat was hem alweer. Veel plezier!
"I tried frantically waving haha"
"I'll be right there"
>made it home safe and sound! I won! I am alright
From this chick I just started dating
>>705110260
have a great evening :) xxxxxx
>>705110260
it was just a selfie no text
>>705131730
best one
"Spend more time with me or I'm breaking up with you"
"Goodnight, I love you. I'll see you tomorrow at 1"
>>705138461
thats not love, thats convenience
Where are you?
"goodbye pepe"
pepe = peepee = my dick, she's a normie
>What else should I bring if I sleepover tonight?
>>705110260
dinner is ready
- mom
Who knows anything anymore
>>705110260
"faggot"
I wish I was making this up
>will you let me see my parents ever again?
