Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
>>705078579
Cuties can still be plebs!
>>705078694
Wont it have to be comfy for my back since I'll be on it a lot~?
>>705078781
Well, the roof is accessible by me...
Claimed
>>705078887
Get rekt scrub
Miho claimed
>>705078921
But I'm NOT cute!
Just end it now would you.
>>705078586
I should do that more, but we haven't talked much and you know I'm a little reserved.
I'm doing pretty good even though there's nothing really going on.
>>705078464
I don't want it, I swear.
>>705078692
How're you?
>>705078717
It was alright, had a nice nap. How'd you sleep?
>>705078781
Lol, you knew an oddly specific thing then.
>>705078797
Oh? You're Mama now? I feel like this escalated a little quicker than i was expecting.
>>705079058
Cutie slutty maid bully.
>>705078941
At least I have this
>>705078781
oh i see
the thing is, making life hate you is the way to win
>>705078921
i mean yea
but i think its good for everyone's back
thats the dutch bed company for you
>>705079084
Not to well. Knocked over a glass of water and got 2 charlie horses. It really sucked
>>705078189
Trying to
Well, I'm gonna try and get some more sleep
Later senpai
>>705079073
You don't even say hi to me anymore :(
>>705078921
Perfect, now just do it every shift at the end and you'll be set
>>705079084
It's a talent really. I'm not even sure how I can be so insightful
>>705079140
The only way to win is too die
>>705079439
You're always too distracted with Mai.
>>705078835
I hate to hound you guys about this, but nina is the best waifu.
>>705079002
But you are! The cutest pleb!
>>705079047
Not until you sign.
>>705079140
The come on went right over your head. Go to bed Yuno!
>>705079418
Night Kitten.
>>705079463
Brb, jumping off roof.
>>705079927
Is it just me or is that dog really spooky?
>>705079463
perhaps you are right
but then who will love my waifu properly
>>705079979
psh i was only joking
i wanna stay up i finnaly have weekend
>>705080172
Kind of, but they're a package deal. You can't get one without the other.
>>705079390
Huh... Well that sounds lame. Two? Are you dehydrated or not eating right or something?
>>705079463
Haha, seems marginally useful.
>>705079979
Let me know how it turns out
>>705080211
You will. Our waifus await us in death
Shower time, brb
>>705080211
No no, no weekend. Only sleep. Unless you have other plans in mind~
>>705080435
Will do.
>>705080435
thats a sweet thought
well later
>>705080515
man i wish i could sleep
such a busy weekend..
stressed
>>705080393
Seems like it. I feel like today is going to suck.
>words
>>705080800
Perhaps it's time for you to unwind?
>Need some stress relief~?
>>705081231
that'd be nice honestly
i have friday off so im planning on having a stress free day
>>705080925
Don't be like that... I'm sure it'll get better if you let it.
>>705081378
Vidya time, laters.
>>705081361
You aint about to do something stupid as fuck.
>>705081356
Well I hope you're able to relax plenty before your weekend, you'll probably need it more than I.
>If you need any help relaxing, let me know~
Dongpasu
>>705081677
...Eh?
>>705081620
>mfw I can multitask posting in the thread, changing music and win as Ryze mid
Well. See ya.
>>705081729
NO RENGE NO!
>Boy do I have the story for you
I am the clean rabbit now
>>705081738
I have a crappy car dolly that im going to use to tow a car missing a tire. I have to chain it on and take it on the interstate. I dont think it going to end well.
>>705081911
Does it involve you and the outfit in that image?
>Boy do I have the dong for you
>>705081695
yea, although its supossed to be fun im not really looking forward to a family weekend
>i will
>>705081914
Send proof
>>705079073
Well im always down to talk. Sorry about the late reply im watching stupid shit with some of the guys.
I've been playing league as of late, Im pretty terrible but its fun. Other then that man Not much is up just living the NEET life and starting to hate it.
>>705082019
Sounds terrible... Be careful!
>>705082037
Nope! Sent!
>No donger no!
>>705082044
Eh, I've never been much of one for these family trips, so I feel you there.
Hi again.
>>705078835
cute pois
>>705082037
lewd Renge
>>705082226
cute catte
>>705082044
Family weekends are shitty. I'm so sorry Yuno
>>705082088
Sorry, I got dressed already
>>705082468
Welcome back 'suzuki :^)
>>705082331
yea i dont usually mind them but now we arent even home so i probably dont have internet or anything to calm down after
>>705082485
yea plus we are going to paris
so i have to travel 5 hours by public transport
kill me
>>705082468
Catte? Hello cute boat.
>>705082806
No cell data?
>>705082806
I would just get hammered before going. Then it might not be so bad
>>705082814
Catte, like a doggo but more like a katte
>>705082915
That's a good descriptor for my life
>>705082468
Hello hello Tsuzu, how've you been lately?
>>705082331
The dong knows not right or wrong, only donging
>>705083054
im poor so no
and even if i had im in france so it wouldnt work
>>705083059
kek i dont think thats a good idea
but eh i will give it a shot
>>705082594
How did I not realize this before.
>>705082740
Chen-chan, what happened to your filename?
>>705082814
Very cute catte
>>705082875
Hey Miho, please show me your tanks again.
>this might work better with Yukari
>>705083181
Not bad, distracted as usual, I guess.
I'm kinda slow with some things, it seems.
>>705083181
Pls no
>>705083385
>France
>Turkey
>Japan
/waifu/ is full of closet rich fucks, I swear....wait, you live in yurop. My statement stands though.
>>705080269
fug you
>>705083544
It got cucked.
>>705083385
Look on the bright side, if you get wasted, they might not want to bring you. Thus avoiding the agony of a family trip.
>>705083544
KITTY HATSUZUKI
>gives belly rub
My cat fucking loves when I do this, she's very strange. Most cats generally make me bleed if I try
>>705083715
>belly rub
Whoa, what's next?
I have buttons there.
>those are not my cat nipples
>>705083059
Hmm.. I think i maybe understand. Maybe. Thanks
>>705083544
Tsuzu's hair almost makes cat ears, i suppose.
>>705084218
>Slurp
>>705083575
kek i live in the netherlands so its only a 5 hour train ride
its not that expensive
>>705083715
nah thats not going to happen
i need to stay on their good side
im afraid i will get kicked out
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>>705083985
Head pats of course, kitties love head pats
>>705084218
Exactly, you are catte Shizuru now
>>705084404
Oh. Maybe don't get wasted then. Pot is legal there, toke up. I hear that helps with anxiety
>I'm assuming it's anxiety?
>>705084404
That's not bad at all, actually. That would be super pricey coming from the US though.
>>705083544
Why is the Hatsuzuki so cute? Too bad she's a bote.
>>705083575
That's the right attitude, thanks
This certainly expands dong
>>705083544
Slow in what way? And I feel you on being distracted.
>>705084404
Senpai!
>>705084218
Butts!
>>705083181
Hey renge
>>705078835
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>>Enjoy!
>>705084218
Almost. It's quite universal.
>>705084554
But my hair gets disorderly easily.
>>705084835
Boats aren't people so it's k.
>>705084865
Like taking my time to type or notice some things.
Hell, probably every way. Many things seem to take me longer.
>>705084554
i guess that could maybe work
but idk a waste of money i think
and nah i just have a bad relationship with my parents
my move in wasnt that mutual as you can remember
>>705084664
yea haha i bet
i dont really know how much it is though, but id say its about 150$
the train that is
>>705081828
>not pre-queuing entire albums
>>705084897
Heyo Fran, what's going on? Anything new lately?
>>705085159
I wouldn't really worry about that, no sense in rushing anyway. There's not much so important that it can't wait a minute.
>>705085159
Now I feel bad. The Hatsuzuki is too cute to bully
>>705085388
But a game takes much more than a full album.
>>705085159
I'll give you a brushing afterwards c:
>#BoteLivesMatter
>>705085387
As I recall, it didn't sound very mutual at all. I don't really have any tips I can give in that situation though
>>705085388
What do you use for playing music Homu?
>>705085594
Windows Media Player, I know, it's bad, but it's light and does what I need.
>>705085554
Then queue 2 albums. Or just play that one 4 hour long ambient album.
>>705085472
Not much, just having my dad drop some stuff off for me since my roommate is moving out and the fridge is his
>>705085888
3x 8
n1
>>705084897
whats up man
>>705085594
its fine i wasnt looking for any
talking about it is good enough
>>705085890
He's moving out? He's like a month into school, what happened?
>>705085888
I really like the hair in that one, also checked
>>705085888
Not judging. It does the job just fine, I figured there was something I was missing about iTunes, but I guess not
>>705085988
Maybe not, but having someone who shared a situation with a helpful tip is always nice. Especially if you can't figure out what to do. What reason are you going to France for? Just visiting?
>>705085988
Not much, think I did great on a chem test, and have a calc test today
>>705086051
He is just moving back home and commuting, since he lives super close by
>>705086213
do you learn in calculus that GWD(9+11) = lies?
>>705086426
GWB*
Take away all your shitty waifus.
Here is a top tier waifu, which is mine btw.
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>>705085472
It can get out of hand, though..
>>705085550
W-what gives you these ideas.
>>705085594
Fine, fine, don't get bitten or fleas.
>>705086190
yea thats true, but i can handle it myself. might sound cocky but i am not a fan of getting help with these situations
eh the hotel where we are staying for the family weekend is there
>>705086213
oh thats good.
thats pretty early though, your school has only started about 2 weeks ago
>>705086426
What?
>>705086742
3 weeks
We have 3 10 week semesters a year, and one in summer for make up work
>>705086564
I'm a top tier waifu too :(
>>705086681
Do you have fleas and intend to bite me? :(
>>705086742
Nothing cocky about that. Hopefully the weekend isn't too awful. At least the hotel will have WiFi though right?
>it has WiFi right?
>>705086916
oh guess not
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>>705084865
Why is that the right attitude?!
>>705085387
Add a 0 onto that price and you're more in the right ballpark.
>>705086681
Out of hand how, exactly?
>>705086213
Okay, that's good. I was afraid you'd done something to piss him off, like play mono red.
>>705086916
oh still
thats an early test
my first test is in about 5 weeks
>>705086959
hope so too.
yea looks like it does, but i wasnt sure before
thats good though i need my internet friends to get me through it :>
>>705087012
i meant thats the price for me
but yea thats expensive
no romantic weekends for you
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>>705086985
I'm confused on what you are asking
Oh its a 911 joke
>>705087075
He doesn't play magic
And I would never! I'm insulted you would even say that!
Black the best color
>>705087596
Fuck you mang
>>705086959
Yes and Yes.
>>705087075
I guess it's all about doing too many things at once.
>>705087886
ye
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>>705088084
akira a cute
>>705087944
Get yourself back on the leash
>>705087596
Whatr are internet friends? :^)
>>705087944
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The catte became a doggo
>>705088412
You can't leash my Hatsu doggo, is my doggo
>>705087596
As if I want any.
>Found an old rant from one of my exes while looking through my notes for my sizes
Whelp, I don't know why I skimmed over that, but I feel sleep should be had before I can think about that too much.
>>705079002
Would pet uncontrollably
so homura, I forgot to tell you yesterday but I really liked that song you linked the other day. it was really nice, I loved the sound and the singer was particularly pleasant to listen to.
Cirno claim
Also, does anyone know why a cut on my thumb might take a long time to stop bleeding?
My fucking dog bit me when I was gonna take him outside after he pissed on the floor.
I've had a Band-Aid on it for like 15 minutes, so idk if it's STILL bleeding, but why would it take so long.
>fucker bit me on the knuckle-thing right at the bottom of the thumb
>>705088654
ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ is the only answer i can think of
>>705087886
hey!
i cant help it my country is better
>>705088497
ouch
>>705088520
>notes for my sizes
eh?
you cant sleep though right? arent you working?
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>>705087981
Obviously it was Obama, the fucking Muslim
>>705088782
Nah, it's just a fucking crazy college.
>>705088775
>ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ
A E S T H E T I C T E R M I N A L I T Y ?
...
Anyone know any blood disorders that it might be? Other than Hemophilia or anemia?
>>705086409
I'm very quiet.
>>705086190
iTunes isn't that great either from what I know, it's handy if you buy music from iTunes store I guess.
Winamp is probably the best if you feel like customizing it, great flexibility, functions and it's lightweight.
>>705087944
Just chill out and focus, I suppose. I'm sure you'll be alright.
>>705087886
I always play mono red :^)
I really appreciate what black does but it's probably my least favorite color to play. Izzet is still my favorite color combo, though.
>>705088945
its in my auto complete the wide text and all
>>705089016
>I'm very quiet.
Yeah, no.
>>705088782
Renge said they wished to dong me, and I said only if they buy me some cute outfits. Ima need to review my measurements if I wanna pick something out to see if it'll e good enough.
And nope. I just got home 30 minutes ago.
>>705088945
Might have just hit a main blood vessel is all.
>>705089111
oh ok. I thought u were just trying to be v a p o r w a v e
>>705089191
I'd love to be noisier. I can't.
>>705089193
hmmm... do you know how long it'd normally take to stop then? my mom wants me to call her in about 45 mins if it doesn't stop.
she said I might need a shot.
Do you know what she might be saying? Would it be some kinda coagulant or something? or something else?
Claiming best girl
>>705088084
Catgirl.
>>705088497
That's normal.
>>705089077
Maybe. Probably.
>>705088497
No, your dog has fleas and im taking it away and finding a new home for it.
You could post lewds and keep it.
>>705089339
If it's a main blood vessel, the blood will be a darker color than normal, and it'll either be flowing very quickly, or slowly. Seeing as you got a bandaid on it, it doesn't seem like it's too bad. It'd go get that shot to be safe, ad I'd say if it's still bleeding in another 15 minutes, you'll want to go to the doctors.
>>705088782
I'm just kidding bby :(
>>705089016
I don't know that I've ever used Winamp before. Is it nice? I would love to get rid of iTunes, but Groove is a garbage and Windows Media Player is meh
>>705089533
And now you're a bote. This is okay thouhg, I want to go for a tour in the water :D
>>705089541
It's okay, she's a bote now.
>hands off my puppercattebote
>>705089322
You're really noisy with the person you need attention from, though.
>>705088412
Negative.
>>705089339
Dog bit you? I'd go get it checked.
>>705089077
Golgari for life!
Unless it is esper, then esper
>>705088939
yea i bet
but you said only 3 semesters, thas pretty short
long summer break is good
>>705089193
oh right. well i hope he finds something good then
ah thats nice, goodnight then
>>705089626
sure
>>705089795
im assuming he got vaccinated, that means if he is under 30 years old he is safe
>>705089339
>>705089542
Hmmm. I actually just replaced the Band-Aid. I'm gonna have to see if it's still bleeding in a little bit.
It seemed kinda light colored blood, though, not dark.
>>705089795
Yeah, my dog, though. Not like a strange dog.
itt: cirno dying of ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ
>>705089626
>Grove is garbage
Yes.
>WMP is meh
Yes, but meh is enough for me.
>Winamp
Winamp is great, it might not look very modern but it's feature rich even though it has a very clean interface.
You can customize it a lot and even use it to modify metadata, like the artist tag and that kind of thing in audio files.
>>705089649
Stop pulling shit out of your ass Chen.
>>705090208
>im assuming he got vaccinated, that means if he is under 30 years old he is safe
He's been vaccinated for everything as far as I'm aware. My parents bring him to get shots whenever the vet calls.
He's a nasty little shit. They can never cut his nails at the vet, though, because he bites. Even with tranquilizers.
I never liked this one...
>>705090325
Why so rude?:(
>>705090455
u shuld kil it xd
im 2 years old btw
>>705090259
If it still bleeds, cauterize it yourself!
>>705090455
I think he was talking about you, not the dog.
>>705090208
BRB, killing self
>>705090325
I'll have to check it out later. It looks very different. I assume there's a website that has skins and stuff for it
>>705090325
>>705089626
For video, I use WMP and sometimes VLC
For audio, Foobar2000 is great. It's a bit basic, but pretty customizable, efficient, has a few good plugins like tag encoding fixers, and can be integrated with Rainmeter.
>>705090208
Yeah basically, we do the same amount of stuff faster
You do what it takes
>>705090634
>If it still bleeds, cauterize it yourself!
I'm not gonna even justify this one. I'm not fucking burning my skin.
I'm a pussy bitch, not a masochist.
>I think he was talking about you, not the dog.
Vaccinated for what?
I've gotten MY vaccines and shit.
>>705089626
I am glad you are not racist towards trans-boatcatdogowls.
>>705090325
chen is probably right though. do ho ho.
also >>705088641
>>705090472
It didn't seem like you were wrong either.
>>705091044
holy fuck
muh dick
I'm gonna go do some code. I'll cyall l8r
>>705090899
It won't hurt if you first freeze it!
Is it still bleeding?
>vaccinated
You should be okay on that part then.
>>705090455
>>705090634
yea i was talking about you
i forgot how its called but dogs can give you a nasty disease if you arent vaccined
that sucks though, what breed is it?
>>705090673
same
wanna do it together?
>>705090768
>You do what it takes
hmm?
but thats pretty sweet, its a short suffering
>>705091073
I guess I wasn't.
>>705091779
ty
when nobody responds to my shitposts after a while i want to kill myself
>>705090736
I use WMP and MPC-HC for video.
Foobar is great, I used it to edit .ogg advanced metadata, so I could loop songs that I intended to use as soundtracks in my games.
>>705090673
Yup yup, there's more than one website for skins out there, and you can fool around with the entire UI, changing placement of library, equalizer, current track info. You can add or remove windows, you name it.
>>705090979
Chen is a baka, don't trust him. 'Probably' still gives him a window to be entirely wrong.
>>705088641
Glad you liked it, you might want to check the rest of the album. Psychedelic, stoner vibes and the use of a leitmotif.
>>705091073
What do you know?
>>705091915
By all means, don't let us stop you.
>>705092095
why
>>705092020
I dunno. I'm pretty sure you're needy for attention in any way you might need to be from that person. just seems like the kind of thing you'd do.
I just might do that. thanks for the recommendation.
so you have discord, right homura? I was hoping to get you and yuuko there as well.
Running to the dentist and my phone has low battery. Talk to you all later
>>705092236
dentist. rough. good luck.
>>705092020
>Chen is a baka, don't trust him.
Ah, yeah.
That's why you tought so highly of me.
>>705092229
Ask Kyouko whenever he shows up, gonna be busy now.
>>705092236
later alice
dont die there, i know its hard but try
>>705092351
yeah, I wanted to make sure it was okay with you first though. I'll get your deets from him.
>>705091539
Well they do have a 97 percent job placement rate and are in the top ten engineering schools in America
>>705092538
thats impressive
must've been hard to get in
Soo... is anybody baking?
>>705092603
>hard
>get in
haha im funy
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