evening /b/ we're up late, we're drunk, let's chat~
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evening /b/
we're up late, we're drunk, let's chat~
>>704926261
I'm not drunk
>>704926433
that is lamentable as fuck! but waffles sound good
>>704926261
just fuck off already. get irl friends you faggot
>>704926261
Not drunk yet, but I'm gettin' there. What've you been up to, bro?
>>704926652
I gots 'em, anus-chaser! but I'm up late and bored, more fun to do this than just stare at the wall and eat pepper sauce
>>704926261
I've seen you make these thread a couple of times. Why?
>>704926261
>>704926652
This.
Fuck off with these cringworthy threads faggot.
>>704926720
trying to wash the smell of smokes out of my clothes, I got a weekend gig working at a cigar lounge. Not bad, but I'm smoking a bit more now
>>704926826
for fun!
>>704926261
I was pretty drunk yesterday, gotta wake up early tomorrow so I'm taking it lightly tonight.
I plan on getting drunk and eating nachos on friday tho.
>>704927017
awww man, that is a fine idea.. 'cept for those weird seed chips, blegh! have fun though, buddy
>>704927151
I like you man, you got a weird molester face. What do you wanna talk about?
>>704927151
googled nachos, grabbed one randomly lol.
I recently discovered that one of the local bar makes good damn nachos and got hooked.
Beer + nachos = win
Do you work on day or night shifts? Week only?
>>704927353
Guess it's catch as catch can. Hell, anything! I saw an episode of Mr Robot tonite, thought everyone in it was rocks with faces painted on 'em!
>>704926938
That sounds cool as hell. I wish I had a place like that around here, but I live in a small town out in the middle of nowhere, so I've got jack shit.
>>704926261
Dude, everytime I get on /b/ I see you. Do you drink everyday or something?
I'm on the edge of blackout drunk. Happy, which is rare for me. Hi /b/
>>704926938
I've noticed too that every time you come here you seem to be drunk or drinking. You come to /b/ because you are drunk or do you get drunk because in /b/? Anyway, don't give into peer pressure.
>>704927471
meat + nachos / beer X music(company+weather)= good times!
I am fuckin' terrible at math theory.
work most weekdays at one job, weekends on the other. Sleep schedule's a goddamn mess!
>>704926938
Are you addicted?
>>704927503
I don't watch television, shit dude let's talk about why we're drinking. Like I'm drinking Colt 45, because I'm no longer in control of my life. You?
>>704927783
Not op, but I'm drinking because I got liquor for free and am severely depressed.
>>704927534
it is, crowd of guys were psyched for that cowboys game sunday~
>>704927605
>>704927617
I do this when I drink, but that's been a while since
>>704927610
Find a couch and hug it!
>>704927783
how's about THIS for ya? Works every tiiiime~
>>704927711
>Sleep schedule's a goddamn mess!
I feel ya, been like that for most of my adult life.
I get most of my sleep on free days lol
Did you change apartment or moved with someone? Your background is not the same as I recall.
Nice Hat
Is that a pork pie hat?
I started drinking tonight then got side tracked because my damn Internet is down and i can't play ps4
evening.
>>704927917
Ahahahhahhhahhahahahhahhaha Billy D. Williams is the best type of black person.
And I guess kinda answered my question.
>>704927928
I took a month off to save some scratch, wasn't on the lease in the last place. I am making better money though, wouldn't be bad to find a little tiny place of my own.. gotta find a studio apartment, yeah?
>>704928024
A bowler, worn in honor of St. Curly
music time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEFKZ-7x7xU
>>704928138
Let me borrow that ten bucks, I'm good for it.
>>704928138
>vodka
man vodka tastes like shit to me, almost like rubbing alcohol.
Some friends told me there was good brands of vodka but I don't even do the difference lol
>>704928138
Getting low there my friend..
>>704928127
the double trouble! whatcha been playing on PS4, mm? CERTAINLY A LITTLE NO MANS SKY, AM I RIGHT??
>>704928138
hey friend, I seem to remember that white tower of power there, very nice~
>>704928171
malt licka, does the trick quicka!
>>704928207
>month off to save some scratch
that's cool, wish you the best dude
>>704928363
Overwatch son
Good evening, nickel! Sadly i am not imbibing tonight, though I do have a hand full of nuts.
Op how old are you? You look like you could be 27 or 47
>>704928470
I'm having some jolly rancher vodka, it's quite nice. I always go with vodka if I'm drinking cheaper. Any other liquor is shit if you buy cheap. Vodka is always nice and easy with a chaser.
>>704928387
thanks, friend. Cheers!
>>704928423
Arrrgh, still haven't had a chance to play, looks pretty fun.. now Battleborn, on the other hand.
>>704928470
delish~
>>704928587
tasty nuts! no big deal buddy, we're here to have fun, however we do.
>>704928470
well if it's not taste you are after, I understand lol
Pic related. I have some 15 year old scotch for the weekend though.
>>704926261
I fucking love you dude, i'm always seeing you on here when i feel shitty, and your never ceasing grin always cheers me up a bit
>>704928655
I'm 30, actually. THANKS.
>>704928679
I have the same thing with tequilla, gets the job done hard but DAMN, does it hurt
speakin' of~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H6amDbAwlY
YEAH! love this one
viewed this thread. sobriety sucks
>>704926834
Dumb cunt get off /b/ fucking newfag
>>704928916
then drink in moderation, pussy
>>704928916
Quitter
>>704928902
Jamming to some Manson right now. Considering going over the edge and spiraling into a blackout. i have enough left to do so. Could just go cook some food and chill for the rest of the night.
>>704928824
I had the weirdest deja-vu seeing that back corner, I mighta passed out in a place like yours once! weeeird. Nice year on the scotch though, what is it?
>>704928879
My pleasure, brother! hope your mood gets better.
>>704929092
I would rather the nite end nicely for you than not remember any of it.
>>704926261
Hello OP
I've seen your threads before but I never actually went in them.
When did you start this?
Why do you do this?
>>704929092
just get a nice buzz and cook some good food
>>704929194
That's really nice of you man, I like you a lot. You're a really cool dude. I think I'll just cook something and watch some House for the rest of the night.
>>704926561
I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock
Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
when your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight
But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
burning up to the Crocodile Rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
we really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
>>704929092
Get black out and show us your dick
>>704929266
good buncha years ago, and with most of the threads, I started because I was up late, drunk and on /b/. I like to do it because you'll never know what'll happen
>>704929395
wicked plan! what uh... whatcha cooking anyways? squid in a peanut butter glaze?
>>704929438
SOMEBODY SAY ELTON??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc
>>704929476
It's pretty decent.
>>704929566
Idk man, probably some grilled cheese or I could cook a steak.
>>704929572
Prove it queer
>>704929566
fucking shit I want a smoke
>>704929566
good buncha years ago, and with most of the threads, I started because I was up late, drunk and on /b/. I like to do it because you'll never know what'll happen
>>704929395
wicked plan! what uh... whatcha cooking anyways? squid in a peanut butter glaze?
>>704929438 (You)
SOMEBODY SAY ELTON??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc [Embed]
Uncle Nickle has been around for years! We met a long time back because we have the same hat.
>>704929566
does nicotine keep you up all night
>>704929648
hm.. grilled cheese, although a good steak can only take about 16 minutes with good heat and watch.
Damn, I'm conflicted now
>>704929742
and I can have it inside! haaaaaa.. sorry buddy
>>704929762
what the..
>>704929831
good buncha years ago, and with most of the threads, I started because I was up late, drunk and on /b/. I like to do it because you'll never know what'll happen
>>704929395
wicked plan! what uh... whatcha cooking anyways? squid in a peanut butter glaze?
>>704929438 (You)
SOMEBODY SAY ELTON??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc [Embed]
>>704929831
Are you two related
>>704929831
KEK
>>704929194
Glenlivet. Ever pass out in california?
>>704929875
I think I'll go with the grilled cheese. It's been awhile since I've had one.
>>704929831
that's an eerie resemblance! I used to have smaller glasses like that too.. it's strange.
>>704929839
naw, the job does.
>>704930027
that just might be my Halloween costume, but nobody would get it.
I don't know why my pictures are turning sideways
thoughts on this?
>>704929993
naaah.. not YET, anyways! I plan to pass out in the Oval Office someday~
>>704930009
wise policy! gonna go fine gouda and muenster or american and cheddar?
>>704930099
heh! if they did, I'd be monstrously surpised and delighted~
>>704929993
I have bought myself a 15 years old Glenfiddich.
That thing is so good, it has a nutty and a little of chocolate taste.
>>704930219
Whatever processed shit I have in my fridge.
>>704926261
You're cringy as fuck, man. I bet you look forward to posting this shit.
>>704930027
I cut my beard a while back..
>>704930027
Wait are you real?
>>704930219
>heh! if they did
honestly I've asked one of my friend whos a /b/ tard about you but he hasn't seen any of your thread lol.
>>704930027
>>704930027
Nickel, how are you man? how you been treating life? Ive been good. been unemployed for a few weeks now. Hoping to jump back on the rat race soon
What do you think of 80's movies ? ive been watching a lot of them lately. Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Heathers which is meh, Top Gun, the Lethal Weapons to name a few oh forgot Weird Science and Fast Times, Dat Pool Scene!!!
>>704926261
finally caught this thread while i'm actually drunjk
yuengling anyone? where my east coasters at?
>>704930211
I'll tell ya in an hour, when I'm done reading it.. what's the general idea?
>>704930238
Man, that's the best part of working at the lounge, friendly customers WILL share a nip here and there~
>>704930287
Also good! ooh, and tomato soup for dippin'
>>704930326
>>704930444
I don't know if I'll do the soup but I'm down to dip it in my drink!
Good to to see you again OP.
>watching Rambo drinking budweiser
Cheers
>>704930444
>I'll tell ya in an hour, when I'm done reading it.. what's the general idea?
its gay people doing normal gay stuff
>>704930536
If only i could find that shirt
>>704930318
who wouldn't~?
>>704930326
damn bro, that's uncanny!
>>704930331
as real as sunrises and a can of beer.
>>704930375
how bizarre.. life takes on weird shapes sometimes, eh?
>>704930417
Best of luck, my man! hit up a workforce commission if you have to, they helped me a bunch of years back.
I love that stuff, but mostly sci-fi horror. Big Trouble in Little China's a favorite, Carpenter RULES!
>>704930430
welcome! enjoying suds from america's oldest brewery, eh? good stuff
>>704930545
oh hell yeah! dip it in a bloody mary, what an idea <3
>>704930661
fuckin' badassed, man.
>>704930711
gay folks are fine, fuckers can drink like hell and love a good time!
its supposed to be anonymous you retard
nobody wants to see your fucking face
>>704930931
Grilled cheese so close.
>>704930942
I do, he's cute
>>704930789
>>704930789
It is good indeed OP, only been living on this coast for 2 years now but yuengling has been a favorite (for cheap beer anyway) for a while, just can't find it out west. whatchu up to?
>>704931112
Aw~
>>704931125
Oh you know, just hanging out in a thread.. looking for compliments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ShAosqzI
>>704930942
Go find a trap thread
>>704931315
You're as cute as my grilled cheese right now. easily 8/10
>>704930942
>implying you know his identity
>implying having sunglasses and a hat isn't covering your face
>implying /b/ isn't full of faces of /b/ thread.
Got that grilled cheese
>>704931416
now THAT'S a compliment!
fuck, I'm hammered. MORE MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzzWEeiUf3Y
>>704931315
OP are you 'merican?
Also any of you guys here into world of warships? Nothing more relaxing to me than pounding a few brews and playing some WOWS but several teammates tonight been calling out my obv drunken battleship driving, would love to chill with some fellow drunk anons blasting some japs and whatnot. Didn't realize these gamers were so salty
>>704931725
not just american, I'm a fuckin' Texican!
and I have an older smartphone, not so good at running games. But I totally jump on league o' legends now and then when drinking, love playing fiddlesticks or jax and just going for it
>>704931315
>will you please fuck your asshole with a big black dildo covered with nacho cheese and mountain dew while a Richard Dawkins lecture plays in the background?
>>704931681
Downing that cheese right now! Just took a shot of Jack.
Time stamp? Pls
OP, are you into deep house music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26I1QbRq2kY
What do you think about that?
>>704931894
USA USA USA i have family outside Lubbock
>>704931922
that's a fifty thousand dollar request, put in my palm and I'll do what I can~
>>704931988
alright, still feeling aware though? can't have you collapsing face-first into a sandwich
>>704932136
that is not bad, actually. Good for house-work or doing errands on foot in dallas.. that one's going in the list, love the deep beat
>>704931894
oh god not a texan haha, what city? dude not familiar with league of legends, but I nerd out hard on WWII and naval warfare and whatever so WOWS is my crack basically, my fiance is one ignored convo away from banning it completely
>>704926938
>Camel Turkish Royal
10/10 smokes
>>704932220
I've been mostly listening to deep electronica for months now. I love music without lyrics, it just sets my mind free.
>>704932210
lubbock, eh? Nice part of town, but damn is it out there.. in the peace and quiet, actually
>>704932240
just some popular game bullshit, like playing Starcraft as one of the units while the rest play out the boring parts. And I'm close to Dallas, living-wise. You oughta check out Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, killer podcast.
>>704932378
Thanks very much! one guy at the lounge likes 'em, gotta hide my pack around that asshole
>>704932220
I'm feeling great my man!
>>704932440
absolutely! I got this track from a game on steam about bar-tending in a Blade Runner/anime kinda thing. Pretty cool, but not enough gameplay, its more like a visual novel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6k8mAUfyGU
>>704932521
fuck yeah then! let's have another round, whatcha say?
>>704932240
Dude, relationship is important but no one should be forced to stop playing video games once in a while lol... Idk don't be a mangina
>>704932648
Let's do it! Gotta finish off this vodka!
OP do you like kung fu mvoies?
>>704932648
>game on steam about bar-tending in a Blade Runner/anime kinda thing
yea I saw that game, I'm into cyberpunk stuff as well, but it didn't seem to be too much interesting gameplaywise.
Have you played the Shadowrun game on SNES? If you like that stuff, you should definitely download a ROM and play it on emulator.
>>704932760
Think YOU'VE got stuff to finish off? I got one more after this!!
>>704932914
hell yeah, from Fist of Fury all the way up to Ip Man, it's gotta be a fable of fast fist-fighting and folk heroes!
>>704933001
Just finished my man. Great night!
>>704929689
show me your dick or UR gay
>>704932220
you will do it you neckbeard thunderfoot loving prig.
>>704932982
I feel like such a shit-heel, I had that when I was 8 and totally didn't get it, so I went to a friend and swapped it for Super Punch Out.. Cyberpunk is the shit though, loved it in Deus Ex and System Shock
>>704933078
Ain't it though? wish I could go cook something up, fuckin' starving
>>704933207
Can't cook or literally can't cook at the moment?
>>704933001
Must sees: The Raid 1 and 2, man of tai chi, kung fu killer, flashpoint, story of riki-oh
>>704933001
>>704933001
what do you think about the show Shameless?
>>704933206
I said I'd do what I can! It's the perfect loophole.
>>704933338
Can't at the moment, I'm running this thread! I got pulled chicken meat, torta bread and some BBQ sauce calling to me.
>>704933343
Haha! absolutely, but I'd add Who Am I to that one, it's my favorite Jackie Chan movie!
"You have two choices.. give us the disc and jump off."
"Or number two, we take the disc and THROW you off."
"I like the third choice. I keep the disc and throw you BOTH off."
bad ass.
>>704933207
>Deus Ex and System Shock
probably the two best FPS out there
But yea Shadowrun SNES was kinda hard to beat as a kid, even as an adult. There's not much clue of what you have to do, a lot of try and error.
Btw, you have any suggestions on cyberpunk movies? Blade Runner and Ghost in the shell were pretty dope.
What is the best cheap liquor you can buy, but also won't make you look like complete trash?
>>704933551
jim beam or popov vodka. both will fuck up your shit cause thats wha chaep liquor will do
>>704933366
I hate it. I liked when people being a mess and struggling for a single day of peace in a life of bitter detachment was something we went to TV to escape from, not watch.
>>704933550
shit.. I actually don't know any. I saw Lawnmower Man back in the day, but revisited it recently and.. eeuuh.
ooh! If you haven't seen it, do Brazil and Zero Theorem. Trust me on this one.
>>704933551
Old Grand-dad. Fine whiskey, but fairly cheap.
>>704933545
That sounds delic man
>>704933545
You seem to misunderstand the situation I will haunt your dreams with visions beyond reckoning. You will die and be reborn and experience millions of eons of unending horror if you disobey me.
>>704933834
>Brazil and Zero Theorem
thanks for the tip, I'll check that.
Allright, I'm heading to bed, have a good one folks!
>>704933834
true true. thats what is great about tv/film the chance to escape and enjoy yourself for a min and not worry about drinking, addictions, bills, disease, family issues, mental health etc. its a nice escape mechanism even if for a few hours
>>704933866
It will be, and I think I'ma get to it. Been awesome hangin' with ya, buddy!
>>704934108
You'll enjoy, hopefully.. they're both by the same director, but 20 years apart!
That's gonna do it for tonite, I'm afraid. Have a lovely twilight and take care~
>>704934129
I feel like if we lose that escape completely, entertainment will collapse.
I wish you well, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrYl76Yx6BY
>>704934317
Do you rap to traps? Because I do.
>>704926261
Went for a bike ride in the rain, just came home after midnight and having a warm cup of peppermint snapps hot cocoa.
You may be a meme, but I still like this thread, comfy like my drink.
Someday, i would love to find you and drink with you.
>>704926261
Got passed up for a promotion at work because I completely forgot to update my Resume with a better more presented one showing off what I did for the company. Also been trying to get back in the dating scene but yeh, not working out so well. Drinking some Irish Whiskey, 2 Gingers.
>>704926652
>tfw normalfags have taken over
