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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>698461486

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Kyouko claimed.

Holy fuck.
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>>698472341
oh no
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Well Esdeath is an actual psychopath
or sociopath

probably both
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>>698470112 #
Fair point. You'd do go wild and i would try to understand sometimes lol. If its that bad you can send via messages. I won't pry you

>>698470265 #
Got one of her with a confident smile like
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>>698470323 #
Aw lucky
The middle school i went to was the stereotypical black and hispanic school
>both race at each other's throats
>3 fights everyday
>i got dragged into both somehow
>tried making me into a swag fag
>started to talk like them too
>even got a street name

>>698470584 #
taekwond, judo and some wrestling

>>698470690 #
I just love watching the oylimpic since it technically comes on every 2 years for almost a month. His 19th man. To him, its another medal by now. But to that guy, it means so much. I'd cry too tbh

Oooooohhhhhhhhh i call them the commentators

>>698470709 #
Just very concerned for you dude

>>698471018 #
A lot
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Claiming best girlie!
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>>698472193
>im not dangerous
>"no to be honest im more violent cant wait for collage this year my next 3d obsession i call it the target onec i see her i just know i need her "

Dude.
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Saber claim
>>698471890
Kek
Watching anything good now? Playing any games
>This isn't the only time Esdeath concerned the thread
>Insert Esdeath threatening to kill his own family post here
>>698472098
This
>Thank God you're not close to him at all
>>698472162
>>698472166
This
By all accounts and what Esdeath has confessed to there's no reason he shouldn't be locked up anymore
>>698472193
>Ill fucking show them what crazy is
HOLY SHIT IS IT HAPPENING?
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>>698472388
who is this?
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>>698472341
Roll :o
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>>698472578
roll :o
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>>698472341
oh look its this cutie again :3
roll

can someone give me a summery of all the crazy shit i missed?
i was doing stuff
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>Esdeath is on-the-ceiling-crazy edition
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Calamity-masu'd

>>698472338
Taekwondo and Vovinam. Wanting to get into Wushu and Wing Chun because I want to be the most Asian an Asian can be
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>>698472047
Vanilla i guess? i'll admit it's been a long time since i've had any ice cream.
>>698472341
What a cute claim you have there, does she have a thing for mortars?
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>>698472598
>>698472647
>>698472388
>>698472652
>>698472652
brb gonna shower

roll
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>>698472652
Esdeath has mental problems and unhealthy obsessions for girls.

>>698472679
I love that gif.
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>>698472710
brb and yes
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Iowa claimed

>>698472193
I get not being able to get over her but I don't get how you can stay obsessed to the point of wanting to stalk her again and force her into a relationship. That is fucking insane
>>698472236
Overwhelming concern
>>698472399
scarred for life hits the nail on the head. I'm legit scared for this girl right now
>>698472558
Not watching anything aside from the shit show right now lmfao
>I'm actually not surprised
>what the fuck
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>>698472338 (Smugs)
My middleschool was 80% white
>We had a few mexicans that didn't cause trouble.
>We had a ton of mentally retarded people who did cause trouble though
>This one kid would follow me around all the time if he managed to find me
>He thought I was his friend but honestly I hated him
>I tried to be nice but he was so goddamn annoying and he fucked up a lot of shit for me.
After middle school they made this separate high school for the kids in this program where they were basically lazy and didn't do their work.
>Almost all of the coloured kids went there
>And a few trailer trash white kids
>I went to the nice high school
Penny Claim
>God Help This Thread.
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>>698472277
your waifu is mine
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>>698472818
AP, How goes it!? I haven't spoken to you in a while.
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>>698472729
>>698472652
>>698472598
>>698472578
>>698472341
>>698472388
roll :o
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Been lurking for quite a while now, I'm genuinely terrified
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Check em
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>>698472956
end your life :o
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claim

>>698470361
>>698470787
>>698470891
It was so dumb, it was basically only bout my buddy not being in a university and not on some road to being a doctor
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>so i was always seen as a slow autistic innocent in high school by grade 12 i realize this and use it to my advantage.
>use it to my advantage.
Seriously manipulative sociopath with no self-awareness, but by god is this entertaining.
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>>698472818
Kek cute image
>Yeah she threatened to do that back in June when Shiki and others called him out for being autistic as shot
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>>698472488
Hehe, I do get a bit carried away with it, I admit. But a passion is a passion, and it's better than some others, no?
>Bah fuck it, about to head to work anyways. Enjoy the 2.1 lewd claim.

>Please say someone screen capped all that stuff
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maybe if my fucking mom hugged me i wouldnt have to worry fuck she would touch me she was scared of me when i was a baby i just want female love and you are telling me i cant have it one day ill take it no rape im not like that just a cuddle or kiss

my friends are telling me to stop so no more rants if you have any questions ill answer them calmly
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>>698473158
I still have the old thread up, but i dont screencap shit because im no-... I might make an exception for this. Maybe.. probably not.
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>>698473158
>>Please say someone screen capped all that stuff

>>698473124
> but by god is this entertaining.

I know the feeling.
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Claim
Its been a while, how you guys be
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>>698473061
epic Joel reference bro, your references are out of control.
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My basic understanding of serial killers leads me to believe the following:
>Esdeath had serious mommy issues
>This leads to intense emotion to any woman in order to fill the void
>He cannot understand that others don't feel the same way about him, and are frankly, and justifiably, freaked out by his extreme behavior
>He feels horribly rejected and hatred towards anyone who denies his "love"

It won't be long before he actually murders out of hatred due to rejection, and realizes that he takes massive pleasure from the act

I expect him to be the subject in a documentary in a few years or so
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>>698472729
ok :o
>>698472773
danke
>>698473035
prinz?
>scared hugs
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>>698473515
ok
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>>698473297
My mom abandoned my siblings and I when I was 6.
My dad hated me.
My older brother beat me and my dad would just tell me to shut up.
I was never encouraged.
Stopped doing my school work since grade 4.

Today, I've held a job for 6 years and tripled my starting wage. Have had two actual girlfriends. Know I'm fucked in the head(but not as bad as you)
and.. jesus christ, kid. What happened to you?
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>>698473297
I just need you to understand that a person will not always validate your feelings but you will find a person right for you
>as far as a nutjob goes
But honestly you could be doing worse
>Just accept no as an answer.
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>>698473519
Sachiiiiiii~
Hold me ;w;
>terrified hugs
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>>698473297
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>>698473297
Get help.

Like shut the fuck up, get off of the internet, and seek mental asylum.
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>>698473297
So, about that "squiral", was it hard to catch? Did it pay off?
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>>698473297
>if you have any questions ill answer them calmly

Was the squirrel hard to catch?
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>>698472834
Lucky!
>after middle school, i went to a school with more white people. Parents noticed a drastic change in my talking

>>698473035
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Me too

>>698473158
Totally agreed fam. Thanks4 lewds and someone should be

>>698472709
I wanna capeierua, wing chun, muy tai and krav maga

>>698472818
Please hold me
And from previous thread "what's up", lots and scarred
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>>698473079
Oh, in that case she should calm down a bit, everybody has there own path and choices and unless it's a path that can get someone hurt it should have no effect on others and if he's your buddy it should all be fine.
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>>698473297
come hang out man!
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>>698472341
Kyle I miss you.
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nigger what? try talking coherently if you want advice. i know it's not easy, when you are livid. now take a deep breath and try to express clear ideas if you want help. i'm actually pretty good at this game. so stop being a faggot and talk.
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>>698473687
;-;
>tight hugs
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>>698474154
you know what no he wasn't and i stabbed him in the back after that i took him apart it was all very fucking interesting il let you decide if thats the truth or just getting you to shut up about it
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>>698473297
Gunna put this simply

get off the internet
go outside
and learn how the world works
You win, you lose
get over it

nobody would ever love anyone who acts the way you do
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nothing changed since I've been gone

>>698474305
kyle
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>>698473079
Oh. Yeah that is pretty dumb
>I know a guy who's a doctor.
>a uh... back alley doctor though.
>he actually has a medical degree though.
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>>698474174
Caproeria is an interesting art since it uses dancing, Muy Thai is something I tried. Wasn't really into it, and Krav Maga is basically be brutal and tatical. I think.

I'm going to sleep.
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>>698473297
Come chill out with us buddy we miss you
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>>698472488
True, it's a special time. Another medal but it's just that, another medal. He's rolling in the glory. When starting out, it holds a very hard impact, the happy tears would overflow.

Yeah I was thinking about the news kek.

>>698472818
The whole situation is laughable, but extremely worrying.

>>698473297
>No more rants
But I want my daily dose of kek.
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>>698473297
I would hug and kiss you.
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>>698474386
Knowing you, that sounds like fact.
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>>698474174
Gladly smuggles
>holds

>>698474335
I'm so scared ;w;
>more hugs

>>698474386
Did you just admit to murder
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>>698474407
i mean there isn't as much :o and other emojis anymore
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>>698474407
>nothing changed since I've been gone
So you're still cancerous as before?
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>>698473376
I wanted to save the whole thread, but mobile so fuck me.

>>698473390
Was hoping for responses too, but this'll work. Thanks Anon.

>>698474174
No problem m8, off to work! Bringing me a carne asada burrito and some rice crispie treats today!
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>>698474498
you'd get murdered
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>>698474498
then you would get dismembered and become a 4chan meme
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>>698473297

nigger what? try talking coherently if you want advice. i know it's not easy, when you are livid. now take a deep breath and try to express clear ideas if you want help. i'm actually pretty good at this game. so stop being a faggot and talk
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>>698474473
Night!
I want something with acrobatics and brute force like nightwing

>smug
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>>698472939
Heyo! I've been meanin to chat with ya but I think I've been missing you. It's going alright over here could be better but I'm sure it'll pick up. How about you?
>>698473035
Hey prinz. Terror strikes us all
>>698473132
>autistic as shot
kek that goes well with the sentence. Esdeath truly scares me.
>>698473297
You legit need some help dude. wanting a lover is one thing but doing what you did is another. What in god's name broke you
>>698474174
I gotchu you buddy. tho I need someone to hold me right now this is spooksville. Holding train here we go
>>698474483
It really hurts. My worry levels are off the charts.
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Doll claimed, no longer sleepy edition.
A good read regardless

>>698472818
>>698471018
Welcome Iowa, to enlightenment.

>>698472236
>That face
Kek
Yeah it's annoying but what can you do. That's his main combo so if they took that out there'd be a lot of backlash.
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>>698474386
I don't want o believe this but something tells me it's true. Do the world a favor and turn yourself in if you did
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>>698474593
uh oh :o

I've been too busy starving lol, my city has the highest unemployment rate in the US ;-;
>>698474597
I'm always ready to have a good time :3
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>>698474625
Now why would he do that?
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>>698474407
I thought you switched?
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>>698474475
im ok i have to laugh or cry for a bit ill join soon you probably hate me like all the others

>>698474498
thank you see some one understands devotion

>>698474576
no they keep asking if i killed a squirrel
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>>698474871
that's just me shitposting

I love klonata
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>>698474856
he's insane
like serial killer levels of crazy
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>>698474729
I just thought Iowa you play league on NA right. Add me AngelWare if you want to play sometime
>Autistic as shot
Fuck me you know what I meant
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>>698473297
Would you fuck a corgi?
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>>698475031
If you don't have a facebook nowadays, I think you're weird honestly
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>>698474729
>could be better
What's up my man?

Pretty good over here, comic work has got me busy on my off days. Besides that, nothing has changed.
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>>698474851
"Good time" to you means "cancer" to a majority of us.
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>>698474729
Hey Iowa!
>im terrified can you hold me

>>698474880
Killing a squirrel is still murder tbh fam
You're insane dude. You gotta get yourself checked out dude
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>>698474174
I started changing more in college
>Before college I was an original edgemaster
>I told holocaust/racist/rape/murder/dead baby jokes all the time, not because I thought they were funny, but because the shock value was hilarious
>Now I find those jokes pretty funny and still tell them to this day.
One of my friends is going into college and I'm a reference for him
>Mostly cause his parent's are RIP
I went on a drive with him the other day since he's relatively new
>By new I mean he got his license two weeks ago
>We go on the freeway
>He gets his car up to 60
>The fuckin thing starts shaking
>"Don't worry, she's just scared of being on the highway."
>His car isn't old, its just a bit of a clunky hand me down that wasn't taken care of very well.
>If it goes over 55mph it fucking shakes as if it was in an earthquake
>Last thread shit scares me more than the thought of his car falling apart on the highway.

also I found a new Penny pic, she looks super cute ^^
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>>698474576
;w;
>tighter hugs
>>698474851
;-;
rip klonata
i thought you were going to be kill :o
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>>698474991
I hope you're okay Rocketman
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>>698474483
Mmhmm. No homo though but he has a great smile. It does. Just imagine all the pics he'll take with it and keep it in a display case

That's where i got confused. Hold me. Im scared

>>698474576
Thanks smuggles
>
>>698474609
Take care!.yum and agreed

>>698474729
>
Shinoa needs more hugs

>shinoa
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>>698475031
>waifu fags
>Normies
Pick one.
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>>698475571
oh god, what did I miss? :O
>>698475472
I'm always here for you sachi ;o;
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>>698475149
no my friend

>>698475216
i have therapist im slowly leaking the "bad" stuff but its scary to unmask years of plans you know? like i cant let him know me >>698475472
will you hug me friend my friends say im just yandere kek i still love

we are forgetting see it wasnt that bad you guys still love me right? im not that bad honest
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esdeath please seek help lmao
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>>698474880
I just feel kinda sorry for you.
>>698475033
Insane is a word used to make people stop being who they are and behave the way they want them to.
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>>698475472
;wwwww;
>tightest hugs

>>698475571
Kek'd

>>698475587
You're smuggles I'm huggles
>tight hugs

>>698475737
What the Fuck do you mean you can't let him know. A therapist is there to help you no matter what. I get it You're scared of telling him but for the love of God please tell him/her. Youre gonna kill someone dude!
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>>698475737

Question: Why are you even here?
You're either a terrible human being, and a complete failure
or you desperately want attention and made the entire story up
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shes the best waifu
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Probably should claim.
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>>698475921
Sociopathic manipulative psychotic sympathizer

Allahu Ackbar!
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>>698475042
I'll hit you up if I feel like playing. You'll have to bear with me tho it's been a while lol
>>698475198
Just got frustrated but I'm doing better now. It's no big deal

Sounds you've got alot done! How much do you think you're gonna make before you put it up?
>>698475216
How's it going aside from the terror we've all witnessed
>I got you little buddy
>>698475587
Of course the smug wants more hugs~
>>
>>698475972
nice ass
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>>698475737
Would you watch your tied up waifu get fucked by a corgi?
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>>698476068
why does she wear the eyepatch?
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>>698475921
No, it's a title to describe people who cannot function as humans, or are to dangerous to be trusted
>>
>>698475737
If I wasn't concerned about you that would mean I hate you, but I am genuinely concerned for your mental well being
>That and there's a good chance you'd kill somebody
>Because animal murder is the first step to human murder.
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>>698476207
Because I'm bad at aiming
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>>698476207
Conscious about her other eye being a different color... more or less.
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>>698476209
But it's also used to change people into something else.
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>>698476144
I have a friend who's level 20 who builds crit garen I and can feed Pantheon as malphite it's fine. You ever download WoWS or Warthunder? Same name if you want to add me there
>Hugging because scared
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>>698476144
Just the prologue pages will be released at the edn of August - beginning of September. That's the plan at least.
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>>698476207
why don't you?
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Konata claimed. I'm new here, how does this work?
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>>698475710
>hugs
>>698475737
sure hugs for everyone
>hugs
>>698475841
>hugs
>>698475921
>hugs
>>698475941
>too tight hugs
>>698475954
>hugs
>>698475972
>hugs
>>698476102
>hugs
>>698476144
>hugs
>>698476356
>hugs
>>698476411
>hugs
>>698476437
>hugs
>>698476462
>hugs
>>
>>698476497
Not very well
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>>698475954
i do like the attention but no the story is true why am i a failure i still have time

did you guys save last bread maybe we forget about it i love you guys so much
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>>698476497
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>>698476411
you know what, go for it, go meet Esdeath
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>>698476151
she has the best ass
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>>698476144
P.. Pretty good. Im pretty tired so I'll probably sleep soon but I don't wanna miss this ;w;
>thanks fam

>>698476555
>I'm beyond scared hugs

>>698476603
Oh yes we saved it. We're not forgetting this one
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>>698476607
meat me id love a new friend only got one and he is starting to hang less
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>>698476603
>did you guys save last bread maybe we forget about it
LMAO
>>
>>698476411
I would say its used to change them into
>FUNCTIONING MEMBERS OF SOCIETY NOT PRONE TO VIOLENT CRIME.
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>>698476633
>best ass
i dont know man
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>>698474729
Worry is all we can do, Jesus Christ man.

>>698474735
It's a mixture of laughter, disgust, and concern. Nothing really, at least it's there right. Good point, without that he's worthless, becomes another sniper basically.

>>698475737
>im not that bad honest
If you get some help then maybe not.

>>698475587
Kek, haven't paid attention to that. I'll uh give it a look. Right? Gonna treasure that until the end, he has every mean to do it as well.

My bad heh. Gotcha smuggles.
>
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>>698475941
Always and forever
>tightly hugs

>>698476144
Who doesn't like hugs?
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>>698476555
Why no hugs for me?
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>>698474609
>Was hoping for responses too, but this'll work. >Thanks Anon.

I got you.
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>>698476555
nice trips

*hugs*
>>698476485
I used to wear an eyepatch, but it was those sticky bandage-like eyepatches ;-;
>>698476386
she's cute regardless v_v
>>698476356
aim better ya dingus
>>698476497
klonata roll
>>698476633
>>698476843
post more so I can judge
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>>698476603
>did you guys save last bread
Of course we did, we're not passing up comedy gold.
>>
To whomever is going to meet Esdeath

I never knew ye
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
From the earth we came
to the earth we go
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>>698476603
I cannot forget the horror I read of, it is burned into my mind.
>However I don't think you're COMPLETELY dangerous yet, you can still be saved I think.
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>>698476741
I think you should hang more. From the ceiling that is.
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>>698476603
You're a failure because you don't want to acknowledge the problem, you'll never solve anything if you can't even see what's wrong

if you re-read the story you posted and think it's all perfectly acceptable actions, you can't be helped
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>>698477023
Oh mai
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>>698476843
fuck they all have the best ass
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Late claim. I'm back from lan
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>>698476741
>MEAT ME
It Begins.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLjwSpZ6Cs
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so how is everyone getting a surgery tomorrow my wisdom teeth are comin out so ill be here tomorrow

>>698476868
love you bro

>>698476978
comedy my suffering is comedy come now

>>698476928
please i ask you as a friend delete it dont wan the wrong to people to see it yah know
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>>698477169
Not me.
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>>698476877
>permanent hugs
Don't let go...

>>698477215
Get out while you can
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And I thought Chara was the absolute madman for posting nudes.
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>>698476928
Perfect. Thank you anon.
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>>698476868
No homo like i said lol. Think he'll polish it every day?

Because kotori is my fav idol and i found others that weren't soo you know but the art wasn't as good
>
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Does anyone think this is hot? I do.
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>>698476722
don't worry lil prinz everything will be all right
>hugs
>>698476843
>hugs
>>698476868
>hugs
>>698476922
because hugs
>hugs
>>698476945
>hugs
thanks bb
>>698477215
>your mine hugs
>>698477410
>fuck off hugs
>>698477469
>hugs
anyone else want hugs? :^)
>>
>>698477477
Who is this semen demon?
>>
>>698477578
3DPD. Get the fuck outta here with that "Real" girl bullshit!
>>
>>698477410
Wait you're real?
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>>698477578
Attention whore slutcake seeking attention?

No
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>mfw no one has claimed Dio yet
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>>698476437
But crit garen is so much fun. Why build tank when any kind of AD Garen is super fun. No haven't gotten those up yet but when I do I'll hit you up
>>698476462
Sounds good. Hope everything goes accordingly though I assume there will be a bump in the road somewhere. Been playing anything or has work kept ya away from most things?
>>698476555
Thanks for the hug famalam have one back
>
>>698476722
I'd say sleep but this shit show is too good to pass up! Anything interesting going on?
>>698476868
Aside from the psycho in our mitts what's up with ya?
>>698476877
You got that right. Hugs are great
>
>>698476928
thanks fam. I forgot to save last thread.
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We talking about best ass?
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>>698477466
Get out from where?

>>698477611
>hugs
no i'm not yours
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>>698477611
sachi is the cutest waifu :(
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>>698477469
Atleast he's not a sociopath.

Maybe.
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>>698477777
>>698477777
>>698477777
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>>698477777
well damn

ass it be
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>>698477770
Are you the real Dio shitposter?
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>>698477777
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>>698477777
gg
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>>698477779
>Get out of this meme hell that frozen dominatrix bitch is a serial killer probably holy fuck this motherfucker stole pantsu and might rape somebody.
>>
nolewd
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>>698476945
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>>698477732
Not her as a person. I mostly meant the shaved head.
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>>698477777
WITNISSED
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>>698477770
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>>698477611
I hope so ;w;
>hugs back

>>698477774
I don't think I wanna keep watching dude. I'm so scared lmao
Aaah nothing really interesting. Today's my birthday but it's not that big of a deal.
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>>698477890
I can be
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>>698477774
Thanks just send me a message too so I know it's you when you do.
>That image
Wew
>>698477611
>Hugging back for earlier
>>698477777
Confirmed
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>>698477670
Nope, this is all a simulation.
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i dont know how to feel proud scared sad angry just tell me what to do
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>>698477620
The best IM@S, Makoto.

>>698477774
Crit Garen Best Garen.
>>
>>698477777
FUCK THAT DONT LIE
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>>698477272
>love you bro
>love
Let me just stop you right there, before you try to masturbate to my hand.

>>698477564
Of course kek, the golden rule. He damn well better, take pride in reaching your goals.

I like it, saved.

>>698477611
Thank (You)

>>698477774
Not a whole lot, coming into the night not already tired so there's that. How about you?

>>698477777
We talking about those digits.
>>
>>698478292
did you read >>698477033

Figure it out
>>
>>698478292
be openly honest with your psychiatrist

they can help you
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>>698478292
no matter what anyone says I've always liked you
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>>698478292
seek help
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>>698478292
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>>698478292
>Proud
OF FUCKING WHAT?
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>>698477774
>almost quints

Yeah, Overwatch mainly when I can. You?
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>>698478376
>Let me just stop you right there, before you try to masturbate to my hand.

I kek'd.
>>
>>698478461
>Of being this horrific obsessive pantsu stealing fuck who doesn't understand the concept of another person not wanting to be with him
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>>698476868
I can see that ha.
Yeah they put something in, I'll give em that. Yeah gives him some oomph

>>698475263
That's a real cute image.

>>698475972
Are you claimin all of her or just the butt?

>>698477564
KOTORI ^^^^^
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o boi
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>>698478292
Where's the ashamed option?
Embarassed?

No?

Ok...
>>
>>698478461
>>698478572
He's saying he doesnt know how to feel
He's a sociopathic psychotic autist
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>>698477779
you will be mine one day
>>698477803
i agree :o
>>698477966
>rattle hugs
>>698478025
>Tsundere~chan hugs
>>698478109
>happy birthday hugs
>>698478609
>aussie hugs
>>
>>698476928
Thanks anon

>>698477466
Never
>

>>698477469
Waifu: welcome to the thread

>>698477774
The best man
>

>>698477777
Yes we are

>>698478376
Mhmm. But this is oylimpic goals right here. Beat others world wide to get that

Welcome
>>
>>698478292
You shouldn't feel proud or angry, you should feel nothing, you can get better and you should try to do that instead of shitposting here.
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>>698478592
Thanks ^^
>Penny is the best cause she's super cute.
>Also she's a redhead, redheads are the best.
>>
>>698478592
all of that sexy bod and ass baby
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>>698478738
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>>698478738
mine and sachi's birthdays are coming up :o
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>>698478738
Thanks <3

>>698478794
Thanks~

I'm too scared to go on. I'll see you guys at another time
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>>698477777
o fuck nice quints
>>698478109
It's like a really bad accident. You don't want to keep looking but you can't stop. I actually fear for any girl near esman
Really dude? happy birthday! that's a pretty big deal
>>698478292
Get help.
>>698478343
LMAO right? I don't have too much fun as him unless I got that
>>698478376
Nothing too big. You getting your sleep schedule back together?
>>698478484
A little sad I didn't get quints but no matter. I've been doing some overwatch too but it gets frustrating after a while. Favorite hero? For me it's ol Reinhardt
>>698478794
There's nothin there...
>>
>>698478973
>>698478973
>>698478973
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>>698478679
kys
>>
>>698478937
I main Roadhog usually. Gotta love that hook action.

>Kurisu
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