Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>704906671
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Another thread, another roll for trips.
>>704915136
It was the funniest thing.
After she left, my coolbro in that class, he was like "Dude, nice. She's all over you. I mean, here I am, a marine, physical trainer, basically an Alpha male, and that doesn't mean shit anymore." I fucking keked.
>"Memes are now currency dude. Beta Uprising Now."
Gottem
>>704915469
>>704915641
Pfft, you're fine!
You don't need one anyway, right?
Best attempt of the night. Trips get.
>>704915649
You know what to do.
>>704915741
New Yuno?
>>704915788
Yeh, sure, whatever.
Trips.
As always.
Rolling for trips to stop the lewding of /waifu.
>>704915788
Don't be like that.
111 get.
still here
>Best fox claimu
>>704916358
Ran~sama
>>704916112
>>704916273
I'm gonna go to bed. Have a good night Ruri.
Have a good night thread.
>>704916273
Have you eaten today?
>>704915855
Its Time Brothers. Uprising Now!
>>704916086
We're the lewd police!
>>704916358
Rolling to steal from ...
hey everyone!
>>704916785
No. Stop that.
>>704916811
I dont actually care. I just think the rolling is cancerous.
>>704916967
Aw. Okay...
>>704916849
Hi ^^
>>704916811
No, no steal from me
At least you have consistancy
>>704916601
I'm sorry about the whole roll thingy.
I just really need to see whatever pic Tomoko chose. Once I get it, it'll stop.
Had a steak with lettuce salad for lunch, and for dinner, good ol' nothing. What about you, chef?
>>704916583
Goodnight, Nanas. Sleep well.
>>704916112
Off by one, lad. Hopefully you'll have better luck with your next few posts.
>>704916785
You want an uprising? Let me join you.
>>704916967
An uprising will occur eventually. Maybe not today, but eventually.
Hey all, sup
>>704917244
Ran~
Add me on Discord!
>>704917247
Of course, we need your drill to pierce the heavens!~
>>704917244
You are trying way too hard at the "grass is greener" approach, foxy.
>>704916785
All Posts Matter
>>704917493
Every post counts!~
How're you? ^^
>>704917760
>>704917493
The newfags are rising up.
We must stop them
>>704917253
Holy shit dude. You again! What's up?
>>704917378
What's so good about discord?
>>704917760
An Eli!
>>704917131
You still have no arms
>>704917245
That was a good lunch, still need to have something for dinner. Ive had a wrap and yoghurt for breakfast. Unhealthy for lunch, meat pie in a burger bun.
>>704917247
Then it will be easy to prevent. Cut off the head, the body follows.
>>704917871
You're a newfag aswell Mi Liu
>>704917875
I need to talk to Ran in private. And I know Ran has Discord
>>704917875
Girl i like thinks im a playa playa don't like me no more. drinking the blues.
>>704917875
A Smugga! How goes it?
>>704917871
No One Can Save You.
>>704917493
Why do you want to steal from me anyway?
>>704918054
Why do you "need" to talk to me?
>>704918153
Because I have something to tell you in secret
>>704918153
Tats is gonna rape you.
>>704917879
I'm slowly getting buff, chef
How are you man?
>>704918349
Fuck...
Um No I'm not
>nervous laughter
>>704918425
Stop blogging you fucking newfag
>>704918054
Oh my. I bet it's some elitist stuff
>
>>704918103
Why she gotta think like that?
>>704918128
It is going well. Not sure if I should game or watch galko
>>704918425
Hello statues
>>704918524
[X] doubt
>>704918425
Hey Taiga ^^
>>704918653
Ah, a difficult choice indeed, to vidya, or to watch.
>>704917760
Didn't get to work out, about to go get some sleeping peeelz because I have to get up at 2am.
>>704917879
>follows
Where does it go?
>>704918153
>posts that picture
Ran, don't rub it in my face.
>>704918524
Why are you raeping?
>>704917879
You clearly don't know how a Hydra works, do you? Cut off one head, two grow back. The only thing you'd do is delay the inevitable.
>>704917247
>Pic related.
>>704918653
>>704918716
Hello to you two and I fucked up.
>>704918426
Megumeme
>>704918881
>cut one head off, two grow back
Wouldn't that accelerate the inevitable?
>>704918881
Second reply meant for >>704917460.
Simon
>>704918653
Yeah some umm... Real elitist stuff.
>>704918698
Its not rape if they like it :^)
>>704918869
I'm not!
>>704918881
Then cauterise the neck after cutting them off
>>704918653
idk honestly maybe girls in anons class think i'm just made of spaghetti bags or something.. they think i'm cute and talk about me..
>i just really want yous
anyway im out got to get up early night friendo~
>>704918252
is it really important?
>>704918869
I don't know what you're talking about...
ask a guy who just spend 6 hours posting in /pol/ anything.
>>704919144
Why did you come here?
>>704919107
REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY important.
>>704919007
Discount Megumeme*
>>704919060
I don't know how to respond to that
So I'll politely nod and agree
>>704919204
because i'm a faggot?
>>704919204
CHINESE CARTOON
>>704919060
Lol is that hercules and the leviathan?
ancient aliens rules
last post night waifu
>>704918869
>Get up at two am
I couldn't do it, sounds like hell.
>>704918969
Kek. No problem ^^
Was it a fun vacation?
>>704919055
With your drill, and my gun, we'll take over the world!
>
>>704918425
Where was this taken? if you don't mind me asking.
>>704919107
M-mine's bigger
>>704918716
See what I mean?
The galko shows are about 6min long each
>>704918969
I saw lol
>>704919060
I knew it! Lol
>>704919105
Wow lol okay. Goodnight dude
>>704919144
How was /pol/?
>>704918881
Torch the wound?
>>704919555
OH BABY A TRIPLE OH YEAH
>>704919592
Yeah um some very elitist stuff
Photobomb! city of love!
>>704919592
Hm, depends how many, you might be able to do both, but not at the same time probably. Unless you had two monitors.
>With two monitors, the possibilities are ENDLESS.
>die in vidya/pause it for a sec
>Watch animu
>>704919238
Oh so it can wait
>>704919491
>150 lemons worth of vitamin C
That's a lot of lemon
Claiming Felix
>>704919031
Shouldn't that work both ways? If not, then I clearly can't do math or mythology this evening.
>>704919060
>>704919596
It'd be most effective if you did that with the first head.
>>704919447
First, you're going to need to get your gun fixed. Second, you fail to remember the destructive powers of the Lagann.
>>704920012
shouldn't you be in bed, mister?
>>704919913
oh yeah my man
>>704920145
Hydras have like nine heads
>>704919946
It can't wait
>>704920341
Yeah, but the nyquil I took isn't working yet
>>704920341
...you suppose?
>>704919592
>How was /pol
my blood pressure is pretty high now
>>704919913
I saw it the first time
BAD
>>704919943
The galko show is 12 eps. So I'll be done in an hour or so
>two monitors
>crappy laptop
;_;
>>704920530
They pissed you off that bad?
>Day-walker
>>704920512
ah. feeling sick? or just using it to help sleep?
>>704920530
I suppose you're going the right way for a smack.
>>704920145
I think you could not cut off the heads and delay the inevitable.
>>704919946
Yeah, see!
>>704920145
>mfw gonna get carried by a giant robot
Perfect.
>>704920690
RIP you.
>I just connect to my TV.
>>704920750
The shilling is real there
>>704920755
...I supposed?
>>704920418
Eh, i probably don't care
>>704920932
lemons are nice and all, but milk is much better
>>704921070
You would care though! It's about you, actually.
QOTT: what would you call a perfect home?
A 2 story home with a home gym, library and a nice area with dramatic seasonal changes
>>704921070
WEW
E
W
>>704921195
oh calm down nerd! i have a soft spot in my heart non sexualized lolicon
>>704921239
Somewhere I belong
>>704921239
Any home with Laura and Ran in it
>>704921239
4 Walls
Roof
Electricity
Water
Heating & Cooling
>>704921346
ah. well I hope you feel better, felix.
>>704921382
well that's good. sexualizing the betty would be criminal. she's too pure for such things.
>>704921238
Give me a hint
>>704921239
Anything as long as i have someone to share it with
>>704921265
That's not lewd
>>704921239
Somewhere cozy in the back country with sweet back roads all to myself. Other than that it's just good internet and a battle station with someone cute to share it with
>>704921239
Two story home in a generally warm area with some snow in the winter. Home has a nice kitchen, home gym, a pool, and a game room with some retro shit yo.
>Gr8 internet connection is a must
>Gotta have enough room on the property to pew my guns.
A place where I can be cozy.
>>704921559
Yeah I do too
Hate being sick
I'm just gonna listen to music and shut my eyes and hope I pass out soon
Night /waifu/
>>704921070
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TITTY MONSTER
>>704921070
>filename
JUST
>>704921717
sleep well. feel better.
>>704921477
You don't deserve her as waifu
>>704920976
What's a t.v.?
;_;
>>704921069
Rip you
>>704921409
Not okay
>>704921717
Night
>>704918426
Im waiting to leave work.
>>704918881
Burn the stump.
>>704918869
Downtown
>>704920932
>>704920418
Again, I cannot seem to math or myth this evening.
>>704920976
You should still get your gun fixed though.
>You can never ever be too sure.
>>704921239
This >>704921712 but with more snow, and change the pool into a hot tub.
>Also minus the guns part.
Quick thread before school
Whats up people
>>704921744
Did I upset the Suika?
>>704921687
You and I both, Mavis?
What's happening over /pol/?
>>704922033
Exactly what I am :^)
>>704922034
You have any leftover food I can borrow?
>>704921717
Goodnight.
>>704921804
>>704922229
the usual
>>704921650
It's kinda lewd. More suggestive though, then again what Ran art isn't?>>704921744
Kek Suika jealous
>>704922034
Hey it's the Rory
>>704922033
FLAT SCREEN NIGGA!
>No tv?
>Feelsbadman
>>704922143
I mean, I did get it fixed, in the L85A2 version.
>minus the guns part
What're you some kinda pleb?
>kidding
>>704922229
Just chillin after my night class. I had fun ^^
>>704922301
!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIAW5Qw9a-s
Wait why does this exist
>>704922616
autism.
>>704922229
morning
>>704922350
Oh you're not usually awake at this time
Right?
You okay?
>>704922413
Oh that's nice
You gotta get up early tomorrow? Or you going to make it late?
>>704922687
Still awake?
What's up?
>>704921239
A 2 storey place on a large property, but still within great internet. 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 2 car garage, large shed for riding gear and big toys. A large aviary and a place for the dogs to roam free. A good 3 extra rooms for storage and gaming of various methods. Large kitchen woth a walk in fridge.
>>704922283
Maybe. Ill check the fridge at home.
>>704922389
Hey its the former old man pleaser :^)
>>704922790
You smug sonuvabitch how've you been?
>>704922691
yeah just cant sleep
>>704922691
I gotta get up early tomorrow but I can wait till midnight to hit the hay. ^^
>>704922770
just chilling down because I tortured myself with some cs for unknown reasons
>>704922921
Oh that sucks
Too cold or something else?
>>704923007
you are bakas squared
>>704923011
If you say so
I always regret doing so the next morning
Now for example
>>704923013
Haha you idiot
Perhaps listen to some calming music?
That might make a difference
>>704922389
Eh, there's not too much suggestive art for Ran, she tends to wear a pretty covering dress, afterall
>>704923191
I'll be fine as long as I have 6 hours ^^
>This isn't the first time I've done this.
>>704923022
its a little cold yeah. just not feeling like i can
>>704923191
yeah I listened to some piano worked just fine.
>>704922283
My friend
>>704922413
Last time I watched a t.v. was only for oylimpic. A FLAT SCREEN?! HOW MANY INCHES
I've been laying down for almost an hour with the lights off and no noise but I cannot sleep.
Any suggestions?
>>704922413
I wouldn't be the guy who owns at least ten guns. Just saying.
>>704923656
very soft music?
>>704922790
Thanks, much appreciated
>>704923607
Since when? :^)
>lil' smug
>>704923656
Obligatory fap
>>704923656
Glass of water or blink continuously for a minute
>shinoa
>>704923301
Yea I assumed that, everyone has short nights. But I can't run a week on 6 hours a day
Not that I should lecture you or anything my sleep schedule is fucking aids
>>704923576
Oh that sucks
I know the feeling, happened to me on Monday
I'm sure you'll survive a day without sleep
>>704923597
Oh, I forgot you actually do listen to calming music sometimes
Good to hear it worked
Still feeling a bit sick or is it all over now?
>>704923607
19 inches. Not super big, but it fits on my desk and looks nice.
>>704923749
I already own 2. Guns are my favourite ^^
ANYWAY I'm actually gonna hit the hay, I'm pretty tired ^^
>>704923656
i cant sleep without a little noise do you normally have something?
>>704923845
well yeah i dont do anything
>>704923845
Kek. Well I'm pretty tired, night Yuno ^^
>Eru
>>704923759
I guess that would work.
>>704923750
Nah, even "white noise" keeps me awake. Music would do the same.
>>704923845
for now I'm good. I just hope that tomorrow I'll be able to eat something before dinner
>>704923895
Noise keeps me awake.
>>704923777
Worth a shot.
>>704923989
ah, yeah then try the fap. I usually try to kind of just kickstart a dream or something. focus on something and just let your brain melt slowly away until you drift off.
>>704923607
My parents have 2 massive LED flat screens. USB inputs, net capability. Stupidly expensive.
>>704923759
Not a problem.
>>704922892
Been fine. Doctor confirmed no cancer yesterday. Still 2 large strictures in my intestines though. Hoping to melt them with medication.
>>704923656
I suggest getting up a second
Drinking some tea or warm milk while sitting on the couch or a chair
Then go back to bed, should be better then
>>704923895
I didn't really mean it like that, sounds like I'm an asshole
You gotta be fit for those games man
>>704923959
Good night man
>>704924052
Yea I hope so too, but if you're feeling good right now and dinner didn't cause any stomach problems I'm sure you'll be fine
>>704924265
If I drink all this I'll end up waking up later just to go to the bathroom. Thanks tho.
>>704924120
I can't do that, my mind has to be blank for the most part.
>>704923759
When we started to talk in thread :^(
>lil ship
>>704923881
BETTER THAN WHAT I HAVE
>>704924106
My trips say so lol
>>704924122
WHY
>>704924449
rough. well that's all my ideas, sorry. goodluck.
>>704923286
That's a suprise to me considering Ran is so well endowed
>>704924122
That sounds miserable.
>Can't tell if smug or actually happy
>>704924449
Drinking doesn't really have to be done but it helps
You just need to get up for a sec, trust me it really makes a difference
Hope youll catch the zz's soon
>>704924265
It's been like this for about 3 days but yeah I hope it will be fine
>>704924629
When you're with smug crew, it's always smug
>Smug
>>704924577
Thanks tho.
>>704924527
Swing and a miss.
Well gonna try and sleep. Goodnight v2.0
Short thread but it was fun
Going to school now
Everyone goodnight and later
mine
>>704924759
sure. goodnight, good luck.
>>704924772
take care.
>>704924106
sorry just spitballing. hope it comes to you
>>704924265
i know you didnt. not really thats how everyone is able to play them
>>704924772
bye
>>704924772
have a good day
>akame
