Waifu claiming thread.
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>>704746329
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
NEPU! Yo.
>>704763534
Aha... Fair enough.
>>704763765
Hmm? Like what?
>>704763913
If I get more than 5 I feel like ass.
>>704763947
I'll forget by this weekend, happy birthday in advance, Shino
>>704764095
Hello Neptune
To be sick, or not to be sick, that is the question.
>Because I really hate seasonal allergies.
>>704763947
Sounds fun. Who's your team?
Suika claimu
>>704764222
>checked
I don't really know. I'm just peddling around on World of Warcraft right now
>>704764260
I opt for the getting sick option usually. I tend to feel better afterwards
>>704764347
Nebraska Cornhuskers. I prefer college football over NFL.
>>704764256
Thank you.
>it's shiro >:(
>>704764260
>>Because I really hate seasonal allergies.
Shouldn't everyone?
Unless you're a masochist.
>>704764256
Heyo Alice, how you doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQSIclXgdR0
black hulk jogging
>>704764475
Hello. Our conversation was cut short previously, and I don't remember what we were talking about.
>>704764638
No please.
>>704763534(Suiki)
Are the characters also the same? I never found a chart for it in the katakana section
>>704764769
black hulk jogging?
>>704764455
Sorry, I misread the R for an N I guess.
>>704764514
Still kind of sleepy, how are you doing?
>>704764638
That's a creepy video. Never again watching one of those
>>704764256
Wew. Some people function well with only five or less hours I guess. Kek.
>>704764455
Oh, happy early birthday Shiro ^^
>>704764893
No.
>>704764915
Thank you.
>>704764894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbNUij_5JKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGcMQ9_g8E
It's an acquired taste
>>704765096
yes
>>704764260
Fall would be great if my allergies didn't get so bad
>>704764894
Meh, I could be better, just chatted with the girl I have a crush for about which is most fucked in the head, so that's that.
>>704764769
Sorry about that, something came up, kept me busy for a bit. Feeling really tired, even though I got more sleep than usual last night.
>>704764455
Ha! Small world! I grew up in Millard, just west of Omaha. This really makes me want a Runza.
>>704764865
No, characters are totally different. Still simple, but different.
>>704764359
Unless trying to get better results in one sleeping in the entire day and barely eating anything despite being half-awake doing so, then I'd rather not be as sick as I am.
>>704764475
Since when did you think I was a masochist?
>>704764915
It's more like a case of, learned to live with 5
>>704765198
Nope
>>704765284
Oh yeah? Who ended up winning that discussion?
https://youtu.be/dr0ebtzSeWM
Cirno claim
>>704765666
STRONGET
>>704765666
?
>>704765198
Speaking of acquired tastes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lwI--StmQI
And also. No.
>>704765315
It's fine.
>>704765350
Ah, Millard. I've never really been, but I've heard it's nice. I was born in Texas, but have grown up in Omaha except for about the six months I was first alive in Texas.
I'm going to Omaha North High currently, I like it.
Runza is pretty damn good. I haven't been there in a while. You a fan of the Huskers?
>>704765400
She's a psychopath and I'm a sociopath. I was bored and there was nothing better to do.
>>704765679
Your image is 999 pixels tall and 999 pixels wide.... perfect.
>>704765252
The leaves haven't even fallen yet where I live.
yuuko are you here?
>>704766002
He went to sleep I believe.
>>704765350
I haven't found the chart for it yet, and I guess it'll be pretty simple with the stroke orders.
>>704765826
Y-you named your youtube after your /waifu/ persona?
>>704765826
I was a fan back in the Osborn days, so everything has been downhill since then, especially after they hired (then fired) Callahan. I was hoping Pellini would whip things back into shape but he didn't turn out so well.
>>704766100
Yeah, they're generally even simpler than hiragana.
>>704766073
a shame. I have something for him. tomorrow then.
>>704766073
lol that pic is awesome
>>704766196
is it what I think it is?
>>704766165
>not crafting a whole identity after your persona here
>>704765096
You're welcome ^^
>>704765400
Kek.
>Learned to live with five
That would prolly be hell for me.
>>704766178
Have you found a good way to read and recognize the alphabet? Would it be left to right?
>>704766165
I did.
>persona
I love her though.
>>704766178
I wasn't even born in the Osborne era.
Pellini was okay, but we'd always get smashed in match-ups that'd really matter. Wisconsin games were always a nightmare. I like Mike, he's impressed me even if he's been here for a short amount of time.
I take it you're not too into the team anymore?
>>704766352
Indeed.
>>704766361
it might be.
>>704766623
>it might be I suppose
>>704765378
I had great difficult deciphering what you said. Maybe you should try eating some soup or drinking some hot broth
>>704765893
Sounds like you two would have a bit of difficult getting along. Or maybe it would havce the reverse effect. Good luck to you either way
>>704766580
It takes a little bit, but after a while you won't be able to sleep 8 hours like other people anymore.
I tend to just feel restless for the rest of the day if I do
>Just had a Klondike bar for the first time
Holy shit why did no one ever tell me these where so good
>>704766937
>What would you do for a Klondike bar?
>>704766623
You possibly glorious faggot
>I had one job
>>704766888
>Dem gets
Wew. Makes sense though. A person can become accustomed to a number of things, the body simply learns to adapt.
>>704766937
Klondike Bars are delicious bro.
Drumsticks are good too, ice cream in general is gr8.
>Strawberry ice cream best ice cream.
>>704766937
Klondike bars are pretty bleh.
>>704766827
I'm not trying to roleplay her geez
>>704767109
we'll see what he thinks of what I managed to get.
>you're adorable.
>>704766073
>pic
Japanese is read, traditionally, top to bottom, then right to left. It's often written left to right, top to bottom, though.
>>704766607
Had trouble following college ball in Japan when I lived there. Just getting back into it (and here I am in Japan again).
>>704767114
>Messed around, got a double triple
Yup, whether it's healthy or not is another matter.
>>704767001
I don't know, probably pay for one and that's as far as I'd go.
>>704767114
Drumsticks are pretty damn good, especially the ones with caramel in the middle.Strawberry is good, but vanilla is better IMO
>>704767330
I don't understand how someone who likes chocolate and likes ice cream couldn't like a Klondike bar
>>704767505
So where do you regularly live if I may ask?
>>704767694
I don't want my ice cream with a crunchy outside.
>>704766888
We get along pretty good actually. What about you? Is there any girl out there?
>>704767792
Why not?It's just a thin layer of tasty chocolate, its not like you have to chew through it.
>>704767792
I lived in Japan for four years. Last year, I moved to SoCal. I'm currently in Japan for work.
>>704767792
I hate the crunchy outside, too.
>>704767683
Homeostasis is a magical thing.
>>704767694
>Caramel in the middle
>mmmmm
Vanilla is definitely #2 on my list.
>>704766888
I said that sleeping in the entire day and barely eating anything hasn't helped.
I happen to be missing at least two (You)'s.
>>704767998
Because I want my ice cream to be creamy, not crunchy.
>>704768022
Ah.
>>704767927
Nope, I've given up on 3D girls. I now intend to become a wizard. Though nothing ever goes according to plan in my life so I'll just end up where I end up
>>704768160
I don't know what that means. Google didn't really help either
>>704768256
Drink some hot broth or some soup for sure then. You'll feel a little better afterwards probably. Don't quote me on that though
Warframe servers are down. Now what?
>>704768461
Homeostasis: The body's ability to maintain a proper balance and keep itself healthy.
IE: When you get sick and you heat up, your body is using heat to slaughter the illness. Or when you're hungry, your body sends out a signal that says "Hey asshole, eat something."
>>704768537
Suffering.
>
>>704767927
Cute pic
>>704768022
>Japan
>California
Two of the worst places to live tbh
>>704768160
I like vanilla because you can just use it for whatever.
>>704768313
So do you not want cookie dough or chocolate chips or anything in it?
Also, to be semantic, the ice cream is still creamy its just the chocolate surrounding that is crunchy.
>>704768461
Just look up "homeo" and "stasis" and use your word science skills.
>>704768537
Play a better game
:^)
>>704768664
Yeah pretty much. Not like I wanted to farm oxium anyway.
Whatever.
>>704768723
Dohohoho.
Very funny guy.
Shouldn't you be in bed for school tomorrow?
>>704768664
I see. I don't really do biology
>>704768723
Those are two unrelated things to what it apparently means
>>704768723
It's just a shit. I like cookies and cream, but I don't like Klondike bars.
>>704768723
Cute pic.
>>704768461
I want you to teach me some spells, I would love to learn something to be an even better cook!
>>704768723
True, but Strawberry is my ultimate flavour.
>Can't make strawberry without vanilla though.
>>704768736
Its not like I wanted to rush through all the planets to do the junctions.
>ITS NOT LIKE I WANTED TO FLASH BANG AND THOSE SPECTRES AND GUT THEM.
Damn it.
>>704768967
I do lots of biology stuff, its interesting.
>>704768723
Living in Japan was amazing. It feels more like home than the US, especially California.
Of course, actually having a career there would be different.
>Suika
What up people? How's your night going?
>>704768461
I'm going to go ahead and do that right now. Brb.
>14 hours of sleep
I needed that. I needed that a lot.
>>704768845
I'm an adult, I don't go to school
Shouldn't YOU be in bed for school tomorrow?
:::::^^^^^)))))
>>704768967
Context clues
>>704769030
I mean, everyone gets an opinion.
>>704769079
Cute pic
>>704769218
Strawberry is pretty good, but I can't stand too much of it, its too strong.
>>704769280
Ya fuggin weeb
>>704769303
Hello mask
>>704769476
Good job, sleep is the most important resource for the human body you know.
>>704769079
I still have 8 1/2 years to go before becoming a Wizard. I can't teach spells yet. Sorry.
>I can help you cook better though
>>704769218
I failed high school introductory biology. I hate biology.
>>704769303
>Mass effect waifu?
>>704769468
Hope it works out for you.
>>704769476
Far too much
>>704769303
My night's going fine but going to sleep soon.
>>704769476
Do ya feel gud? I feel cozy.
>Boop
How's it going?
>>704769580
I love it, especially with strawberry chunks ^^
>>704769610
I hate microbiology, but I love macrobiology ^^
>>704769218
Eh, oh well. They'll probably be back up in a little while. No big deal. Which junction are you working on?
>>704769610
Yes
>>704769580
Is the kitty girl your waifu or the blonde
>>704769612
Aww well goodnight friend
>>704769782
Forgot pic
>>704769476
Nappy waifu.
>>704769303
Alien burka waifu.
>>704769580
Cute pic.
>>704769610
What do I do when the water catches fire? I wanna make soup but I keep burning down the fabric of reality.
>>704769723
I hate actual strawberries tbh
>>704769782
>>704769841
Galil is a fox not a cat
>>704769731
Probably. I just did the Jupiter one I think, gonna do Saturn next, gotta get in that shit. I wanna do all of them. Also the Boltor is a REALLY good rifle.
>>704769983
Oh really? Hm, I love strawberries. I got a lil bush growing in the family garden and they're so good fresh
>>704769580
With the small amount I've been getting every night for the last 2 weeks, and nothing to do today, it was a welcome surprise.
>>704769610
Nuh uh!
>>704769723
Yep! How cozy?
>Beep
Pretty good. About to go out and pick my nephew up, then I'ma stop by the auto store, get a bunch of fuses, and replace all of the fuses in my car with new ones.
>>704769982
Neppy waifu.
>I shall return momentarily!
>>704769983
Ah i see
>>704769982
It adds to the mystery but come on with that voice and body the face has to be hot
>>704770157
It's alright. I used it myself for a while, then I got the Soma Prime. Totally recommend working toward getting Soma Prime. Totally.
>>704769723
What is it about micro you don't like?
>>704769982
When that happens, you stop trying. You are an endangerment to reality and the Dimensional Watchers will come after you
>>704770217
We were acrtually having a discussion about sleep patterns earlier
>>704770333
>trips
>what is butter face
>>704770437
Trips are of truth m8
>>704770437
>butter face
"Everything is nice, but her face.
>>704769982
Cute pic
>>704770157
It's weird, I love strawberry flavored stuff but I cant stand real strawberries
>>704770217
That's bad for you, even not drinking water for a week is better for you than not sleeping enough.
>>704770333
Your waifu is from Mass Effect right?
>>704770217
Sounds pretty good. I'm real cozy, I'm wrapped in a big blanket and sitting in my big ol computer chair.
>Its nice.
>>704770400
Gonna get Soma Prime at some point, until then, Boltor is my go to, mostly because of that knockback/pin power.
>>704770437
Its SO tedious and dull. Its just not as interesting to me as organs and muscles n shit.
>>704770660
All forms of strawberry are important to me. I think I learned to like them because one of my old friends use to bring them all the time and I'd eat them and tell her they were great because I had a huge crush on her and she was really nice to me. I learned to like them, when previously I didn't really care for them.
>>704770660
You are correct sir
>>704770659
Nice explanation of something everyone knew
>>704770659
I'm saying there is a possibility of butter face, I know what it is.
>>704770801
If anything, I would have found micro to be much more interesting than macro. We never touched upon it though so I don't know if I would even like it
>>704770333
Not necessarily, it's an alien from outer space woooooh spooooopyy but, you're the one with the trips here.
>>704770660
Cute pic. Do you like this outfit?
>>704770437
Cool, I could invite them for some tea and then hold them hostage and ask for an interdimensional ransom.
thread needs more kumin
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYmKm4wvStU
>>704770994
Qt waifu tbh
>>704770994
They're gaseous entities, I'm not so sure that would work well
>>704771037
Post more then
>>704771049
Good night Shiro
>>704770801
Good luck. I think I'm gonna go to sleep. Pretty sure I have a fever.
Have a good night.
>>704770801
Aww, that's so cute
>>704770808
I never got around to getting ME before my PC died, the guns in it were pretty neat though, shaving off tiny pieces of metal and launching them is cool as hell
>>704770994
Cute pic.Not particularly, its nice but it doesn't stand out.
>>704771037
True
>>704771049
Good night
>>704771267
Agreed the tech in the game was pretty sweet. That balck widow sniper rifle was the best tho. Blow enemies heads clean off.
>>704771111
Nigga, calm the fuck down with the digits, god damn.
>>704771083
Qt 3.14
>>704771267
Cute pic, what "an e mu" is that?
>>704771370
Nap nap naps.
>>704770976
I just don't like it because there's so much bs that goes into it.
>>704771242
Alright, sleep tight, don't let the Grineer bite.
>>704771267
Yeah, she was really sweet and she use to pat me on the head and we'd talk about books and vidya and stuff. She even thought I was a good writer.
>>704771548
>A local tortoise has gone mad.
>>704771516
It happens sometimes. I just post when I'm tired of waiting for other people to list in the same reply.
>>704771548
I guess there would be. But the same could be said for macro, I'm sure there's tons of retarded stuff rewquired for that too
>>704771341
Hello Avtomatat Kalashnikova
>>704771370
Why does your waifu have such cute gifs?
>>704771394
Yeah, didn't ME2 nerf them hard though?
>>704771516
Upotte, it's a little weird and you might not like it though.It has a very specific audience.
>>704771548
So what ever happened with her?
>>704771798
Me 2 was where you could do that. Me1 you couldnt
>>704771798
And what's the target audience?
Cute gun.
>>704771798
hi galil
>>704772278
adorable.
>>704771686
KICK ITS ASS! SKIN IT AND WEAR IT AS CLOTHING!
>Beat it to death with a club.
>Blood for the blood god.
>>704771707
Yeah, but Macro is a bit easier to understand for me, I guess I like it cause I can see it without a microscope, and plus it made me understand things I was curious about, it just answered a lot of questions.
>>704771798
Well, during my junior year, her senior. I went to prom with her as a friend, cause my other friend was gonna take her as a date (neither of them really knew I liked her so I don't hold it against him) and we danced and hung out and we got alone, and she talked about some deep shit, and she kissed me. We made out for a bit and then she kinda panicked and left, and after that it got awkward, after she graduated she disappeared from my life. But she's okay, she's pretty happy I think, that's what my friend tells me, they're together now. I'm glad she's happy but I have no idea how I could get back into contact with her without bringing that up or things being awkward, we never really talked about that night.
>>704772278
Hello Hanako
>>704772363
Makes sense.
>>704771798
She gets so much beauty sleep
>>704772363
Oops, lemme correct that, my other friend got REALLY sick.>>704771798
Ok im going to sleep. Let me just say you guys are probably the best people on /b/ and goodnight.
>>704772363
>TONIGHT WE DINE ON TURTLE SOUP
>>704771948
Ah, I like your waifus mask though its cool
>I really like masks in general though
>>704772119
People who really like guns.You see, Galil (and all the other characters) are human guns.
>>704772139
How's it going Akame?
>>704772363
That's kind of sad, you should talk to her though it could end up very good for you.
>>704772487
More like qt sleep
So, Aeris, Sage, Esther, and Alana keep getting their asses whooped by Familiars in FF3. Ripperoni
>>704772445
Yeah, its really interesting ^^
>>704772648
Sleep tight, don't let the space bugs bite.
>>704772679
At some point I had like, 6 people, and 3 or 4 of them were hunters, and we had SO much food. It was horrific.
>>704772728
It could, I wanna be friends with her again, plus I don't wanna damage their relationship, I might talk my friend into getting me into a conversation with her, we'll talk it out and stuff.
>>704773026
It reminds me of Oregon Trail, where you singlehandedly massacre the buffalo of the Great Plains with a flintlock rifle.
I think I'll go watch some anime, do you guys think you could recommend me some, please? Thank you!
>>704773234
>inb4 Boku no Pico
>>704772728
good point
>>704773234
>>704773370
ぼく の ぴこ :^)
>>704773195
Yea boi.
>Except we used miniguns and assault rifles.
>>704773234
Upotte, its good and I can get you a batch link ^^
>>704773234
>>704773370
Boku no pico
You are all pedos.
>>704773677
lolis are for cuddles and cute.
>>704773026
You should go for it man, you can do it
>>704773195
That sounds pretty fun, massacre is always good.
>>704773234
I don't really watch anime, so I don't know. If you haven't watched Full metal Alchemist (or FMA Brotherhood) somehow, that's a good one.
>>704773410
A CUTE
>>704773596
See above
>>704773677
Explain how I am a pedophile
>>704773234
Let's get serious here.
To Love-Ru.
>>704773677
That isn't true, some of these girls are guns.
>>704773370
You jinxed it
That was so fucking annoying. That damn discussion.
I hope it at least is acceptable. I spent forever on it.
>>704773909
I can do it for glory!
>I'm gonna do it right now before I lose my steam!
>>704773931
Already watched it, and the other seasons as well.
>>704773909
Full metal alchemist never really caught my attention, any thoughts on cowboy beboop?
>>704774325
Name a good anime.
>>704774325
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>704774571
Cowboy Beboop is REALLY good. Would recommend 10/10
>>704774683
SPIKE DIES
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>704774419
Yes!
>>704774571
Never watched it.
>>704774819
Hello Scythe
>>704774875
Hello wolf/dog/fox gun thing
>smug
>>704774571
>Name a good anime.
"Another"
>>704774633
kek
No, it was a discussion for my class. We were posting crap about a whole bunch of terminologies for Discrete Math.
>>704774812
Do you enjoy drinking tears or something, man? I was going to watch that.
>>704774819
Smugga! I'm talking to my old crush to see if we can be friends. How goes it?
>>704774875
Its going good so far.
>>704773677
including you faggit
>>704773776
What ever you say, pedo.
>>704773909
Your waifu
>>704775372
No, I prefer mature women
>>704775349
it's still worth watching
>>704775319
Is that like math you do behind the back corner of the school dressed in a hoodie with a mask on?
>>704775639
wow rood
>>704774571
Oh, then how about The Familiar of Zero?
>>704769476
She seems familiar
>>704774812
You fucking nigger.
>>704775258
What's up smug?
>>704775371
YES YOU CAN DO IT ERU
>>704775639
A:I do not sexualize the waifu
B:She has hit puberty
C:She technically isn't even human so she can't be a loli
>>704775887
So cute!
>>704775639
>Wow, your opinions and preferences aren't the same as mine, go die in a hole.
10/10, would be an authoritarian halfwit again.
