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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704716845
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
>>704722821
Not sure, it just taste better than usual. So whats good?
still here
My replies feel better than sex.
Hana Song
>>704721511
checked
>>704721696
find a better game
Pomf =3
>>704723200
They really do
>>704723201
But I'm poor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ
>>704722713
I dunno. I'll try and post more of my old filenames.
>>704723127
heyo gardy anon.
>>704723239
Uiharu Claimed
>>704723171
gonna do some homework
getting pretty tired i think i will hit it early again tonight
yourself?
>>704723185
tomoko
>>704723293
if you want to play a moba so bad i can recommend HotS
its really easy to get into and fun as well
>>704723328
heyoooooo
>>704723429
yuno
>>704723293
http://store.steampowered.com/genre/Free%20to%20Play/?tab=MostPlayed
>>704723467
how's it going?
>>704723099
An Alice-u.
>>704723467
Wild Gardevoir appeared!
>>704723429
I'm just waiting for class to start. So I'm reading BTOOOM!
>>704723486
getting annoyed with you imitating me
>>704723101
You aren't wrong.
>grabs butt
>>704723293
>licky lick
>>704722592 (Rem)
I liked undertale but disliked the idea of being put together with the whole fandom. Chara is being hated by the fans for being a genocidal killer.
>>704722677 (Betty)
Welcome then I suppose.
I'm doing quite fine too. Listening to Gorillaz right now. I'm starting to really like the concept as well as the music they compose.
>>704722821 (tsunyun)
No problem, I mean I don't like talking about it simply because... well everyone thinks I'm some SJW cuck, which I avoid to become
and ya, I don't plan to sex a kid. That's gross..
>>704723630
Name your images you lazy nigger
Hello everyone.
>>704723697
they are one of the few hip hop groups I actually enjoy. they have a really nice sound.
>>704723526
Going pretty well, I'm having a better than average day today.
>>704723602
A wild Shiro/Zangoose/Mew/Duck
quack!
>>704723486
how is it going?
>>704723610
what class do you have now, or soon i guess?
>>704723697
haha yea you better not visit tumblr, i honestly dont give a fuck as long as you dont rub it in my face. to each his own
>has a child waifu
perhaps you need to rethink your teaching ideas
>>704723784
that's great to hear.
>>704723730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-GqSWsISVs
So hows everyone doing?
>>704723438
<3
Also, messy bedhead claimed.
>>704723683
>tender hugs
Yay!
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>704723916
she's definitely cute, that's for sure.
>>704723784
Quack? And nope, I'm actually Absol.
>>704723901
I'm doing okay. Nice gif.
Hey guys. SHIT posters gone?
Hilda, of course <3
>>704723630
i dont space after i tag a post
>>704723708
that anon has actually saved the random numbers i put believe it or not
>>704723839
sitting and watching thread. homework for you?
>>704723649
I'll just pass out.
>>704724036
Top tier waifu, you have good taste.
>>704723796
cunt
dont come back here ever again
Claiming Felix
Missed the bus for school and I don't have anyone to give me a ride
Probably gonna take a nap or something after I make lunch
Claiming best girl
>>704723953
roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cvP8fPOPWE
>>704723872
Aye, it's great! How are you?
>>704724033
I FORGOT! NOOOOOO
(I was trying to communicate in duck)
>>704723766
I know! I never cared much about music but they have so much good music. Usually there are like 2-3 tracks I like on one album. But Gorillaz? 2-3 tracks I don't like.
>>704723784
Yo Garde! Welcome! How are you?
>>704723839
>Need to rething teaching ideas
I plan on teaching high school/college kids. So they're usually between 15 and 20. I think that's okay
>>704724106
You're going to bed?
>>704724160
It's fine. I'm not very fluent in duck.
How're you doing?
>>704724033
Thanks.
>>704724138
Why???
>>704724143
hope your day gets better felix anon.
>>704724160
a bit better than usual myself, actually. feels nice.
>>704724166
I love music, personally. I listen to it a lot.
>>704723839
Human Anatomy. The lecture portions are on Tuesday/Thursday ^^
>>704724468
I'm fine with it for now
The only bad thing that'll happen is my parents will be mad at me for a couple hours most likely
>>704724246
Teah. I think so. I'm tierd.
Don't be mad, I'll be up tommorow.
Take care <3
>>704723730
best steins grill
>>704724063
pretty good waifu but rosa was better
>>704724068
yup but i cant get started
thread is distracting me
not even music is helping
>>704724036
luckily
>>704724166
ah yea then it is, you are in the clear
you up to anything?
>>704724550
oh thats cool, i love that
are they long? just listening to a dude talk for hours on end about that stuff must be great
>>704724598
hopefully not too mad. it's not like you missed school on purpose. are you in high school?
>>704724143
18 year old senior or college campus commuter detected. No need for mods or underage b& here. Carry on.
>>704723974
Oh shit, she totally is too, you're absolutely right. I didn't even mention that part when claiming her. Betty is pretty cool too, just too mean and too young looking for my taste. More for you, I guess, lol.
>>704724612
Aww goodnight sweetie, promise me you'll be this lovey-dovey tomorrow.
I love you <3
>>704724468
I mainly listened to vidya ost but seldom to bands. They just never had something I liked that much.
>>704724675
Yup, I plan on playing a bit of Final Fantasy Fates. I still haven't cleared even one of the stories.
>>704724759
she's all for me, anon. she is mine.
>>704723201
__d_va_overwatch_drawn_by_xes_xes_5377__857c088582461f929e737be7b8195311.jpg
>>704723513
57699898_p0.jpg
>>704723948
>soft hug
So what are you gonna do without League?
>>704724675
close thread then
>>704724468
Music's bretty gud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfsdpuvUyQ
>>704724653
D.Va_pokemon_I_battle_to_win.jpg
>>704724124
I know fam
>>704724675
Took some time. How are you doing? Had a nice day?
>>704725069
something like this is more my speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZxV7wul8A
>>704724653
Yeah, she's the only one that doesn't iratate the shit out of me
>>704724848
never heard of that
what kind of game is that?
>>704724971
do you really want that?
>>704725165
yea it was nasty, dunno why but thats the only thing i really cant stand pictures of
im okay, i think, a bit tired since i havent been sleeping that good
yourself?
GUESS WHO IT IS FAGGOTS
>>704724960
>head pats
Play Fate/stay night, wait for your replies and watch Youtube vids. Not much to do at around 5 in the morning.
>double headpats
>>704725304
yeah go do your work please
>>704724971
> another 3 word response
You are such a fucking downer dude. No wonder nobody talks to you. I was in a thread the other day and you asked an anon what's up, they told you what they were up to, they ask you how your day is going & what you're doing etc and all you said was "sitting"
>>704724675
An hour and fifteen minutes, not too long and still pretty interesting
Its kind of quiet in here.
>>704725304
I'm doing fine, had a bad luck day. But playing my favorite game always cheers me up. Hotline Miami is so fucking good,.
>>704724690
Yeah, senior in high school this year
>>704724759
Yeah, senior this year, hopefully my last year of high school
>>704725394
>nibbles hair
I forgot they had a game. And it's 5 for you? Pretty fucking early. Trouble sleeping?
>>704725439
oh okay
>>704725476
yea thats okay
>>704725505
reminder slow thread is best thread
>>704725521
>Hotline Miami
yea its amazing, are you playing one or two?
the OST is the best
what happened though?
>>704725470
So? I still enjoy talking to him. You're the one being a downer in this situation.
>>704725554
cool cool. must feel good to be close to being done with high school.
MOTHERFUCKERS I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR ANUS DO NOT TEST ME NIGGERS
>>704725470
so?
>>704724867
You're not the only one with a waifu whose pout game is on point.
>>704725612
Nah, I woke up at 4 for League, but the servers were down.
>boops nose
>>704724166
Ayooo Chara, I'm doing fine, thanks! How have you been?
>>704724262
Yeah, I'm still learning duck..
Been doing alright, been working hard and such. However, I got 14 hours of sleep last night... don't know how to feel about that one. How have you been?
>>704724468
Excellent to hear! Hope things stay this way.
>>704725620
Plus the prof is pretty funny and chill about me snacking in class
>>704725620
I guess so.
>>704725746
no one can outpout betty.
>>704725780
thank you thank you, same to you. that picture is amazing.
>>704725304
>Never heard of Fire Emblem
what kind of pleb are you? It's one of the biggest tactical RPGs there is. It's been around since the NES
and holy fucking shit my old cat hates and is scared of my two kittens. This is war.
>>704725780
I'm fine! I got two kittens. And now I'm trying to get my old cat used to the new kittens. She's scared and is hating them so far. This... is war
>>704725620
The first, I wanna buy the OST on Vinyl, because its so good. Its just that i get fucked in school where someone finds it funny to throw my books fo my table and shit, nothing bad really but the teacher never knows that its not me. Its always me. I'm getting used to it tho
>>704725981
forgot picture
>>704725172
Ah. I've never really listened to Queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FejfUxUyqIs
>>704725780
That much sleep would kill me.
I've been better.
>>704725828
How're you doing today?
>>704726109
Kind of long and boring. Not really much to do.
>>704725930
UNDERFAG GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAYBE >>>/cm/ OR >>>/lgbt/ ARE BETTER FOR YOU, PLEB.
>>704726109
I'M DOING GREAT, MIGHTY NEGRESS
>>704725914
Thanks! I consider it as my favorite pic.
>>704725930
catters always hate anything that interrupts their otherwise boring lives. These are hard fought wars... but these wars are worth winning! How's the front lines, you winning any battles?
>>704726341
Ah. That's how my days seem to be usually.
>>704725729
Booorrrrinnngg
>>704725800
oh thats the best, what you snacking on?
>>704725828
trust me
now i cant do my homework and wait
its the best
>>704725930
>>704724848
>Final Fantasy Fates
you my friend need to get your head in the game
i kinda assumed it was fire emblem but final fantasy gave some google results
>>704725981
is that out? if it is im going to buy it right this minute, i do believe the first has superior music although its hard to decide
oh shit that sucks man, highschool?
getting bullied is fucking shit
>>704724848
I beat birthright, and I'm halfway through conquest, which story are you playing?
>>704726109
queen is amazing. you should definitely listen to them if you like classic rock.
this is very nice.
>>704726461
I can see why. it's a really good choice.
this is my favorite gardevoir pic. you also might not have it.
>>704726749
I plan on it sometime. Problem is, I have a pretty large backlog of albums already, so I wouldn't be getting to it anytime soon.
>>704726662
https://www.discogs.com/sell/item/386689569
>>704726662
Its not really bullying because i do it back 2 times worse but they always get ME on the moment that the others throw my books on the ground.
>>704726109
It freaked me out! I lie down for an hour nap at 6 yesterday, and next thing I know it's 8 in the morning! I felt terrible afterwards.
>>704726749
Awww that's a qt!!! I didn't have that one, I'll add it to my collection, thanks!
>>704726542
That no fun.
>>704726662
You should do your homework.
>>704727046
Yea, too much sleep kills me like I said before.
>>704727048
I try to make it fun.
>>704726949
I know the feeling. I'm the same way with tv shows and anime.
>>704727046
you're welcome. I got that one years ago from a vp draw thread.
>>704726973
42.88 damn euros
nevermind, im way too broke for that shit
oh well, then its probably deserved
you just messing with friends or real time bully?
>>704727048
i know
i cant get myself to do it
fuck
right pressing al f4 now
later
>>704726662
Chocorooms and pocky ^^ anyway, class is starting, seeya later
>>704727249
Yea, I have about 100 anime on my backlog, and I'm really lazy when it comes to watching said anime.
>>704726461
The fight is intense, lemme tell you. My old cat is scared that and the kittens want to play
>>704726662
>Final Fantasy Fates
what kind of brainfart did I let off here? I'm sorry
>>704726672
Conquest. Chapter uhm... don't know yet, cats are having a war
chapter 15
>>704727191
I feel like I needed it though, the other night I only had 2 hours of sleep. Was doing my bills and wanted to finish, didn't think the lack of sleep would destroy me so much.
>>704727249
It certainly is a top tier pic! Just wish I could draw that well...
>>704727191
At least you try.
>>704727310
Do it!
I need more pictures.
>>704727458
same. it takes me forever to get through things sometimes.
>>704727575
yeah, I've given up on that dream myself. but it would be nice to be able to draw such great art.
>>704726636
what were you expecting?
>>704727310
Classmates friends, would never hang with them outside school, no bullying tho.
>>704727329
Waifu's and guns, best combination
>>704727651
I've been 'watching' the same series for a month or two now, only on episode 3 of 24.
>>704725779
Woke up for nothing eh?
>boops mouth
>>704727904
forgot picture
>>704727553
Has old catter shown any aggression towards kittens? If not, you might try keeping them in the same room together for a few hours.
>>704727651
I try my hardest to draw, but there seems to be such a large gap between my goofy art and professional art.
>>704723602
Hello Shiro
>>704728042
Not really. Waking up to no League finally gives me a reason to play more Fate and be on the threads.
>tickles sides
But which is best waifu??
>>704728359
How're you doing?
>>704728359
bby come back! You make me a sad :c
>>704728431
>holds hands away
If I wake up, it gives me a reason to play on an alt account and lets me learn Japanese
>>704728700
Okay I guess, you?
>>704728785
>holding hands
>wew
Learn Japanese, you say? That's pretty cool.
>pokes your cheek
>>704727924
you're even slower than me. you poor thing.
>>704728207
I used to date an artist who wasn't very good. you just have to keep practicing, no matter how bad you are you'll improve if you keep doing that.
Got to run to the store, be back shortly
So how come have you guys not be banned yet ? Genuinely curious on how you manage to dodge Global 13.
>>704728207
older catter shows much aggression towards new kittens... well hissing only so far. They're in the same room now though, that's why I need such a long time to answer
>>704729129
I kinda want to. Enhances stereotype.
>pokes stomach
>>704729324
Mods are just fucking lazy
>>704729324
Only op getts banned for that
Kyouko has been risking all day making them
>>704729483
he's a real american hero. and he's not even american.
>>704729332
hmmm, best to keep an eye on new kitten, much hissings could turn into much attackings. happened to my pupper when I was introducing her to my catter
>>704729377
Learning languages are too hard for me - I'm better off with crunching numbers and making things fit into the grander scheme of things.
>ruffles your hair
>>704729610
Rori be peaking
>>704729388
>nice dubs
You're right, dubs don't lie
switching to phone real fast
>>704727744
PISS OUT MY ASS
I'm going to to the gym, I'll see you guys in a few hours!
>>704727966
lol nobody wants to talk to you
kill yourself
>>704729747
Hey Cupcake, is Kyouko your one and only truest ship for all of eternity?
>>704730155
Yeah that mile run sure is tough you fat fuck
>>704729483
Weird, I thought all posters would at least get a warning.
Do your OPs often get banned?
>>704729388
Dubs speak the truth.
Still a bit weird, I remember other threads breaking rule 13 and getting wiped out of the board pretty fast.
>>704729982
Always peeking
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GS4Ed6-eBKc
>>704728999
I've been better.
>>704730155
See ya.
>>704730155
Have a nice workout!
>>704730283
LoL makes me barf
>>704729847
I know. So I'm disciplining her with... well heacy pats on the head when she hisses at the other kitten. She can hiss at me, but not at the kittens. And vice versa ofc. Kittens don't hiss at the old cat or they get a heavy pat
I hope this makes them stop hissing at least.
Of course if the old cat let's the other ones near her she gets pets.
>>704730278
Also, breaking global rule 13 only gives 3 day bans. So far only OP got banned.
I got banned 4 days ago too
>>704730155
see ya gardy
>>704730224
what a thing to ask! hmph!
>>704729950
>plays with hair
It's hard, trust me. I'm trying to learn each individual character, their pronunciations and stroke orders in both hirigana and katakana. Then we have the radicals and shit.
>>704730224
>>704730399
I like the guys vids. The music is great and actually fits the action.
>>704729160
Yea, I'm pretty bad.
The bored is real.
>>704730556
Seems like a real toughie. How's it going so far?
>nuzzles your nise
>>704730977
>*nose
Fuck my spelling
>>704730224
>eternity
>>704730946
You could sleep.
>>704731170
Its 430pm
Hana Song
>>704730832
at least your waifu is cute.
>>704731296
So?
>>704731766
Indeed.
>>704730735
Yeah didnt really watch and im on cancerous phone so im not bothering
>>704731820
Its to early
>>704730977
I've gotten far with the stroke orders and memorizing some of the characters
>>704732359
That last pic tho
Bump
