Satan decides what I do with 3 1/2 gallons of old piss jugs will deliver around 11pm so stay tuned
>>704697421
"Way of the road, Bubs."
>>704697589
Sorry didn't understand drunk right now
Drink all of it as fast as u can
>post video, of course
>>704697589
Decade old, concentrated piss
>>704697421
Is that your own piss OP?
>>704698117
Trying to more hoodlum shit than that weak shit
>inb4 bear grylls
I am Satan and you should drink that shit
>>704698392
Yeah for the past month and a 1/2 just to lazy to go to the bathroom when I'm grinding/farming in vidyas
>>704697421
Put a funnel up you're ass and keep pouring
go outside. have a life.
pour it into toilet and threw empty galoons away
>>704698489
Your 177 off fake satan
Dump it on some random piece of shit
>>704698799
Dump it all over your bed
>>704697421
MORE PICS OF YOUR HOME OP
>>704697421
dump over your head
check em
put beer chug tube in pooper and buttchug pis in pooper
>>704698599
Of course. Well if you dabble with the devils cabbage put the piss in your bong and smoke some
>>704699233
In process of remodeling
>>704699553
I don't smoke wacky tabacy anymore for insurance reasons
pour everything into a pool and invite friends over
>>704699582
ah nice, damn.
i was expecting hoarders/10
>>704700000
CHECKED
>>704699882
Yeah I might be a piece of shit but not a scummy piece of shit
>>704700000
OMFG BASED WTF OP IS GOD
>>704700000
Baaaaaaam! Those are some nice numbers
>>704699726
Well lets not do that then, freeze them and serve in drinks or something
>>704700209
Well I live in a nig nog neighborhood so yellow kool aid?
>>704700000
Butt chug it butt chug it
make popsicles and sell them in your neighborhood
>>704700440
Ha not today
Use to make gunpowder.
Google "gunpowder from urine" for instructions.
>>704700388
This sounds like a blast!
>>704700520
This too
>>704700520
I live in a nigger neighborhood like I'm going to "sell" something here
Shoot it up
Pour it into several small plastic tubs.
Freeze them.
Remove bricks of piss from tubs.
Keep in freezer.
Put on gloves.
Wait for someone to walk by your house.
Pelt them with bricks of your own piss.
>>704700649
Its terrible I'm almost ready to make an eletric fence to keep the local wildlife out of my yard
>>704700566
you had one job
>>704700661
Make a stand with all the stuff and make a sign with the price and leave for a moment, instant theft
>>704700844
Ha not today
Fill up your bathtub and bathe in it, that's what u probably do anyways
>>704700926
Ha not today
>>704700967
Ha not today
>>704697421
Nice trailer
The oldest is starting to have settlement
>fill an acquarium with it
>put fake plants in it
>buy dead fishes
>throw them in too
>leave it on display for 3 months
>>704700000
Idiot.. There is No 20th month
Hoe much do you weigh?
>>704701253
Amerifag you faggot kys
Pour pee into a shallow plate and freeze it. Get a bunch of piss discs. Toss them in a cooler. Walk around town slipping piss discs under doors. They will melt and leave piss puddles everywhere.
>>704701114
>>704697421
mail them to your local politicians with a list of grievances
Either boil down and snort, or go to a public bathroom and pour it everywhere, (I am Satan)
>>704700000
Fuck I bet those jugs smell terrible if you open them
>>704701414
true
Pour it over a random little girl on the street, then proceed to lick it off her.
>>704701114
You need to do a better job of staying hydrated wtf mate
>>704701269
to be exact of 168 lbs
>>704697421
do nothing at all i guess
>>704701541
this
>>704701541
Well that was creative.
>>704701541
This.
>>704697421
Alright OP.....
Here is what you must do.
Fill water balloons from your piss jugs.
Find a local park/school.
Toss piss balls at random people.
Video for posterity
>>704701414
The oldest one smells worse the rotting meat it is sicking
>>704701659
>>704701700
so close
>>704697421
Take a bath in it
>>704697421
throw it away
>>704701722
Holy fuck KEK
>>704697421
Why would you have three gallons of piss?
Is this a thing people started doing purely for 4chan? I just don't understand why anyone would piss in a bottle and keep it around their home.
>>704701770
reroll
>>704701786
Clearly I didn't read properly, why would you have one and a half gallons of piss?*
>>704701770
this
>>704701770
rerol
>>704701786
>being this new
OP PUT OPEN BOTTLE IN ASS AND WAITSUNTIL IT DOESNT GET ANY MUCH MORE
Pour it on the ground in an upside down pentagram shape, step inside naked with a knife, masturbate until you cum into your hand (no visual stimulus allowed), lick it up, spit it at your feet, spread it around in a little circle with your big toe, slice gently along your thumb, bend over, and press your blood into the center of the circle five times, one line of lost blood to point to each prong of the pentagram. I am suggesting this course of action purely for entertainment value and stand to accrue no personal gain from you doing this. Also everything I say is true and you must believe me.
gift them to the girl you like
>>704701786
Why would you not have gallons of piss in your home?
Go to local mall and dump one on the hottest chick you see, report back with webm of reaction.
Op here
Many great ideas my personal interest of how to dispose of them is find a niggers car with a window down and pour it in
>>704701978
this
>>704701999
Upside down satanic trips FTW
>>704701896
Well I'm sorry for not spending all of my possible free time reading through the horrors spawned by this particular asshole of the internet.
>>704702002
this but when the nigger is inside the car
>>704702002
Winrar
>>704702002
Do it then, you must always listen to your heart
>>704701943
>>704701978
>>704701993
>>704701998
>>704701999
>>704702002
>>704702004
when the last four digits of /b/ posts look like good years gone by get you all nostalgic
Drink as much as you can
Empty them on a random car
>>704697421
go to a quiet parking lot, or street. hopeful with cars of people you know, but if not that is ok too.
pour each jug of the piss into the defrosters of a different car. then enjoy
i had too
>>704702089
such angst
Pour it on yourself
Bring the two gallons to food drives (separate ones) then take the other half and down it for your shameful punishment
>>704702156
Rofl, i'm not particularly edgy or angsty tbh.
I just don't come to 4chan often.
>>704702089
Well its piss, piss dont come out of assholes
Pour in bath tub and take a bath in it
Pour it on someones car in traffic
>>704702369
This is 4chan, everything comes out of assholes.
I saw a webm of a girl shitting a plastic pig, anything goes.
>>704702126
Dats heavy
>>704701999
God commands it.
Up the ante fags I just emptied my ashtray s
>>704701179
Rollo
>>704701say your birth date out loud pls
>>704702366
WOAH WOAH WOAH!! Calm down there edgelord!
>>704702366
>>704702366
>I just don't come to 4chan often.
Your libcuck attitude makes that clear.
Y'aint from 'round here, boy. Best you move along to something a lil' more tame 'for ya see somethin' and get trigger'd
>>704702600
>aint Satan fag
Dump on the couch
Give yourself an enema and shit it into your neighbors mailbox.
>>704702660
*says bday out loud but you can't hear me because you're miles away*
>>704702366
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
Pour into cisterns in public toilets
Plug the drain the shower and fill up the tub with it then bathe in it
>>704702807
its over you dyke
Drink 'em all and upload the video
we will wait for ages before a 666
rolling for >>704701179
Pour it all in the toilet
XDdd this is waSteD xD
>>704702680
>>704702781
I don't reddit, or tumblr, or whiteknight or any of that shit. No fedoras here.
I just don't understand why anyone would collect bottles of piss.
>>704702687
Close enough
Shower your mother with them. Don't forget the video ;)
>>704702781
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
*reloading
Drink it
>>704703067
I'm the fucking leader of anonymous, you twat. And now you've thoroughly pissed me off. I wasn't even that close to edge, and yet your miserable dribble has actually managed to push me off. You hear that? To the end of the line. THE BREAKING POINT. Normally I dismiss this kind of shit without a second thought, but you've crossed a certain boundary you fucking faggot. And you should have known better, you should have realized what could happen if you took your joke a little too far. But you failed, and now will await the repercussions. Fuck I haven't even gotten my hacking laptop out in years, I think that shit is still running some pirated version of XP. But it's time to brush the dust off and set an example, because clearly faggots like you are too young to know what can really happen when you mess with the likes of our group. I hope you're ready for what's in store, because mommy won't be able to save you this time. Best you pack your bags and flee now, flee to whatever remote shit hole you can hide to. And you better pray we won't find you. But we will, and when that day comes you will rue the day you made what was seemingly a harmless comment on an anonymous message board. The clock's ticking, pal. Tick tock. Your time is about to run out
>>704702983
>I just don't understand why anyone would collect bottles of piss.
>personal pronouns
>contractions
>written in cuck-style
>>704703088
pour one on your bed, one on your sofa, one in the fridge and the halved one in the oven
>>704702759
Okay and what did you say first month or day? Cause I was always told to say month first.
Open 2 jugs and spin in a circle in the middle of your remodeling area so that you make a nice spiral of disgusting old smelling piss all over your hard work. Satanic trips demands.
Oldest piss jug fully loaded with two full ashtrays
Thow them at a police officer
wemb if you in bath tub, pouring it over your head and body.
Pour them in your bed and sleep in it for 12 years
Drink them
Chug it
Drink
>>704703544
lame.
also rolling for make water bombs and film you throwing them at cars ect.
>>704703544
Like I said earlier
>inb4 bear grylls
>>704703384
roll hoping for good timing
>>704703506
this tbh fam
>>704703000
Do this
>>704703414
LMFAO
Make an enema on cam
We're close to Satan guys
>>704703414
take a bath in them
>>704703655
Rolling for this man Saran demands it
this is that good shit you see on cops aayyy you guys like vine?>?????
Op here
Cmon where the fuck is Satan
>>704697421
Pour the half gallon bottle in your ass and shit your piss on something
pour them on your desk
Rolling... walk up to a cop and dump them on his head
>>704703855
Great idea anon like I have a fucking desk rn
drink them all...post webm
>>704703088
Newest on is taking on some color
>>704704007
Like I said fag
>inb4 bear grylls
>>704697421
11 pm... and everyone here is on the same timezone right? dumbass
Pour jugs outside front doors of neighbors houses.
>>704704107
Why so many boxes of the same thing? What is that?
>>704704270
Well central you faggot
Just do what Ray and Ricky would do. And keep doing it.
>>704698392
Never mind that literally all of those bottles have exactly the correct colored shit in them to coincide with their labeling.
>>704703164
cunt ass fetus face looking ass britt ass royal family praising ass not aware of true feelings ass wish you got a job as a teacher to fondle kids dicks looking ass but you're really just playing around with a bunch of boys like a single mother looking ass dried twat ass You look like a burnt zucchini fucking white m & m dumbass cookies and cream bitchass lookin like a plate of mash potatoes you fucking bernie sanders looking ass jewish ass go eat some horse radish obama lookin ass asian lookin ass tic tac hitler ass faceass you white knight bitch you cunt go suck a donkey schlong you fat hamburger Big Mac built chicken grease fagbag shut the fuck up you peach juice lookin coconut milk lookin bubblegum fat bitch you look like a fucking cherry tree with your dry as raisin face looking like almond milk fuckin pomegranate fuckbag eating a banana like a white sheet of loose leaf paper monkey ugly go drink starbucks you white toothpaste fucking dog shit lookin ass face lookin like california with your Donald trump ass face suckin donut dick with your coffee made out of cat piss fuckin marshmallow ham sandwich goddamn cheesecake go eat some candy in a corner you chicken rib built bucket full of milk lookin ass fuckin gay bitch butter Shut the fuck up bitch lookin SpongeBob ass bitch with fucking ass legs that are as fat as a fucking bitch ass twat cunt doorknob meaty ass twat ass so ugly that fucking bitch ass Donald trump's potato ass mixed with Patrice Wilson's ass twat ass that was blended together in a juicy grape ass twat bitch ass that came out as a bitch ass cunt fuck go ride in a fuck ass merry-go-round because you fucking are a bitch ass creampie Jewish hitler praising Jeb Bush ass that looked like it was pooped out of Mike Tyson's ass bitch twat ass looking like the mayonaise I put in my sandwich grilled chicken looking like the white meat inside baked chicken motherfucker
>>704703067
Did you really give away who you are by telling us you are the top sniper in the entire US armed forces? What would the army think of you commenting in a website with leaked nudes?
How disrespectful to all the taxpayers who give their money for paying your salary so you can protect them from real threats but instead you are going to contact the secret network of spies to track someone who commented against you in thefappening.so .
How sad for the Navy Seals to have a partner such as you who is not able to control himself when someone commented something you did not like on the internet…
How silly of you not to think this other guy/gal could be someone above you in the army…
And worst of all, how pathetic of you to come up with all this “i am in the army” bullshit attempting to threat someone you do not know with stuff you clearly do not have for a comment you did not like….
Freeze, scatter random pieces in a library
>>704704461
Flooring
>>704703067
Awwwww how cute he’s being a tough guy on the internet and btw the marine corps are faggots
Make a trail of piss down your street and on your neighbours lawn + car
>>704704619
>replying to copypasta
>>704703164
Jabba the Hut fucking a dildo fucking pepperoni pizza faggot go suck danimals yogurt you 2 year old titty milk sucker go eat jelly you jellybean peanut butter built bitch go fuck a snail you bowling ball looking ass ice cream truck gonnorhea you look like donald trumps dad you yeast infected grapefruit orange eating shit looking like the guy from eb games 5 dollar foot long stomach squidward egg chicken looking faceass snspchat go snap a dick cheerleading faggot hey there u lookin real tasty ass go eat some jonathan you pudding ass dipper pines homosexual potato ass drawing hentai ethan bradbury lookin ass fucking ass twat face fucking einstein looking piece of shit piece of ass eat some sweet corn you fucking milk carton caterpillar looking ass fucking donald trump palutena autistic ass you fucking bernie sanders looking ass jewish ass go eat some horse radish obama lookin ass asian lookin ass tic tac hitler ass fucking onions with spaghetti legs lookin arms ass fucking eggplant face fucking peanut nose looking ass gatorade bottle you fucking mountain dew drinking tic tac bitch go shove patrick star up potato nose bitch cunt doorknob eb games looking ass
>>704703067
And then your your mom told you to turn off Call of Duty and eat your dinner. Shut the fuck up kid, that was the most pathetic attempt at trying to threaten someone I have ever read and over such a simple insult, safe to say you’re virgin and probably 13. Go back to your Call of Duty but only after you learn the meaning of the word secret, thanks anyway for the 30 minutes of side splitting laughter! Oh btw military aren’t allowed to smoke weed, they get tested on the regular as well, so having 420 in your name furthers the laughter at your attempt to intimidate over the internet you insignifi-cunt!
>>704704619
>being this new
>>704704581
There is a library down the road from me that is a good one
>>704704107
Congrats, you added cigs and some of that lemonade mix in the back of the OP.
This thread sucks.
It's literally Apple cider vinegar, green tea, some generic gallon jug drink, and apple juice. Do you guys really believe this shit or just hope?
>>704704860
Your a fucking sheep
>>704704860
Or maybe we're not all new uptight skeptical niggerfags that can't have fun and joke around on the Internet?
Enclose yourself in a hot room and poor them all into a bucket with bleach and kill yourself on the fumes.
>>704704956
My fucking or my sheep?
>>704705085
A single one of your sheep is mid-coitous
>>704704619
Kekked at this moron
Sharpie up pooper
drink it.
>>704704860
If you missed it nigger faggot
>>704704619
>copypaesto
Flush it down the toilet
>>704705353
reroll.
Close to Satan again
Synagogue
>>704705353
rereroll.
>>704705427
you're clearly pissing apple cider
rolling for >>704701179
>>704705353
rrroll
boil up and cook noodles with it
roll >>704701179
Sharpie in pooper
>>704701179
roll
>>704705669
Rolling.
>>704705609
I would have to take a bus more out of town but good idea>>704705649
>>704705669
So fucking close
rolling for Golden shower.
Drink it.
Op here
Going to drink more to evolve the arsenal to wmd
Get some garbage bags and lay them out in a long line and pour your putrid fucking piss all over them, then do some slip n slide shit
>>704705970
This sounds like some fetish shit of yours anon
Boil to reduce the piss to 1 gallon. Pour into Roundup sprayer thing, distribute over every surface in your house
>>704706082
I just like slip n slide my man
Pour into toilet
>>704706237
A Little like this
>>704701722
Why would you even do this? Everybody knows you need to store piss in smaller bottles. It takes up a bit more room, but it's easier to keep it contained without bad smells. There's also less risk of spilling.
>>704701179
reroll
>>704706516
reroll
>>704706474
I piss a lot when I drink/ in general
>>704701179
rollerino
>>704701179
rolling
Drink and post webm
>>704701179
last roll
>>704706667
Noooo!!! I was so fuckin close!!!
>>704706667
FUCKING SHIT FUCK
>>704706667
This is my fifth time say
>inb4 bear grylls
>>704706469
Exactly. Rerolling
kakacancer
>>704697421
Throw it all on the first nigger you see
>>704707107
Op here
Good one that'll take 2 min to happen because I live in the primitive habitat
>>704707030
pipapoop
>>704707286
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa inggersssssssssss
boil and then cook spaghetti
>>704707351
lelelele mdr
Rollin 4 This
>>704698117
We have 11 1/2 he's till the dead line
>>704707506
rerolll
>>704707569
rererere
>>704707506
Sixth time
>inb4 bear grylls
CHECKEM
>>704707107
Do this please
>>704697421
pour them on your bed, then roll around in the bed and shit yourself
>>704706667
>>704707664
Fuckin shit really? I'm out
>Pour all the piss in a bathub
>Leave one bottle with piss, the worst one you have
>Make a hole in the bottle
>Fuck the bottle while you're in the bathub
>Once you cum in the bottle pour the content of the bottle with cum in the bathub
>Drink the piss that is in the bathub
If Satan comes and says drink piss op won't deliver not going to feed your fetishes
>>704707781
Don't forget to record
>>704707664
Do it fagget
>>704701786
I could see 1 gallon, fill that shit up. Dump it and toss it, every flush is like 1 gallon, if you can piss like 8 times in the gallon then that's a lot of water saved. Don't waste water anons
>>704707781
This
>>704697421
Drink it and tape it
>>704707742
Maybe I'll get
>>704706667
Where's you drinking 3 1/2 gallons of your own piss per Satan ?
I wanted you to make into jello and gift to a homeless shelter
>>704707699
rerollinho
>>704707781
Rolling
>>704707781
No bathtub ATM just a shower
Pour it in the toilet, and get a job
>>704697421
consolidate them to make MEGA JUG then jerk off into it then siphon it into your ass
Op here
Won't deliver bear grylls so stop trying to roll for bear grylls
Drink it
Why do I care what this creep with gallons of piss in his living room does? Wth, use it as a broth for a soup and serve
Drop one from a high place like a bridge or the roof. Chug the next, and throw the other with all of your might at your nabors door.
>>704707699
final roll, get 666
>>704705669
god damnit, let it be 666
>>704708692
Because you're here
roll
>>704700000
Witnessed*
Start an iv drip for yourself, rehydrate with your own pee
>>704707625
FUCKIN ROLLLLLLLLLLL
>>704697421
Pour it all into your asshole while upside down, dont forget to post pics
>>704708692
Nice fucking idea,
>Pour all the piss in a cooking pot
>Add vegetables, condiment, rocks, maybe chicken? And poop could work, but i think that it would ruin the recipe flavour, so no, no poop.
>Simmer until you feel like it's ready (10-15 mins?)
>Stir
>Serve
>Enjoy
Don't forget to record
>>704704750
this roller
Add gelatine to your piss, then offer your neighbours this as a treat.
>>704709365
Feeling lucky now!
Op here
If someone gets Satan I will make a piss casserole
You gimme dem satan numbers
>>704709323
this
>>704697421
let do et
Lives in a mobile home/trailer
Has a bunch of piss jugs
>>704709323
don't give up guys!
I SAID GIMME DEM SATAN NUMBERS
Gimme the satan numbers
>>704709788
3 roty house basement dweller
>Pour piss into biggest condom you can find
>Freeze
>Webm of ass-fuck with piss dildo using piss lube
>do it fegit
>>704697421
Just pour it in you next door neighbor's yard while they watch you do it
>>704709353
Rollin for this
Use your piss to cook some noodles!
Microwave it
Cut a watermelon, fill it with your piss, then give it to your nigger neighbour. Film the response.
>>704710381
let's end this waiting
Hello,
>>704708464
roll dice roll!
Do all the replies
cook it with noodles
>>704697589
Fukkin way she goes.
>>704697421
Wash your hair?
>>704710381
Make it top ramen
666
>>704704270
Nope, it 7pm at me
Drink 10 shots of the oldest jug. Dump the rest on your front door step or porch
Fill up bath tub with it, sit in bath tub, and leave your clothes on
roll
make one of your family members drink it
Why not use each gallon to make a different pee-dish and host a piss dish dinner party for all those you hate to consume your waste
Pour all of whatever it is on your bed.
>>704704750
roll
>>704711527
This
>>704711527
Get
>>704710933
rolllllllllerin
go to a store and leave it where they have apple cider or whichever drink looks most similiar
Take a pan, use fresh jizz to lubricate, add some mild quality-urine of your choice and cook some noodles in it!
>>704711527
Now
>>704711664
so close
SPELL ICUP NIGGA
Spell attic nigga
>>704701374
Roll for this? This is a genuinely interesting idea.
>>704703256
roll
Pour a bucket of piss on a tv my guy
Pour one jug on your bed. Leave it like that and sleep in it. Record footage of you pouring a jug over some random chick + reaction. Masturbate with the contents of the oldest piss jug, one of the urine soaked cigarette butts between your hand and dick.
Record and upload all of this and post it here for us to see.
>>704701374
rollin m8
>>704712002
Also, cook noodles with some of it.
May we have devil numbas
>>704712002
interesting
roll
>>704703088
nice dick
8/10 would suck
Am a girl :)
In4b4 satan shows up
>>704712250
fuck off nigger faggot
there's no girls on the internet
>>704712250
Fucking trap
Piss im a new bottle
>>704712104
i agree too
Op here
>No bear grylls will not deliver
Look for hoodlum shit to do tonight with piss jugs
Wash your windows with it.
>>704712606
yes!
>>704712318
you 14 or just retarted
Pour 1 on your bed, drink some, fill up a few water balloons with some and throw them at people and slip some into the holy water at the local church. Video each event.
>>704712423
Fuck of gay lord
Summoning demonic 4chan coding 666
I would like 3 number 6s
Satan is knocking at your door op
I'm a 20 yr old girl so y'alls no girls on the internet rule is outdated
