s/fur
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur
>>704624315
more armored ladies required
>>704623518
I don't know. I've been around for like a month.
>>704623584
Doesn't matter. You?
>>704624179
Very well.
I only have two weeks left to live.
There is one more space in collage, if anyone wants anyone in.
>>704624383
Sorry, can't do requests, my folder isn't organized.
>>704624395
It matters to me. By the way, did you see my apology last time you were here?
>>704624454
Well ain't that something. That image just so happens to be in my queue. I was going to make a joke about Gerald using that to start threads, but I guess I can't use it anymore.
>>704624395
Well damn glad to have you back!
And it does matter?
>>704624418
Cool, thanks!
>>704624521
Excuse me for being ignorant, but only two weeks?
>>704624721
Alex is cancer.
>>704624721
I've been on death row for 3 years.
I am being drafted in two weeks. I refuse to let myself be ruthlessly treated by the system.
Death is the permanent cure for suffering.
>>704624660
Yes, but not until later.
>>704624721
How come?
>>704624932
Please dont self kill.
>>704624989
Okay, good. Yeah, I'm still sorry about all that.
>>704625021
I tear up when you say it like that.
So quaint, so innocent.
So pure.
hey s/fur
oldfag lurker here, what's happened in like the past year itt
>>704624932
drafted? I feel like I'm lacking context, but whatever. man fuck, sorry to hear. I guess your mind can't be changed?
>>704624989
Well, let's start with why you think it doesn't matter?
>>704625249
I can explained it in 2 words: everyone's depressed.
>>704624395
Hey Guy
>>704625264
Are you actually Russian?
>>704625437
No one is actually Russian.
fuck i'm horny
>>704625312
well not everyone, but I feel like this is a reoccurring theme with s/fur anyway.
>>704625437
Nope, I wish I was slav.
I'm like, part Irish, part Norwegen, German. A bunch of other shit.... Basic American scum really.
>>704625599
I know how to fix that ;)
>>704625658
Ayy, American scum represent!
>>704625078
You don't need to apologize to me. There's a difference between being offended and pointing out idiocy. I don't see why I'm required to be quiet while you constantly degrade the identity of people I care about (even if they don't care about me).
>>704625264
It just doesn't. Never does.
>>704625356
'ey. I trust you've seen this going around?
https://imgur.com/gallery/U9Cwm#niKf0kf
>>704625658
it was like that back when there were only like 2 namefigs, so little has changed in that regard
>>704625787
Yep, had it linked to me by 8 different people back when it was first uploaded.
>>704625787
Because it isn't meant to be serious. I just have a very dark sense of humor. I'm sorry if that bothers you, I know my humor isn't for everyone. I'll try not to joke like that anymore.
I don't want to die, sfur.
I want to post pics here more. I want to talk with you more.
>>704625748
MURCA!
nah though, fuck this country.
>>704625787
Ahh, alright then. I would like to know how life's been, but if you don't want to share so be it.
>>704625936
Damn, guess they have a more direct line of communication with snek mod.
>>704625970
See, the thing about dark humor is that it's still supposed to be funny.
butt stuff
and stuffed butts
>>704626156
Just skype and Discord.
>>704626082
The short of it is everything is going right for me except for the one thing I care about.
>s/fur
>>704626063
Ah, I was waiting for that. So just don't kill yourself. Going through all the military bullshit and coming out as the same person shows courage. I guess.
What I'm trying to say is that you don't have to kill yourself.
>>704626082
Meh, it has its pros and its cons. It's better than most, but it could still be a whole lot better.
>>704626156
It is supposed to be funny, but to a very specific crowd. It's supposed to be funny to all the edgy kids who watch Filthy Frank and shit like that. If you think I'm serious and actually believe that kind of stuff then I promise you I don't. I have no problem with any group of people. Really, I don't. You have to remember that I'm the person who has openly admitted to supporting things that others wouldn't dare, like zoophilia and pedophilia, and I'm not even a pedophile. So trust me when I say that I have absolutely no problem with people of different races or religion. I'm sorry if I made you think that way, but I really don't.
>>704626319
Well shit man. That must really fucking suck.
Now I understand why you might be more apprehensive about sharing. I don't mean to pry. I just wanted to know how things were going.
Keep your head up!
>>704626931
ayy
>>704627006
>>704627026
hello
how goes
>>704626547
>s/fur
>>704626773
It's ok, it's not prying. I just know people are sick of hearing it.
>>704627121
I've been better.
You?
>>704625356
skype
>>704627145
I just want to give you a hug and make everything better for you.
>>704627135
this is s/fur idiot
>>704627199
this is fucking s/fur
>>704627354
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s/fur
You people are SICK!
>>704627491
hey dumbass this is s/fur
>>704627199
we've all had better and worse days
nothing really, just lurking.
>>704627441
Thanks for the ground breaking discovery
>>704626516
I need to get the collage done asap.
Do you want in or no?
Do you want to specify start pic or no?
>>704627121
good. Busy as fuck though
and with you?
>>704627145
Okay. I haven't heard it. But yeah, people are assholes sometimes. :/
>>704627678
>>704627573
Good to hear.
>>704627678
keeping busy isn't too bad
see>>704627573
birds please.
>>704627782
>>704627805
Haha I did. man this is becoming a cluster fuck of links.
Yeah, busy isn't bad, but fuck if s/fur isn't distracting.
sorry bout that.
>>704628184
i wouldn't say clusterfuck, moreso it's just mutual confusion
no need to be sorry
Maybe I'll end up like that guy Pyle from FMJ.
One night I'll be sitting on the windowsill and the sarge comes in, barking at me to get off.
So I get off.
And fall, into peace.
War is horror, right? So seeing death is something they'll have to just get used to.
>>704624315
No, really. Why is this picture in EVERY s/fur thread?
>>704628758
Magic.
I don't want to throw myself in front of a train.
The train service here is already slow and unreliable enough as it is.
>>704628832
I mean, do you really dread the military that much?
>>704628832
So don't. Being drafted isn't the end of the world. Realistically, you probably won't even be going to war.
>>704629104
Дедовщина.
>>704629166
that's not the issue.
>>704629316
Then what is the issue?
>>704629370
It's a punishment nobody deserves.
>>704629316
oh fuck. right. Yeah that could fuck you up.
man talk about being in a hard place!
>>704629530
Obviously. But the world is fucked, and taking the easy way out is stupid. Going through it and dealing with it will make you a much stronger person, both physically and mentally.
>>704629714
If the easy way is stupid as you claim, the entire field of engineering should never have existed.
>>704629530
You only have one life. Isn't it better to at least live it and see if things get better? And then in the end, if things never did get better, what did you actually end up wasting? Time maybe, but that's meaningless.
I say give it a shot! You have nothing to lose.
>>704630202
No, people go through engineering because it's hard, not because it's easy. They do things the hard way to make them easier for others. Do you think we went to the moon because it was easy? Fuck no! It was the greatest thing ever at the time BECAUSE it was so hard. Because no one thought it could be done. And god damn it, I have faith in you.
>>704627613
There has been another regular recently too, Mous. he might be worth adding if your making another row.
>>704630478
I will try.
But if circumstances make it necessary, then shikatanai.
I have no reason to value that which my comrades and superiors won't.
>>704630535
Engineering is easy, and it makes many other types of work easy.
>>704630557
who is it quick tell me before i fucking die
>>704630557
I had a list of all the regulars as of like, a year ago. Minus a few that I missed/forgot.
>>704630805
I told you, Mous.
>>704630948
He is already in
>>704630805
I don't see you landing a rocket on a barge just for the hell of it. Some disciplines of engineering are very hard, and you have those people to thank. Those people that really do all the hard shit like that are the ones you should pay your respects to. But that's beside the point. Conscription is not a big deal in the grand scheme of things.
>>704631026
Ah, ok.
>>704630805
I wouldn't look at it that way, but I'm sure we have very differing outlooks.
That's all I ask. Just give it a try. It would really suck to off yourself, because there's a chance your life could've turned out great. Like I said, you have nothing to lose! Why not take that chance?
Be strong, and live for yourself!
>>704631325
You are doing this world justice anon. Fuck fur faggots. Get the fuck off my /b/!
>>704631712
Hello.
>>704631712
ello chap!
>>704631061
Then you know nothing of the human mind.
>>704631176
I have happiness to lose.
I don't know about most people, but I value happiness very much.
>tfw the pigeon has more money then you
>>704632271
Do you need some money for something?
>>704632143
Yes, but you also have happiness to gain!
Afterall it is only through great struggle that one can experience great joy. In this matter, only time will tell what your overall experience on this little rock will be like, good or bad. If it's good, then awesome! If it's bad, so what? At least you took that chance, and no one can do anything but respect you for that.
Try to change your outlook, it may help! I admit that's easier said than done, but you should give it some thought.
You should give all of this some thought. It's a big decision. The biggest you'll ever make.
>>704631729
You are a failure. If you truly wanted an uprise, you should have called to me. SpiderMan.
Aaand a sage for good measures, let the party start.
>>704632698
That is a lie I'll never believe
>>704632791
Hello.
>>704632806
You don't have to believe it, but I believe in you. We believe in you.
>>704632915
Hey.
>>704632806
Hearing this saddens me, comrade. I hope you can change your views/beliefs for the better.
>>704633316
sonuva bitch, dirty little bastard snuck into the pastries.
>>704632698
>happiness to gain
>Alex
Only misery disappointment and pain.
Lots of pain.
My mother holds a superstition that people who cry a lot become blind.
It boggles my mind that there aren't more blind people in the world.
>>704634058
>>704633909
That's cause they cry internally.
That's why most people has blind souls.
>>704633803
well fuck
>>704633909
There are. They just hide it well.
>>704634320
>>704634666
Satan trips confirm
>>704634151
>>704634513
>>704635171
well played.
>>704635331
Thank you anon.
>>704635602
I respect your work anon and your tireless dedication to bringing the word of Spiderman to these heathens.
>>704635669
don't get me wrong i don't mind threads like this but i couldn't pass up this little game like
>>704625674
nigga thats gay
>>704636177
shit i forgot to take out *like* and put in a period
>>704635942
Thank you again. /b/ is not for fur. >>704631729
May have failed, but i picked up where he left off.
>>704636177
Its ok. It was fun while it lasted- till we meet again anon.
>>704636448
until that day comes.
next thread
>>704637205
>>704637205
![snek_by_seopai-d9pfr29[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/962/1462962974432.jpg "snek by seopai-d9pfr29[1]")
