YLYL. Only shit that you have lost to.
.
After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade
The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
So he said:"Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade
The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
So he said:"Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
..
>>704507321
lost
After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade
The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
So he said:"Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
>>704507472
lol
>>704507321
I sincerely hope this is fake.
>>704507478
I lost
Crash test dummies! Awesome track!
>>704507478
OP here. I lost.
I'm on my phone, so I only have minimal stuff, if thread's up when I get home I'll post better things.
>>704506918
>>704507472
that's actaully not really funny
>>704507478
I was there the day this happened! Thanks for the memories anon!
>>704508202
fuck you man
None of these are funny.
>>704508202
Really why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nk6QhItt2g&t=1360s
>>704508394
>not funny
>not actually posting
>>704508042
That rifle is stripped. He is just checking the bore. This is fine.
>>704508390
sorry, it's best to nip those things in the bud, otherwise more unfunny things come after
>>704507321
Lost
>>704508394
faggot confessing that he didn't lose the game. humble bragging bitch! "you're all losers and i'm not"
>>704508325
"shut fuck" lost
>>704508748
holy shit that's the hilariousesst thing i've evar seen.
>>704508557
se this post >>704508692
>>704507860
you never watched arrested development
get the fuck out
>>704508811
tl;dr these long posts are almost never funny. surely they're never funny enough to spend the time reading
>>704508042
This is necessary to check the condition and level of cleaning on a rifle barrel. You'll notice the magazine and action is totally removed
>>704509275
Losing my shit 9/10
>>704507472
a lot of build up for a not funny joke.
>>704509461
old meme rises again to make me laugh
>>704508924
ok, i posted this, but this show is ok on it's best episode
>>704508325
fucking
>taxi commander
fucking lose it every time
>>704507136
how did i lost to this stupid
>>704507472
I don't get it. Assrape?
>>704507631
What are you doing faggot?
>>704507136
that pic gets me every goddamn time.
>>704509818
Rick rolled again!
>>704509416
not funny because he's a nigger. like, girls don't really like niggers. they see shit on tv and it manipulates them to thinking they do
I'm on the train atm, but I'll bump a few of the best if I have time.
You guys prefer 11/10 threads, greentexts, or other shit?
Oh hurray I can't wait til you get home! :) I'll be sure to stick around. Lemme know when you're home, ok?
>>704509893
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
>>704510002
Here's another.
>>704510333
Checking my own trips, yo.
>>704509583
Fuck you , you fucking little bullshit kike. I fucking hate people like you. Just negating people for the sake of negation!?
you're a contrarian. and forgive me for my condescension but here's what a contrarian is (since i know you're too lazy to look it up) "opposing or rejecting popular opinion; going against current practice."
That's what you are. That's what your mother raised you to be. That's what the woman who got railed and cummed in and subsequently became pregnant with the fastest swimmer, which was you, sadly, came to be as a rearer.
FUCK YOU and FUCK YOUR kind.
ALL YOU DO IS speak against. I HATE IT
I'm SO TIRED OF IT.
STOP IT. TAKE THIS SHIT TO 9GAG OR REDDIT ALREADY. JUST ACCEPT THE SHITTY ATTEMPT AT HUMOUR AS IT IS.
PIC RELATED AS TO WHAT Y O U SHOULD DO.
>>704509461
I lose. Again. This gets me every fucking time
>>704507321
Damn it, Buster Bluth...
>>704507093
I.....don't get it
>>704510740
ya got me...lost
>>704507136
I....I lost... First time tonight
>>704508202
fuck dude. ill bite
>>704508202
fuck
>>704510967
>>704510669
dude... wtf is with these kids? clearly they should be killed and so should the parents so they don't reproduce again...
>>704507881
Lost
>>704511086
I agree.
Nuff said.
I lose to these videos every time
https://youtu.be/xFoC2bTmbrM
>>704509414
the hardest i've ever lost.
>>704507321
He goes like "fuck you evolution, aint taking this shit from you"
>>704510007
do you have more of them? i love the evil ernie and bert pics, the ones with the muppets are also great
>>704507093
Mm good bait
I dont get it
I was at a loss for breath
>>704511326
unfortunately no but check around there's always a ton of them being posted
>>704508202
fuck off
>>704507631
Im not laughing or losing please explain
>>704511614
someone who actaully made the video is mad.
>>704511581
Lost
>>704508811
actually crying
>>704509275
learn to read faggot, you're missing out
>>704509721
Fucking lose to this everytime
>>704507472
Lost
>>704508202
This not funny ether
>>704508371
Should have said, "The atmosphere of the urban environments [makes it difficult to] maintain positive outlooks and social relations.
He still had piss poor grammar even when he tried.
>>704511415
Haha fucking lost hard because I've actually done this before. I ate like almost a whole box of fiber one bars in a day
>>704508042
Trigger discipline on point
>>704507093
mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm
>>704510759
>>704511396
Lyrics from a Crash Test Dummies song. It's low quality bait
>>704507472
Stupid college wannabe moviemakers. Pass.
>>704509414
DAD GIRL
>>704507093
>>704507406
>>704507631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySWbad58b9k
>>704513434
>>704511277
How, I don't fucking get it?
>>704510458
Kek
>>704512925
Thank goodness I'm not the only one who thought that!
>>704512828
then why are you laughing?
>>704513372
Nevada chan!
>>704508565
these niggers suck at vidya
>>704510450
You stupid son
>>704513599
is she dead yet?
>>704513712
hahahah omg that is so fnny not
>>704508202
>tfw when you will never see a post that kills you in your sleep
>>704508371
This niggers all right.
>>704508325
>arrive in her cat
I guess that's for
I came in her pussy, right?
>>704509979
>they see shit on tv and it manipulates them to thinking they do
lmao. white guy here. what the ever living fuck are you on about my dude
>>704513979
>>704514046
but you just did and you and your familry are going to die in their sreep if you dont repry
>>704511410
what a piece of shit.
>>704508202
kill yourself
>>704510201
This killed me, thanks m8.
>>704510450
haaaa somebody has a small dick
>>704509076
I lost
>>704508811
I lost
>>704509414
i really, really don't get this. is it actually funny to anyone? i must be missing the joke
>>704514752
>gets mad about losing
>>704514752
>icanhascheezburger.com
Tell me it doesn't exist.
>>704514853
then you loser, not winner.
be sure to tell your parents about your embarrassing loss
>>704511410
fucking stopped reading after i figured out what this was. Morgan Freeman makes me lose every time
>>704511183
they are all sitting on their eggs so they cant move. and you can tell that bird has been shit on so many times cuz the other one must be sick.
>>704515139
morgna fagman
>>704515080
Indeed.
>>704515139
Indeed.
>>704507136
I lose
>>704515244
Indeed.
>>704507478
Fuck my sides are in orbit
>>704507646
Underrated
>>704514281
>>704513704
i heard that she is now a free woman
> Be gorilla
> Dream in my crib
> Happy as fucking
> Munchin on a banana
> Marica child falls into my cage
> B rush to save
> Get child, try clams
> Try calling your mother
> Only gorilla grunts , no human speech
> Signs Hand Makeup
> To confuse the human being as an attack
> Head shotter
> Rustle my jimbos
> RIP Hambo
>>704511896
kill yourself live stream
>>704508368
King of Chess Island... Every time
>>704511896
get the fuck out
>>704510002
Holy shit, I haven't cry laughed on here for over a year. Way to go, Korean man.
>>704513372
Jesus, this pic...
>>704514529
I HAVE THE SMALLEST AND MALFORMED DICK IN THIS THREAD!
>>704515673
>>704515673
>>704515673
>>704515673
>>704515673
>>704515673
>>704515673
>>704515673
Join me.
>>704514925
>modern education
>>704515396
fucking rage
>>704507321
smashing the skull to release the soul
>>704507472
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
>>704508202
cnxna
>>704508202
kek
>>704516287
lost
>>704508811
Lost
This had me cracking up today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEodtWN7Xb0
>>704506918
just got this one.
>>704514925
fuck im shaking with anger right now
not only was this bitch wrong
but they disciplined a kid for calling them out
even after acknowledging it
>lesson in point
>accept whatever you are told
>even if you know it to be wrong
Fuck the modern education system.
>>704516591
i fucking hate it when women try making demands or conditions. they don't know what the fuck they're talking about ever. just do when men tell you you stupid cutns!
>>704509979
i love the insecure white guy logic. every one except you and people exactly like you is too stupid to make up their own minds about anything and totally susceptible to media manipulation.
>>704515316
FUUUUCK stop this shit or give me the address to that school so i can go columbine on these fuckers
The kid is right again.
FUCK THIS TEACHER IN THE EYEBALL
This is always good
https://youtu.be/qaBG1nYtCdc
>>704516747
Indeed.
>inb4 get out memefaggot
Best example I could find.
>>704508811
As a subway employee, I can't stop laughing
>>704516841
For real.
women don't (Shouldnt) have a say whatsoever.
they NEED the dick
>>704515396
OH NO YOU DONT FUCK YOU YOU STUPUD CUNT ASS FUCKING WANNA BE EDUCATOR KILL YOURSELF BY INHALING BLACKBOARD DUST AND RAPE YOURSELF WITH A RULER WHILE YOU STICK PENS IN YOUR EYES YOU USELESS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING GODDAMNIT NO WONDER AMERICANS HAVE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS I WOULD BLITZKRIEG THIS BITCH FASTER THAN A 90 YEAR OLD VIRGIN BLOWS HIS LOAD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>704516709
I mean, that's not like incredibly funny or anything
but what do you expect when you are microwaving plastic directly onto your food
>>704507860
>orange skull
>real
>>704516866
this almost sounds like an insult, but then it sounds like you've directly at everyone but. phrasing....
>>704508202
bitch
>>704517102
lost
>>704511303
Kek
>>704517187
dude
do you smell toast
>>704508748
lost
>>704507642
>9gag
>>704517145
ugh, and if you try telling them the problem with them "making their own decisions" they sit there and argue. it's like shut the fuck up woman!! if i wouldn't get nagged, fined and guilted for punching you until i feel better i'd do it!!! then, instead of her getting corrected and put in her place, she gets sent packing an "independent woman" living off the state and having the female version of affirmative action employing her instead of men at places and now it's really fucking hard to tell them or any man that she's not really doing it on her own...
>>704511490
this is one of the better ones i have seen in a while
>>704508042
thanks for red marker
wouldn't have got the pic without it
>>704516020
you know what it is right?
>>704511410
lost hard
>>704515396
that's a bad way to write a problem
>>704508042
>no magazine
>finger not on the trigger
Is he in danger of poking his eye?
>>704508202
fck ur dad
>>704510201
Fucking lost
>>704510201
fuckin brilliant
>>704513979
I hope I get here when I die.
>>704517425
no wonder niggers are black and full of bullshit
>>704509979
stupid cat
>>704518317
dude, is your mother dead yet?
>>704517425
source?
>>704517580
NO I DONT SMELL ANY FUCKIN TOAST YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHY WOUL D YOU THROW ME OFF GUQRD WITH SUCH A RANDOM FUCKING QUESTIONS GODDAMN I HOPE UOU AND YOUR LOL RANDOM MUFFINS SENSE OF HUMOUR GET TRAPPED IN A PHONE BOOTH AND YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BECAUSE THE ONLY THING WEAKER THAN YOU IS THAT SENSE OF HUMOUR YOU FUCKING JUMPED UP CUNTSTICK
>>704508202
fockin ell
>>704508202
fuck
>>704516747
>>modern
Check the date. That was 22 years ago.
>>704510201
Easily best in thread
>>704518547
I WAS playing pingpong in ding dang....
>>704508202
You cunt wagon.
>>704510333
why did i lost that hard? im crying
>>704518581
>i hope you and your sense of humor get trapped in a phone booth and your sense of humor beats the shit out of you because the only thing weaker than you is your sense of humor
Anon bringing the bantz
>>704518849
What. The. Fuck.
>>704518849
jesus fuck
>>704509076
Can we find him again, we need update on the count
>>704518454
double post, fucking gay. this kids a newb fag >>704518713
d
>>704518849
why does she have three testicles on her chest???
>>704518547
lol big bro ur a cheeky cunt m8. i'll take the shortcut and beat you down, swer on me mum
>>704519104
it appears that her heart is on the outside of her chest.
>>704508202
well shit you've convinced me pal :^)
>>704519115
>>704518849
What's with the ball sack on the chest
This is a good thread guys im proud of you
>>704519193
goddamnit it anon
>>704519400
nerve gas
>>704519392
fucking lost
Fukin lost it
>>704519392
the fuck was she thinking..
>>704519193
>>704519193
chesticles. women have them but men don't. she's a little young to have them already though, so that's abnormal
>>704510967
>filename
>>704518547
Darwinism at its finest
>>704519363
i counter your everlasting immunity with a recast of the alement which makes u unimmune to it. only the weight of your mom can break this. how much does she weigh?
>>704519623
almost looks like a suicide?
>>704508202
The romans was black
>>704519726
the fuck you talking about anon
>>704518237
holding it like that a bullet in the chamber might slide down the barrel and go off in his eye
>>704513904
Shit tier facebook meme material
>>704519863
I think he meant "ailment" and "you"?
>>704519898
that's why it's funny.
plus you actually got beme'd you silly person hahahaha i can't believe you!
forward this message to none of your friends because you don't have any.
>>704507472
kek, the millenial faggots don't know the klondike slogan
>>704519400
its her liver you idioet
>>704511303
Scrolled this far and lost to this.
>>704515859
IT'S BORIS!
>>704519726
could have just told him sad cat exists
>>704507472
You fuckin got me, that was great
>>704512925
You sound like a huge faggot.
>>704511490
/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwHFSYXhDFY
>>704508202
I bit and the fruit was not as sweet as I imagined
>>704520680
A little late to the party faggot
>>704508202
>>704519115
>>704519280
>>704519363
Fuck you all, the ones posting these shitty images AND the ones replying to them.
You are all just like a bunch of autistic school children playing retard tag. Honestly, do you think there is only 5-15 people on 4chan at any given time? If not, what about all the people who don't reply? Do you think that worldwide, there is simply you and a small collection of other anons committing to protecting your mothers, and that everyone else just allowed some internet voodoo to wipe them out overnight?
Oh no! Your mother is not a protect resource, there aren't many mothers left on the planet earth, but as long as you keep on protecting yours day in day out, then it will all be okay.
You absolute mooseknuckle fuckstickle. Are you seriously so retarded to think that a image only will somehow have an effect on your mothers life in reality, or are you just so absurdly paranoid that you aren't willing to take the risk?
Or is it some fucked up future guilt factor that if you don't reply and by pure coincidence something happens that you will always wonder if you could have protected her by posting a reply?
I hate you and every one of your kind, the shitposters that bait threads with this horseshit and moreso, the fucking idiots that feed that trolls and keep it alive out of some misplaced concept of loyalty to their fucking mothers or just trying to fit in on an anonymous imageboard by playing along.
Either way, take the nearest blunt object and just cram it down your throat until your bleed to death and shit your stomach out.
I hope you all die a painful death and your last waking thought is of me. You useless sacks of shit.
>If you don't reply to this post, you will die one day. Because of this post. I will be responsible for your death. HAHAHAHA I hope you remember this moment on you deathbed. Faggots.
>>704511415
Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in years. No lie, it feels good. Ty based anon.
>>704518581
chill fam
>>704519091
wtf…when you see it
>>704520818
>pot calling the kettle a faggot
>>704519280
cant wait for this cancer to be gone
>>704513904
Fuck that ear rape
>>704520644
Checked.
And I win? Or at the very least made you laugh.
>>704507881
Fuck lost
>>704520818
underage b&
>>704509979
Snek Speed bag
