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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur
I saw Chris Metzen at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in
person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now, you silly bitch?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?”
and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard
him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the
doors with like fifteen bottles of Alpha Brain in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for
those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around
and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to
scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at
me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to
say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and talking about orcs.
>>704487701
>>704487817
The end?
>>704488428
newfag
>>704487817
>>704488999
>4488999
Neat.
>>704489086
>>704488428
sorry man, Gf came in and started talking to me
>>704488527
you're very cool I hope to be like you someday
>>704484554
bestest boobs.
>>704489217
>>704489217
keep goin
>>704489333
>>704489237
suck a fat one
Offer still stands if people want to join! Starting to get a system and everything!
https://discord.gg/PnxEN
>>704489538
edgy
>>704489711
>>704489785
>>704489859
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>>704490046
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>>704490229
>>704490285
>>704490360
>>704490443
Finished
>>704490595
sauce
>>704490798
fuck off to your containment board >>>/mlp/
post hoers plox.
>>704490719
The hell do I remember, some hentai doujinshi.
About some hiki who got magic dick powers via malfunction microwave he bought off hands...
>>704491709
That's just a hoe, not a hoer.
>>704492289
You'll get there eventually.
>>704492338
>>704492382
>>704492420
Keep trying. Probability suggests that posting every image in existence means that you'll get it some day.
>>704492790
That looks more like a scythe.
Should we call a doctor?
>>704493189
>appropriating deer culture
>>704493300
I am offended.
We're not even in Hoe territory anymore.
>>704493413
I think he has some problems.
Hoes 4 life!
>>704493578
Scythes are cooler farm tools.
Hoes are love, hoes are life.
Hes are like people.
There are large ones, small ones, ugly, slim ones. loli ones, hard working sweaty ones.
To all tastes there is a hoe!
>>704494459
More
anacient ones.
>>704493947
Bro, this is s/fur, that's h/fur.
>>704494777
Dirty little ho
eww.
>>704494674
Alright, I demand to see a fucking loli hoe.
>>704494848
Nah, that's just feminine hoe penis.
>>704495018
Like this one: >>704492727
They are called japanese hoe. They are small and kawaii.
