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where all my kat fags
>>704474243
Kat who?
>>704474222
So pretty. I need to build a Jordyn folder.
>>704474291
Kat mcnamara
Where my peyton niggers at
>no kaley or katy edition
>>704474329
i've got like 1500 pics. She's the cutest
>>704474547
Retweet
>>704474642
Mmmmm
>>704474642
I always come here to fap to her...but I am going to save her pics.
>>704474642
And the hottest. Do you think she knows people lust after her?
>>704474961
i think so. But she probably dont think about it too much. Every hot girl knows that people fap to them
>>704475009
Gorgeous little body.
>>704475006
Stop...
>at least it isn't kaley
>>704475110
She looks like a porn girl right there...so eager and excited. Like she knows she's about to be taken inside a building and fucked in all holes before being covered with cum.
>>704474067
this chick totally has an std that i'm willing to contract
anyway, post some goddesses
>>704475273
Quite the imagination there
>>704475304
Is that a goddess?
>>704475273
fuck you you piece of shit
>>704475273
Would not mind watching that or participatin in that would it be a gang bang tho?
>>704475600
Yes
>>704475875
She's alright, I guess...
>>704475926
she looks like a 14 yr old thats already had a few surgeries
>>704475466
>>704475647
>>704475653
Dicks in hands detected.
>>704475875
Yummy
>>704475926
No disrespect, but how is she a goddess? She's good at best
>>704476149
Very yummy...
>>704475273
why think like that of jordyn? she's a sweet innocent girl. I just wanna cuddle with her.
Do you guys ever think about doing something crazy to get the attention of one of these celebs
>>704476268
Yes. By killing them
Posting BEST girl
>>704476143
Ehhhh no.
>>704476177
I asked. I didn't say anything.
>>704476232
More of her perfect ass?
>>704476268
>something crazy
go on, anon
captcha related lmao
question. would you rather let jordyn blow you or cuddle with her for a whole day?
>>704476540
Fuck me she makes me so hard, almost came
>>704476600
Blow.
>>704476600
Cuddle. Would last so much longer, and I could just blow myself to her image in my head later.
>>704476600
you're fucking dumb
>>704474243
>>704474291
DENNINGS
>>704476499
>>704476460
I was thinking like #columbineforKat I guess anything newsworthy though
>>704476628
If you like Nicki, you'll probably like this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHjIUJjjcMI
>>704476600
me myself would cuddle with her, easy
>>704476719
how?
>>704476815
I wanna titfuck her so badly
>>704476144
Maybe
>>704476815
I just wish there was something new because i've seen most of it
And thank you!
>>704476881
>>704476834
best cuddle girl
>>704477272
You fap to her often?
>>704477151
you probably would...most disappointing ten seconds of her life
>>704476486
i stepped away from the comp for a couple. mad hatters, i noticed.
so how you doing?
natalie dormer
>>704477438
Used to but i havent seen anything new, you?
>>704477460
I'm doing fine.
How is it going with Jill?
>>704477636
I give her a wank sometimes. Can't get enough of her tits.
>>704476600
>>704476834
>>704477405
>>704477616
>>704478064
Those lips wrapped around my cock...how nice it would be to have her pretty eyes looking up at me while she bobs her head on my shaft..
>>704478233
I'm with this guy fuck she's hot
>>704476600
cuddle for sure
blowjob without sex is just annoying
>>704477839
anything new?
we kind of had an issue last night. we were supposed to go to a party, but she was really nervous. she didn't want to go. I kind of had to show face tho, it was my friend's goaway celebration. anyway, we arrived late and u was only there for an hour...which kind of sucked, but jill was uncomfortable so we left.
>>704478291
unnng, more of her feet
>>704476232
fucking revolting.
>>704476540
she has an inflated tranny ass. disgusting.
>>704478793
HNNNNG
>>704478461
Hmm, yeah as expected. Well you can't force her tho. But you two still went. So that's a good sign tbh. She tried at least.
I don't know if I should talk to the one girl we talked about...
>>704478969
Oh my god....
>>704478793
>>704478969
That's so fucking hot. I'm about to explode
>>704478969
>>704479498
>>704478661
oh god she need to die. she is one ugly ass cunt
>>704479498
such perfect feet
what would you guys do to get the attention of a celeb?
>>704476767
whos this?
>>704479117
i know. i tried to be understanding. she only agreed to come if i held her hand all the way through and not leave her alone, which was kind of awkward when a friend started talking about how much of a slut his ex was.
wanna cs?
>>704476767
Beautiful tits
>>704479841
Kat Dennings
>>704479764
become famous
>>704479764
Go to their panels at conventions.
>>704479975
How would you do that?
>>704480066
how would you stick out from the crowd of other autists trying to do the same thing you are?
>>704479876
Kek. Well that's kinda cute tbh.
I am in bed so I don't know if cs works that well on my mobile.
>>704480070
become an actor, or a musician, or a writer
I love stroking to emma!
>>704480183
Actually put effort into my costume(s), and tell them how great they were in other works besides what they're currently displaying.
>You were great in ____ Trek, but I also loved you in _____ Gate!
>>704480506
>>704475006
Better than jordy bro. Love those tits. All you jordyn loving pedos aught to fuck off and die already
>>704475600
Nope
>>704480539
oh I see, I was just gonna shoot some thug and make it seem like he was a pedophile and once the news crews interviewed me I would just mention that I love that actor. but your way seems a lot less work
>>704480206
oh, okay. it's cool.
it was, but i just had to do the "kill gesture" (finger across the throat) more than once. my friend was drunk and talking about all sort of sexual stuff. jill looked down at her shoes more than once. she was clearly out of her element.
>these captchas, fuck!
>>704480506
her and Katy, together, doing a mother daughter roleplay, she gotta please daddy.
>>704480720
pedo for liking a 16 yo. ok
>>704480851
>>704480904
Yeah that'd be awesome
Katy shoving her tongue in Emma's tight little asshole
>>704480900
Awkward for both of you. I feel with her why she felt uncomfortable.
Dou you have kik or skype btw?
>annoying shit.jpg
>>704481017
??? Ya I'm not sure what part of pedo u are confused about???
>>704481173
OH GAD!! what happened to dove?
>>704480886
I actually 'tried' to get to know Karan Ashley better when she (and two other Mighty Morphin Power Rangers) came to my city in 2013 during a convention. I asked the actor who played Zack if she was "seeing anyone." I was only half-joking, but he said, "sorry man, she's got a boyfriend."
I walked away kind of glad she didn't overhear.
>>704481063
>>704481280
''Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.''
>>704481333
No make-up. And she still looks better than 90% of the other celebs with make-up.
I-I t-told m-my m-mistress Jessica Alba I-I know she i-is a-a beautiful w-woman and I'm j-just a-a street sl-slug b-born in a-a rabbit h-hole, a cross bred b-between m-my p-poor m-mother and a werewolf... So I-I have n-no r-right t-to assume I-I'm g-good enough f-for h-her... She l-laughed and said, "You got that right Little Boi!"... She s-said I-I d-don't even h-have the r-right t-to live m-much l-less what trickery I-I pulled by f-forcing her t-to fall in love w-with m-me, "Do you have any idea,' she s-said, "what it's like being married to a Slug-Man?"... I-I l-looked t-to the ground and s-said, "N-N-No... I-I'm s-sorry."...
>>704481346
do you live in a major city? also how did you get one on one time to ask that question?
>>704481585
FUCK YOU
>>704481529
>prepubescent
>>704481546
true dat boiiiiiii
>>704481708
Fucking hell.
>>704481604
Yes, I'm in a major city. I asked him at his table/panel. Karan was only about 15 feet away.
>>704481708
yea. ur not prebuescent when you are 16
>>704481903
shit, noice man mission passed
>>704481708
>>704481961
also. 16 is usually the legal age of consent in most countries
>>704481961
Oh right couldn't be fucked reading your whole post
>>704475304
this is the guy playing flash in the upcoming justice league movie
>>704482010
I tried. She was actually much shorter than I thought she'd be.
>>704480134
>>704481961
but legally shes still not an adult, if caught and prosecuted you would get an easier sentence than if you fucked a 5 year old but people still do time for it
>>704482112
I hope she does a nude shoot when she turns 18 I want to see that ass
>>704481173
i feel like it was my fault for dragging her there. i should've been more perceptible to her feelings. idk. we were supposed to hang out today but she said cancelled, saying her mom needed her.
and no, i don't.
>>704482193
then ur retarded.
>>704482306
Only in murica
>>704482193
Damn she looks good there.
>>704481585
She l-laughed at me t-telling me my attempts t-to make her feel sorry f-for me w-won't w-work... Then sh-she o-ordered m-me in a strong voice t-to lay on the gr-ground... After she p-put her beautiful-shaped f-foot on my chest, sh-she s-spit on me and ordered m-me to lick clean h-her bare f-feet and soles... When I-I finished she g-gave m-me my reward... She squatted over m-me and l-laid a r-royal fart 1 inch away from my face which lingered in m-my l-lungs f-for a-at least 5 minutes......
>>704482306
how is it legal in any fucking way? im not posting nudes
>>704478661
You don't fuck makeup?
>>704474067
id cum in 2 fucking seconds if she grinded on me like that
>>704482482
I never said it was illegal for you to share pics that are not pornographic
>>704482346
Great one. So adorable.
>>704482350
Hmm alright then.
No she has to get used to it. Do your thing.
Oh well. Next time then.
Did you get blue balls from looking at her feet again? Kek.
Who wants to fuck my throat!?
>>704482738
then what are you on about?
>>704479764
Walk up to her, pull out my monster cock and say, "I'm so sorry! I didn't know what else to do!"
>>704482574
>>704482217
stop trying to blow me up
>>704482959
What a lovely face hnng
>>704482893
does it really matter if anything I defended you
>>704481708
Dat ass don't look prepubescent.
>>704482925
love it
>>704483248
you didnt defend me
>>704482959
>>704482805
maybe.
ha, i tried to give her a foot massage after, which was fine for about a minute, before she started giggling uncontrollably. she's never had one before.
>pic was taken last week when i had dinner with her parents
>>704482808
Go be a faggot somewhere else.
Thanks. Bye.
>>704481346
I've talked to her a bit when they first started their ranger-oriented movie they're making right now, she's gained weight but shes still cute. I always badly wanted to bang her in her early ranger days with the long braids.
>>704483525
Oh shit, I forgot to mention it biologically makes sense to be attracted to 16 year olds that have gone through puberty. and as long as your not an amerifag you are good legally
>>704483686
Oh nice o e.
Haha. Then you should make her get used to it. :p
>>704482808
Um, yes please.
>>704484059
she had to know footfags would flock to that
>>704483898
I prefer her with no/low makeup
>>704482646
me too anon
>>704482959
Fuck you
>>704479953
this looks fake... anons?
>>704483815
exactly. but all the fags here think its pedophilic to like jordyn
>>704484099
Do you think she's put a strap on on that bear and fucked it?
>>704484262
Fuck you
>>704484588
>>704484501
Fuck you
>>704484541
I love her so much
>>704484455
My main point was to say that you both are kind of right, legally in the US its pedophillic but biologically your good (unless you are like 60, in which case its a bit pervy and you could make the case that its a bit pedophillic but it would take some explaining)
>>704474067
https://youtu.be/wRpDG2cWHVc
>>704484738
Best bod
>>704484588
damn shes lookin thick
>>704484194
Me too.
>>704484480
No I don't think so.
>tfw non anon to jerk off to pics of Katy with
>>704485242
*no anon
>>704484888
no im fine. I can fap if i want to. And im not american thank god
>>704485242
sorry, this is the greatest celeb thread.
>>704484099
i'll slowly build up to it. i fucking love her feet, as much as the taste of her lips.
>pic was taken last night. super uncomfortable.
>>704485038
You sure I mean she has that bear a lot I mean she might habe to a different bear?
>>704485325
WHAT!!!!, WE ARE THE LAST AND GREATEST BASTION OF FREEDOM ON THIS EARTH, WE ARE THE /b/ OF THE WORLD
>>704485420
>>704485521
You in for a Katy fap?
>>704485013
>>704485140
Perfection.
>>704485511
Kek. She looks a bit annoyed tho.
Understandable. She has great feet.
>>704485537
She is engaged. She wouldn't need to.
But it would look hot.
faggots destroyed the thread with ugly shits as katy, nicki nigger
>>704486758
who did you post?
>>704486863
he's either gonna say "i posted more than half the pics in this thread faggot" or "none why would i contribute to such a shit thread nigger"
>>704485856
top erection
>>704487068
sorry for posting women in your pedo thread then
>>704487310
>women
>katy/nicki
Choose one
>>704484059
What is she watching? Anyone know?
>>704487310
here we go again. people will never learn what pedophile actually means.
>>704483608
More of the best, please.
Also, thanks for turning me into a pedo.
>>704487440
So much would
>>704487815
>Also, thanks for turning me into a pedo.
hahahahah funny
new thread
>>704482409
Excella Gionne
![Jessica Alba[1286x1902].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1460/341/1460341975538.jpg "Jessica Alba[1286x1902]")
