Waifu claiming thread.
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>>704465453
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
still here
>>704471662
>Only slightly on the gay side
Liar.
>>704471613
why on earth would I not be open about it on the internet? I'm not so openly sexual in real life, but I'm an openly gay person there as well. I have zero problem with it, though I understand that's not the case for everyone.
we gonna hook up now, bby?
>>704471662
it's not gay if I suck your dick, bro. just say no homo after.
>>704471503
Just stab them
>>704471662
No, what's it about?
Is there gay shit?
here
>>704471195 [holo]
Nice. How long have you been playing?
>>704471802
>why on earth would I not be open about it on the internet?
MUH INTERNET REPUTATION.
But yeah
>though I understand that's not the case for everyone.
That ^
>we gonna hook up now, bby?
Anytime bby.
>>704471882
How was whatever you were doing this weekend?
I forgot what it was.
>>704471810
Stabbing is always the best tactic
>tfw your waifu is from a book so very few pics exist
Claim~
>>704472009
oh my. give me them contact infos.
>>704470251
Want to be friends? I have this weird urge to protect Tomokos and I think I know why.
I won't be able to do much...but I can wish you luck everywhere you go!
>>704470497
I'll keep track for you. Let's do our best!
>>704470491
I'll search for a Busch tomorrow. I'm broke and lazy atm you see
>>704470755
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!1!!11!
.... sorry
>>704470800
>I'm not 30 yet
whatyumeannotreintamadamadatotemonewidontunderstandhowdoyoulivelifeknowingyounevertookashotatthatgirlfamlikedamwhat
Jk do you have favorites? Mine you can already guess
Tristana claimed
>>704471970
omg can i have it?
natsuo
Thread just gayed up, yay!
>>704471829
Hey shino bby
>>704472052
Or ax, or claws
>>704471780
Shh, Ruga-chan, you gotta be a jack of all traits to win good relationship statuses
>>704471802
I'll need to say "no homo" on regular intervals to wash the gayness away, you can also consult Kyoko, he has seen my dick already once.
>>704471810
Nope, but it does have good shit, 50 mins of it per episode
Holo!
>>704471443
fiiine, you still have a long way to go~
>>704471979
8 months?
I didn't play that much for the 3 months I was working at NASA, though
No oversexualised waifu claimed.
I PLAY POKEMON GOOO EVERYDAY~
>>704472009
You know to much
>>704472142
the gif? absolutely. that's why I posted it, in case you somehow didn't already have it.
>>704472165
well it's also not gay to show people your dick. in fact it's the straightest thing you can do.
>>704472240
hello again, gardy guy.
>>704472165
> you gotta be a jack of all traits to win good relationship statuses
Does having cancer help?
>>704472245
Oh, sorry.
Then how are you doing in general?
>>704472307
>well it's also not gay to show people your dick. in fact it's the straightest thing you can do.
100% truth right here.
>>704471810
Sure but it'd be an hour or two from now; I may stop by earlier so drop that summ name ples
>>704472307
no i dont have to many gifs i love it.
>>704472307
Heyo! What's the craic?
>>704472390
>doesn't give contact info
my sadness is endless like an ocean of tears.
>>704472486
well enjoy it.
>>704472136
we have talked before. im fine with talking
HURR DURR I AM A PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
>>704472510
nothing. story of my life. what's up with you?
>>704472486
It's an outdated format.
>>704472136
Can you say that spaced out? I'm shit at reading that kind of stuff
>>704472200
Yeah, I'm probably getting a master's
>>704472240
Garde!
>>704472165
What's the plot
>>704472455
Aight
TheWretchedTwig
>>704472544
I think you can figure it out by reading how togame calls me.
karen kujo
>>704472158
I just like fast weapons that do a lot of damage.
>>704471764
I don't think there's a limit on how many colonists I can have as long as I can house them and feed them. Its gonna be BIG.
>>704472662
What do you wanna do?
>>704472136
So far I've played a lot of Cho, mumu, ashe and mundo. I don't really main anything
>>704472200
Oh you worked at nasa that's pretty sick. What did you do over there?
>>704472683
it is a mistake to assume I can figure anything out on my own. also who are you even talking about?
.,
Claim
>>704472807
I worked with some meteorites to try and understand the dynamics of early accretion
>>704472662
Alright, I'll keep you noted
>>704472807
You got nice taste. You play with friends or alone?
>>704472240
E V E R Y D A Y
>ui
>out
>bye, Shiro
>>704472307
Tots
>>704472390
Even if it did I don't have cancer anymore, so check and mate
>>704472662
I don't wanna give too much away, guy and girl collect swords, oh there is also a huge plot that concerns changing history and lots of sads along the way.
>>704472817
Most people call me Togame and not Heaven, LIKE THEY SHOULD
>>704473226
>Even if it did I don't have cancer anymore
That's what they want you to believe.
>>704472935
Good to hear then.
Well, of to play riven in one for all
>>704472786
Or just be the best tank in the game, don't die
>>704472802
Design surgical arms
>>704473120
Aight fam, drop me yours also
>>704473226
What was the name again?
>>704472606
Not feeling too good, a little upset about something at the moment.
>>704472662
Franno!
>>704473216
How are you Kneesocks? You find a song you gonna stick with yet?
>>704473548
How are you
>>704472662
>can you say that spaced out
It's on purpose. I like to talk trash in a mumbling way. It's all for fun though
>>704473440
Omenja
If you can't find me here's my social number
5425-69-3425 (keypad)
>>704473640
oh, I'm sorry to hear that. care to talk about it?
>>704473096
Sounds complicated. Discovered anything cool?
>>704473120
I try to avoid playing this game alone now, so I don't end up playing much
>wearing white button up and carrying open glass of orange juice.
>pretty little lady bumps into me
>get oj on me
She asks me if I need a napkin while apologizing profusely.
>"No ma'am, Im alright. Do you need help?"
>coy smile deployed
Oh, um uh Im ok. Thank you though.
>"Well alright ma'am. See ya 'round'
>swaveness successfully deployed
>spaghetti secured
>>704473743
I meant to say 545-69-3425
>>704473440
Katanagatari, probably my most beloved series.
>>704473410
Ruga-chan you should get him to sign up for telegram
>>704473440
That is very specific for a freshman
>>704473775
Yeah, all the chondrules were slightly flattened in the same direction, so there was something interesting going on while all of them were coming together in 0g
>>704473440
Top Tank Forever.
>>704474008
>Ruga-chan you should get him to sign up for telegram
Do it yourself.
And don't delete the account after 1 week this time.
>>704473640
Loser by Beck really appeals to me
Or Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz
Very well, you?
>>704474115
I only have 2 of those, very unfortunate :(
>>704473775
That's pretty good. I do the same as well, but mostly go solo for ranked
>>704474014
Good man. What are you up to now?
>>704474178
Not to intrude, but I'm going to, what's telegram? Is it like Skype or something?
>>704474301
Two of what?
>>704474396
It's a phone app that also has a web and desktop version.
But basically yeah, it's a messaging app.
>>704474396
playing some EVE, capitalizing on an event.
>>704473765
Just a shit ton of work I gotta get done, and I am what you would call a procrastinator.
>>704474265
Between the two, I'd go with Clint Eastwood, that one seems real fun to do.
That kind of picture, they're hilarious and I wish there were more. I need to watch Pandora Hearts with no subtitles so I can get some quality screen caps, there's some golden moments in the anime
>>704474014
wew
>I really hope you're not assuming I understand any of that shit
>>704474396
I don't really see myself playing all alone with 4 random bullies just to try to get a better rank
>>704474648
Im going for the perfection award over the sillyness.
Im not sure how Ill fair because of that descision
>>704474178
Bu-But...
Why do you have to be so mean to me
>>704474396
It's basically a messaging service, nothing particularly remarkable
>>704474815
I'm not really.
Basically, we still don't understand what was going on during the first ~100 million years of the solar system
>>704474976
>Bu-But...
>Why do you have to be so mean to me
Because you keep deleting your accounts.
>>704474648
gotcha. well I hope you get that taken care of. good luck.
>>704474550
Gotcha
>>704474619
I don't know what EVE is, but I'll search it up
>>704474815
I mute and carry. It's amazing how they still talk trash throughout the game even when we're winning; it'd be nice if they redirect their salt into the game or at least enemy team you know?
>>704474976
Thanks for informing me. What's your waifu's name?
Can't sleep for shit
I guess I fixed my phone though
How's life for everyone
>>704475321
playing swtor mmo because boredom
>>704475398
Oh right you have that
I'm guessing its completely dead?
Was it fun though?
>>704474701
Ah I see.
I post more screencaps then I do artwork.
>>704475015
So much to discover~ I was just kidding by the way
>>704475259
Yeah how people act in this game blows my mind
>>704475259
I enjoy it!
>>704475690
Both can be good, but I prefer to post some of the art work I have, because I think they're pretty
>>704475092
Okay fine, I'll make a new one. But I'm not promising anything about staying in touch.
>>704475259
Togame from Katanagatari
>>704475129
I'll see you around then
QOTT What is your real first name?
Shelby
>>704475632
No i see new people in this. started a new character and guilds are actively recruiting
>>704475321
I'm doing bloody good; might get a game with Franny in a bit
>>704475709
All walks of life league offers, but the most I have seen so far hailed from the Black Sea
>>704475782
It sounds awesome and I may try it out after semester ends. I'll keep my eye on it
>>704476045
Ty
>>704476219
Ha
Tiny tomatoes suck
>>704476219
Nice try hacker
You'll get nothing out of me
>>704476279
Oh that's pretty surprising
So you gonna start playing again?
What character did you make?
>>704476045
maybe.
>>704476045
Micheál
>>704476532
But Bill!
>>704476532
i guess. i made a sith warrior
>>704476863
Who's bill?
If you guess my name I'll post my address and bank account and social security number
>>704477056
Aart!
The odds are low, Ive got a good chance, r right?
>>704477038
Oh that's cool
Siths are better anyway
>>704477324
Aart?
You're guessing in the right direction since that's a Dutch name
But even then, your chances are lower than my will to live
>>704477482
right now i even have my own twilek slave
>>704475849
you need to go easy on me with the science stuff but I'm willing to learn still
>>704476304
This community is beyond salvation
>>704477482
>
>>704476384
What's wrong 'socks?
>>704477482
Is it rascist to have googled dutch names to get that?
It feels like it is
Thats sad, same though!
>>704477772
Ya laughed at my name!
>>704477622
It better be a female
That shit is hot
What do you need it for anyway?
>>704477757
I thought you had forgotten about me
How are you bby?
>>704477772
>5 off
Life sucks
>>704477904
It's really not, it's smart
But even then, I'm the only one with this
Believe me I googled it
>>704477904
I didn't laugh at your name, that was my answer to the question. I haven't met a Shelby yet
>One of my colonists is a legless fuck and I don't have the medicine to give him new legs
Goddamn it.
>>704478065
...just end me now famlam
>>704478065
it is. she is blue. she was opening a specific cavern for me
Mine
>>704478149
What game are you even playing?
>>704478201
We can drink the bleach together
>>704478448
Wew, I guess you have a pretty hard lightsaber now?
So she isn't really your slave? Just a companion
Disappoint
>>704478642
Clorox or Tide? I prefer tide because it's color safe
>>704478065
I could never do that
>>704478642
Rim World! Its fun.
>>704478138
Were cool people. Weird and nice
>>704478065
Oh! Then I concede, it will forever be a mystery!
>>704478642
its red and yeah. no she is a slave. everytime we chat i have a dialogue option to shock her
>>704471706
Sorry I dipped out on you earlier there. We were on StarCraft II I believe?
>>704479561
Pweetycat
>>704479441
Kk. John
>>704479203
I usually just mix the two for optimal result
Also I'm sorry I didn't see your previous reply because I don't get (you) on phone for some reason
Anything in particular which got you feeling this good?
>>704479343
How was your weekend friend?
I'm sorry sometimes dark thoughts creep into my mind
>>704479430
Never heard of it
Tell me more, what kind of game?
>>704479441
Gehehe, maybe if I can somehow send it in a more of a private chatroom
Like a discord for example
This is still a 4chan, it's quite easy to find me with just first name
Calamity-masu'd
I have blisters on my hand and it's severely unpleasnt
>>704479669
Hot
>>704479742
Not a kitty!
>>704479934
Stop jerking off without any lube.
>>704479742
Like the captain of the normandy!
>>704479749
You worry far too much winner!
Are you trying to seduce me into a private session!
>>704480044
No lube?
I just use spit, ya twit
>>704480044
No. I was swinging around a metal stick with holes in it. The stick was also hot, so it just folded my skin like paper.
>>704479561
A Galil ^^
>>704479749
Its a survival game where you run a colony, its very Prison Architecty, basically you have control of colonists and they do shit for you, you're their god and you gotta make sure they survive. Its also a lot like Dwarf Fortress, where the colonists are stupid and do stupid shit, but its okay cause they're doing their best.
>>704480319
I don't want to study. Quick, distract me!
>>704479669
That's pretty hilarious
Can she rebel or something? You better make sure she knows her place
>>704479934
You should take it easy with the masturbation my friend
It's even more unpleasant on your dick
>>704480166
Pssh your sweet talk won't change my mind
M-maybe
I'm just saying we have a discord and a lot people in there would like you to join
Am I being seductive enough?>>704480429
>You're their god
So black and white basically?
That sounds fucking good though
How much is it?
>>704480044
if you are into it
>>704480645
well she is a slave.
>>704480405
Im getting lewd arent I?
>>704480510
On it!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzly4fD0YA
>>704480911
You are indeed.
Just learned how to play the OPM theme on guitar
>>704480879
Yea but so we're niggers and look where we are now
Just keep an eye on her
Did they add anything story wise?
>>704481072
Congrats
I don't know it so I'm not sure if it's hard or not
>>704480645
I suppose its working, but Im on mobile when Im on here!
Does this matter?
I have minimul knowledge on discord
Id be happy to join!
>>704481002
My lord, Im good at this whole ERP business!
Claimed
>>704481292
No. Stop that.
>>704481262
i dont know. she is my slave though so i guess she is going to follow me forever.
>>704481072
vocaroo and post it
>>704480319
>Any sort of lube at all
Pleb
>>704480421
Why though
>>704480429
An Elle!
>>704480879
Extremely into it
>TFW no PC to have a Twi'Lek slave on
Suffering.gif
>>704481396
Hey Ruby
Same thread still up?
>>704481292
They don't call me a womaniser for nothing
There is an app which I use as well
Shino was just telling me we needed to recruit you
>>704481471
Yea but
Well probably
Does she fight? Or carry items?
I mean what are her practical uses?>>704481652
Yup
It's been incredibly slow tonight
>>704480645
$30, or free if you so desire.
>It is not worth $30 I can tell you that much
>>704481641
How goes it?
>>704481641
Kung fu.
>>704481641
the slave part the twilek part or the shock part?
>>704481787
she is able to fight and has an absurd amount of healing in combat
>>704481459
But by gum, Im good at it!
Am I being the naughty?~
>>704479749
Speaking of dark thoughts, that's pretty much how yesterday went. Today was fine I went for a barbecue at my grandparent's place and we watched hockey
>>704481787
Sad to see, how's it going?
>>704481641
DRY BONES
>>704481787
Well Im friends with Shiro, I suppose it wont hurt
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