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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704342845
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>704347413
Pretty much, a warframe is just a set of armor with skills. There's other play styles like offense and crowd control, even a bit of sniping and buffing action.
>Meanwhile in Rim World.
>Hear hand grenade explosions
>Get a bit spooked
>Remember that Hitt hunts with fucking hand grenades.
>>704348082
True, but I balance it out with a lot of fruit and veggies and good stuff.
Calamity-masu'd
Threads are lively now
>>704348458
nyet.
>>704347759
I've been good, just busy. Yourself?
>>704348182
Its pretty good. Lots of intense 1v1 duels
>Hamakaze claimed
>>704348082
That works..
..I guess
>>704348099
You are gonna go def!!
>>704348135
Damn!
>>704348213
Good girl
>>704348308
You are the proof of my troof!
>>704348418
Don't worry about it, you aren't as bad as you think.
Have fun!
>>704348182
I get told I drink pussy drinks because I mix vodka
As always.
Good ol me
>>704348706
still here
>>704348636
That is most definitely a loli pokemon.
>>704348656
School started back up, so pretty bleh.
>>704348765
Alice-u.
>>704348791
Smug.
>Best fox claimu
>>704348458
That's still fairly soon though.
Listening to anything?
>>704348658
That's assuming I'm not all ready...
how long are you going to keep this up?
>>704348883
Shiru>>704348893
*pats*
Tenryuu claimed
>>704348182
Then it'll be easier to drink you under the table. Prepare your KD.
>Marple east or west?
>>704348308
Just lay on your back and itch with you left leg a few times.
>>704348408
Well, the benefits of a cynical view on life.
>>704348658
rude.
>>704348883
you make no sense.
Gardy claimed.
>>704348658
oh my :^)
>>704346048
Im definitely hoping so.
>>704346311
I have a store exclusive. $150 AUD for 500 ml. But it is stupidly good. Tastes like honey going down, coffee and chocolate as air hits your tongue. Can only buy it at the warehouse stores.
>>704348860
I pod broke today. My reputation as the kid with headphones on all the time is in the toilet.
>>704348596
Dud.
>>704348926
I suppose.
>>704348999
You make no sense man!
>>704348995
How're you doing?
I would fuck every waifu here except tomoko.
>>704349133
>>704348926
And no, not listening to anything.
>>704348944
You can hear your music, no?
>>704348999
Is it?
>>704349020
You aren't george takei!
>>704348998
True, a pessimist is never disappoint.
>>704349043
If I haven't stopped by before that tell me if it all went alright.
>>704349143
Even Miia?
Claimed.
>>704348305
Except I don't share genus names with the cow.
>>704348588
True, but since you're all foxes, accuracy is moot.
>>704348458
Oh, right, no stitches, sorry! I see you around, though! Gym was nice but doing squats/back then riding the train for 4 hours was brutal.
>>704348596
Nah man, you can't "balance it out". That's not how nutrition works. You can't eat infinite vegetables and then eat whatever you want. Not saying an occasional pizza isn't great or is wrong, or trying to get down on you.
>Suika claim
>>704348408
Like remembering to swap ammos depending on the enemy..
>>704348458
Pretty alright, nothing to complain about
>>704348656
I assume I have to preorder to have access to the closed alpha
>>704348706
>They're right :^)
Drink at your pace, buddy
>>704348998
My liver ought to take a heavy hit because of you
I'm ready to die in the name of crippling alcoholism
>east
>>704349237
Mia is too trash to be a waifu
>>704349181
Kinda...
>>704348658
Whorebocaust
>>704348998
Impressive, how many hours a day should I practice.
>>704349181
I've been DOXXED! Red alert!
Hello all
>>704348883
shiro
>>704349299
That does help pretty much with pseudo giants and controllers.
>>704349133
Working on this bottle of alcohol with >>704349299
>>704349299
BRB, killing self
>>704348883
Same here. Its my last year though
>>704349299
Probably, I got mine off some generous soul on reddit
>>704349046
I don't see why you couldn't still wear head phones without music playing. If you're here i assume you're anti social anyways. It may not be a surprise to people.
>>704349389
Hello
Today is a day
>>704349321
Sorta?
>>704349351
Just double post her~
>>704349370
Hah!
I knew I would get you!
>>704349389
o/
>>704349133
true.
>>704349181
you have no way of knowing how good or bad of a girl I am.
>>704349303
You are too trash to be any were but a landfill
>>704349389
sup mayne been a minute. watching me sum sword art rn.
>>704349299
Good. I'm doing okay myself, tired though.
>>704349389
Hi.
>>704349405
How're you doing?
>>704349571
Now admit that Sylveon is a loli pokemon.
>>704349581
Shut the fuck up slavfag
>>704349043
Now you want me to try some. Maybe i should go to my whisky store of trust. Local stuff. TenTen would recommend.
>>704349213
But he's more surprised and satisfied if things go positive.
>Why are gas masks so nice?
>>704349299
Well, canadian versus german.
Epic drink battle. Tho you can train until summer next year.
>>704349370
1 hour per day should be enough.
>>704349571
Maybe I do~
>>704349647
no. because he is not.
>>704349571
What is this thing btw?
>>704349817
that's quite the >implication
>>704349647
was about to play a game
>>704349881
the pokemon sylveon. from gen six. a fairy type eevee evolution
>>704349835
Totally a loli pokemon!
>>704349881
A loli pokemon named Sylveon.
>>704349958
Nice. What game? As for myself, I'm just watching some YouTube.
>>704349757
Very true.
Because they fit so well and if you're not dumb you know how not to run out of breath when wearing one.
>>704349556
That makes sense but I guess I like the image of being a music lover not that I have to listen to it the thought of ignoring people solely w/ headphones comes off as lazy,
>>704349886
I try.
>>704349556
Today is a day, but is it THE day?
>>704349558
Hello, how goes your night?
>>704349608
Its been more than a minute, where have you been off to?
>>704349647
Heyo, you been up to much?
School still boring?
>>704349180
Ah, well at least you seem to be enjoying yourself.
>>704349558
>>704349558
You'll hear from my lawyers about this! I'm suing your for infringing upon my privacy >:^(
>>704349757
Thank you sensei, I will take your teachings to heart and learn the dead opossum. It might take decades, but I will try my best.
>>704350032
the crew. some free game from ubisoft. cool
>Build Drakgoon
>Oh cool, it's a Flak Cannon
>That shoots fucking marshmallows
I never thought I would dislike a shotgun.
>>704349389
Fists of terror
>>704349442
Those names give me ptsd
And their appearance makes it worse
>>704349458
No balls, bet you won't
>>704349460
Lucky bastard
>>704349647
How about some sleep?
>>704349757
I expect some shenanigans and rambling about who fucking knows
Next year? Hopefully I'll be on holiday at that time
>assuming I they accept my enlistment in the first place
>>704349294
Then maybe I should call you "Uncle" because of the constant drinking
>>704349967
Ah, thank you
>>704349967
I didn't see it before, but now i can't stop seeing it
>>704350070
Give me your dog
>>704350220
Have you charged the shot?
>Ran-sama
>>704350032
you're like a crazy person. why must he be a loli?
>>704350061
to be silly? because that's all I'm seeing.
>>704350283
ugh not you too
>>704350234
Can't be bothered to try anymore :|
>>704350070
Pretty good, but now I am grumpy because it's not looking like there will be an episode of Re:Zero released tomorrow
>>704350143
Come at me, my lawyers are the best!
>>704350357
Oh you!
>>704350234
Controllers are pretty easy to kill if you have some grenades or happen to own a M203 or GP-25 under your gun's barrel.
>>704350070
Making a couple friends and joining the military. Oddly enough a nickname for my ex used to be "squiggle" don't know where it came from.
>>704350061
ahh the typical anime mallet I can't get enough of.
>>704349958
good kitty.. what game?
>>704350220
i looked about the dojo. pretty big place
>>704350070
Not really, no. Just been listening to some music really these days. And watching college football.
School has just gotten worse than boring really. But I'll survive.
>>704350234
Soon. Like in half an hour or so.
>>704350357
The small figure, it being cute.
>>704350357
I mean...it is a fairy type pokemon
How many fairies you know that aren't lolis?
>>704350309
Yeah, that is why I say it's a Flak Cannon.
>wide spread of bouncing marshmallows
>or you can fire a concentrated BIG marshmallow
>>704350495
Yeah, all of that was completed before I restarted. Most of the research too. I am gonna take credit for researching the Ack and Brunt along with the Silva Aegis tho. Sword and Board is always fun.
>>704350052
I own one, you need to get used to it, bunt then they're nice to wear.
>>704350143
Take your time
>>704350234
Well i hope that i'll have holidays next week. Or that i can take 3 weeks.
>Enlisting for what?
>>704350465
oh me.
>>704350511
well, they are similar I guess. but sylveon is not a loli. sylveon is a pokemon.
>>704350647
what if he's the type of fairy who's just a fruity gay guy?
>>704350493
the crew. some free ubisoft game.
>>704350654
well i started making a vasto before i stopped. i still need to get a new sword and primary going
>>>>>89279999
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>>704349294
My waifu actually does have stitches. They're just covered up most of the time. So yea, that's something me and Fran share.
>>704350748
Sylveon is a loli pokemon!
>>704347413
I might join you on that endeavor.
>>704347419
>>704349299
Good eye sight~.
How's it going, Boss?
>>704347590
>>704348637
Who was playing? Haven't really caught up with the season yet. Troubleshooting some tech problems for family.
>>704349389
Best Swordsman.
>>704350493
Oh?
>>704350748
You oh!
Anime is for betas, pedos, and queers.
>>704350797
Get Orthos.
>>704350654
It's pretty good, maybe you're just fighting higher level enemies with an unranked weapon?
And Silva and Aegis is pretty bad right now
>>704350879
Welcome to /b/ newfag. Enjoy your fucking stay.
>>704350733
Same, it's not really rocket science to wear one.
>>704350748
Then he'll be welcomed here. 1/3 of the people here are gay.
>>704350283
No, you cant have my doggos. Ill share my puppy, but you cant steal him
>>704350465
Damn, it will be out before you know it. Are you on the rem train as well? I should probly start watching it since so many people enjoy it
>>704350234
im sorry boat, you and smug asked for it! I have to keep my title as grandmaster fister
>>704350493
What area did you go into? Thats a neat nickname, pretty unique and cute
>>704350511
Ive been doing the same. Since you listen to a lot of music, have you ever thought of writing your own?
>>704350849
Nebraska and Oregon. Nebraska secured the win, 35-32.
NFL time tomorrow though, no clue what games I'm going to be watching.
>>704350903
what is it? can i just buy it from the market.
Gonna go play some War Thunder, I'll see you guys in a bit
>>704350465
I have Perry Mason as a lawyer. prepare to get FUCKED!
>>704350733
Wise words
>>704350654
you play warframe? i just picked it up because my roommate plays it @_@
>>704350826
strongly disagree.
>>704351029
yeah, gays tend to have a stronger showing in these types of places I've noticed.
>>704350962
OK beta-pedo-faggot, enjoy being in your 50's sleeping next to a cum covered waifu pillow. Fucking degenerate
>>704350904
Yeah I was. Doing Draco cause why not. Still managed to get to 30min before my pub squad dipped out. Luckily muh Jat Kitty and Lex could support me after about 20 minutes.
I know I shouldn't judge a weapon until I have used it and ranked it up with some mods, but maaaan I was expecting something a bit more powerful.
>>704351074
Yes, you can buy the BP from the market. It's a dual bladed polearm.
>>704351094
Yep. Shit's fun but soul draining.
>>704351031
oh fuck no, anyone who is on the rem train is delusional.
It would make NO sense for him to go with rem after the entire premise of the show is him going after whatshername!!!
>>704351081
I am my own lawyer!
Undiscovered talent!
>>704351114
I will. Thank you. You enjoy being an internet tough guy who does no wrong. You piece of shit.
>>704351094
It's a brewer Asuka! Haven't seen you in a while. How've you been?
>>704351105
You're just in denial.
>>704351031
I have not really.
>>704351161
its pretty tolerant of my drunkenness.
>>704350826
Oh, well, then!
>>704350733
Gas masks suck if you've ever actually had to use them.
>>704350493
I can try to talk you out of joining.
>>704350407
Fucking knew it :^)
>>704350472
Isn't ammo for 'nade launchers expensive?
>>704350511
I see
>>704350733
That'll be a huge break if you manage to get 3 weeks
You sure we can't have the match then? :^)
>just an infantryman
>>704350849
I didn't lose an eye for nothing~
It's going alright, may or may not get myself drunk tho
Yourself?
>>704351031
We'll get ya next time, lil' mug
We'll get ya..
>>704351031
Tell me where you live so i can "share" him.
>>704351105
4chan really does make people gay.
Thank god i have my waifu for protection
>>704350856
Yeah I haven't posted in a minute but have been lurking, I see your new and fit in so that's nice what's ur anime?
>>704350903
What's Orthos?
>>704350797
which begs the obvious question.. can you go wrong with a free game especially ubisoft.
>>704351250
or maybe you're the one not seeing the truth. you some kind of loli obsessed guy or something?
>>704351217
Ooooh I'm shaking, at least I got dignaty in real life and the internet. But you on the other hand are a beta IRL and online.
>>704351443
>dignaty
Stay in school.
>>704351161
Judging weapons before mods is definitely a bad thing, just look at the Opticor, it's horrible without firerate mods
>>704351392
I was blamed for turning a lot of people gay from the pony threads. 2011-12 was crazy times, man.
>>704351434
N-no... Totally not!
>>704351302
Yep. Any plans for your day?
>>704351355
Pretty much, but you can find ammo for them from stashes and if you're smart you won't use them until you run into something like a controller.
>>704351443
>dignity
>posts on 4chan
>>704351488
>correcting peoples grammer online
You showed me
>>704351591
[doubt]
>>704351542
Shhh you're not safe saying that here
>>704351161
oh ok ill get it then
>>704351399
well when it doesn't open and i cant figure out why yes
>>704351642
grammar and spelling are different things
>>704351671
[loli]
>>704351399
Spice and Wolf!
What's up?
>>704351275
It is pretty fun to run around at the speed of sound shootan guns and kiilan doods frunk as duck.
>>704351399
A dual bladed polearm.
>>704351491
Yeh, Yeh. Just based on how it fires right now I'm honestly thinking of just damage. Damage damage damage. Maybe fire rate. Punch Through doesn't seem as useful on this guy.
>>704351721
You probably won't regret it. I used it up until I got Orthos Prime.
>>704351443
>dignaty
Winners Don't Do Drugs
>>704351642
or post bait
Also, switched to computer, so I might lose any replies ... sorry.
>>704351591
We were going to go to Akihabara, but the weather is utter shit, and we still hurt from going to TGS yesterday (hence the 4 hour trainride). I want to go to the gym ... but again, I hurt.
Also, concur--it's a loli.
>>704351677
oh? how so?
>>704351748
we'll have to agree to disagree, shiro guy.
>>704351754
>Image
>>704351302
I used them already, a 15km march with it and a folding shovel poking your ass on the way isn't pleasing.
>know that feel
>>704351355
We'll see if we can, but should be easy outside of the basic training.
>not Navy
Well, then you hope that you have comrades which like to drink.
>>704351863
Pony fags get out etc.
>yuuko
>>704351828
Oh shit, you live in Japan?
>>704351863
Sounds fine.
>>704351210
Is it a weird love triangle in the show? I dont know much about it still.
Also, what is your waifu from?
>>704351250
I never thought about it much, but one day i just started and its pretty interesting. Maybe try one out sometimes and see where it leads? You never know
>>704351355
I will be the grandmaster forever bote. You cant stop my rein of grabbings
>>704351392
I live in texas currently friendo, come visit me and doggos. We can tag team pet him and make him a happy pup
>>704351828
>Also, concur--it's a loli.
>>704351972
oh, ha. even here, even 5 years later, huh? goodness.
>>704352070
I suppose so. Yea, I'll try it out sometime.
>>704351031
I thought so but that's before I realized that crazy people don't know that they are crazy xD
>>704351721
Haha gamer problems I don't have a single system anymore.. time for pokemon emulates
>>704351748
cute
>>704351754
Sounds cool, nothing much gonna go to my friends tomorrow and listen to some records maybe make a move.
>mumei
>>704351928
What model do you have? Also, did you have to MOPP up when you did it?
>>704351928
>Navy
Enjoy your three hour tour. BT is easy. You won't fail out. Just remember that. Not because the military is desperate, honestly, but you will be amazed how many things you can get done in a day and what you can actually do.
>>704352017
I used to, but I'm back in Japan now for my job.
>>704352117
Look you nigger Suika is like 900 years old.
>>704352117
where did my "UGH" go?
>>704351603
Alright then, I'll keep that in mind when I start a new game
Any difficulty setting you recommend?
>>704351928
Alright then, if I get accepted, basic should be during the winter, I'll freeze my balls off
>what's the point if all the shipfus are dead?
If I have comrades like then, then I should be fine
>>704352070
Just you wait, the student surely will surpass the master soon
>>704352324
sure sure, that's a good cheat. I know the drill.
>>704352070
eh, kinda
but I guess it is one sided, which is actually fucking great when it comes to anime. there is a girl that likes the main guy, but he shuts it down when she tells him like any normal person would
>>704352295
make a move?
>>704352324
That's neat. I think I'd like to visit Japan someday, buy some weeb shit.
>>704352372
The difficulty doesn't really change much more than the damage you do and receive, so as long as you're a good shot you're all set.
>>704352070
Sure thing. I'll brib an old anon from there out too.
4 some~
>>704352117
Old memes die hard
You're never leaving this place. It's too late.
>>704351032
Ayy when your home state wins that's always a pleasure. Might take a look at the schedule myself, already lost the motivation to support The Bears though.
>>704351355
Good to hear. Another fun night then I take it? Doing well, a tad busy. Everybody always calls you or needs help at the same time heh.
>>704352070
also Spice and Wolf
>>704352070
Oh and i'm going into aviation technician I get to work with flight programs :3
>>704351816
i dont know how long that took
>>704352295
i have 360s but i only play on my PC nowadays
>>704352706
Let's just say back when I quit I was trying to get Orthos Prime when they were tower drops, and I never got it. Only recently did a friend of mine give me the parts to it.
![[Tenryuu intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HOtaQ93.gif "[Tenryuu intensifies].gif")
>>704352324
>BT is easy
ikr
> but you will be amazed how many things you can get done in a day and what you can actually do.
Sitting on my ass the whole day and getting paid a safe income is always fine. And i'm living the dream 24/7, so it can't get better.
>>704352372
> basic should be during the winter, I'll freeze my balls off
The balls aren't the problem, the feet are
>Wrap them into newspapers with some red pepper on them. Keeps warm.
>what's the point if all the shipfus are dead?
You're still on a bote.
>If I have comrades like then, then I should be fine
You'll drink stuff you've never heard of before.
>>704352638
Which Bears? College football or NFL? If referring to the NFL Bears, there's always a chance. Never give up.
>>704352594
maybe if I didn't already have a place to call home. who knows.
>>704349063
Ice Lady.
>>704349294
Well I get it, but its not like I eat pizza all the time, its occasional ^^
>>704352804
oh so its probably rare. i also unlocked Mars
>>704352424
I do not understand what you're talking about.
>>704352550
I bought some weeb shit. I got a Gundam EFSF shirt yesterday. I also have an awesome ricy lunchbox/bento. And a ton of other stuff, back home. Honestly, the weeb stuff is okay, but once you go to Niseko in Hokkaido or Kyoto, all the animes pale in comparison. Breathtaking beauty.
>>704352688
Careful with "technician", that's a catch-all. If you're a maintainer, so you can get your A&P and have a life after the military.
>>704352872
The military is what put me in Japan, so I can't complain. But unless you're planning to punch after 4 and take your GI Bill, I don't know if I'd recommend enlisting.
>>704352903
>Jay Cutler
That's the joke.
>>704353046
I was being retarded and judgmental. I apologize.
>dat gif
>>704353264
oh yes you do, lolicon.
>>704352218
If you like what you made you could always share it too
Played any good games lately?
>>704352295
True, thats how it goes sometimes. Some things just get the best of people ya know?
I think people always just worry to much and overreact
Flying stuff always seemed the coolest to me. Do you want to do work on them or fly them yourself?
>>704352372
ohoho, you think so young one? I will not let you surpass me easily! I will use my fists with full force if i must
>>704352486
So it sounds more quote unquote realistic huh, i dig it. Never heard of spice and wolf, ill make it the next thing i watch then
Been watching anything else or is this your new big thing?
>>704352594
Hes just a pup though, i dont know if he can handle that many people. He will be hitting critical pet levels captain
>>704353409
That's cute
>>704352583
Alright, thanks for the tips!
I'll get started somewhere around next week. I'll tell you how it goes if I see you on thread
>>704352638
>Implying I'm not sad drinking
Of course it is, That's good to hear man. And you just have to oblige, right? :^)
>>704352872
>Wrap them into newspapers with some red pepper on them. Keeps warm.
I see, I'll do that if I can find some
>You're still on a bote.
True, but I'd rather be infantry, it's attracting me more for some reason
>You'll drink stuff you've never heard of before.
I can't wait for that
>>704353409
No.. I'm sure of it! It will be hard, just like my fists, bit I'll succeed!
>>704353182
I wouldn't say rare, but it wasn't exactly common either. Good job unlocking Mars. The tile set is fukken heug so have fun. The boss is pretty easy once you learn his moves and phases. If you need some help, and if I feel like playing (sorry but even I get burnt out), just ask.
>>704353674
No problem man, always happy to help a fellow stalker.
>>704353409
I generally watch whatever is playing.
91 days, food wars, and this one I wasn't expecting called Alderamin on the Sky are good this season
>>704353366
God dammit, just because she has small tits does not mean she's a loli you tiedied hippie fox! And god dammit, another fox!
>>704353674
I'm drinking today too. It's okay. Just follow the rules: You cannot lose weight when drinking. You cannot drink two days in a row.
Also, are you gunning for the infantry or an Infantryman now?
>>704353264
Jay Cutler is not a joke! What do you mean!?
Sure he hasn't even mustered up a single 4,000 yard season in his entire span with the Bears, hasn't had more than thirty touchdown passes in a single season in his entire career, and LOVES throwing them picks, but he is still a reliable quarterback!
t. Saints fan
>>704353409
I don't play vidya anymore really.
>>704353409
I think over anything else I want to travel and I'll certainly be able to do that with the Navy but flying is not a big ambition of mine.
>>704353264
Thanks for the correction, even if you're drunk you're braincells can still kick in after all :3
>>704352486
we just got down talking about our type and i know she likes me so maybe just a smooch she doesn't get around so that's nice xD
>mumei
>>704353939
she's a loli, you're a lolicon. it's cool man, I'm not here to judge people.
>>704353678
ill let you know if i hit a wall
>>704353046
>Not eating pizza every day.
That's why you malfunction.
>>704348596
Hmm, interesting indeed.
>CC
Oh man, how long can you keep someone at a stand still?
>>704349389
Samurai!
>Go to try to turn on car
>Key won't budge
>Stuck in lock position
.....whelp, locksmith away! Seems the locks will be the FIRST thing I get fixed, rather than tires or the bushings.
>>704354021
Go for it, man!
Here's my waifu
>>704353939
How are you Suika, found any new songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyqWjl7GkCE
