Waifu claiming thread.
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>>704327542
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Calamity-masu'd
>Best fox claim
>>704336071
>pats the fox
>>704335699
Why exactly do you think it's reasonable for the entire world to coddle him?
Why the fuck should I accept him being a cunt because he disagrees with my opinion?
If he can't handle the banter and heat of discussion here he needs to get the fuck off this site, he does nothing but attack random people who in random ways trigger him like mentioning gfs, girls not being fit for combat, he literally avatarfags in other threads and encourages raids for things he doesn't like.
That is not fucking ok and should not be accommodated, that isn't because of any sort of bullshit mental "diease" you can fix with drugs, that's him being a spoiled child that expects the world to suit him and you're enabling him.
>>704335902 (Saber)
Look,you aren't bad, its mainly the guys like >>704335767 that I dislike.
>>704335944 (Striped Pantsu Guy)
Nyet, Galil wears thong.
>>704336071
That's a bold claim
>Mfw 7 hours of sleep
still here
and
>>704335801
how many hours?
>>704335944
oh err not that im willing to track down
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>704336183
You said Mirai Nikki was good
You liar
>>704335956
mine
>>704336180
>Hug the Alice
>>704336198
It was a bold claim to say Pixels was a good idea
>>704336071
Too bad wolves are better~
>>704336262
~10-20
but I am also pretty slow compared to some people and have to pay for 3
>>704336277
I must've been sarcastic, I'm a very big speaker for Mirai Nikki being hot garbage and people who try to defend it are usually retarded.
>>704336376
Maybe, but at least the fox is literate
>Ran-sama
>>704336248
Too much
>>704336358
That's approaching lewd, we must be careful
>>704336183
This
>>704336277
>Not looking at reviews first
Kek
>>704336268
>
>>704336473
The wolf is literate too!
>>704336172
Spooky.
>>704336337
No.
still here
and
>>704335944
you're talking to a fake
>>704336391
>people who try to defend it are usually retarded.
I knew there was something wrong with that You Know guy.
>>704336248
Cute picture.
>>704336508
I trust gramps a bit too much.
>>704336376
>Wolf
>Better than fox
There's a reason we made dogs
>>704336262
It's probably out there
>>704336376
not that much
>>704336646
they are new. they wont know the difference
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>704336595
What
Ruga-chan always staying true to his purpose in posting threads, truly a knight whose dedication to his ideals would land him in a respectable position in any thread, yet he chose the shitposting riddled and black plague infused, low quality waifu circlejerks. Gracing the shitposting filled streets with his awe worthy tripcode, he had very little keeping him there.
And for why you may ask, and rightfully so.
Well it's because his trusty and VERY HOT maiden resided inside this disease plagued compound.
None other than the awestrucking Heaven herself.
I'm very bored, please don't judge me
>>704336483
Eh, it'll be fine
>>704336595
I wouldn't call this literacy, maybe she can still read, but that's only half literacy
>>704336716
I'm not sure what point you're even making
>Ran-sama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw3d9KTYHIE
>>704336337
nice feet
>>704336621
Yes.
>>704336621
I'm not spooky, I'm cute~
>>704336718
yeah but its a bit lewd
>>704336716
There's a reason we didn't try to domesticate foxes!
>>704336746
yeah, it isn't horrible
but I have buddies that pretty much do it in seconds and have enough money for years
>>704336848
Just posted an image at your image!
>>704336868
This?
>>704336861
ok chen
>>704336183
Oh boy this again
>>704336868
We domesticated wolves because we knew that they COULD be useful but they weren't very good as they were.
>>704337018
They're perfect as is
せんりつ の たつまき claimed
>>704337018
that picture, she can barely sign her name and it still looks like "Korbo"
>>704337171
They are objectively worse!
>>704337018
well its just how it goes with that kind of stuff
>>704336868
We must hope
>>704337000
Cute, and noticed
>non-stellar claim
To drink or not to drink, that is the question
>>704336861
Don't you have some dishes to scrub right about now?
>>704337339
I could drink with you
>Alice
>>704337339
drink
>>704337302
Handwriting is not analogous to literacy!
Doctors can contest to that
>>704337383
Shiki why are you still awake now that I think about it
>>704336483
It's the most sleep I've gotten in over a week!
>>704336682
Thank ya.
>>704337339
Drink and be lewd with me
>>704337539
Because it's the weekend, and I'm giddy from how fucking good Pontypool was.
>>704337312
>Objectively
Key word
>>704337339
DRINK
DRINK LIKE РУССКИЙ
>>704337531
I can as well
>TFW absolute shit handwriting
>>704337383
I think this was for me
My esdeath senses were tingling
>>704337043
Sachi was a whore who got paid to fuck smelly old men behind the local bar, she was cheap and could give pleasure to an army of greasy, drunken men, who in their stupor failed to notice that she was in fact butt fucking ugly, in only a couple of hours
Chen was the pimp
>>704337383
If the dishes are an analogy for the shaft of my cock then yes.
>>704337712
You're right.
The autism is strong enough to be felt all over the continent I think.
>>704337782
ok chen
>>704337171
Well they were, they were just dangerous to humans
so we domesticated them, like horses
>>704337324
not like you need to worry, you never post lewds
>>704337531
Literacy is the ability to read and write, darling
>>704337650
Kek. Have fun with the rest of the night then
>>704337805
Kek
>>704337339
>Tfw I can't drink with you
>>704337323
Yep!
I enjoy the dynamics
>>704337701
Exactly
I can too. am still scientist tho
>>704336985
no.
>>704337000
You are now. That lurk pic is spooky.
>Checked
>>704337952
It has to deal with the words you use, not the exact style of the letters
im return shkki still hateing on me for no reason? or did he leave and i can be me
>>704337805
Oh, fine, I get it, I guess I'm not good enough for a response then.
Maybe I SHOULDN'T have written all that then, is this it? I spent a whole fucking hour thinking up all this bullshit to be treated as a meme?
Okay fuck you guys, I'm not putting effort into anything from now on
>>704337394
>>704337421
>>704337644
>>704337701
Welp, here's my first drink then
>>704337992
>tfw I didn't want to drink with you
Kidding best tsun :^)
>>704338055
I started to read Rewrite, I like it so far
>rattles
>>704337584
I think this would interest you considering the eurobeat, although it's more pop-esque.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0FSMyFs6-U
>>704338292
You know what to do to get a proper response from me.
>>704337584
That doesn't mean it isn't too much
>gotta sleep as little as possible
>>704337952
I'm trying to keep you from doing it!
>>704338233
As long as you aren't posting from your porn folders
>>704338295
Bottoms up
>>704338006
the dynamics
>>704338292
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>704338295
Oh, how fun. Glad you're liking it. How far into it are you?
I preemptively apologize though.
>>704338388
Tickle you?
>>704338298
hey thanks for the pat
>>704338418
I just want to be myself everyone gets mad at me
maybe they dont know how much it bothers me ill admit im not normal
>>704338421
Well yeah, the economy works a lot like a mini version of rl
>>704338595
Anytime
How's it going?
>>704337952
Horses are retarded and not very good at what we bred them to do.
>>704338006
Writing is hard man
>>704338233
Hey psikh
>>704338295
DA, MORE TOVARISH, MORE
>>704338298
that is a vicious fucking headpat, a little more force and her head would've spun around like a rollerblade
>>704338388
I... do?
>>704338310
I like it, it's rather catchy!
>>704338677
Computers are great
>>704338695
It is great, isn't it?
>>704338189
People need to be able to read your writing though
>>704338418
I try not too
that often...
>>704338677
Horses seem pretty good at doing what we needed them to do, obviously they're outdated now, thanks to cars
>>704338310
>>704338765
TWO-mix takes me back
youtube.com/watch?v=OX3xHXXM2PA
>>704338674
Not so well what about you holo?
>>704338677
hi how are you? is saber and shikki gone yet?
>>704338674
yeah i read that much
>>704338295
One day
>>704338765
I found it one day on an external HDD that was handed down to me, nothing has been added to it since 2007 thus I call it the cancerbox.
See yah guys
>>704338626
That's because you post some disturbing things on occasion
>>704339000
>chekt
We seem to be getting lots of trips this evening
>>704339118
>>>704339223
And another get right here: >>704338111
>Don't judge me, I like HG.
>>704337324
A fellow cute!
>>704338055
But that pic was made to be spooky.
>Does pic related count as spooky?
>>704336861
>>704338695
I gave you a hint in the earlier thread.
>>704338546
Not quite, I mean you're claiming a non entry level type moon girl that's already a big step.
>>704339118
Okay, listen here, idiot.
Make, up your mind do you not like them or do you desperately want their fat cocks inside of you?
Gibon
>>704339000
that's what type is for!
>>704339003
just ok, trying to decide what to do with the rest of my night.
What's got you down?
>>704339165
In how many games do you have bankers and paid bookkeepers?
>>704339304
How are you doing this evening Laura?
>>704339288
Bye
>>704338695
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>>704338418
Gonna finish that bottle of whiskey
>>704338530
I'm still barely scratching the surface, haven't met everyone yet. I'm at the part where the main character shows Ohtori around the school
Yeah, I was warned by a friend before I started kek
>>704338677
Idi nahuy, I don't speak slav
>>704339223
Hopefully soon
>>704339301
its just what i like im not creepy lol im just a guy with some strange fetishes
>>704339369
I hate them they suck each other off and fuck with me for no reason i wish they where dead
>dont call me and idiot
>>704339412
i dont know
>Earth is day now
Seems i need to wait until midnight to get my flowers
>>704339301
These threads are typically get threads
aside from trips guy and Cirno
>>704339412
~sigh
>>704339361
Can I tickle you anyway?
>>704339304
No... That's closer to sexy than spooky.
>>704339531
Well that's good. If you know what you're getting yourself into, have fun!
>>704339361
>non entry level type moon girl
Someone called?
>>704339531
I can't drink whiskey anymore, I can't even smell it without feeling ill
>>704339643
Those two statements seem mutually exclusive to me
>I'm not creepy, just my fetishes are creepy
>>704339739
They're like the little tank engine that could
>>704339487
Quite relaxed, but I have the most irresistible urge to yell and I don't know why.
>>704339804
Then what exactly are you looking for?
>>704339369
So, /you're/ Heaven?!
>>704339412
The good ol million things I got on my mind, just now being triggered by a couple bad games and drinks
>>704339000
Horses are still pretty aggressive.
>>704338953
I don't see how that's related
>>704339118
I'm doing good, how're you man?>>704339531
I don't speak whatever that is, pedik
>>704339663
Not many!
>>704339739
Foxes are super cute, though~
>>704340037
I was thinking about starting that second part soon
>>704339887
TM waifu claim thread?
>>704339887
Honestly anyone from an animated series is entry level, even Shiki, though being perhaps a bit biased less so than the more well known stay night girls/zero girls.
>>704339744
No touching, that shit is gay.
>>704339944
That's the same Heaven that has been terrorizing 4chan for a decade.
Eru Returns!
>>704340399
Fuck it keeps happening.
>>704339361
Hmm, you want sum fukk.
Also no, maybe later.
Probably much later
>>704339355
Cute hungry italian man
>>704339643
Here's a thought you don't have to mention them at all. Not all you do has to be centered around them and guess what, you don't have to drown in tablespoon's worth of water and hide behind your little fucking insecurities.
>>704339944
Yes
>>704339490
>
>>704340411
Holy shit!!
HE'S the one!?
>>704340551
That's the one, man, that's the one.
>>704340229
just being lazy
>>704340514
oh you haven't left yet can we just be friends so it stops bothering me
>>704339899
Clearly, or these threads would've stopped long ago
But that seems to be the case for most threads on /b/
>>704340229
Well it's because they're dumb, how else do you think we got them to pull heavy stuff
>>704340240
Holo is pretty great too
>>704340634
Go play in a beartrap.
>>704340538
W O W
You are a /very/ rude dude!
>>704340627
I can't believe it
Who knew Heaven even uses a trip?
>>704340399
>>704340514
>Tfw entry level
At least Saber is one of the better fates including the alternate forms
>>704339943
I wasn't looking for anything, really.
>>704340399
>No touching, that shit is gay.
You didn't say while we were in the hole.
>>704340240
Idk why I thought it was a good idea. It's been a while since I had those funny thoughts
>>704339249
Jesus, what else did you find on it?
>>704340477
It's a gun!
>>704339943
A good yell now and then can be therapeutic I suppose
>>704340639
What does them not getting gets have to do with the threads stopping?
>>704340477
An Eru!
>>704340634
Any plans, or just a NEET style weekend?
>>704340639
They will kick your skull into pieces for breathing wrong.
>>704339804
Thanks, I'm sure I will!
>>704339899
Replace whiskey with any mint flavored alcohol and that'll be me
Have some really bad experiences with that
>>704340229
That's a shame, govniuk
>>704340240
i imagine
>>704340720
I know, man, it's like he was right under our noses all the time.
>>704340847
A whole lot of techno/trance and casual rock 'n' roll.
Hey
>>704340897
Eru is a terrible name.
Specifically, because it has an R in it.
And everyone knows that Rs are terrible
>>704341013
How have I not noticed?!
I feel like such an idiot!
>>704340771
Red Saber is my favorite, and her sabers too
>>704340538
>you don't have to drown in tablespoon's worth of water and hide behind your little fucking insecurities.
what?
and seeing them here being happy it bothers me i cant ignore them its like seeing someone you hate and wanting to kill them
>>704340700
what the fucking fuck hust fucking stop stop stop stop just stop you are driving me crazy this bothers me on so many levels stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop or should i spell it out S T O P
>>704340771
FUCK YOU
>>704340411
>>704340551
Fuck, I have been discovered
>>704340720
I like bullying people
>>704340897
neet style
>>704340538
Why must you always leave me so harshly
>>704341117
>I didn't even say anything this time
Kek'd
Yuno claim
Buzzed editon
>>704340847
Its a Makoto! How goes it? ^^
>>704340897
A Galil!~
>>704341096
The feeling is mutual.
>>704341137
You dun goofed up.
>>704341137
I'm calling the internet police as we speak.
R u d e.
>>>:(
>>704340843
It's probably the stress
If you haven't been drinking for a while, it would probably be a good idea to stay away from it.
>>704340942
You have a good imaagination!
>>704340639
We're both great!
>>704341312
://
at least Im not the only one.
>>704335956
claimed mine
http://frtyd.com/go/jPfb5_bAaEj/snapchat
>>704340850
I thought you meant the threads were like little engines that could
I realized what you meant 12 seconds after posting
>>704341431
You will never be alone in this.
>>704341419
just imagining almost nothing is easy
>>704341117
Its been a bad day lads
>>704340927
I've had several bad experiences with vodka, but it doesn't bother me at all for some reason
>>704341466
>gets a get
I go to the get threads for a laugh, they get less than half of what we got here
>>704341542
You honestly havent a clue as to how much this means to me
>>704341117
See? That's what I was talking about.
"Oh I want to kill them, them being happy makes me angry"
Your posts seem more akin to a five year or someone who's not real.
So which one are you?
>>704341231
It keeps things interesting
>>704341331
I'll bully them too
>>704341312
I am the moot himself too
>>704341013
Hmm, that's not too bad at all.
>>704341272
Pretty decent. I got an alright amount of sleep, but I still feel a bit tired. Thinking of a small nap before work to keep myself from falling asleep there.
How are you?
>>704341419
I should have
Tenryuu claimed
Just looking what's going one here in the mutated branch of my creation.
How's everyone doing?
>>704340927
Nyet
>>704341038
Ruby!
>>704341096
What about Gariru?
>>704341212
Noice
>>704341245
Hey Gasai
>Buzzed
>Not full out shitfaced drunk
Pleb
>>704341272
What kind of pizza did you get?
>>704341239
stop laughing at me just befriend me so i can stop omg if we are friends we dont have to do this anymore seeing you makes me want to kill someone if we where friends that would not happen
>>704341555
thank you for stopping now we can be friends
>>704341698
I dont know what im doing wrong this is how i feel just humor me for fuck sake stop bothering me
>>704341706
I'm great, I'm getting into some Rim World after playing a lot of Warframe.
>Got my Trinity frame baking, gonna have it in 2 days.
>Meanwhile I need Frost systems.
Its a constant grind.
>>704341802
Got half pepperoni half meatlovers. Its some gud shit.
>>704341698
I want a nice boring life.
>>704341788
Hello tenten.
Everything is great if you are.
>>704341825
Rory
>>704341698
I am an idiot.
We are in an anime namefag thread.
Ofcourse there would be bullying.
>>704341802
Doubly worse.
I have a rhotacism, so I cant weally pwonounce my Aw's all that well.
So thus R's are a terrible letter.
>My life is in shambles
>>704341312
What comic was that from? I lost the link..
>>704341603
Pretty much the same here
Vodka was the gateway for higher percentage beverages for me.
>>704341802
I've run out of slav things to say, have a pleasant night
>>704341825
How's the kitchen?
>>704340778
Are you sure about that?
>>704340850
On second thought, maybe I won't yell.
>>704341552
resource management
that's what that is!
>>704341741
One slip-up isn't a big deal
it's what you do from here on that matters!
>>704341661
We're in the same boat after all.
>>704341698
Meximoot, Moot or Hiromoot?
>>704341706
I still decided to give it the nickname cancer box due to all the old pop hits it contains.
>>704341788
Alcohol, how about you old friend?
>>704342092
Romantically Apocalyptic, I assume this is discount megumin?
>>704341802
Calm your ass nigga I dont have whiskey I need to drink a shit load of beer
>>704341825
Kill any snakes et faggor?
>>704341930
>seeing you makes me want to kill someone
Fucking psyhopath
>>704341109
+1 UID
Scrape yourself to death with a potato peeler you piece of literal garbage holy shit.
>>704341788
Eh.
>>704342199
is it?
>>704341972
Define "great", but it could be worse.
>>704342212
Alcohol. Like every weekend. What are you drinking, my friend?
>>704341825
Hey Chefbro
>>704341972
Yuuki
>>704342092
Hopefully clean. Closed today so I can relax.
>>704341788
Its been a while. Hows things?
>>704342239
Why? Its raining. Snakes hate the rain.
>>704342212
Which is?
>>704342344
Sounds good, trying to get into the world of spiced liquors with fireball, better than I expected.
>>704342392
Depends on what you mean by that.
>>704342385
Yuuko*
>>704342344
Successful career, friends, and no drama.
>yuuko
>>704342239
dont betray me you know
>>704342382
you need to die or stop and be friends with me pick one Ill kill you
>esdeath
>>704342338
Doesn't matter
Life is about spinning something so it sounds good to everyone else
>>704342092
40% is plenty high for me
>>704342181
Why not?
>Alice
>>704342517
I mean, what boat are we both on, again?
>>704342385
Because snakes taste like chicken dipped in mudy water
>>704342564
The fuck you mean betray
>Yuno
>>704342759
The one that heaven's trying to sink, man the buckets and so on forth.
