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>be me
>meet a really swell guy who's basically a 10 to me
>get talking about genitals
>finds out he has penile palpules
>Icantgetoverthis.jpeg
>all I can think about are the palpules on his dick

How do I get over this? I really like him but Jesus /b/ these horrify me.
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Why do they horrify you?
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Tell him to pop them
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I have these papules. Prob worse than the image. Your post is basically my nightmare and is the sole reason I turn the light off when I have a girl over and she goes down on me. The papules have always been a huge burden on my life. It sucks. Surgery is like 3k to get them off, but you risk losing sensitivity in the area.

Grow up and learn to live with them. They are part of who he is and he was born with him. Doesn't make him any less dirty and you'd be real shallow to turn him away when you said he is a 10/10. Just close your eyes or keep open and get over it. They aren't harmful to you or him
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>>704288076
Because they're fucking gross you nasty cunt
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>>704287675
R u a fag?>>704287675
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>>704288076
Dunno, I just imagine sucking his dick or riding it and I get really uncomfortable and resistant.

Like ever since he told me he had them all I think about are those and not him. It's fucking terrible.
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>>704288252
>Grow up and learn to live with them. They are part of who he is and he was born with him. Doesn't make him any less dirty and you'd be real shallow to turn him away when you said he is a 10/10. Just close your eyes or keep open and get over it. They aren't harmful to you or him
Seriously shut the fuck up this is horribly advice and your mutated dick is repulsive to all women.

Get the surgery you cheap bastard. You look like a horror film. You're living, breathing Cronenbergian body horror.

All Hail The New Flesh
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is not a sickness, so u can try to fuck him and see what happens, maybe he ve one or 2 or more
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>>704288400
Obviously you just need to face your fears give him an unreasonable number of blowjobs so you can adjust to it.
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>>704288252
I'm trying really hard to do that and I'm not abandoning him for it dude.

That's why I'm asking for help, what do to get it out of my head?
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>asking for advice
>no tits
Cmon /b ...
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>>704287675
So suck him?

My first boyfriend had them but I couldn't care less
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don't know how bad of a case it is
I had a pretty minor case and all I did was forcefully rub them till they came off
but this wasn't over night, took a pretty long time to get rid of them
For those fearing losing sensitivity, really didn't happen to me, penis is actually extremely sensitive really
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>>704288400
Tell the cheap bastard to get them removed if he wants to slide it up your asspipe. Mutant cocks are a non-starter.
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>>704288606
You're projecting super hard here dude.

You should deal with your own body issues before you start spewing obvious bait this recklessly.
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>>704288695
Some people have standards anon. Even people on /b/.

Just because you were willing to accept a mutant cock doesn't mean anyone else should.
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>>704288675
Here have a topless photo, enjoy my mosquito bites
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>>704287675
They usually don't look as bad as in the picture.
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im so glad i only have an extremely minor case, didnt even notice them till i started looking for them cause of threads like this, and ive been jacking off daily since i was 8 kek
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>>704288812
Anon, don't tell me you'd refuse to ride on a juicy cock just because it has some HARMLESSLY bumps on it.

Fucking pretentious faggots these days, what if he has a good husband material personality?
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>>704288703
I took a cheese grater to mine and had it fixed in a weekend. I'm serious too. Wish I'd taken pics.
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>>704288637
>That's why I'm asking for help, what do to get it out of my head?
stop being such a pussy?
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>>704288814
you have been visited by the hungry undead that roams these forums

you must reply "eat more skeletor!" or you will be haunted and not be allowed to eat food ever again
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>>704289071
EAT MORE SKELETON
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>>704288988
There's literally always a better man out there. Why should I or any other woman settle for someone we find repulsive?

Mutant dicks are a big no-no. It would be like dating an uncircumcised man. Gross.
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>>704288637
pretend he has a monster werewolf cock or something
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Would you rather he have a 4 inch dick or an 8 inch dick with papules?
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>>704289115
>It would be like dating an uncircumcised man. Gross.

Jelly MUTILATED jew cock detected
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there are woman that suck of dicks and you complain of a better than normal cock head that would probaly make the experience better becouse the bumps on the cock head will make you feel very good than just a normal flat head....its a plus!!!
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>>704288988
Nice dubs, but actually,


I would

I just don't know how to not think about the little dick mites

>>704289071
5'10" 165lbs

I should be eating less tbh
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woman suck dog dicks OP and you cant suck a better evoklution of the cock! it haves bumps!!!!!
its like 3 times better than a normal cockhead
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>>704289185
Stay mad un-cuts. You'll never get a quality woman to settle for your ant-eater.
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>>704289283
you crazy anorexic bitch go find a doctor srs you are fucking mad
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Ribbed, for her pleasure. Pic related
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9 times outta then they aren't anywhere near that bad, I have them but in a thin strip around the right edge of my dong. That or it's herpes, but I've never sexed so
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I was never more thirsty for a cock full of penile papules
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these bumps must feel really good mmmm stmulating and rubbing inside....
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>>704287675
Ribbed for your pleasure m'lady
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its my dream to be fucked by a monster dick all full of bumps and veins inside me
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>>704287675

If you dont like em, you dont like em OP.
Theres really nothing wrong with them, alot of guys have them to varying degrees. Doesn't make you dirty, isnt a disease but it can be aesthetically unattractive to some people, and more attractive to others. You cant blame him for having them but you also cant blame yourself for not liking them.

Do you know WHY it bothers you or is it just like a reflex?

I have PP, but not anywhere near as bad as the OP pic, just a few srpinkled around the rim of of the tip of my cock. My girlfriend doesn't mind them, Im not even sure if she notices them, and we have great sex and she loves to suck me off.

At the end of the day, if you really like this guy all you can do is try to get over it, or like..ask him to wear condoms and tell him it for safety but really its just so you can be comfortable knowing his "palpules" arent touching you. If that doesnt work and you really cant get over it then you're just gonna have to move on and find someone else. He cant do anything about it barring mutilating his dick with surgery.

>Does he know how you feel about this?
>Is he also disgusted/insecure about his Palpules?
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>>704288814
Dayumn, the test was inconclusive. I'm sorry, we'll need to see how wide you can open your b-hole for reliable test results.
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have you actually seen them yet op? most of the time you cant even tell they are there unless you look for them, i used to have it but they disappeared only had about four aswell
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>>704289627
THIS
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>>704289115
I'll be honest both gross me out

But his dick isn't him and like I said he's actually perfect to me.

So what? Some bumps, okay.

But holy shit

I just want to desensitize myself to it


Also Jesus fucking Christ

>165lbs
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>>704288770
>body issues

Tumblr pls go
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>>704289644
>more attractive to others
FALSE
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>>704289958
You're retarded
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>>704289386

uncut or you could say normal cock here
also have penile palpulus or whatever.

not a single girl ever said a thing

how does it feel to have jews in your brain?
faggot
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HELLO I HAVE CURE FOR PPP

So basically take tea tree oil and dilute it 1:1 with a carrier oil like olive oil or coconut oil and apply to glans (where the pp is) every second day and the ppp will dry up and eventually come off.

80% gone after 1 week for me. The tea tree oil can fucking wreck your dick if you dont dilute it or if you use it daily or for too long.
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>>704289958
these bumps are hot and more functional than flat edges......must be a evolution or something
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>>704289071
top kek
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>>704289644
I told him it was weird but I'd get over it.
Still getting over it.

>>704289758
I have yet to bang him, so idk how severe they are. Was gonna ask to see dicke pic
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>>704290079
That's fucking disgusting, you're a filthy diseased faggot.
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>>704288814
Are you a woman
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>>704289958

See

>>704289627
>>704289760
>>704289503
>>704289519

Doesnt matter what it is or why it is. Somebody out there loves it. Your opinion is just your opinion.
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>>704290017
>not a single girl ever said a thing
To your face.

>>704290079
FALSE
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>>704290148
what a princess you are...some bumps scare you lol i bet you never fucked in all your life
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>>704290208
Those were all joke posts. No one likes you or your disgusting, mutated dong.
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>>704290254
all this bithces complaining they think they have some choice theyr going to get down and suck this dick without reasons or they will get raped on spot
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>>704288400
I have them and they are not that visible as the internet search implies.
Nobody has ever mentioned them to me or asked about them
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>>704289071
eat more skeletor!
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This entire thread. What? I have these, never knew everyone didnt have them. Wow. I need a moment.
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>>704290254
Yes, disgusting cottage cheese dick is fucking horrifying. Even if I hadn't that wouldn't make my opinion any less valid, fact is I've lived with butt slaves.
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>>704290145 pics might help, if he manages to hide them then you know they cant be that bad
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There are allot of girls that masturbate thinking of tentacles and moster dicks and you complain like bitches think about the dirty side sex is a sin...
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>>704290475
You... you've never seen porn before?
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>>704290145
>I have yet to bang him, so idk how severe they are.

Op you should definitely get a pic because chances are likely that they arent anywhere near as prominent as the OP pic. In most cases you have to be looking for them to even notice they are there.

And Palpules arent "dick mites" its just skin like any other skin. If he has a minor case and you still cant get over it this is probably much more your issue than his and I would guess you're a sheltered little shit and if this is the case you probably dont deserve a guy as perfect as you make him out to be.

Its really not that big of a deal.
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YOu are a shallow sack of shit, and I'd rather see you in a rekt thread. If you can't handle real life and it's quirks, kys
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>>704290568
>>704290562
>implying you'd fuck a girl with a cthulu puss
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>>704288814
Post your worn panties
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>>704290174
Technically, legally, hormonally? Yes.

But no.
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>>704290635
youd be surpised what people on /b want to fuck......hahahahah
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>>704287675
You're a faggot. Kill yourself.
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>C'mon guys, don't you get that some girls just want the perfect, smooth, big uncut cock? Why can't you just respect that they don't want a mutant dick?

Maybe because almost every chick that complains about the slightest thing wrong with a guy's package probably isn't a 10/10 themselves. Yet, they feel that they can pick and choose because all they have to do is drop their pants in front of some guys and more than likely one of them would take her right then and there. Female anon btw.
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>>704290693
>But no.
Degenerates >>>/out/
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>>704290693
And you are the one complaining about guyspalpules.

>kek
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op is the most retarded shit ever and must die very fucking soon.

dont post in this bastarsd shit thread no more because he is a retarded motherfucker and a huge faggot.

this is the last thing told to you op

fuck you big times, and please go die, you piece of shit.
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Even flowers haves it
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>>704287675
Use one of these rugged condoms. And do you saw his dick? mostly it isn't so worse.
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>>704290693
Why hasn't someone sensible gassed all of you degenerates yet?
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It fucking sucks living with them. I have about the same in the photo, but they are a little bit less inflamed looking. I have to tell girls that they are not diseases or anything, and that cocks in the porn industry gives us a skewed image of a what a cock should look like.

A lot of girls have found them gross/weird before. I say fuck them, if they can't stand PPP then they are just shallow. I have had healthy sexual relationships
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>>704290789
truth spoken
why is society so degenerated?
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The won't even notice them, most girls are too worried about you thinking they're pussy looks like a dropped pie to be thinking about a minor imperfection.
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>>704289071
eat more skeletor!
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>>704290026
Can anyone confirm this?
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>>704290693
Holy shit I knew there's dangerous level of faggotry in this thread
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>>704288400

Just tell him this so he can stop wasting his time with you and go meet some other cute girl/fuckboy to bury his dick in, because you clearly have brain damage.

How selfish do you have to be to meet the "perfect" guy and then complain about the dick you could be getting for free? He'll be fine without you and your pet peeves in his life.
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>>704287675
don't worry, you have meat flaps and he's probably trying to get over that hurdle.
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A simple laser treatment can get rid of those. No need to live with something you don't want if you can get rid of it in a day.

See a dermatologist.
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>>704291063
Western media and the progression of people becoming more whiny and feeling entitled when it comes to almost anything they want.
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this is a big pic in real life you wouldnt even notice them tehy are on the edges of the cockhead almost invisible and it happens becouse the forskin sliding rubbs the cock head and makes the skin like this.i have them
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>>704287675
They're not symptomatic of any issues and they don't cause pain during sex. They're literally just harmless vestigial structures.
They're also quite common. Among males with a foreskin, frequency is about one in every three individuals. For males without foreskin, it's a bit over a fifth of that.
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>>704290635
My g/f has hidradenitis suppurativa. I don't care, shit happens.
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When I was a teen I was always afraid that the day I had sex, the person would be horrified about these. Turns out none of my girlfriends ever noticed them until I pointed them out. Surprisingly, most of these are barely noticeable anymore, at least those in the shaft.
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OP here

I'm not complaining about them, I really just want to get it out of my head that it's a negative thing.

Yes I'm a fucking degenerate, but people fetishitze dicgirls. So yeah it disgusts some people but others are into it

Like penile papules I guess
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>>704290789
This.
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>>704287675
Pop them with your teeth, bitch
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>>704287675
I have them, they actually make more pleasure while penetrating.
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Is this thread bait? Out of the dozen bitches Ive fucked in my short life, not a SINGLE one ever said anything about my papules.

This has to be bait, or you guys are genuinely virgin.
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>>704290693
how long are you transitioning already?
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>>704291719
post some ics of that sissy ass and well see if is worthy
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>>704290079
They're vestigial from mammalian penile spines. Chimpanzees and cats have actual spines.
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>>704287675
>trap
>whining about a guys dick looking gross
>KEK

you dont see the irony here? Be less worried about having to deal with his palpules and worry more about how long he's going to settle for you.
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>>704288814
Timestamp
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Not going to lie,. these things can disappear.

I had them, nowhere hear as bad as in OP pic, but they were there, I had an allergic reaction to some lube my gf bought, and my dick was itching like fuck and red and swollen for days, I kept scratching the itch constantly with a rough towel. When the rash, swelling and itching went, they had disappeared, now it's smooth as fuck.
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>>704291358
Clearly has penile palpules.
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i bet he worries allot more than you will never be an actual female than you of his cock bumps....hahahaha his gf got a fucking dick!!! he should be the one crying
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>>704288400
then you are a fucking dumb bitch that needs to take a dive on the freeway
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>>704292116

and clearly fine without you and your pet peeves in my life.
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>>704287675
>palpules
I'd ditch the mutant,
I'm sure he'll find a nice khajiit to marry instead anyway.
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cock bumps vs fake girl with dick,,,,,,,i dont know what is worst <.<
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>>704292085
Those probably weren't PPP.
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>>704292336
They were, doctor confirmed when I went to see about reaction from lube
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>>704292272
a fucking trans that feels worthy enough to coplain of a perfectly normal dick he should kill himself becouse if a man touch him he is lucky
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>>704292016
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>>704291719
Go to a fisherman shop and buy a bunch of maggot boxes. Store them in your fridge and every morning for about 2month, open one, microwave it 20 secs, and tongue fuck the box 5 minutes. After this process, your bf alien dick will taste and look like heaven. Also, need timestamp on your nipples titsless.
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>Complains BF‘s dick
>Not looking back at yourself and see how little your body could offer to him
You should be glad you have a boyfriend. Ride him or leave him.
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>>704292455
ew what the fuck
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>>704289872
triggered?
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>>704292455
you have no tits no curves skinny as fuck and you complain? nah nigga im done bye
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>>704292455
Dude ! You'll have to be pregnant to fix this
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mofo looking like a 12 year old skinny boi that plays nintendo complains about man dick with bumps........ are you even 15???
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>>704292455
Yeah, go kill yourself. You were lucky enough to find a 10/10 guy (in your opinion) and because his dick isn't exactly what you like, it could mean chaos? ALL IS LOST? Get the fuck outta here you privileged faggot.
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>>704292455
please eat something. you need fat for hormones to feminize you and i'm pretty sure you hurt your breast growth right now.
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>>704292832
no make up.no long hair.no big boobs.no big ass.....what you have to offer..... a hole? lets hope your asshole doesent have bumps...
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>>704292455
Show us your "10/10" bf please
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>>704292737
Yeah I'm jailbait like 12 years old so what gonna sue me?

>actually 19
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>>704288814
Nice! I prefer smaller boobs. Admittedly I'm also into hairy armpits, but we can't have everything we want.
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>>704292937
and you dont know how to make up and look feminine...dont dare to call yourself girl you look like a boi
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>>704292920
i don't know why you replied to me but there are guys who are into skinny tomboys...
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>>704292455
/thread

>wahh the guy I want to fuck doesnt have the dick I want

You're not even passing, so you and your new boyfriend are both faggots anyway. He should be the one worried about how he's going to keep you from getting too attatched so he doesnt have to introduce you to his friends/family because any self respecting man would be embarrassed to be seen next to you crossdressing. You haven't even seen his dick yet, so I'm going to guess you probably haven't even been talking that long anyway? He probably just wants to hit it and quit it, and you're here worrying about how you'll ever get over his dick bumps.

You're a neurotic self-absorbed bitchboy and you need to drag your skinny ass to chaturbate to beg for coins. Tts where you belong.
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>>704293035
Small boobs ?! I dunno see any boobs bro
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Seriously, I'm not complaining about them, how many times do I have to say that? I'm asking how to fix this on my end. Yes I'm disgusting, and yes it's fabulous I met this guy, and yeah I'm probably not worthy of him.

>pic related, that's him
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>>704292455
you must be virgin.....becouse some bumps never stopped anyone to suck a dick...2 of 3 have strange cocks....its not porn...
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>>704292455
Ignore the others, I think you're cute.
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>>704288252

Fuck you. If a girl had that shit all over her clit, I'd run in the opposite direction and cleanse myself in holy water.
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It is natural

u butthole bleached?
u got freaky beefy curtains?
r u shaved?
inverted nipples?
pink nipples?

All natural and relative to his preferences
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>>704292455
>>704293249


You look related.
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>>704293221
SAVAGE NIGGA SAVAGE OMG you burned that boi
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>>704290551
Im not really paying attention to dick details.
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>>704293270
I've sucked like three dicks and took two

I'm no rookie

I'm a ten year vet
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>>704293323
Same for me. Instantly 360 to get the fuck out
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>>704287675
>vagina owner bitches about horrifying genitals
Worst part is that women can't understand irony.
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seriously your cute with some work and better hair you will pass like a hot young woman but please stop whyining over bullshit like some bumps that in that pic are nearly impossible to have in RL must be photoshoped..
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>>704293586
Nice bait
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>>704290789
Bitch, men are extremely picky with ass/boobs, and therefore women have every right to have a preferance for cocks. If men can turn you away because you're flat then women have every right to turn away a herpes-looking-cock.

Nice try though
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>>704293741
Never seen a man turn a woman down and every picky bitch one day will suck a big balck cock with no complaints and will it be stinky and full of nigga dick cheese and you will love it!
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>>704287675
Actualités those palpules will give you increased pleasure, so why are you worried ? This dick looks like modern condoms and it's all natural. Man the fuck up
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>>704293741
Yeah, but some of us aren't bothered by lack of boobs, so we'll be there waiting when you turn them down.
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>>704292455
Tarp/10
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>>704293650
why are you horrified about vagina??
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>>704292455
Not sure if male or female. Would have sex either way though.
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>>704293081
how do you know he cant do makeup? did you ask him?
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>>704294117
You'll understand the day you see one.
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>>704292920
im sure gay guys dont care about boobs. and anyone can do makeup.
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>>704294192
i have no interest in seeing one so enlighten me.
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>>704293741
>Generalizing this hard, yet being so retarded

That's why there's men that are into girls that look like guys? That's why there are tons of dudes who would fuck a fat chick instead of a skinny chick? That's why we all have different fetishes and turn ons right? Shut your fucking mouth. I'm criticizing this bitch because they aren't even a 5/10 and just because this "10/10 dude" has a cock with papules, it ruins who he his and what he has to offer? Look at OP and then look at the picture of the "10/10 dude". And I haven't heard anything yet about him telling her/him that they're not into what they have to offer. Kill yourself please, it'll make the world a little less stupid.
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>>704292455
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>>704293081
Implying a girl must makeup.. retarded Virgin spotted
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>>704294333
Mere words can't describe them, dude. Lovecraft tried and he made the Cthulhu mythos.
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>>704292455
>mfw this thread is a freakshow
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>>704293249
Just fucking do it. They are 100% safe, and it is 100% in your fucked up head. Just close your eys and start eating dick. Soon you can worry about the taste of his cum instead of the look of his skin.

srsly fag just fucking DO IT. You can't get over it without confronting it. Grab that dick and start eating.
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I have penile palpules...
I tought they would go away if you washed your dick more..
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>>704292455
Could you post more pics of yourself?
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>>704294836
You need to wash with sandpaper dude
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>>704294534
oh, no. how terrifying. how come women don't get spooked whenever they look down?
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>tfw mtf and everyone just immediately cries degeneracy or asking for lewdies

Why do transgenders automatically derail threads? I just mention I'm one and everyone has an opinion.

Stay on topic, /b/
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>>704289071
eat more skeletor, ya fat fuck!
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If >>704294431
you will look like op if you dont make up........12 year old boi
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>>704294975
>how come women don't get spooked whenever they look down?
Dunno, nobody understand women.

The greatest and most bright men tried since the old Mesopotamia and no one could understand even a bit of them.
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>>704289071
Eat more SKELETOR!
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>>704295014
why did you even mention it? there was literally no reason to.
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You do realize that almost 1/3 of men have these right it's not a big deal chances are if you do leave him you'll see them again on some other dude
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>>704295545
People kept asking if I was a woman
I guess I could've lied and said yes but then they ask for photos anyway

I pander to everyone.
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>>704287675
IMO a vagina looks disgusting.
If it helps im willing to share my dick(pick) with you.
>yes I have them
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>>704290026
>>704291273
Not for pp but I use it for pimples, ingrown hairs, piercings that are healing shit like that. I can see it working honestly
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>>704294949
Yes, please moar
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>>704295814
i only saw a very few asking and you showed your tits after one guy way into the thread asked for them even though there was no indication on your gender. have some self esteem. also you might want to work on that self perception that you are lying when you say you are a woman. i can't really blame you for it because i have my own issues with it but if you are not just a femboy on hormones it is likely not helping you at all.
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>>704296267
I agree with people and laugh along because it's just the Internet and literally hate myself. I don't actually think I'm a degenerate. I have so many issues. Literally I like this guy so much because he's the only guy I've met whose willing to draw blood and beat the shit out of me.
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>>704294949
This, please post more OP! What do you look like in your casual wear?
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>>704287675

buy him surgery.
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>>704296790
Well fuck him first time when youre a bit tipsy? Slowly get used to his penis.
New things can sometimes be scary.
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>>704296873
Like that, jeeeeeeeez
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this is fucking stupid.. what are you 12? have you not done sex ed? fuck me "Pearly Penile Papules" (or PPP) are fucking normal!
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>>704297122
Soo are you a boy or a girl?
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>>704297122
Eh, I'd still fuck it
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>>704296790
wow...
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>>704297122
Vagina?
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>>704297232
Okokok they didn't mention this in my state funded education
>>704297061
>Honestly the best suggestion made
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>>704292455

>skinny, ugly and underage
>complains about harmless and awesome pearly penile papules

Fuck off, cunt.
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Moar tits?
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Don't be an uneducated stupid fuck! Please, you are a 1st world country citizen and can't even reconignize HPV when it's in front of your eyes! Shame on you! Study a little bit, sucker. Don't ever fuck with a penis like this without protection. HPV is highly correlated with cancer. Not the type people will feel sorry for you. Please, google that and STUDY!!!!!!!
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>>704297887
she wish
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>>704297985
>Not even good bait
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>>704297232
Normal in people with STD, faggot! Are you from a slum or a Fucking 3rd world county tô think that type of shit is normal?!
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>>704288814
If he can get over your lack of tits you should be able to get over this
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>>704298742
He apparently likes dykey women with small tits

So that's actually working to my advantage
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>>704292455
MOAR!!!
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Out of the 29 girls I've fucked so far plus 3 other girls who sucked it, NONE even noticed them or were appalled or anything.

If it's huge they usually don't care.
So get over it. It's just an evolutionary trait, some research suggest it might be to scrape other males semen residues out.
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>>704289168
Neither, I'd rather have my normal sixer without e gross bumps on it.
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A third of men have these, and they make sex feel better for the both of you.
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>>704297122
Chances of us seeing pussy?
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>>704299500
Or penis, that's fine too
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>>704299323
How the fuck does a guy know if it makes sex feel better, unless he's taking one up the arse?
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Post more pics OP
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>>704289071
Eat more skeletor
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>>704299600
>No idea
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>>704287675

hes being super self conscious. I know, I told my gf too that I have them. When she saw my penis she just said "wait... where are they?" Turns out most girls don't look at dicks like guys do...

go figure...
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>>704287675
The papules makes sex x3 better. At least for him
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>>704288637
Imagine it's some mutated alien dick and you're some dirty human for taking such a disgusting dick.... Yea, that sounds good.
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>>704290789
This
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>>704287675
Apply Razor
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>>704299603
Yes more
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Please give more pics OP!
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>>704288814
That's a man, baby!
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>>704301631
Prove it!
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Post tits!
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>>704287675
I have and I dont like it either.
Looks like some STD or something.

But I saw the operation to remove. It's cheap and really quick to be done. But it can hurt your dick forever.

Better not do it :(
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>>704287675
>Talks about penile palpules
>Have mosquito bites for tits
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>>704292455
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>>704303404
Prove it
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Anyone know what causes them? Bad hygiene?

Do they disappear in time?
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>>704294347
Oh you dumb little whore... Raging fat fuck, if OP dislikes the look of a herpes dick the fag has that right, even if a 5. You basically stated that men are sluts without demands and women have no right to have their own taste, then realized how retarded you sounded and decided to slightly agree with me and then go full retard again. Pull the niggercock out of your mouth and go kill yourself...
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>>704287675
I have those things too, and it's a pain when I'm fucking a loli onahole
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>>704291358
Sorry about her pearly penile papules bro.

Guys complain and break up with chicks cuz their pussies are too big. No difference here
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>>704292455
gr8 tits
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>>704288814
Tait?
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>>704292455You are ugly as FUCK
GTFO
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>>704291358
disgusting, do you even wipe your peepee?
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>>704288814
How was your escape from Auschwitz ?
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>>704293323
thread
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>>704297122
Hello trap
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>>704293249
he looks like a cuck
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>>704288606
"Get the surgery you cheap bastard" it's only 3000 for something I don't need no problem
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>>704287675
They are remains of longer "spike" things that all males had. They exist to make sex more pleasurable.
You just won.
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>mfw this thread lasts so damn long
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>>704298731

It is normal, you fucking retard. PPP aren't as STD and they aren't contagious.

They are a genetic variation.

They feel fucking awesome for both th eguy and girl, too.

I had them briefly. I wish they'd come back.
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