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>>704156176
Someone needs to edit this into an Alahu akbar.
wow that ad is fucking dark
And fast.
>>704156312
ah, memories
gotta catch em all
i just don't get why.
i mean, with porn, the reason is sharing content with like minded people.
but with the avatars, it's like, why?
other than to be a unique and edgy troll with an ego too big to realize you are trolling.
>watch the way the avatar fags respond to this, and tell me they are not just trolling for people like me, who disagree with it
>>704156438
I never saw that one growing up. I want to say TV advertising has gotten really shit but I wouldn't know since I don't watch tv.
>>704156518
we are not just trolling for people like you, who disagree with us.
>>704156518
the like minded people for us are the other avatars, and the objective is serious discussions about the pertinent events of the day. We're a tiny, very gay think tank.
>>704156518
im not trolling
too special etc.
>>704156525
i haven't actually watched anything on tv in years so me neither
>>704156791
I'm waiting with bated breath for the medium to just fucking die.
>>704156642
Okay, but, then, and I already know the answer - Why not an IRC room? A discord? A skype call?
The reason you're in threads like this is because you know it's undesirable, the appeal of someone recognizing you specifically on an anonymous image board screams out to what we call the "ego".
therein, no good reasons. just general glorified trolling.
>>704156843
i hope it does too but then next thing you know ad blockers are illegal because "muh revenue"
>>704156176
havent seen this in a long time
>>704156875
Why not e621? Why not u18? Why not furaffinity? There are better places to go for porn too, and you chose here.
Also yeah my ego is the size of a small moon and/or space station, but it's because I know I'm very excellent. It's a good feeling.
>>704156919
Yeah I'm not exactly looking forward to boss nigger handing control over the internet to the fucking UN.
>>704157059
me neither
that can only end badly
>>704156875
It's mostly happenstance, really. Posted here a couple of times way back, saw some interesting convo, joined in on it. I think the random, unsheltered nature of these threads are part of the appeal, you never know who's gonna open their mouth and who's gonna say what.
>>704157059
>I know I'm very excellent.
I concur.
"Hi"
"Hi. I like your image"
"Thanks. it's from a thing."
"Wow, I haven't seen that thing. It's a thing that might not be a thing in the future".
"Yes."
>thinktank
>>704157059
i used to have a nice little fap folder of self-selected images from threads like this, where a general pool of good tastes might come together to share their collections.
now we're lucky if one of twenty images in these threads is worth looking at, let alone saving.
e621 is a cess pool where the content is only salvageable with a plethora of blacklisted tags, a grabber program, and free time in irfan to delete the weird stuff.
it's not the same. and nothing has improved.
>>704157260
"Hey, notoriously censorship-heavy world-hegemony with no equivalent to the first amendment and no real accountability to the people of any country—wanna have absolute control over the most important communication medium of the modern era?"
Fucking Obama dude.
>>704157332
T-thanks.
>>704157352
Honestly dude if you've gone to that much trouble to collect porn I've got terrible news for you: you need a new fucking hobby.
When people are mean get no heals.
This is the weight of their sins.
You feel your sins crawling down your back.
>>704157442
Point proven, trolling is the goal, and the ego is the fuel.
Have fun finishing high school
>>704157442
and it's not like the US gov. owns the internet, they just spy on everything on it.
>>704157467
i remember doing this back in the day
good times
>>704157592
Thought you were Wallace at first.
>>704157606
you didn't prove that point..
>>704157606
If trolling was the goal, I'd be doing a really good job of it since you sound mad, but it really isn't.
>>704157645
We don't..."own" it per se but I think we technically control it.
>>704157672
I'm sneaky like that. Probably a ninja IRL. You'll never know.
>>704157747
I can say with certainty you are no ninja.
>>704157819
That's exactly what I want you to think.
>>704157878
Aren't you like a blubber nugget though?
>>704157747
under technicalities they control most of the internet they know about, i'd say. but it's definitely not the right of a single country to give control over it to the UN, it's just as much the people's tool as it is the government's.
>>704157352
>i used to have a nice
>now we're lucky if
You speak as if there has been any change. It has always been like this.
>>704157442
It's a good feeling. I revel in it too.
>>704157878
But if that were true, would you want to risk it by telling that to him? He could see through the ruse you just revealed to him.
>>704157897
golden
>>704158059
Is that a weird way of saying fat? I'm not fat.
>>704158074
I wouldn't be confident there's a lot of the internet the US government is unaware of. We're not good at many things but we're really good at spying.
And "right" is irrelevant here, ability is what matters.
>>704158097
Telling squishles the truth is obviously not strategic but I'm just too naturally honest.
>>704156176
Damn, that brought me back.
>>704157897
>didn't tweet the rest of it
I'm disappointed in you, tiny bird.
>>704158256
Post tummy then.
>>704158256
yeah i guess so
it seems the world just gets even shittier every day than i thought it already did
can i be a ninja too subby
>>704158413
1. I'm at work
2. I have pledged never to post my tummy publicly since dom wants to see it and was obsessed for a little while.
>>704158428
Nah dude it's fine Trump will win and reconquer Eurabia from the Muhammadan hordes.
>>704158256
Unless you're attempting to confuse him further by feigned unstrategic behaviour.
>>704158510
You're certainly small enough.
>>704158547
Send it in private.
>>704158510
as long as you continue posting not-matsus you can be a part of my naruto ninja clan, believe it, etc
I will ask nef to supply gay headbands
>>704158621
My tactics are NEXT LEVEL.
>>704158644
See point 1. If you ask later, sure.
>>704158547
when he gets in he should fucking kill trudeau
>>704158741
Honestly we should just annex Canada and keep it as a protectorate/territory like puerto rico
>>704158884
tbh i'd be okay with that
>>704158621
i'm really not small.
i'm 5'9" now
>>704158703
deal
what village are we from
>>704158924
sound since I think literally the only thing we have in common is music and there's not a gay village
man I should read the rest of naruto, it's def a part of my childhood but the memes have made it untouchable
>>704158913
all fucking leafs are going to be treated like second class citizens though
>>704159050
not the white ones, they'll be one-and-a-half class citizens
>>704158703
Then apparently that level has already been figured out. I just need more substance to finish the pattern.
>>704158924
Then your last flicker of hope for becoming a ninja has gone out.
>>704158097
no, it has not.
picking clint eastwood and raccoons out of my downloads isn't the same as badgers and goats.
it's not.
the goal is different.
less exclusive.
more mature.
sorry, but you are wrong, and i understand it's because you are new, and the people in these threads will always be too new to ever understand.
so you're pardoned.
>>704159124
No, I meant the white ones. We're marching your injuns into the sea and sending everyone else back where they came from. Via trebuchet.
>>704159156
Oh dude you are like a little baby next to my immense power.
>>704159050
my little brother is rewatching naruto and i watched some of it with him
it's really not as cool now as i thought it was when i was a kid
>>704159156
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>704159343
I only ever read it, it seemed pretty neat at the time. Given a choice between watching a show and reading a comic I choose the latter 99/100 times.
>>704159274
meh, nothing of value was lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_aTKNAo9vY
>>704159523
white leafs to be put on perpetual probation since trudeau demonstrates that you clearly can't be trusted
>>704159445
i think the show looks better tbh
jjjjjust turn on those *sub*titles
>>704159586
trudeau's probably the shittiest of the libs and needs to die with Kathleen Wynne next to him
>>704159629
but then you can't listen to music at the same time
>>704159699
oh he's getting drawn and fucking quartered
I don't know who Wynne is because leaf politics aren't really that relevant here
>>704159763
oh, she's a cunt who reformed the education of sex ed to make teachers teach kids "gender identity theory" and that genders are a social construct among others as if they were facts
>>704159763
not if you mute it
hence subtitles
>>704159866
I sentence her to death by rape. What a horrid she-devil.
>>704159878
but then you could just read the damn thing and it'd go faster too
>>704159961
she deserves it.
>>704159961
BUT MUH COLORS
>>704159239
Well, that of course depends on how old we're talking about. Apparently more than 5 years at least, in which case, I would not be in a good position to say anything. But that in turn leads me to question your motivation for bringing the subject up in the first place. You wanted to rant? To be acknowledged? Any one of the reasons I can think of involve the very thing you accuse us of, the gratification of your own ego.
>>704159274
You sound sure.
>>704159343
I'm so sorry.
>>704160155
what if i steal some of subby's smallness
>>704160046
These colors don't run.
>>704160019
God, the catharsis.
>>704160155
Have I EVER been unsure of ANYTHING?
>>704160240
I'm only an inch shorter than you fam
>>704160240
You could instead donate several inches to him.
>>704160305
I'm sure you have.
>>704160538
Yeah but I pretend not to be. Better to ask forgiveness than permission and all that.
>>704160305
i've never actually heard (or remember hearing) this word and am googling it
>>704160715
I'm basically an educator.
>>704160305
the colors run with their hands behind their backs
i ran like that at one period of my life, no lie
>>704160538
yeah, i'll give him inches alright..
>>704160824
God I am so proud of myself that I never got to that level of autism.
>yeah, i'll give him inches alright..
pardon
>>704160622
I'm not sure that's always applicable.
>>704160824
Did you remember to bring a ruler?
>>704160792
not a very good one
>>704160901
i remember i was running The Turkey Trot, too. never had i ran so fast ever...
>pardon
oh, well y'see, i'm what they call "gay"; which means I like to insert my penis, which is serval inches long, into other men's bums. It's kinda like doing a funny little dance, but it can get very noisy.
>>704161014
I only have a protractor.
>>704161014
It's worked out for me so far. I mean, apply it to sex. Ok, so you didn't get explicit consent, but now it's happened, they can't get unraped...
>>704161179
Oh no I'm absolutely terrible at that part of the job, it's a damn good thing I'm so good at all the other bits.
>>704161186
The turkey trot? The crazy thing is that's the gayest part of your post, whatever the fuck it is.
>several inches
how many several
>>704161357
the turkey trot was a little marathon my school did in elementary school, sorta like a walk for cancer or something like that. every lap we ran we got a Popsicle stick, and it lasted for like an hour.
I remember several kids passed out one year because it was so hot outside and they didn't bring water.
>how many several
7ish
>>704161357
i wouldn't know entirely what the other bits are other than marking and class prep
>>704161616
Nothing is funnier than small children running around in circles like naruto and passing out from dehydration.
Well, few things.
>7ish
Well then.
>>704161708
I'm not a teacher. The educating part of my job is insignificant, the title is technically "Best Poster of all Time"
>>704161808
whatever you want to say, man
anyways, i'm gonna go. have fun
>>704161616
The elementary school I went to did this. We had a couple kids pass out one year. Crosswinds?
>>704161808
most kids just walked
but i'm not most kids
shame i'm not the type to top
>>704161962
i'm from florida
probably not
>>704156176
holy shit, that video is awesome, twist at the end killed me. Who made it?
>>704156666
unnoticed because everyone was scared of badger and skipped your number lol :D. I came back coz I wanted something but I don't remember what, hmmm.
>>704161945
I do say literally everything I want to, yes.
>>704162272
>not topping with those endowments
You're THROWING AWAY A GODDAMN GIFT
>>704161357
And murder?
I think three is sufficient for him to become a ninja.
>>704162546
probably dick
>>704162826
well you can't get unkilled either.
>>704162793
the only topping i want are pizza toppings.
i'm pretty well rounded, a good verse i guess.
>>704162899
I'd say not getting killed at all sounds preferable.
>>704163057
A good verse? I'm more of a chorus. Or an entire choir's worth of magnificence and beauty.
>>704163086
That's hardly up to you, though.
>>704162826
well, I see your re are just a little faggyloser.
My animal destroy your withing a secont.
>>704163160
you know what i mean, you big gay oaf.
>an entire choir's worth of magnificence and beauty
g-glorious
i'm imaging an entire row of heavy black ladies singing about how you ride dick while you stand triumphantly forward, conducting them.
>>704163671
My chorus isn't just black ladies. There's also black men. I need tenors and baritones and basses just as badly. You can't capture my magnificent homosexuality without the entirety of the human vocal character.
>>704163855
i didn't know you had such a taste for chocolate.
>>704163943
Oh I don't, I'll never date a black guy again after my last experience, but they're a remarkably good source of musical talent.
>>704164097
thats my favorite gote pic
>i'll never date a black guy
so what does your "deal breaker" list look like now?
>>704164459
Less than 50% white. Shorter than me. BMI > 30 unless you're a colossus of muscle (above 25 is acceptable but start exercising just for health, I like chubby dudes). Afraid of guns.
The second one is the only really shallow thing, I think.
>>704164862
>shorter than me
have fun with that
>afraid of guns
don't you really like guns tho?
actually completely disregard that post
Yeah I was about to say, impressive reading comprehension.
i forgot that we were talking about deal breakers
yeah and it's kinda you that said it to begin with
into the box with you
Thinkin about booty.
i'm gonna photoshop osomatsu into that box now
also there's this one jewish kid I play melee with
he sucks at the game but holy shit he's so cute
>>704165536
THAT IS WHERE HE BELONGS
same nibi, same.
sounds like you need to teach him how to smash
properly
He's not a degenerate homosexual. It's terrible, I want his dick and cannot have it.
GOOD
Now you know how I feel watered down 10,000 times over.
Aha! I always knew you wanted dick!
I like dick, idk.
Nibi's secret lust for cock filling his various orifices—revealed at last.
This is news?
>>704166537
wow, good job.
>>704166583
well we used to pretend he was a top
>>704166537
Excellent. Never post that on /k/ because they won't get it and that's where the picture's from originally.
>>704166683
thanks honeybun
>>704166689
why is asriel in a box with guns associate with /k/?
>>704166900
/arg/, the thread about ar15s, has avatarfags. The bird, lizards and asriel are all featured avatars.
Gotta go, bye.
>>704167051
bye
>>704163160
True, but in general, I prefer to not do anything final.
>>704163392
badja
nibster
How are you bbycakes?
I'm alright. The sickness is subsiding and I'm watching Penny Dreadful. How's it going on your end?
contemplating going back to sleep.
Sleeping is fun. I wish I could do more of it.
Sleep with me.
cya badj
there are no shotas here, darwin
bai nib
>there are no shotas here
not true
This place grows more egregious by the day.
i'm sorry
kinda want tacos again
Oh, I typed that in response to Badj's post before I saw yours, but it did not go through because the previous captcha expired. I miss my passes.
hard or soft
it was a sarcastic apology anyway, i know i'm an utter joy
i dont think they have hard tacos
>>704169746
Seems about the same to me.
You are.
i was being sarcastic there too
he is
not even a hard inside a soft taco?
u g h
what's even the point of that
every day i do this with your son
odds so you can eat a hard taco without the shell shattering and all the everything falling out of it
remove odds
where's your sense of adventure
A Jedi craves not these things.
>>704170653
Is it you Kara?
in other parts of my life that aren't food
>>704170915
>>704170915
>>704170915
>>704170951
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kara
>>704170951
it can be
odds pizza
evens burgur
be my kara
i'm too smol
odds: sandwich
evens: tacos
that shouldn't stop you
enjoy your sandwich fag
maybe
be nice
Go for tacos.
the problem is that i need to eat NOW and they don't serve tacos at this time for some reason
you wouldn't have this problem if you had a stovetop or could fry beef
did you forget that i live in the dorms
hell or even a microwave
no, but i do think it's bullshit they don't give students in dorms access to a kitchen.
i paid as much for my dining plan as i did for my room, i'm not microwaving food
go enjoy your sandwich, you dingdong
>>704156666
Choked
check those numbers
Dorms suck.
or THESE numbers
dorms are great
dorms are cool
i remember high school sucked cause a lot of my friends lived out in other counties or districts and everybody lives nearby here
your numbers are weak
>>704169595
shush, jailbait
>>704170671
badj gets cool numbers
like quad sixes
badj can go suck a fat one
i think that would work out well for all parties
