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Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed
>>704140653
Bitching about is even more retarded.
Claiming best girl.
>>704140677
I claim Poopeye
>>704140813
----the joke--->
-> your head <-
Meat Waifu
>>704140728
Arguing is fun, a lot more than any other kind of conversation. I like to lose arguments too and accepting defeat.
That song was amazing, I want to get high to it.
>>704141026
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>704141154
>This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
Heh
No
>>704140967
-Trash-
-> Your sense of humour <-
>>704141028
Hopefully we don't have any beef.
You sure are are lean.
A cut above the rest.
Joke.
Pun.
Spiderman claimed
>>704141286
Nice insult does it come in original flavour? But seriously original flavour is the fucking best.
>>704141154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzviuBoD0jo
Here is another.
Maybe you'll stop being so self-centred.
>>704141026
Yeah, totally. That's exactly what I'm going for.
>Best fox claimu
>>704141235
I'm not a teen you fuckwit, 11 isnt teenage.
Jeez.
>>704141555
I know it is.
>>704141310
Ayy you're back
Claimed
>>704141555
Good morning cutie~
>checked
>>704141838
Rolling to steal.
>>704141555
>360 video
So this is a thing. No need to show me more about it, I'm sold on the album.
>>704141235
Sorry, I've grown fond of this pasta for some reason.
>>704141713
Stop assuming things.
>>704141862
Hey there. Slept well?
Hana Song
followers of kek, do not be hesitant
keep meming, and trump will be president
>>704142002
I don't need to, it's obvious and I know you
>>704142146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XRwUny0gno
>>704142002
Yeah.
Want to play Risk later?
>>704141591
>fluffs the tail
Elizabeth claimed.
>>704142430
Hello Alice, how are you?
>>704142456
Is that a waifu for ants?
>>704142456
5kb
>>704142343
I don't know if I can. I think I'll may be busy because of League, but sure. I'll try to make some time for it.
>>704141999
If you find it online, tell me, because I can't.
>>704141159
Renge!
Long time no see
>>704142554
At school. Only one class today though so I'm already almost done
>>704142312
This saddens me chen, haven't we known each other for nine years already?
>>704142146
>>704142774
Also fuck you.
Didn't you said you were going somewhere?
>>704142774
>>704142897
fite irl
>>704142897
Maybe I'm going later, what's wrong, you don't want me here?
>>704143008
I don't fight old people
>>704142711
Don't worry about it if you're busy, I was just wondering love.
>>704143041
you are both children
>>704143009
>>704142711
Get SoulSeek already. I will upload it soon.
>>704143008
I'm 70 and he's like 15 or something
>>704143009
Of course I don't want you here.
You're too smart for me and you're always able to see through my layers, I can't even feel safe with you around
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>704143132
This fake argument bullshit isn't funny and everyone can see how retarded you both are. Edgy children.
>>704143127
Imm. I need an account for it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32kYH6XZrIo
>>704143086
Okay.
Have you dreamed about anything?
>>704143230
But he's my grandpa IRL
>>704143137
Hardly, you're always so inteligent in your quarries that it's hard for me to even keep up.
>>704143230
What argument?
>>704143313
>>704143311
That's it. I'm fucking done. Fuck this site I've been here for 15 years and the cancer has just become too much!
>>704143230
This
>>704143313
Oh, come on, we both know how nice you are to everyone and you never act superior, you're too good for me.
>>704143311
You do, but it's easy to make one from what I remember. These are the links you need:
https://www.slsknet.org/news/user/register
http://www.soulseekqt.net/news/node/1
And here's your album:
https://mega.nz/#F!Dcd02Qxb!oN7mPSWDORsdw1248lQZXA
>>704143311
I haven't had any dreams in awhile, what about you?
>>704143566
Same with you, always kind and light hearted. Especially with that tumblr reject, who was he again?
I just can't remember
Oh wait, it was Chara that's right. You two had lots of fun with each other
>>704142002
>Stop assuming things.
That's rich as fuck, coming from you.
>>704143629
Okay, thanks.
I didn't manage to find it, that's why I asked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t01VmIMipKU
>>704143716
I didn't went to sleep. I've been up for quite a while.
>>704143798
Oh, yeah, I remember. It was such a nice chat and I've been always helping him with stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smKK1hs--l4
He showed me this, didn't knew he had such a good taste in music.
You still have a good memory, don't you, gramps?
I always liked you because of your honest relationship with Miho, even if he always cared more than you did, and I was surprised he was so loyal and you never got cucked.
>>704144117
Oh yeah, silly me.
How are you doing?
>>704144117
>Mass of Fermenting Dregs
I like that album a lot, didn't get to listen to anything else from them yet though. First track is my favourite, a lot of emotion is put into those guitar riffs and how they develop.
I need to head off for a bit, laters.
>Tired as fuck at work
>Get in car to go home
>Put on music
>Beat of the Rising Sun
>It's morning so the sun is in fact rising
>Flying down the highway at 100 mph
>Get home
>No longer tired
>Have to be up in about 6 hours for more DMV stuff
JUST KILL ME NOW!
>>704144117
I don't have alzheimer's yet.
>even if he always cared more than you did
Well it's not my fault, I guess I just couldn't contain my sexual urges towards high schoolers.
I find one thing in Warframe very odd, Laser weapons fire projectiles with travel time, but bullet weapons are hitscan
>>704144148
My queen
How are ya?
>>704144431
Heroin should put you right to sleep.
here
>>704144381
Okay, have fun.
>>704144330
I'm just listening to music for now, how about you?
>>704144476
Yeah, you were too good for him.
Here is a tank.
Touka claimed
Eh.
>>704144579
Cute tank
https://youtu.be/UbFS8Fet0MI
I'm out
>>704144770
good riddance edgefag
:^)
>>704144579
Just talking to you and drinking coffee, because I know it's your favorite :^)
>>704144965
(^:
>>704144753
Looky here then.
Hello and goodbye
>>704144843
https://youtu.be/ZkHo7KiY-TI
>>704144770
See you later.
>>704144965
Stop drinking so much coffe. Its bad..
>>704145023
Goodbye, teacher.
Take care.
>>704144576
Tomoko!
Morning
>>704144694
Very nice choice
Good to see you
>>704145067
y is there an s in images.jpg?
>>704145067
Objectively best Dangan boy.
>>704145044
How else am I going to stay alive?
>>704145252
yuno. my entire house is cold now
>>704140677
Taskmaster claimed
My alcohol collection just continues to grow faster than I can drink it.
>>704145498
That's how you know that you're old af.
>>704145562
26. Try again.
>>704145353
Damn whats wrong with the weather there?
Wait did we swap? Because I'm sweating my ass off
>>704145279
Do you feel alive?
>>704145498
Have you tried drinking faster?
You have until your liver fails
Morning Wiafu!
>>704145631
I knew that you were somewhere in the 20s. Still worth the insult.
>>704145658
well its starting to get close to winter. maybe you should start a fan up
>>704145679
I don't feel anything.
>>704145725
hey beautiful
>>704145798
its septembre, i always thought atumn came first
but i have been wrong about more things
you think i havent tried that? im bathing in ice cream and wind
>>704145713
Thats a lot of expensive scotch. And some mixers. And a nearly full bottle of Patron silver.
>>704145766
If you feel that way.
>>704146065
The obvious solution is to stop buying alcohol.
>>704146044
ehh its colder. oooo i want mint ice cream
>>704145847
Not even when I'm around?
>>704146065
>Sup rory
>>704146423
You and coffee are the exceptions.
>>704146140
But then how will I go from work to Pathfinder every fortnight? Just leave bottles of alcohol in my bag for 8 hours, unattended, at a uni?
>>704146423
Sup. Just playing some Fire Emblem while trying to sleep to Infected Mushroom.
>>704146602
Aw.
>>704146707
I like infected mushroom
I mean, they are fine
im just playing evelyn jungle
>>704146707
Flasks cunt.
Don't mind me, just claiming best waifu.
>>704146249
>mint ice cream
never heard of it, im eating some regular ice cream no flavour
it sounds gross though
>>704146857
whorebocaust
>>704146852
What, just unlabeled? How will I know what the mixer is? Why would I only bring a flask to a social gathering?
>>704146837
You making people pop yet?
>>704146956
G A S T H E K O R B O C U N T S
>>704146837
<3
I notice you're wearing your trip today, what makes you decide when to put it on?
>>704146942
mint chocolate chip? you have never heard of it? its my favorite flavor and regular ice cream as in vanilla?
>>704147010
I got counter-jungled by a Lee in early. Pretty fucked up game. Managed to win. Carried by Ezreal.
>>704147061
>wearing your trip
The laziness of posting pics earlier.
Do you want chocolate? I like sweets.
>>704147010
FlaskS cuuuunt
>caring about the type of alcohol you're drinking
If it ain't baileys or kahlua just fling some coke in the bitch and get fucked up
>>704146956
DELET
>>704147195
Sure love.
Claiming best waifu, everything else is trash tier.
>>704147195
Sounds like a decent Lee then. The right pressure to the right people.
>>704147222
>you may have gotten trips
>but you want me to mix single malts
How new to drinking are you exactly?
>>704147497
>cum all over her face
>best waifu
Your opinion is obviously shit.
>>704144560
im good just bought food
>>704147463
Let's eat sweets together.
>>704147536
Yeah, he was pretty good imo. His botlane.. not quite.
>>704147600
>>cum all over her face
That's clearly mayonnaise dumbass. So rude tonight.
>>704147076
after googling i see that it exists but im still not convinced. especially with the choclate part
no not vannilia just a rocket ice.
literal translation
its just, i dunno
dont you just have bland popsicles there?
>>704147661
nice
what did ya buy?
>>704147316
No
your waifu is a whore
>>704147795
>mayonnaise all over her face
>best waifu
Phew lad
>>704147536
We ain't on the same page. You know, a flask? Little thing you pour your alcohol into beforehand? So you don't lug around a full bottle? A flask?
>>704147849
sandwich and a ice cap
>>704147852
Rude, and not even true.
So what's going on today in /waifu/
>>704147972
Your waifu only has one tail
Korbo a shit
>>704147849
yuno this isnt ok. we need to get you some of this ice cream. i dont know what bland Popsicle tastes like
>>704147692
Okay, Sweetie~
>>704147948
die
>>704148091
water
>>704148084
But it's the best tail.
quality > quantity
>>704147889
Got a problem with mayonnaise son
I-I can't choose my waifu.
>>704147948
whats an ice cap?
sandwich consisting of?
>>704148091
hell no, im keeping my mouth closed. that sound horrible
see pic, thats what i just had
>yuno
>>704148277
>>704148084
Both your waifus are furryshit
>>704148189
kill me
>>704148324
greek wrap and an iced cappuccino
>>704148290
C-can I cl-claim both?
>>704148260
thats just ice
>>704148287
mayo isnt that good
>>704148324
yuno please i wouldnt lie to you. its amazing and oh just a rocket pop thing huh
found out the girl i got the number from only wanted notes what do i text her to show im pissed off?
>>704148388
Ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｃａｎｃｅｒ ｆａｇｇｏｔ
>>704148388
Ｙｏｕ
ｈａｖｅ
ｃａｎｃｅｒ
ｆａｇｇｏｔ
Cancerfaggot.gif
ｃａｎｃｅｒｆａｇｇｏｔ
1 word
>>704148507
>>704148662
i am cancer
>>704148277
>Damage control
Don't lie, you know having many nice tails is better
>>704148421
>Heresy.jpg
>>704148666
Devilishly cute.
>>704140677
I'm claiming this.
>inb4 furry
>>704148388
oh nice, not a fan of iced coffee though
plans for the friday?
>>704148487
i know but taste differ and i know what i dont like
>mint and choc
no fucking please
>>704148768
>>704148895
furry
>>704148343
>>704148913
no its too late now. you at least need to have a bite
>>704148913
>go home
>play fallout 4
>have inner dialogues about people I hate
>>704148927
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
>>704149019
make me
>>704149034
great plan
how about some league later?
and some outer dialogue with people you like?
>>704149103
yeah Ill play league should be home around 5 still at school atm
>>704149103
if i ever see you i will.
>>704149034
Hello queen
>>704149103
A qt
>>704149106
>>704149211
yea i cant either right now
what class are you having?
>>704149281
right
you probably cant even reach my mouth
>>704149290
no u
>>704148878
Don't get mad next time when I late answer, okay~?
>>704149290
hey fran
>>704149397
atm im on break but i have communications in 2 hours
>>704149397
Yo
Home
>>704149495
tsun
>>704149397
We all a qt
>>704149467
So how are you doing?
>>704149495
Hello there
>>704149397
my arms can reach and you would like it
>>704149591
im alright just sitting around might do something devious in a minute
>>704149457
I was worried you were ignoring me.
You have to promise me you won't~
>>704149699
You know I wouldn't ignore you.
>>704149674
>Blocking out Tatsumi's face
>>704149567
?
>>704149591
Hello Fran
>>704149826
dere
>>704149595
>>704149812
WHO THE HELL IS TATSUMI!
>>704149911
Isn't he Esdeath's boyfriend or something?
>>704149674
Like league?
>>704149826
How are you, my friend?
>>704149999
QUADS DONT LIE NIGGER
>>704149883
>>704149595
>>704140677
I can't decide my 'waifu', please decide for me.
>>704150122
Boku no pico
>>704149999
CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D
>>704149999
I AM HER PET/BOYFRIEND
>>704150027
no
Garrett-chan claimed~
>>704149911
Esdeath's canon lover, cuccboi
>>704149467
oh cool.
My brother majored in that, you like it?
>>704149475
how you doing?
>>704149591
someone has confidence
>>704149665
nuh uh
i can hold your arms down
i will never like it
>>704150193
not according to my get
>>704150172
That's a girls name right?
>>704150276
Runescape
You?
>>704150320
Yeah she's from Keit-ai
Claiming
>>704150084
>>704149883
>>704149595
>>704150270
not in my cannon hmph
>>704150276
its ok honestly just wanna go home
>>704150284
FUCK!
>>704150193
Then what?
>>704150276
Well a qt just told me I am a qt, so of course I am!
>>704150453
>>704150084
>>704149883
>>704149595
Nice novel.
>>704149858
?
>>704150027
I'm okay. Making lunch
>>704150462
>>>>>>>>>>>Missing imperial arms mark
DISGUSTING, GET THAT FAKE ASS ESDEATH OUTTA MY FACE
>>704150276
are you like 6? you havent even tried it
>>704149784
<3
>>704150122
You don't "decide" your waifu
She finds you
>>704150573
tsun
dere
>>704150394
again?
you left while playing it and now you here playing it once more
sleep good?
>>704150462
hah i feel ya
my friday is amazing so i have been home for 7 hours
>>704150476
who called you cute?
i will end him
>>704150587
im a big boy!
i dont wannaaaa
>yuno
>>704150550
Didn't expect someone to find here who knows.
>>704150122
Can't go wrong with Yuno Gasai.
>>704150590
Wish I was gay
>>704150908
You did silly!
>I wish a qt guy did irl
Fran
>>704150908
yuno please
>>704151037
Fran tell Yuno mint chocolate chip is good ice cream
the new thread is up
>>>/trash/
>>704150908
Slept surprisingly well for trying to sleep early
>You Know
>>704140677
Lily Sugarbean?
