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Dicks out for......

fapping
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Harambe deserved to die
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Mine is out
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That's all I had for now
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>>703979937
Good good
>>703979958
Sorry... I'll get it out somewhere else
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>>703979937
May I deepthroat that?
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>>703980086
Now that's one thicc dude
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>>703980170
im going out to grab some crisps
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>>703980292
Have fun with that
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>>703980184
Idk...
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>>703980370
I WILL
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Do you realize how small a gorilla penis really is? Fucking small.
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>>703979914

This is inaccurate, gorillas have notoriously small dicks.
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>>703980522
Fucking this. Haven't you faggots ever seen a gorilla penis before? Jeez
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>>703979937
Dicks out
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>>703980522
Lol are you implying furry porn has realistic proportions for cocks on most characters? They usually try to make them human proportioned because anthro, but then some make them fucking massive because they supa gay lmao.
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anyone here play PoE?
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>>703980927
Level 90 ranger right now in Essence
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>>703981020
Like how do I get into the game? I levelled 1 character and had no idea what I was doing so Im levelling another following a skill path
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Dick out babes ;p
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>>703981126
Basically you should play a little bit, find a skill you like and then find an online build that follows the build.

https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1597020 this is the one I'm currently doing
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>>703981449
My first character was a shrapnel shot archer now Im leveling up a tornado shot with https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1640490

I like these types of games I just have no real direction that im sure to go with building items and getting good items
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>>703981449
Also do I do anything with all these rings and such? (I got some popular loot filter)
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>>703981620
As you progress you need to link support gems with your skills, greater multiple projectiles and faster attacks makes anything insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqZww21fG0g
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>>703981801
MEOW.
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>>703981846
I know like the core aspects of PoE. I've watch like 50 hours of Kripp playing it

Im just not sure about things like hideouts and doing things to a piece of gear to make it good
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>>703979664
Biologically inaccurate. Male gorillas have very small genitalia due to their harem-style alpha male structure. Since they compete for access to sex, rather than within the act of sex itself, sexual performance is not factored into physical fitness.

tl;dr gorillas have tiny dicks
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>>703981928
Ah well I just started playing path again so I don't know that much about the hideouts and crafting, it's all pretty new. If you're playing on standard I can just give you some low level gear if you want
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>>703982128
Nah im playing on essence league. As I said before I know like how to play the game, its just the higher level junk im not sure about
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Bump
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>>703982192
Same, the only stuff I really know are necro witches, otherwise I just follow popular builds.
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>>703983130
Hey Luc.
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>>703983391
Hello

What's new?
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>>703983538
Hunnibuns is sad.
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>>703983661
Why's that?
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>>703983661
Why's that?

Also what happened with his work and getting arrested?
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>>703983751
He said the wrong shit to the cops yesterday while dealing with the bullshit at the airport, so he's now hospitalized at in a mental hospital until tomorrow.
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>>703979664

it's ok to be a zoophile, soon all of our unattainable fetishes will become reality

all you will have to do is believe
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>>703983881
MENTAL hospital? Wtf did those cops do to him?
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>>703983977
After their investigation, the FBI asked if he was feeling like he was going to hurt himself or anyone else, standard for shit like this. Hunnibuns made a sarcastic quip about going home and forgetting about all this with a bottle of booze and pills.
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>>703984286
What was this investigation about? I've never had to deal with that at any airport... Not that I'd know how airports n shit work
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>>703984286

>investigated by the FBI

>standard

just jumping into this exchange, uninvited, but do you really consider that to be 'standard' behavior?
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>>703981917
wem
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>>703984579
A co-worker of his made up a story that he was going to come in on his last day and shoot up the place, since he works at the airport. Instead of following procedure and actually seeing if this shit was true, his manager went straight to the FBI and reported it as if it was actually going to happen.
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>>703984884
hug him for me please
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>>703984708
They had to do a psych exam as part of the investigation. Its pretty standard in judging the mental state of someone to determine if they are suicidal or homicidal.

>>703984875
MEOOOOW.
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>>703984884
As bad as this is for hunnibuns, I think his manager did the right choice regardless. Things like that should never be treated as a joke
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>>703985102
I went up to see him in the evening and had him on my lap for cuddles the whole time. Unless he does something stupid, they'll get him out tomorrow, since he's not a threat, he doesn't have good insurance, and he's taking up a bed.

My sister used to work there as a social worker, so she was walking him through the process.
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>>703985454
what going to happen to the person who told the lie?
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>>703985613
I can't imagine the FBI likes being lied to.
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>>703985694
i know hunnibun is going to press charges. they will probably be arrested and or fined up the ass hard.
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>>703985268
There's procedure for these things. By skipping them, she violated his rights.

>>703985613
I know they're out of a job, at least. Hunnibuns is also going to take him to court to pay for the medical costs.
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>>703985901
im so pissed about this whole thing. god fucking damnit
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>>703985901
Well to be honest I don't really know how that stuff works either, so probably didn't she
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>>703986009
Target's also being an ass, so he may not have his new job when he gets out.
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>>703986112
I hate how these big stores seem to have their shit together until it comes to the human resources part.
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>>703986112
target sometimes has some fucking retarded people running the show i wouldnt doubt that they be super sized asses about this.
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>>703986232
tfw I was probably one of those retards while interning :U
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somebody help me out - theres a comic where a couple of young anthropomorphs are playing videogames and the young fox loses - as part of a bet he has to get dressed up in girls clothing and his buddies are overwhelmed with lust and wind up screwing him good.,

it got me into both fur (sometimes) but more importantly, traps. what's it called?
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>>703986035
She should, its her job. What was supposed to happen is she reports it to security and let them determine if there's a threat. She skipped right over them an to the FBI. No one even bothered to contact him or anyone else to see if the story was true.

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>>703986232
Its a seasonal position while they were renovating the store, so we don't know if he has any protection for his job.
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>>703986771
Ah alright

I hope it gets better for him.
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>>703986771
i hope he gets to keep the job
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>>703986601
fucking kek
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>>703985183

but I mean they were still investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It's standard, but it's a standard of the fucking FBI, an apparatus that holds more power than the states ever could.

wtf, man?
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>>703986771
I'll be a parrot and hope it gets better for him as well... I'm sorry but I suck at these topics :P Sup with you otherwise?
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>>703987392
He's going to be in a shitty mood for the next week or so, but I hope he uses the time job hunting to also relax. Its been rough for him lately, he needs a break.

I'll let him know you guys are thinking of him when I talk to him tomorrow.

>>703987268
Its a standard for all psych exams. Its surprising how easy it can be to get people to divulge stuff just by asking.
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>>703987788
give him my love~
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>>703987928
I told him you were concerned earlier. You texted me while I was on the way up to see him.
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>>703987788
What Katten said
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>>703987788

right, a <u>psychiatrist</u> has to be certified by a federal psychological association to practice. But still... a direct investigation by the FBI.

I'm an not an outsider to this shit but don't color me surprised.
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Where's katten?
I miss that cheetah
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>>703988797
Hey katten. How you been?
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>>703988850
been sleepy. how you do tiggerbutt?
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>>703988936
It cold and rainy here and I can go for a run. Instead I bought some new games to Play.
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Whoa, that's when you fall
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's when you fall
Yeah, that's when you fall
When you fall into a trance
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>>703989067
what games?! :D
i got a new seat for my bike today so i am excite to use it tomorrow

>>703989068
jambeaux
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>>703979912
Waaaaaat?
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>>703989067
"Tigerbutt", yeah now I know which tiger this is :P Sup?
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>>703989244
Katten.
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Going to bed. Goodnight, fags.
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>>703989334
Goodnight perv
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>>703989244
Offworld trading company and stellaris.
Is it like one of those bike seats that save your cock from being limp?
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>>703989334
nini
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>>703989427
it saves my arse. h-how would seat make dick hard?
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>>703989321
Hello bananas.
>>703989619
No I mean dies it have a groove to prevent pressure on the taint and thus a cause for ED after prolonged exposure.
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>>703989790
i-is that really a thing that makes you go limp?....

and yeah it has a large air vent/groove/hole in it
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>>703989790
Right, forget me stupidly asking what's up right after you told me :P I'd ask what games you bought but Katten already did
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>>703989927
Hey thyploshiin.
>>703989974
Yeah but were talking years of sitting. But if it's got the groove you are fine.
>>703989982
Don't be so hard on yourself man.
You ride around today?
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>>703990111
what
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>>703990111
how spoopy ;~;
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>>703990111
Wish I could but I had to guard the house all day, it's so hot we HAD to keep a door open, and there's this orange idiot cat that thinks he lives in our house
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>>703990163
Hi thyploshiin. How you been? Name your Kitty?
>>703990198
Soupy? Like that Red Fox fag from the United cucklands?
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>>703990297
That's not how you spell it.

And yeah I did.
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>>703990297
no spoopy
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>>703990289
Don't you have a fly screen? Why not open a window?
>>703990372
Yeah it's how my mobile phone is spelling it now :)
What's her name?
>>703990426
*pets katten
It's ok to be silly.
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>>703990512
Holly
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>>703990512
We don't, and it's just as easy to get in through the windows. We had them open too, for the record
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>>703990613
Holly the kitty. Nice ring to it.
Got a picture?
>>703990679
For the record how hot is hot?
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>>703990763
None on my PC
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>>703990763
About 26 degrees
It feels like we always end up talking about me and my life, let's talk about something else
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Katten, do you like Van Morrison?
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>>703990780
*cuddles
>>703990812
Awww i wanna see holly.
>>703990864
26°C is a fucking nice day here. Add 10 before it gets "hot"
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>>703990996
I for one wish it could always be 18, that's the perfect temberature. What's the coldest you've experienced where you live?
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>>703990917
yeah he not bad~
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Ahhhhh
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