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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703758450
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
cute me yuno
Do you faggots even own a life btw claiming elliot rodger
>>703766882
forgot pic
>>703765811
Maybe you were too hot
still here
and
>>703766722
yeah as in everything made before disney owned it. they made a lot of lore not canon. they could make all kinds of movies about all the old sith wars and all that
Best type moon claimed.
Eru Claim, only 5 more minutes until Frosting Time.
>>703766582
Ah, fair enough. Well I look forward to seeing it!
>>703766722
Either find the right sized tool, or use a screwdriver and a hammer and hope for the best.
my wife tomoko is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5D550tIWO8
Miho claimed
>>703766722 [yuno]
I just really like their intensity. Lyric-wise I'm more into stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBRAnuT48qo
claiming best girl
>>703766949
Hey Makoto
>>703766943
Shiki, I'm not a heretic...
>>703766722
Hey Yuno
>>703767135
She's not a girl
>>703766930
Oh right I've heard about it but I'm gonna be honest I haven't looked that deep into the side stories of star wars
Could be idea why not apply to Disney?
>>703766949
So basically you need to go full man mode on it?
>>703767084
They are intense all right
I'm having dinner atm so I'll listen to it later
>>703767217
Just FYI I'm other yuno
How's it going?
>>703767217
[x] Doubt
>>703766798
nah, just kind of mucking about. I'm trying to increase productivity, so I'm taking a break from the internet for a while
>>703767348
Very effective break I see a
>>703767217
G'day m8, how are ya?
>>703767307
Ya. But I'd really rather not if I can avoid it, as it could ruin the bolt.
>>703767307
Yeah I see your filenames now.
>>703767321
Quit bullying me!
I'm OG Leone! Not some heretic!
>>703767048
Cover reminds me of Soundtracks for the Blind.
>>703767307
because i dont have degrees or the ability to write something. i just know a little more than i should about star wars
>>703767447
Cool.
>>703767399
S-Shut up, I'm trying
>>703767307
alright cya later
>>703767433
Oh yea that's not a good idea
Maybe hire a professional?
>>703767437
So how are doing man?
>>703767464
You could try to just send a script or an idea to Disney
You never know, people who don't try always fail
>>703767602
I'm on mobile
You ain't getting rid of me that easy
>>703767307
>another yuno
Yuno, cut me with your knife!
But not fatally.
>>703767730
....
>Mfw I'm working with a professional, and not even he has a socket that big
>>703767302
Well, ehh... shhh!
>>703767730
Good, going to the doctors office. Battery on phone at 16% so I might leave soon
>>703767905
Good taste.
>>703767730
no they already had those spitballed and ill hold out for darth krayt or more kotor stuff
>>703767805
I'm still the same yuno you keep harassing it's just I'm different for Leone
>>703767808
Kek
Get out of there he's a fraud
>>703767960
Something wrong?
Later if you suddenly die
>>703768060
If you says so
Maybe make your own movie?
With blackjack and hookers?
Is there any news on the kotor remake?
>>703768186
Nah just psychiatrist.
13% battery now
>>703768186
fuck
I go back to cut me yuno then
>>703768186
>He's the one selling me the car, and it's already taken apart so we can't move it anywhere
>>703767730
Ok I'm happy then. Also I started to watch future diary rather than just reading it. I always end up reading too fast and missing important stuff so the anime will compensate for me being illiterate.
>>703768186
no. and nothing really just its in the works
>>703766623
Pretty much the same here. Like what you like, but read the atmosphere. Cosplaying your favorite edgelord animu character at say... a Football game will probably not go over very well.
>>703766930
Open your mouth for the money shot!
Why doesn't anybody understand me
>>703768506
Because you're An Fagget.
>>703768395
yeah wouldnt be a good idea. probably just in general
>>703768469
im not into that
Claimed.
>>703768647
A Galil!
>I'm making a cake
>Gotta give it more time to cool before I put frosting and stuff on it though.
>>703768647
So Cute.
>>703768009
Best part of me
>>703768288
Oh that's still kinda worrying
Anything wrong?
>>703768297
Nah I'm good
>>703768329
You dun goofed
Let's just hope he doesn't straight up break the car
>>703768345
Kek I know the feeling, my excitement makes me skip stuff sometimes
Did you finish the manga though?
Also yuno is too cute in the anime it's amazing
>>703768354
Kek okay then
We'll see what time gives us
>>703768843
Hey Elle
>>703768859
Thank you
>>703768552
My parents say I look like Anne Hathaway
before they beat me
Claiming Felix
>>703768922
Whats good?
>Rainbow Six is getting an update
>New stuff
>Am excited.
>>703768902
yeah i will wait. hopefully wont be bad
>>703766798
Hmm, right. Yeah, I'll probably get around to that, someday, not today. I doubt that a Tsumiki thread will be made by anyone else.
>>703768902
Nah, he's done the work on it before, so I trust him with it. Still wanna find that damn socket though.
>>703769003
>>703769008
My days been pretty fucking shit all day long actually.
>>703768950
Mi liu why are you being so edgy?
I'm concerned
>>703769003
Who is this cutie?
>>703768902
No I didn't finish it so I'm still excited and yeah she's super cute
>>703769068
>00001
Kek
>>703769282
Oh you.
Mugi-chan claimed.
>>703769019
Probably not
Hard to mess that up right?
>>703769040
Questing time?
Some shop should have it
>>703769158
What happened comrade?
>>703769182
You.. you didn't finish it?
How? Why?
Where did you end?
>>703769158
Really? Shiet. Anything in particular or just a shit tier day in general? I've had a relatively nice day myself.
>>703769441
id hope so
>>703769441
Pretty much. There's only like, one or two more stores i can really try though. After that, I'll be at a loss.
>>703769441
Like I said, I missed on a bunch of things and I wanted to watch it anyway so I might as well keep some suspense for the show
>>703769441
Woke up late, my friends cat got hair all over my clothes, traffic was bad, lost my wallet, dropped my phone and cracked the screen,someone dented my fucking car, went to get lunch and it took them over 30 minutes to make my fucking taco and when I was walkingnout someone bumped into me and made me drop it and I had to wait another 40 minutes to buy a new one and someone stole my watch.
>>703769561
See above
>>703769698
ebay
Tomoko, there is no competition.
>>703769815
Need it today, otherwise i would have ordered one already.
>>703769756
Wew thats a fucking day. I hope it gets better man.
>>703769036
>I doubt that a Tsumiki thread will be made by anyone else.
Someone else took you up on that
>>703770096
Oh!
Well, I wonder who went and did that... Hmm.
>>703770340
Faggot.
>>703770414
Thanks, bud.
>>703770767
You're the most boring person in the thrrad.
>>703769282
Did I do good?
I just threw up on myself when masturbating. My parents are gonna be pissed
>>703769692
you up to anything man?
>>703769698
If you really need one now, maybe check another town?
>>703769733
i guess thats a good reason. Still i dont know how you can survive that
how far in are you?
>>703769756
damn thats rough, im sorry
did you block any credit or bankcards?
you are here now so its all good bby
>>703771543
hunting that card still and sitting. yourself?
>>703771195
That's pretty good
>>703771638
i should read some books for school but im feeling like playing something
i dont really wanna sleep tonight tbh its a waste of the peaceful and cold night
>>703770767
SLUT.
The Cake Is Done. But it looks like hell. I boosted the looks by throwing in sprinkles and adding blue random designs.
>I'm not proud of this.
>SOMEBODY THREW OUT MY FROSTING BAG BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A GARBAGE BAG?
>I still have all my tips and stuff.
>mfw
It looks okay and will be delicious, its just not the best work I could've produced.
>>703771543
I think I read halfway through, but right now I'm only at episode 3. I wish I would have watched more today but I watched a lot of drag week stuff so it set me back a bit
>>703771906
PIC
I
C
you asked for my judgement now you will recieve
>>703771938
day isnt over right?
i get your feeling though im really into KLK right now but something else kinda pops up i just watch 1-2 eps a day
>>703771853
go for a walk and meet a cutie
>>703772139
i dont think i will meet yuno if i go outside now
>>703767548
Absolutely disgusting.
Best waifu reporting in.
>>703772139
>Go for walk
>Meet cute girl.
>Chat her up
>Take her back to my place
>She cuffs me to the bed, steals all my shit and cuts my dick off.
Good advice.
>>703771888
Now, why'd you have to go and waste trips like that?
>>703772083
Yeah I'll definitely watch some more when I'm done with the races
Good morning /waifu/.
>>703772350
She is a slut. You are a manwhore. Teto has the worst fucking hair. Izuru is an edgy ass faggot. Is the truth.
>>703772268
hmm?
>>703772265
you never know
>>703772333
huh. does not sound like a good time sorry for your experience
>>703772379
you dont have to
also i didnt know you were into drag races, why does it interest you if i may ask?
>>703772426
you mean evening?
>>703772578
im pretty sure
what i am not sure of is how you think the world works
>be 19 male
>its night
>talk to random girl
>get charged with rape
thats probably whats gonna happen
>>703772083
I tried.
>Eru
>>703772762
No I just woke up.
>>703772426
>>703772762
just got to find someone else thats weird as you right?
>>703772796
>i tried
you sure?
nah im joking as long as it tastes good right?
wait is it supposed to say happy party? or is just a coincedence that it looks like that
>>703772925
oh then you have a weird sleep schedule
sleep good atleast?
>>703773157
Shut the fuck up and go write a yelp review
>>703772762
I like motorsports all around, but specifically the work they put in their builds, their ridiculous quarter mile times, their style, the sound..
>>703773224
Shut the fuck up and suck my dick
>>703772796
What is that abomination? An art piece?
It tastes better than it looks though?
Good evening waifu
How are you?
>>703773224
yelp the food review app? there is like 20 or so restaurants in my town so no.
>>703773366
writing a yelp review of the local coffee house
>>703773163
Yeah its suppose to say Happy BDay, I went too fancy on the B
>And the fucking $5 frosting can wouldn't stop spraying
But yeah I think she'll like it
>Its sugary as hell now.
>>703773316
It taste amazing, the cake itself is very fluffy and light, and the frosting adds a lot of flavor.
>I should've just made cupcakes.
>>703773366
I made a cake from hell.
>>703773163
>oh then you have a weird sleep schedule
Yeah, my circadian rhythm is all messed up, But I did sleep well.
>>703773157
harder than it sounds
actually
there is a mental institution a few blocks from here
>>703773305
oh did you see the 18 yo dutchie get 1st place in F1?
i gotta agree the sound is pretty sweet but i dont have a big clue about the rest.
>>703773316
fucking kek
>>703773366
hey chara, im doing good
yourself?
>>703773451
sugar is best, she is only 9 so she probably wouldnt even notice a difference
>rip money
>>703773467
oh i was only messing around. sorry
any plans for today?
>>703773448
What's yelp? Something like google reviews?
And is it a good or bad review?
>>703773451
That sounds bad. Wait, but you said your cake tastes amazing. Now what?
>>703773651
Doing fine, thanks. Just playing some Rimworld
>>703773314
Shut the fuck up and go beat level 12 in Zelda
>>703772571
If it were, I'd bother with it more than just this silliness.
You know, I expected something a little less recycled from you.
>>703773651
i think you have to have some sort of problem with something first right or at least have a doc say so
>>703773685
nothing bad joke and yeah it is
>>703773651
It'll be fine, plus it came from the heart.
>Plus she's nine, she doesn't see attempted art, she sees CAKE.
>>703773685
Now I feel artists remorse and put the cake in a hiding spot until its time to celebrate. Its tasty, it just looks like a monster.
>>703773685
It takes like 5 fucking seconds to google "yelp" you spoonfeeding loving faggot.
>>703773651
Watch anime and post on 4chan.
>>703773651
I find F1 much less exciting than I used to find it, but I looked up the guy and he must be very talented if he's with red bull
>>703773832
Having expectations evolves in being disappointed. I tought you know that at least. Stop being edgy.
>>703773853
oh, my bad then. So yelp is a company which lets you review restaurants, stores etc.
I still don't get the joke though
>>703773923
It looks like a monster? So you made a pact with Satan in order to make it so tasty!
Hail Satan!
Muahahaha
>>703774324
Kek. I thought you saw it, but its >>703772796
I'm not really proud of it, but its really tasty. I can always make it taste amazing, but without my tools
>Somebody accidentally tossed out my frosting bag
>No big deal but I basically died without it.
>>703773685
>Rimworld
never heard of it looks kinda cool
how did you find this game? its early acces
>>703773853
i can just wait outside untill i see my perfect crazy girl
>>703773923
>>Plus she's nine, she doesn't see attempted art, she sees CAKE
kek this
when is the party?
>>703774075
great idea
what are you watching?
>>703774125
yea i have the same honestly, but still kinda cool the kid won.
wait you actually found him?
i mean he did win but i thought there are a lot of grand prix (plural?)
>>703774294
look who decided to show up
>>703774324
He is joking about writing a yelp review because of this post >>703773224
How fucking retarded can you be? Seriously, now. You can't get any jokes?
>>703774164
Well, there's something we can agree on.
>>703774543
Today. Its all ready to go, gifts have been bought and cake is prepared, and I also got the card. Its something cute that says "A birthday is like a cat.... One morning you wake up and it's right in your face!" Its got cute cats on it, she'll love it.
>>703774722
Fuck you old man.
>>703774324
its not worth worrying about too much.
>>703774543
i dont think they let them inside. plus im sure they will let them all hang out together like a club
>>703774797
outside*
>>703774543
I just looked for the driver's standings. Man I barely know any driver anymore, beside the Ferrari and Mercedes guys
>>703774526
It doesn't look that bad. I think she'll like it. And as long as it tastes good it's never a problem.
>>703774543
Friend of mine told me about it. He pirated it. It's like Dwarf Fortress but for casuals.
>>703774797
Got it, what did you do today? Anything interesting happened?
>>703774543
I'm rewatching Mitsudomoe to get more screencaps.
>>703775185
>screencaps instead of fanart
Pleb.
>>703774795
Awh, don't be like that.
>>703775090
nothing really. no ive done nothing today
>>703775090
True, anyway I gotta get going, gonna go to my anatomy class. Pick up some snacks on the way cause we might be watching House MD for shits and giggles.
Later /waifu/ ^^
>>703774797
I like it when you lay on your back like that
So easy to bust on you with my jazzy jizz
>>703775319
I will be how I want to be.
I won't be how I want to be because others tell me to be how I want to be, though.
Old geezer.
>>703774663
Shut the fuck up
>>703774783
haha sounds amazing.
i take it you are at you parents' house then
have fun with the party
>>703774797
jokes on you they get to go outside once a day
i will wait for my opportunity then i will pounce on the craziest
>>703774906
oh so you used to be into it?
you feeling nostalgic?
>>703775090
oh better not tell the CIA
sounds cool, since i suck at that game kek
is it as good?
>>703775185
ah sounds good
rewatching stuff is the best
>gonna try to study
later guys
>>703775242
No thank you
Claiming Erwin Rommel
>tfw you wish you could be in the Afrika Korps and ride tanks with ur waifu
>>703768902
Its just to get a prescription for my ADHD
>>703775428
See ya Eru!
>>703775364
That sounds depressing actually. Are you feeling okay?
>>703775580
I don't know, when I tried playing Dwarf Fortress I was just left out in the open and I couldn't even put a single command on any dwarf.
But so far it's pretty fun, I can recommend it. Even though it's in alpha it plays more like it's in beta or like a small indie game for 10 bucks. But not yet worth 25 bucks
>>703767064
heh filthy main character basement dweller
I kinda dislike Miho i dunno why
>>703775580
used to watch it every Sunday with my dad when I was younger. I went to see the GP in Montreal twice
>>703775524
no thats gay
>>703775580
oh. well then let me know if you found someone that depends on you or something. have fun with studies
>>703775801
fine its what i normally do
I claim my gf
I'm still here, and I'm still arriving at the end of the thread.
>>703775865
Because he is a manslut
>>703775544
Well , that's good.
Works erry tiem
>>703775999
>>703776112
Go back to lurking.
>>703776160
What strat is that? Can you post a replay or something?
>>703776425
Just pump up Siam and take one piece of land every turn so you get reinforcements, then steam roll the world.
>>703776601
Thanks Mai
>>703776644
Don't mention it.
>>703776847
Hope you don't mind
Why aren't you playing on pol anymore though? Is it better on warlight?
Is there a ranking system?
>>703776352
But I feel like posting.
>>703777003
I just stopped playing risk for awhile until Chen reminded me of warlight.
>>703777272
Ah.
This game is surprisignly funny. They warn you beforehand that the AI might be dumb but oh well.
>Have a colonist armed with a gun standing outside
>A Raider comes with a bow, they start a gun/bowfight
>Another colonist comes out of the house
>Not armed
>Fat guy
>He has a broom
It is time to clean this mess up!
>Fat guy starts cleaning up the dirt behind my colonist who's shooting at the Raider
>He is obsessed with his work
>Doesn't care for injury
>Hops in front of the cover
>Proceeds to clean the blood from the dog who got hit in the crossfire
>An arrow misses him
>The fat cleaner is being targeted
>But the blood is still here!
>>703777246
I feel like giving you the succ too, but hey, I can't.Nordic that you are.
>>703778955
>>703777935
Ah well. You win some, you lose some, can't have it all.
>>703778955
This is proof that the majority of /waifu/ is normies.
>>703778955
>>703779359
>>703779496
It's weird though, usually it's the weekends.
Which makes people even more normies.
>>703779649
>>703779359
>>703779496
>plurar
>is
fuck it i have a lot free time tomorrow i will do it then i guess
>>703775741
ah thats good. Well not as bad as it could have been
>>703775801
eh i might try to pirate it thanks
>>703775926
oh thats really cool, was it as hype as it sounds watching that live?
why did you stop though?
>>703775956
maybe someone with yuno syndrome
then again if she is in an institution it might be quite dangerous
>>703776040
whats up
>>703779443
Stop posting.
>>703777794
What game?
>>703780074
not if she loves you. then it would be perfect
>>703780074
It's fun and pretty solid for Alpha.
>>703780341
RimWorld
>>703780074
It was really cool they used to be soo loud compared to the cars they have now.
At some point they started to leave every weekend to go boating in the north while I stayed to work part time
>>703780119
It's too late to quit now.
>>703780741
Yeah, that's what your girlfriend said but she still quit.
Quit life for good.
>>703780671
>>703780671
my parents I mean
>>703780074
Not much, went to college for 3 hours, nearly died of laughter when onenof the students got obliterated by the teacher about his drawing skills, then went home, and now I'm here.
I'm also trying to find some paper around my house to roll a cigarette, but I think I won't find any
>internet goes down
>FUCK now I have to do something other than be a basement dweller
>go shopping for basic food stuff
>cold cuts and eggs bitch
>also grab some windshield wiper fluid
>jesus christ it is like 90 degrees outside, my shower I took was useless
>get home, put stuff in panty/fridger
>go to fill up windshield cleaner reservoir
>no funnel
>FU- wait a second, I used to long pour challenge my friends in High school
>channel long pour skill from years of drinking beer
>only spill a few drops
>feels fucking good man
>and my windshield is clean now
>get back inside, sit down, check internet
>it's up
>make this post
So what have you done productive today, /waifu/?
Just got off work, its like 95 degrees and I'm fucking melting.
>>703769969
So far it hasn't.
>>703771543
I don't have any credit cards.
>>703780913
nothing
>>703780913
Got new tires for my bike and... yea.
I reinstalled Skyrim now and I'm planning my new character and what mods will I play with.
>>703780423
yea i guess. But i kidnapped her..
i need to make a plan that she would kidnap me i guess..
>>703780640
wonder what they got planned in the future
i mean if its only alpha it must be getting a lot of new stuff
>>703780671
thats sounds great. although im not a huge car guy i think i could get into that
kinda sad but i guess its part of growing up
maybe when you are having a steady income with your new job you can surprise your dad and go again with him?
>>703780903
what do you study? thats pretty sad tbh
probably for the best smoking is bad yuno?
>>703781106
hey same here! its the worst
ah i kinda meant any other important cards they could abuse
>>703780827
But she's still here.
No.
Claimed
>>703781379
Well my dad is not so much into it anymore either. I'd rather go spend a weekend with them up there like the other week
>>703781379
she would have to be a qt
>>703780913
Literally nothing. Today was lazy day
>>703781379
I think so too and I sure hope they put more personalization into it. It's nice so far, but there can be a but more
>>703781379
No, I just had my money (FOUR HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS GOD DAMN IT) my CC license and all that jazz.
>>703781476
She will die
>>703781379
I study information and communication, with a specialisation in infographism and interactive medias. Basically we're just focused on the artistic aspect of games.
I can guaranted you that you would have laughed too if you were in the room, plus the guy had it coming, that guy can't draw for shit.
Also, I know smoking is bad, but I don't care, I started smoking knowing that it could kill me.
>>703781601
Nice taste.
