Nostalgic fap thread.
Post shit you fapped to as a youngster. I'll start.
I used to fap to that to.
I fapped too
Still fap to her and to this picture. Idk why it still does it for me.
>>703748951
Ricci?
Alexis Dziena in fool's gold
Memories man memories
bump
>>703749241
good luck chuck jessica alba
So many memories
>wore the fuck out of the vhs tape
>>703749241
>>703749375
My first fap goes to Rachel Weisz
Seems like just yesterday
>>703749073
Right. It's sometimes easier for me to fap to these than her topless.
>>703749608
I almost tore my dick off to her in Opposite of Sex when it came out. I had this pic in an Entertainment Weekly magazine and would cum to it everyday. I was like 13 mind you.
>>703748353
What's actually Crazy is that Steven Tyler put his daughter in that video.
>>703749857
I hear you. I'm probably about your age. I remember hearing about her scenes in Prozac Nation for like two years before any caps came out.
My first true love.
>>703749921
Well he did have a 14 year old groupie so he's probably into his daughter too
>>703750000
Dat ass
>>703750000
QUADS OF TRUTH
>>703750039
>>703750000
Same
>>703748065
Dem nips
>>703750101
She wore a lot of cropped shirts in power rangers.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zH8TXHdb4SM
magical
>>703750329
Only BC kids will remember this
>>703748035
who didn't beat it to that
>>703750329
this
>>703748675
yep, thats a throwback alright
>>703748035
>>703747911
>>703747865
God I loved this bitch back then
>>703750534
>>703750643
I still fap to this sometimes lol
Madonna was a slut the day she was born
>she's 9yrs old in this image
>in before peado she was an early developer
I had to buy a new right hand from south Shields market after I found this pic cos I wore the one I was born with out
10/10 would fap again
>>703750792
.
>>703750733
It's time to cum anon.
>>703750792
..
>>703750624
The one and only
>>703750971
2/11
>>703747987
holy shit me too
is this nostalgic?
>>703748675
she can really tuck a dick
>>703750792
>>703750874
>>703750918
>>703750954
>>703750998
Good fucking god. It must be more damp than the goddamn brazilian rainforest in there.
That can't be sanitary.
>>703751376
>>703747865
>>703747911
>>703748035
Used to fap the hell out of these images in my first year of high school.
>>703748201
nippelodeon
Fapitty fap fap
>>703750792
All sources indicate to her being 20 in this photo. Where's your proof?
>>703750554
???
>>703750792
south shields?
where you from my northern negro
>>703747987
Cool stary bra
Nostalgic enough?
>>703752614
>>703752670
Holy shit, why do I not remember this, used to watch that show all the time
>>703747865
She's still getting spunk out of me. What a woman.
busted so many nuts before I figured out I could use the internet for superior porn. Also anyone remember eurotrash ?!
>>703748291
Oh god yes!
>>703750000
checked
Lmao! This thread is now cringe thread.
>>703749241
Thank god for the pause function when watching this movie.
>>703755216
the tv show?
yea, that was funny
>>703749497
Rachel Weisz is a goddess
>>703755395
And also a jew.
>>703755476
so even more so
I thought my dick would literally burst open.
>>703755499
I guess if you're into circumcised women.
>>703755592
I'm a kike
>>703748291
Oh fionna
>>703750000
Mine too!
>>703755592
That´s somalis my friend :^)
>>703755360
yea man I used to bust nuts to that too cos it used to have alot of porn and porn related things so used to like jerk it alot to that
>>703755592
>>703750624
She hot. But lacks a breast.
>>703755671
Nah. The jews too. The rabbis eat the foreskin off the little girls.
>>703755702
Wasn´t it mostly fat middleaged germans?
but lots of nude, that much I´ll give you.
>>703748675
When Arnold essentially cucked himself
>>703747865
>>703749497
>Rachel Weisz
slutty movie scene? wasnt this enemy at the gates? they get their fuck on underground surrounded by the squalor of many other people
The only reason I watched this show
>>703750502
kek
>>703755816
>>703750502
What part of Victoria are you from?
Made me tingle in my little boy parts.
>>703755932
I prefered the scene at the stripclub in paris, but that´s a good one too.
Dolores O'riordan
>>703755768
Yes, Squiggle - Vision
>>703750000
I had a lot of morphin time with her
>>703756085
Duuuude did you watch channel 98 last night ? You could almost completely see boobs
>>703756006
Also thought about it years later that the town mechanic's name was "Cooter". WTF?
>>703750823
I wore the fuck on of my Species vhs
>>703747865
Can't remember the number of time i fapped to this. This and dark angel's jessica alba fake.
>>703750823
this movie I'm pretty sure was partly responsible for some weird fetishes I have
>>703756139
>>703756139
Well you did get the first 5min. Beat the (Cock) Clock
>>703756291
Timing was everything back then.
>>703756371
>>703756431
UP...All night.
>>703755904
damn, she grew the fuck up....
>>703756502
Fucking perverted legend!
>>703756129
holy shit I remember watching that movie. my buddy's dad owned a video rental store and we snatched it and took it home to watch. haha
>>703756430
she is .. hotter than I remember. This hairy arms. A dream came true
>>703756502
>>703756597
Yeah...Then she grew up :(
>>703751402
>>703751376
Absolute Goddess!
>>703756680
Your Point? you taking the Pedo route?
>>703751234
it's actually more sanitary than shaving. STDs are spread more easily now that everyone shaves their cooch
>>703756869
This is /b/ is it not?
T.A.T.U
>>703747987
Oh fuck I blew so many loads to this picture in Guinness world records
>>703747987
I learned to fap to the catalog featuring that picture. There were little samples of perfume puffed onto the interior of fold outs of a few pages, and to this day VS perfumes make me rock hard.
>>703750329
The memories
>>703756749
MANGIARE
>>703757041
Was I the only one?
>>703755768
Five star post nigga.
>>703757190
I remember this move/episode. no fucked idea what its called any more. fucking immortal caveman meets with his kids and they dont know it
Jesus Christ, I've jerked it to like 75% of these people listed.
>>703747865
Rushing to finish before the Dirrty video finished. Or before Redman came on screen.
Those were the days.
Can't believe I forgot about this one.
Cosma shiva Hagen.... ohhh the memories
Does anybody remember the name of the Latin singer girl wearing a Sailor outfit with a great ass gif. from around 2005?
>>703757276
"The man from earth"
>>703757509
Alizee, she was french
>>703757527
thanks anon
>>703756430
lord yes, there's a happy memory
I only fapped to girls my own age modelling underwear in the catalogs.
>>703757509
>>703757566
Thanks Anon!!
>>703756749
nice lol
>>703757685
Dont look at her more recent pics, she got herself shitloads of ugly tattoos.
>>703747865
Heather motherfucking harmon
>>703754928
Step by step
>>703757764
The older they get, the cuter they ain't.
>>703757798
>>703756272
Lol I remember doing this! Sometimes if i got lucky i would get audio, that was exciting!
>>703751021
Fuckin' Scorpina
>>703756749
What sound do you get when you throw a communist into the Red Sea?
Was always angry they never brought her back. At least it wasn't her last sci-fi bit.
>>703757883
Certainly remember good fapping to this picture(and rest of the set)
lolol
>>703758057
Yummm.
>>703757954
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>703756502
THIS and the John Byner Show.
>>703758057
The scene in (Women in red) when you see her vag the Tape was worn out from pausing
www.facebook.comjessica.oehlermcdermottfref=ts
>>703757882
I wanted a 3 some with Kelly Kapowski and Kelly Bundy. And then when 90210 came out, Kelly (Jeanie Garth) from that show.
>>703751234
lets see:
>virgin
check
>retard
check
>faggot
check
You a the holy trinity of newfag. Pubic hairs protect from abrasion which leads to infection. By your logic animals are unsanitary because they have fur? fucking kill yourself already before you harm a child from all the hairless CP hentai you fap to
>>703758248
srsly
just to trigger this retards in this thread. hairy is sexy
>>703758250
I would love to hear your explanation of why pubic lice were almost completely wiped out around the same time shaving and waxing came in vogue.
>>703757246
I did it all the time. I even got busted by my grandmother doing to the lingerie section when I was on vacation.
She had those big ass thick Sear catalogues
You Tell that FAGGOT. Nothing wrong with Vag Bush
>>703750494
Sabrina, The TwentySomething Cock Inspector.
>>703748675
Pls. Stahp.
>>703758440
Yep. And after a while the catalog just opened up to the sections that were most "used".
We weren't fooling anyone.
>>703758542
hello Sabrina
>>703758395
the only retard in this thread is you, anon.
>>703758585
haha, yeah totally.
Famke Janssen https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i862f_TqifE
I was ten years old when I started. Jerking off with a bottle of cooking oil in the shower to this hot bitch on my grandpa's garbage Dell laptop.
>>703758395
I like a little hair nicely groomed down below but holy hell!
>>703758701
nigga this was like yesterday
One of first porn/erotic girls I fapped to, and did it a lot
I still like her, but this same smile she has on almost every photo is kinda annoying
>>703758767
Nah, this image is around nine years old.
>>703750494
polydactyl cat!!!
>>703758858
"Did you cum on my face? I hadn't noticed."
Are High-School crushes a valid post for this thread?
>>703748675
ugh. i hate that body type
>>703758701
First fap to gunmouth, you must still be a youngling
>>703758689
she was great in james bond.
>>703758836
the best ass on any of the teen sites at the time. fucking christ.
>>703748675
>imagine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOWMohYTVo
so many sperms for this
>>703747865
SO MANY MEMORIES.
>>703758910
There's better tits from that movie. wink wink.
>>703749497
Shit film great ass
>>703759014
>she was great in james bond.
Certainly kept Onatop of things.
>>703751234
Yeah, you typed 'damper' but it looked wrong, didn't it?
I know you.
>>703758689
mah black person
I used to beat my meat so hard on this scene my meat went blue
>>703750502
BCE
>>703759014
One of best asses for me even today, probably
>>703755717
OmG fuck, yes, foxy Knoxy is so hot!
I'm an oldfag, so I also fapped over the chubby English nanny that killed Matthew Eapen...
*googles*
Louise Woodward!
I fucking love murderesses, even baby killers.
>>703758110
Stop projecting.
Forgot about this one.
Glad I didn't turn into a furry fag from this.
>>703758110
She was born a hermaphrodite dude. Clue is in the 3 guys names.
>>703756869
>Your Point? you taking the Pedo route?
Yep.
Give me a 15 year old over a 30 year old any fucking day. You know it's true.
>>703759351
Rachel Starr. Her ass is perfect.
>>703759507
Myth.
>>703758110
Probably copy pasty.
But either way, you tried too hard son
>>703759507
Why would someone with both genitalia have 3 guys names? Think before pressing submit, mouthbreather.
>>703759351
Would look better with my handprints on it.
>>703750329
thats actually an african symbol of fertility, if i am not mistaken. definitely made during the CE.
>>703759590
Key word "Had"
Victoria's Secret catalogs
>>703748353
oh shit nostalgia hard mode
i loved this bitch
>>703759734
How's the autism treating you these days?
>>703748675
god tier milf
>>703759734
>African
You really believe that, don't you?
>>703759899
honestly some days its really hard to cope
>>703759042
AH, yes.
Kevin Kline has a lot to fucking answer for, depriving the world of his wife's tits.
>>703759351
Pink!!!!!!!
this one for the first time
>>703759354
>I fucking love murderesses, even baby killers
Uhh...
/r/nocontext
>>703760041
That was Her Salty/Wet/Garbage stage So Hot
>>703759042
>>703759972
yes, and I'm curious now though if you have a better idea.
>>703748951
ornge is new black chick?
>>703759042
>>703759907
80s movies where the best
>>703760198
No, but Taryn Manning (boomkat) is fucking hot
>>703750329
niggers in charge of making statues
>>703760348
My mom had this album when I was a kid.
Didn't fap to it but it kind of made me realize that my pee pee served a higher purpose.
>>703760340
90's and below are literally softcore porn. Everything on tv and from "Hollywood" were nasty to some extend.
>>703747865
>fapped to a youngster
MODS?
>>703760148
Yup.
>>703760196
Known as the Venus of Willendorf, or Woman of Willendorf, she's basicallly a fertility representation.
They date back to between 28,000 and 25,000 BCE, before our breeds of modern human were a thing. We're talking about in the days of the Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon
All the carvings have been found both footless, and incapable of standing on their own. their purpose is generally unknown, My personal theory is that she's supposed to be some kind of "Mother to all". Everything about her suggests a Mother who has given birth a lot. Wide hips for easy birth, a stomach, distended ffrom multiple children, very large breasts for milk, and all carvings are faceless, possibly suggesting that she is every woman, and vice versa. She is a mother spirit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf
>>703750101
this is the video I rekt the pause button on my VHS remote with
>>703760707
You are the only one here that give a fuck.
>>703760604
Read that post again
>>703760707
>>703760707
Dude, What the Fuck?
Who comes to /b/ for a Lecture on fertility
>>703760909
>Complaining about history being correct
You're one of those "retard" type people, aren't you?
>>703748201
Where did you find it in that quality?
>>703758248
This chick was way too hot to fuck a duck
>>703761198
>Caring that history's correct
In a fap thread.
