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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703657163
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
>>703665274
Don't take my generosity and kindness as a given or a weakness, Esdese.
>>703665380
It was super hot?
Still here
>>703665222
My folks are oldschool so they love to make fun of me
>Dad sees pile of dakis
>lol nerd
>Mom sees pile of dakis
>You gon have an orgy with those?
Jesus christ
>>703665490
I wont I rewarded you with that story didnt I?
>>703664406 [chelsea]
no aniki in zero though :(
>>703664785 [yuno]
I know what it means haha. godspeed young dutch
Claiming Felix
>>703665167
must be fun kek
any albums worth to share?
i mean ones i would like?
>>703665222
oh my hahah that is hilarious
i didnt get the refference since i watched it in dutch
>>703665242
i guess we are totally different when it comes to games then
>love rts and am pretty good at them
>suck insane amounts of dicks on fps
Gonna focus on homework so prepare for slow answers
>>703665608
Same thing here. Any time a package comes in the mail they're like
>is that a new doll?
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>703664577
So why dont you want to be one?
>>703665066
>new
Claiming Felix
>>703665725
Spongebob is one of my favorite cartoons of all time, the first 3 seasons are pure gold.
![CV [104].png](https://i.imgur.com/x8l1UBE.png "CV [104].png")
>>703665480
Cabt believe i drank half a bottle of white liquor already
>>703665725
no probrem desu~
>>703665610
Much cuter image.
>>703665496
It was actually disgusting and scary.
>And unrealistic, a rapier can't cut off limbs, even a normal sword couldn't do that
>>703665608
I love your parents
>>703665705
Privyet
>>703665759
Also privyet?
>>703665490
>you try to hold esdeath down but she is stronger and lifts you off. she press you to the floor you wimpier in pain as she digs her nails into your wrists. she moans with pleasure and starts freezing your arms. she rips your arms off after they are weakened by the ice. she gets off you and cuts your legs off with her sword, you lie on the round in immense pain crying like a baby. she lowers her self onto you and puts her ass cheeks around your motha nd her pussy lips over your nose. you are forced to lie thier bleeding out while suffocating on her wet pussy juice and smelly farts, the end.
wow who saved this one, Also never do whatever was done to make this happen again!
>>703665849
>>703665380
>>703666082
You don't need a super good PC, just a decent one. I hope there's a Galil mod for Siege too, but in Insurgency, its a good Terrorist weapon.
>>703666082
>I pre came while writing it :<
It wont happen again galil
>>703665920
I think her sadist pics are better
>>703665747
Because fuck you
>>703666383
Don't forget to use a condom
>>703666375
Sorry, Anon. I like girls who act cute and girly. Not manly and sadistic.
Fuck Death Grips.
>>703666148
Cool, Im not looking to drop six gorillion dollars on a PC
>>703665684
ARE YOU SERIOUS? Why is my husbando not there? >:/
>>703665727
When I watch TWD with them they're like "Y u no bring ur girlfirned?"
>>703665830
>Asuna's outfit
Now thats just cute
>>703665872
Good lord man
>>703666082
My folks are based af lol
>>703666472
DELET THIS
>>703665684
we stood our ground against the Germans before
it may only have lasted for 5 days
but thats a different matter
>>703665830
yea its amazing, it still holds up as the funniest cartoon i have ever seen
i cant distinquish the seasons though. I like em all
>>703665903
that image is great
but what would have been a problem?
>>703665920
i mean i love these and all
but could i ask why? is it boredom or do you enjoy shooping random images with random shit?
>>703666082
Galil m'boy
hows life?
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>703666383
So thats a yes?
>>703666549
Good lord indeed cutie
>>703666594
Solid boredom.
>>703666677
How u down that shit so fast?
>Best fox claimed
I'm pretty sure my extension cords are safe now
>>703665747
I'm pretty sure I haven't seen it yet.
>>703666082
Heya
>>703666135
>>703666712
srry anon
was just wondering
>>703666718
My word
>>703666497
This. Most anons that listen to Death Grips are edgy ass teens that think they know what /mu/ is all about.
>>703666774
I'm good with guzzling~
>>703666543
Kek. But yeah, lotta fun, especially when you play with friends because you come up with shit like "ALLAHU AKBAR" by tossing C4 on their back as a glitch.
>>703666941
A Trips guy!
>>703666635
NO
>>703666774
>>703666965
Death Grips > Hard Noise
>>703666549
Because good lord, maybe we're not complete autismos? I hate talking about that stuff with my parents. Just use some common fucking sense. And yeah, Yuuki in Asuna's outfit is great!
>>703666594
I can usually tell just because the writing and art look different. Anything before the first movie is awesome, everything after is meh
>>703667026
>Guzzling
Heheheh~
You'll have something to guzzle later~
>>703666915
>>703666549
Idk but there are a lot of cool new guys
>no cool big bro tho
>>703666594
that's pretty good
What did I miss?
>>703666493
>disgusting
>>703666594
your slow replys you said you would be slow to reply
![Syndra [189].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Xdg6co.jpg "Syndra [189].jpg")
>>703666862
Its 4 or something years old.
>>703667065
Dont get mad now, you wanted it.
>>703667147
Ooh~
I just hope I don't choke~
>>703666922
Not your fault.
>>703667075
10/10 would take responsibility
>>703667122
I dont really like to talk about it either, its a little discomforting..
>>703667256
Fuck those guys, I want my handsome bro!
>>703666965
Shut the fuck up Shiro.
>>703665759
Fake ._.
>>703667430
You got this~
>It will be a mouthfull
>>703667147
>>703667430
Filthy Degenerates
>>703667467
Now that's rude.
>>703667122
yea i guess it looked kinda different. didnt notice a difference in humor though that might be me
>>703667256
is it? we went to the battle on bikes and canons from the 19th century kek
>>703667260
oh right i said that
im not feeling schooly atm
i think i will just watch KLK
i can do these last assignments on the train
>>703667438
why arent you gaming or something if you are bored?
watch a movie idk
>>703667184
>>703667453
Yep, I just stay away from it.
>>703667692
I don't think it's as funny, or maybe the humor was as witty
Gotta hop off, getting too distracted by the thread.
>>703667467
This
>>703667695
Why aren't you two chaning steams and have your fun ERPing in there?
>>703667593
>>703667593
I'm pretty drunk, cutie.
>>703667584
I'm guessing it will be warm~?
>you migjt have some guzzling to do as well~
>>703667804
We almost never talk about it so we gud
>>703667637
Is not. Being this edgy as you are, yes, that's fucking rude.
>>703667804
aw sucks
later dude
Take the ERP to steam
>>703667964
Oh?~
>>703667945
god damn it
>>703667964
Why would that matter?
>>703668010
If you find my personality rude, you could just ignore me. And I'd say I'm not edgy anymore, but hey, your opinion.
>>703667453
yeah I could use some more Bulat too
>make Incursio great again
>>703667692
it's ok you gave your best~
>>703667337
Really? The more you know, I suppose.
this thread needs more me
>>703668233
No, you're only stupid now.
P
>>703668233
No, you're only stupid now.
F
>>703668211
Come on now, you know it's funny.
>>703668320
*less
>>703667695
>>703668163
It'll be thick and creamy~
>I'm sure you'll like it~
>>703668284
thx cutie, we only lost two major cities during the proces and surrenered
then proceeded to rat out all the jews, makes me proud
>bikini time already?
>>703668320
then post my friend
>>703668320
Post lewds and I will worship you
>>703668284
>You'll never be trained under Bro's wing and get Incursio passed onto you
>>703668141
They're flirting
No ERP yet
>>703668600
Take this shit to trash, cancer fags.
Didn't expect Syndra to be this cancer, jeez.
>>703668657
Mmmm I love me some root beer float!
>>703668763
>I wanna cum in your mouth baby
Yup, flirting
>>703668763
Hardly a difference if it's "it'll be thick and creamy~~~~ I think you'll like it~~~~"
>>703668668
I cant think of anything to say
>>703668702
fine
>>703667692
Already played a lot of games this morning.
Currently burnt out. So I figured I'd mess with you guys a bit.
>>703668668
>more like dinner time
brb
>>703668712
>
>brb
Why doesn't anybody pay attention to me
>>703669211
Sh sh shhh, it's okay he's in a better place.. rest well bro
>>703669279
I dont get this one can someone explain??
>>703669097
yea its kinda different today
no one is giving you any shit
>>703669211
>that pic
dont make me cry akame
later
>>703668921
Ooh~
Silly Yuno~
>>703668600
>>703667257
Me calling you a bitch :^)
>Nice art btw love that style
>>703669230
hey mi liu
sleep well?
>>703669547
You're cancer.
You're a heretic.
Fuck off, Houka.
>>703669651
>Houka
>>703669482
Left yourself wide open with that statement lol
>>703669613
A lil ^.^ the neighbor's dog kept barking and keeping me up. How are you?
>>703669279
>>703669458
And here we go having you try to hide what you've said before
>>703669744
Rin
>>703669475
not complaining kek what are you doing now anyway
>>703669279
do you get this yuno? like why people memed it i dont get it
>>703669868
Why can't Saber fags stop being so cancerous?
>>703669868
Honestly, i could easily believe people posting pics of Esdeath and shitposting
One person does it almost every day
>>703669900
>Houka
>>703669868
I dont get it though why is it a meme
Esdeath is Sachi, by the way, thinking he is trolling or something.
He said it on Shinoa's stream.
>>703669458
Stop trying to pretend like you didn't fucking say that. You were getting bullied all night. It's not the first time you've said shit like that.
>>703670156
>shinoas
>>703670120
Because it's cringe worthy as fuck.
>>703669938
getting ready for bed
gonna watch some KLK on mobile so i will be gone from thread in a minute
>the shitstrom beings
>>703665274
aaa
>>703670156
Esdeath's been here twice as long as Sachi though.
>>703670156
>Shinoa's stream
Kek
My parents haven't fed me in days
The holy trinity of shitposters.
>>703670554
The stars have aligned.
>>703670244
I know I did it yes but im asking why its saved like my other storys
>>703670290
cringe is such a stupid concept ive never gotten it
>also why is it cringe
>>703670702
Tell their names.
Miho claimed
>>703669536
Going to sleep?
>>703670785
I know Mi Liu is here but I don't give a shit about thread anymore
Mai
Mi Liu ( The persona master )
and Chen
This summer. One person. Known by many names.
>>703670552
(you)
>>703670120
Because it's evidence of your psychological instability
>>703670775
>Above
>>703669651
>Houka
Who?
>>703671008
>Mi Liu
Stopped reading right there
>>703670923
>>703670923
Hi pantsu, I mean how are you?
>>703670302
goodnight yuno
>>703671058
it is? you dont hate being made fun of?
>>703671152
9/10
>>703671221
Sleepy
>>703670999
Dont get into any trubble.
>>703671021
I don't shitpost anymore.
If you legit can't tell when Mi Liu is posting with another persona you're literally as retarded as him
>>703669547
When doesn't that happen though
>>703671221
>>703671418
I'm sure i will. Have a good night.
>>703671454
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>703670156
I'm also klonata
>>703669837
bad doggos >.>
I'm alright, probably going to sleep soon maybe
>>703671454
if you can't tell when im pretending to be Mi Liu posting with another persona you're literally as retarded as mi liu
Miho is the biggest manwhore/slut of this thread. I can clearly understand why Tats didn't wanted to be shipped with him anymore.
Retarded Miho.
>>703671281
sorry for leaving you at a dire time like this
>goodnight rest of /waifu/
even if it is basically one person
>>703671551
>Not putting the hand coming from Yukari's portal
>0/10
Ran-sama
>>703671637
nighto nighto
>>703671637
im fine goodnight
>>703671610
s t o p
>>703671637
Goodnight.
>>703671281
Getting mad at being made fun of is fine and understandable. Getting to the point of wanting to kill others is extreme. Were trying to make you see what you're doing is wrong, but everytime we do you cry wolf and have your tard wranglers calm you down.
>>703671538
You got me there
>Mother fucker :^)
>>703671637
Good night
>>703671834
n o u
>>703670156
>Shinoa's stream
Where?
>>703671360
>>703671972
someone fucked up
it's Shino's stream, not Shinoa's
>>703672216
you didn't need to pop in but ok
Kek
I'm not even posting and you guys are so retarded you think I am
>>703672287
kek
>>703671850
why would pissing me off make me see the supposed error of my ways? also if someone gets on my nerves I want them dead I dont get how you cant see that?
>also stop using insult in your replys
>>703672216
>>703672287
I join whenever I want fam
>>703672216
shitty trip you aren't a fucking goldfish and you aren't contributing content in a stylistic manner.
>>703672394
i'm just saying there isn't anything unusual happening
>>703672459
kek
>>703672352
>It's perfectly normal to want to kill people who annoy you on the internet
Said no one ever
>>703672024
10/10
>>703671706
Like this? I don't understand. Not a big 2hu guy here.
>>703672459
Guilty as charged tbh, I'm pretty sad.
>>703672391
Yo, how're you doing?
>>703672491
Just popping in to say hi to people and have a chat
>>703672459
You're my goldfish
>>703672459
Shut your god, I made that tripcode son
>>703672533
>pomf
>>703672596
i see
>>703672533
This
>>703672556
The portals are the purple openings
...
>>703672662
>god
or gob, same thing really
>>703672596
I'm pretty well, listening to some music, pretty good music at that. Should go for my run soon. How about you?
>>703672662
Come back.
>>703672556
I meant where the scissor blades are
>Captcha is signs
>NagelishaldenstraBe
>Fucking Germans
>Ran-sama
>>703672533
I dont get it why not
>>703672918
it's not normal
Sorry was loojing up pics on gelbooru and i just had to fap
>>703672596
Is your trip "/Gold/" because you're blond?
>>703672847
nah
>>703672918
It's not, and you need to realize this. It's understandable to feel angry, but not feel like you should murder someone.
>>703672918
>how to avoid annoying people online
>Step 1: Press the red "X" in the top right of the screen
Congratulations, you did it
>Ran-sama
>>703671637
Good night
At least you get to sleep
>>703672690
>>703672856
Oh, oh I see.
>>703672352
It's posts like these that make us cringe
>>703672968
its not why dont you want to kill people you hate with a passion?
>>703673103
I just dont understand I just dont
>>703673199
no when someone makes me mad I cant let them get away I need to show them I hate them and argue I just cant ignore it
>>703673341
god stop using the word cringe the concept makes no sense
>>703672918
>I don't get why wanting to kill people isn't normal
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>703673298
Yes that's the way
>>703672789
Sounds good dude. Listening to some music as well, gonna go read something in a bit once I get bored.
>>703673019
Kek, what did you find?
>>703673025
That and the goldfish thing.
>>703673048
Alright man, whatever makes you happy.
>>703673462
people who you hate ya I want them dead
>everyone wants to kill they just suppress it better than me
>>703673298
There you go, now take this and have fun
>>703672659
I'm starting to relate to you more and more
>>703673415
When are you going to stop pretending for attention
>>703673563
>didn't get replied to
wow rood
>>703673563
Well, where did you get the name Goldfish from?
>>703673581
How tho? I can't really think of anything to add.
>>703673415
Or just do what everyone else here does, call them a faggot and move on
>Ran-sama
>>703673563
pls don't be derogatory my man, makes things complicated
bye though
>>703673873
Make it rain
>>703673677
if you dont believe im telling the truth just becasue you dont get it then ignore me
>>703673880
cant what they said buzzes in my brain
>the bees
>>703673824
I so would a sleepy-chan. Also Fuwa was best girl.
>>703673933
>>703673415
Because, having murderous intentions is bad.
>>703673563
Ah, what you listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mIA1r2ZELU
>>703673824
>
>>703673830
By being a pretty forgetful guy, someone told me I have the memory of a goldfish and I was like "Hey but Goldfish are pretty cute!"
>>703673918
I'm not, just sad that you dropped me like that. I'll hopefully see you around at some point.
>>703672216
That's a cute heart you got there.
>>703672662
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways.
Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>703674088
Fuwa best girl by far
>>703674152
Runescape grinding making me sleepy
Time to lay down
