Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703553775
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I have cancer in my asshole
>best fox claimed
>>703562081
Essentially Rainbow Six Siege is a tactical FPS, instead of buying your weapons/picking a loadout each game, you pick an operator and get your loadout from them, with some options of course.
>>703561909
Oi vey goyim
>>703561961
Oh fine!
>That OP
Ew.
>>703560192
>Yeah really, no reason behind it.
Alright, just got me curious, that's all.
>working together toward something creates stronger bonds.
Hopefully it'll turn out well. You seem to be putting a good amount of effort into this.
>>703560192
?
>>703562128
The irony of this thread is that I just made this and was wondering if I'd have an opportunity to use it.
10seconds, OP. Thanks for delivering like a true /b/uttfucking faggot.
Claimed!
>>703562277
So kinda like Chivalry?
>>703562270
You wouldn't be the first to expose yourself in these threads you know.
>>703562353
Filenames.
>>703561745
I was being nice. Why you gotta bully me.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtQRBzSN9Vw
>>703562317
You know you want to stop playing Destiny and play WoW. You know you want to.
>>703562553
Occasionally bullying isn't so bad
>Bullies happly
>>703562567
Night
>>703562654
Gamer sword lady
>>703562749
Oh yeah!
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>703562454
Yeah! For example, if I pick Sledge, I get the option of a shotgun, or an L85A2, and a P226, or a Mac-11, then some frags, or flash bangs
>His special ability is that he uses a sledge hammer to bust doors and unfortified walls.
>>703562749
Smugga! How goes it
I feel like Penny right now, I've got siege running and I'm in thread.
Kek.
>>703562832
Ah, ok. And I assume they are generally gated behind EXP or "cash" from games?
>>703562749
Vampire slaying scythe woman
Destiny would be a lot better as an actual RPG, not an FPS with nothing new
Hey Pickles claimer.
Come back. Just think of it as an initiation hazing.
>>703562317
Thank you Gasai
>Go watch Ichi get stripped, she's a slut
>>703562964
HOW'S THE DEPRESSION TREATING YOU
FAGGOT
Nagatoro claim
I don't understand these threads
>>703562686
Be nice to me...
>>703562964
Essentially you need In Game Currency to buy them, or you can buy some Premium Currency, but the nice thing is that, say you play one game of Siege, you just earned yourself between 100-300 Req (In game currency) depending on how well you did, and if you do that enough, you can buy an operator for about 500 req
HOWEVER, each group slowly raises the cost of their operatives, for example if you buy two SAS members, that's gonna cost you 1500, 500 for the first one, 1000 for the second one, then it goes to 1500 for the 3rd one, and 2000 for the fourth one, but thats PER group, so you can still go buy an FBI operative for 500, and a GIGN operative for 500. The only down side is that the newer operatives always cost 250000 or 600 Premium Currenct
>Which is like $5
But they go down eventually. Plus the game gives you 2000 starting currency and a one day booster which doubles your gains
>Plus every once in a while they'll give you a one day booster or a 7 day booster
>I think its based on level ups though.
>>703563387
By the way, that video was for the ARM, thats why I said Worlds Best Bottle Opener
>Hope you're not mad at me.
>Mfw I also found a FNC field strip
>MFW no L85 fieldstrip video on TFB TV
>>703562654
Lolno
>>703563387
Well do
>>703563488
It's a giant faggot text orgy with a bunch of guys talking to each other pretending these cartoons are real
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück, Erika.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
>>703563488
You claim, you greet other people (if you wish to do so) and you have discussions.
>>703563501
I'm always nice to you
>>703563678
No, you be a bunch of cringe worthy faggots that pretend you're talking to a female cartoon
>>703563507
So it's not entirely pay to win, that's good.
And you get rewarded based on how well you play, giving incentive to PLAY and learn how to play better. Good.
I wish more games followed this style.
Don't you have to actually buy the game tho? Micro-transactions really bother me.
>Here, buy this game
>Hold on, buy this too
>and this
>and this also
>look a keychain, buy it
>by the way, we have about 300 more things you can buy
>>703562254
Best Oni
>>703563387
Why are jew leaning sadly?
>>703563488
There's nothing to understand, really. It is exactly what it looks like. Weeaboo anime tripfag circlejerk.
>>703562832
It goes well, eli. Kek i dont blame ya. That's why I was so weirded out by you two being the same person
>>703563120
Qt with the booty
>>703563680
Meh. You're not mean to me (Usually), but i think it's a stretch to say you're nice.
>>703563561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQdOGA6a5bo
>>703564041
Bae with the slay
>>703563507
>TFW raifu is too popular
>>703563561
Where are you from by the way?
>>703563991
I have a headache
>>703563675
I'm pretty sure everyone is awake their waifu isn't real sadly
>>703564218
You're right
I'm usually very nice
Calamity-masu'd
Off to sleep
>>703564319
I'm sorry to hear that. Eating and drinking enough? I'm assuming your headaches aren't like mine usually are: hangovers.
>>703564336
Kyobot lurks in the shadows.
>>703564392
You're bullying me right now. I kind of offer you whatever you want and you just ask for the ceiling.
>>703564643
Its mostly tinnitus.
>>703564835
Don't worry lovely eyepatch lady, I'd never bully you.
>>703564835
you asked me where i was to go
I said the ceiling
I don't consider that bullying
>>703564235
Chicc who's thicc
>>703564490
Goodnight
>>703565094
Woman who's a superwoman
Miho claimed
>>703565094
>
Mako claimed
White power!
>>703563976
Yeah, I got it on sale for $20 though, so its not too bad, plus microtransactions are entirely optional and most only contribute to the cosmetics aside from spending $5 to buy the new characters
>>703564041
Oh? Yeah, kek. Its a lot of fun here so I can see why he likes it.
>I feel like I'm taking his spot though, but I digress he's got a lot on his plate.
>>703564319
>Tfw waifu wasn't good until the remodel.
>>703563976
Thats why I'm glad 90% of the stuff can be bought via in game earned currency. Mostly its cosmetics and stuff that are excluded, but the gun accessories and stuff can always be bought by Req, which is why i have a nice 5.56 on my L85
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED, EVERY SPERM IS GREAT
IF A SPERM IS WASTED, GOD GETS QUITE IRRATE
Good night /waifu/
>>703565088
Bully.
>>703565071
Not sure i'm overly fond of that nickname...
>>703565700
Good night
>>703565794
Meanie.
>>703565560
Ah, see that is what annoys me tho. You buy a game, and they have all these little "Extras" you can purchase.
Id o like that most of it can be acquired simply by playing tho. Warframe is like that. If you have the time, tenacity, and patience you can get roughly 90% of the "premium" content just by playing.
Other people buy platinum, you just sell what they want. Be it Prime Parts, Certain Mods, whatevs.
Trips and you must post feet.
wew niw im shitfaced drunk
>>703564235
>
>>703564319
Texas
>>703565905
Only issue with the market in Warframe is that the devs are actively trying to kill it, Prime parts are easy to farm and rare mods get more drops or better chances of a drop
>>703566014
Ringo a cute.
Favorite Beatle
>>703566178
>pomf
>>703566097
Dude, fuck programming homework
>>703566178
True. True. But there will always be shitters who want to buy the game instead of play it.
>>703565872
Been playing your VN at all?
>>703566058
Welcome back
>Sobered up
>>703566352
#rekt
>>703566329
You forget the image there?
>>703566516
Far enough, but with the Boltor Prime gone, there's no OP superweapon for noobs
>Ran-sama
>>703566545
oh hey cutie
>>703565794
Why not? You're lovely, you wear an eyepatch, and you're a lady.
>>703566643
>pregs
>>703565905
Yeah I use to play Warframe, one of the reasons I stopped was because I couldn't commit enough.
>>703565329
Lmao! Uh
Gal whos a real pal
>>703565404
BAD
>>703565560
Or becauss you two are really into guns. You're not lol. If anyone else who talks to the two of you, we'll see the similarity
>>703565700
Night
>>703566058
Dude get some sleep before you regret posting something here lol
>>703566671
Enjoying your drinks?
>Soberig up to avoid feeling sick because am skinny
>Father and cosuin are arguing drunk
>Had to deal with this shit, meaning no more drinking
C data sucks dick
>>703566763
Eyepatch isn't something that i'd care to be known by, i suppose. I dunno.
>>703566545
Rip me
>>703566815
Lady who ain't shady
>>703566815
what?
>>703567054
Pressing F for respect
>>703566949
Okay. You are now lovely lady.
I was planning on going to bed thirty minutes ago, no more distractions. Goodnight lovely lady.
>>703566783
I keep telling you it won't happen
>>703566643
Shotguns got changed up. I got a Sobek with... 4? Formas and it's carrying me well enough. Just gotta get a Forma BP everyday and it's paying for itself. Really I think it's just people are afraid to spend resources on weapons without knowing if they are decent or not.
>>703566809
Yeah, it DEMANDS your time. And then it tells you to fuck off with the foundry.
Post head pats.
>>703567204
Dude I finished reading the Mother's Rosario volume of the SAO LN series, and I was actually holding back tears.
That feel when you dont know if its water or hot oil that hit your finger
>>703567312
Have a good night.
>>703567328
Please?!
>>703567361
Damn son y u keep tormenting yourself?
>>703567091
Yo Miho
Why is Mugi such a slut?
>>703566815
True, we're relatively similar.
>Probably because I idolized him a lot in high school, and a bit even now.
I'm glad people accept me though.
Plus who wouldn't be super into guns? They're awesome!
>Who doesn't wanna send lead down range at 3051ft/s
>>703567337
>Mfw no headpats
But yeah thats another thing that bugged me
>Wait 3 days for some shit to finish building
>Meanwhile, do this shit
Also it glitched on the Archwing (Is that correct?) quest and I never got the other pieces or quests to get the other pieces.
>>703567583
>slut
How?
>>703567519
No idea. Just love torturing myself
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
I have returned.
Thinking about an hero
>>703567814
Why isnt Esdeath your waifu then? You'd have a field day in torment
>>703566525
Yeah, made a lot of progress
>>703567337
A lot of guns are good, especially now that there is literally no reason to fight lvl 100+ enemies, but most weapons are still very bad
Basically the Warframe meta is based on crit and status, if you don't either of those, a weapon is worthless at high levels
>>703567498
What happens if it happens?
>>703567583
She just wants my booty
>>703567933
Oh? Beat any routes?
Just watched the new re:zero episode
Bretty gud
>>703568022
Oh, I remember that.
>>703567567
Hello Mako
You wanna hear a weird fact?
In a few seconds of the TV show "Johnny Test", his sisters gave him salt which turned him into a sexy woman.
This resulted, of course, in a huge amount of rule 63 porn.
>>703567989
you become my wife
>>703567931
Because I'm not a psychopath
>>703567703
Check your Junctions. A lot of the archwing shits are gated behind junction bullshit.
>>703567741
Oh. I. Wonder.
>>703567989
>A lot of guns are good
But they are gated behind medium to high tier resources, which deters people from playing.
>Basically the Warframe meta is based on crit and status
So much this. My Sobek isn't the best weapon but god damn it does the fucking job. I got to Pluto only using the Sobek and I think it may be able to take me to Sedna and Eris.
>She just wants my booty
ehhhhhh.............. she a slut.
>>703567054
Bitch who knows she's the shit
>>703567091
DAMMIT STOP YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
>>703567703
Wouldn't be surprised if yall were relatives lol. Oh I do the same with my best friend and people seem to like me cause I'm childish and fun to be with. I don't blame you but I never shot a gun in my life
>>703567824
Yo
>>703568512
Nuffin
>>703568352
I have Yuno as waifu and I'm not psycho
>>703568187
im died
Claimed
>>703568034
not yet
>>703568512
Hey, what's up?
>>703567919
Sup Mai. Hows life?
>>703568207
I don't know which surprised me more, the fact they did this, or the porn.
>>703568512
I was trying to stay away from derogatory names, but...
Slut who kicks butt
>>703568614
I was more referencing the Esdeath here. He seems like the kind of guy who would have Esdeath as a waifu
>>703567824
The Cat Is Back!
>>703568375
Ah, if I jump back into Warframe I'll probably do that
>Might do that soon, miss the game abit
>Mostly the SPACE NINJA FLYING AROUND STABBING SHIT AND SHOOTIN NIGGAS part
>>703568512
Kek.
>Never shot a gun in your life
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A TEXAN?
>kidding
Would recommend shooting a lot of different guns, its fun ^^
>>703568688
I was talking to you earlier. They finish playing Rewrite earlier. I was asking if they wanted to play the same VN you are next, if you wanted to chime in on their decision making.
Wicke is thicc
>>703568614
Sorry I forgot to reply to you, cutie~
So how are you?
>>703568713
Rawry~
>>703565817
>>703566815
Thank you kneesocks, shinoa
>>703568236
but i don't want to be
>>703568375
Sobek is pretty good, especially with both exclusive mods, but it just reloads and fires way too slow for general use, I'd take a Tigris or Hek before i'd take the Sobek
>I never said Mugi wasn't a slut
>>703569021
Honestly that is the main reason I play now. Some friends of mine were playing it, and they got me to start back up. And guess what? THOSE FUCKERS DON'T FUCKING PLAY ANYMORE.
Whatever. They have a lot of clantech shit unlocked and I didn't have to do SHIT.
Be warned tho. The Archwing missions are pure garbage.
If trips post butt
>>703568955
No esdeath anon has esdeath as his "mommy"
*shudder* I love Esdeath's character but the anon behind her is REALLY killing it for me
>>703569247
Well the family drunk madness has stopped, I'm relief
hows your drinking?
>>703569366
Too bad
Its forced marriage
Ever heard of a shotgun wedding?
>>703569366
I don't even have the syndicate mod OR acid shells for it, and it is carrying me just fine.
I do have the Hek and it's really good, but I just like the Sobek a bit more. Maybe because my aim isn't what it used to be, and the larger mag is a bit more forgiving for my plebeian aim.
I should get the Tigris just to check it out. Really it seems the shotguns are better for newer players.
>>703569441
Thats good~
I'm low on fireballs so I'm waiting for my buzz to wear off
>>703567421
>>703569021
I wasn't gone that long was I?
>>703568641
Heya.
>>703569848
Cocksucker
>>703568599
BAD MIMI
BAD
>>703568641
Been a while
>>703568710
Chilling just tiring myself. You?
>>703568955
Oh my bad dude. Im all out now lol. You been doing well I hope?
>>703569326
Go to sleep now silly lol
>>703570024
Just chef problems
>>703567421
>>703570028
Fuck off kys
>>703569878
Tfw no fireballs
That'll change next week!
>>703570137
>>703569441
Well, we know who the real Esdeath is, so we can just ignore that idiot
>>703570093
Same, that was the last one I had too lol. I'm alright, spent all day driving home from the beach only to get back and IMMEDIATELY start on homework
>>703569573
Pretty topical considering my conversation with Tomo
>>703569848
If you want a large mag, i'd recommend the Boar, It's a lot like the Sobek but with a faster firerate and reload
You could also try the Kohm
>>703570093
But I must be sleeping, the only way this could be real is because it's a nightmare
>reality is shit
>>703570382
I already tried it.
Didn't like it. At least it was MR.
>Kohm
May as well. I've tried almost every shotgun I can get my hands on and only the Sobek and the Hek have, for lack of a better term, impressed me.
>>703570382
A shotgun wedding (aka white wedding) is where the brides father forces her to get married to the person that got her pregged
>>703570093
Same, spent the whole weekend finally being able to play Overwatch.
>>703570127
K.
>>703570340
Yup, I aint gonna let that autism fuck ruin esdeath's image
Rewatched some of akame ga kill to restore my liking for her
>>703569367
Yeah the Archwing missions seemed like absolute trash, but the rest was super fun.
>I wanna get Frost
Is Frost any good?
>>703570028
I dunno, time is an illusion man, so whats up?
>I have so many accessories and shit for my L85 in Siege.
>>703570137
Two Yunos?
I can't handle that many Yunos~
>>703568636
Rip
>>703570093
>
>>703570888
Nothing much, as I said, playing Overwatch.
>>703570662
Honestly, aside from shotguns, all the best weapons require good aim
>>703570713
But nobody is pregged
>>703569326
Wat? Did I do something?
>>703570952
How about four Yunos?~
>>703571293
Four on one~?
>>703570888
He's good for defense maps (unless it is infested) and pretty good offensively.
He has an ability called Snow Globe which pops up an semipermeable orb. You can't shoot in, but you can shoot out. It also slows enemies inside.
I don't have him, but I know a lot of people use him pretty often.
>>703571190
Well yeah. I need to improve my aim, and shotguns don't really help. I have the Soma and I should invest some Forma into it, but I really want the Soma Prime. Meh. I really want a lot of weapons.
Can't find a good secondary either. Currently running around with Akvasto cause fuck it.
>>703571216
You said good night. I intended to go to sleep but I'm on my phone now. I actually will be going now though, got to be up in 5 hours
>>703571293
>Four Yunos.
I think 3 would've been enough...
>>703570340
Wew long drive I take it? When's the due date?
>>703570638
That's not okay
>>703570805
Lucky lol how is it?
>>703570983
BAD
>>703571467
>>703571542
No? How about eight!~~
>>703571542
I'm pretty sure 1 Yuno is 1 too many.
>>703571673
Wew~
>>703571094
Nice. I'm playing Siege.
>I wanna get overwatch when I get some money
>>703571477
I like him cause Ice powers
>I am a simple person until I get into the game
But that sounds pretty good ^^
>>703571650
Neither is life. I'm going to sleep this time
>>703571679
The Yuno army grows, prapare yourself
>>703571833
I knew you'd like it~
>Dat ass
>>703570830
Still gotta rewatch it...too little time
>>703571650
9 hours total. Drove back to my parents house which took 7 hours, then back to my apartment which took 2 hours. One is due on Tuesday, the other on Wednesday
>>703569021
FUCK I MISSED THIS REPLY SO SORRY
I know. I suck :( only guns I ever shot were airsoft, paintball and nerf
>>703571983
Finally! Lol. Goodnight
>>703571650
It was good, I found I was best as Phara, Reinhardt, Mercy, Reaper, and Bastion.
Although anyone can really be good as Bastion.
>>703571843
It will be worth the wait.
>>703572031
I'm highly tempted to give mirai nikki a 67th rewatch
>>703571650
>>703571843
I fucked that up. You CAN shoot OUT, but NOT shoot IN.
>>703572209
Get a life
>>703572211
WEW
E
W
>>703572211
Wew Wew Wew Wew Wew Wew Wew.
>>703572026
>Dat ass
Ooh~
How flattering~
>>703572094
Kek, I was waiting for you to notice, no problem though.
Airsoft and Nerf are fun!
>I WANNA PAINTBALL SO BAD
>BUT ITS EXPENSIVE
>AND I HAVE NO TIME
I imagine its like Laser Tag but more hardcore.
Guns are fun too but you can't shoot your friends without getting arrested.
>>703572282
You didn't mess that up I don't think
>You can't shoot in, but you can shoot out. It also slows enemies inside.
>>703572477
fugg my image
>>703572348
Oh the irony
Also
>Insults must be original
>>703572409
And tits!~ Can't forget the tits even tho I'm an assman~
>>703572209
I'm on 7th of Mother's Rosario
>Yuuki
>>703572477
Well God damn. Well, you understand so that's what's up.
He is a decent frame, I see people use him frequently.
And if you like Ice, you'll probably like Frost.
