s/fur totally something that would happen
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur totally something that would happen
>>703553968
you never getting laid
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Also sup Dash, never noticed that dick lol
>>703554370
Meh, not much. My computer is working now, so that's cool I guess.
You?
>>703554629
Ayy. I was just thinking about you a few minutes ago. Welcome back, my dude.
>>703554639
Found myself missing s/fur
>>703554723
Good to be back. New semester going strong, keeping me busy. Working up a presentation on the music involved in ancient Turkish cultures right now
>>703554784
Everyone does. You're here forever, you know.
>>703554784
Why?
>>703554900
Sounds cool man. I'd imagine you would be quite busy indeed.
>>703554936
Because you're here!
I blame my lack of girlfriend on s/fur. Fucking furries
>>703555059
But I'm usually not so...
>>703555149
That doesn't mean we don't miss you.
>>703554936
I dunno I just did, the brand of cancer here is special.
>>703555059
It's busy, but at least I enjoy the work. Also been doing a lot with phonetics and diction. I can't go through the day without mentally transcribing everything into IPA
>>703555330
Very interesting. Sounds pretty cool.
>>703555287
not so long ago the place was more special yet. Fascinating personalities have come and gone
>>703555452
Hello there
>>703555452
It makes me sad. I really miss Mew, even though he wasn't even here for 2 months.
>>703555733
Greetings.
Kill yourselves
>>703554900
>>703555330
I swear his stuff gets posted every 3 threads.
>>703555330
>>703555410
What have you been up to?
>>703556033
On Wednesday I got a cell phone finally, plus some money. Then my computer killed itself a couple nights ago. Somehow it's working again. I'm going to buy some dragon dildos whenever.
>>703556033
Anyone here ever order fleshlights from bad dragon? I'm curious about getting one and would like any input you guys might have.
Looking at the shark grill one or the werewolf/dragon muzzle.
>>703556947
I soooooo want the shark girl one
>>703556947
I know at least 3 people here who have. Supposedly they're pretty good, though can be annoying to clean. I've been looking at Hazel for a long time, and I may get it soon.
>>703557144
The shark looks like the texture would be really subtle. Not sure how that would one be. I do like it though.
>>703557144
I know its fucking adorable with the fins sticking out!
More curious about feel/quality/maintenance and what not.
>>703556947
>fleshlight
nah not quite
Why do you like pics of things you think are superior to you? Pretty pathetic
Also fake forced conversation
>>703557375
Is there a huge difference on the INSIDE of the fleshlights? Never used one before.
Also anyone here own/used either the dragon or werewolf muzzle?
>>703557718
Ayy fag.
>>703557515
It does look cute
>>703557718
Are you a grill? Does that thing squirt?
>>703557718
Good morning.
>>703557750
Judging from the pictures they do have variable textures. Some more subtle, some less. I don't have one yet, but I most definitely will get one, especially if they have a Christmas sale.
>>703557828
How ya doin', qt?
>>703557936
it does squirt
no im not a grill you newfag
>>703557944
waddup
>>703557977
im great.
>>703558089
Good to hear, mang. What are you up to?
>>703558089
Not much, aside from still being a nolife video game player, till I start work again at least.
>>703558089
No offense but your hands make me think girl right away.
>>703558268
>>703558202
playing with knives and being bored
>>703558240
yea well im still on that legion train so dont even get me started on no life
>>703558268
ive heard that a lot.
>>703558268
>No offense
>>703558343
Hey Alex.
>>703558402
Knives are fucking cool. I'm considering getting a Ka-Bar now that I have some money.
>>703558402
I am very tempted to pick up WoW again because Legion looks so good, but I am very lazy and don't want to relearn the game (haven't played since WoTLK release).
>>703558550
Hey Avian. Long time no see. How's it going?
>>703554936
Oh. You're back?
>>703558550
Hey Avian
>>703558552
id do it.
having fun with glock knife
>>703558569
just do it faggot
>>703558721
Show me some pics.
>>703558629
Yeah it's been a while. I'm doing alright. Just busy with work and school. How are you?
>>703558667
Heya. How's it going?
>>703558659
Oh, hey. Ya, I suppose I am.
Sorry, I never did update you huh.. Probably for the best to be honest.
How are you?
>>703558550
holy shit
it's u
>>703558766
I'm okay.
>>703554370
same.
>>703558759
>>703558766
busy and tired, otherwise good. You?
>>703558821
Holy shit. Hi
>>703558849
You sure?
>>703558805
Hmph. Mean. I'm alright. How long have you been back?
>>703558721
But that means spending more money, I might.
>>703558981
Noice. I went to Dragon Con last week, and the parade was right outside an Army store. My friend and I went in, and I saw that same knife. Looks pretty cool.
>>703559105
Meh. I'm not as terrible as usual, so that's something I guess.
>>703559002
I'm alright. Just found out my only class tomorrow got canceled, so that's exciting.
>>703559253
Of course it's something. Progress is good.
>>703559217
its worth
fuck all else to play.
>>703559253
buy one. they are cheap
>>703559105
I wasn't trying to be. I honestly feel bad. But it would have just been whining anyway. Or nothing at all like this weekend where I slept through something like 40 hours of it.
JOIN THE FUN
http://xat com/furries_den1
Ferzu has showed me I attracted gay guys like a street light to moths.
Wish I was gay sometimes than I could be a turbo slut.
>>703559353
Well, I wouldn't really call it progress considering I literally had a loaded shotgun in front of my face last night.
>>703559354
Nah, if I'm going to get something it's going to be expensive. I'm a high roller boi. I've got $1k to blow on stupid shit now.
>>703559354
True, waiting for Battlefield 1 to come out though, that's the only game I'm waiting for tbh.
>>703559632
Look at gfur long enough and you'll get there eventually.
>>703559632
why would you wana be a slut thats retarded
>>703559702
yea but are you gonna use a ka-bar to do retarded fun shit?
i wouldn't
>>703559767
i wana play it but also fuck it its money ill just play wow instead
>>703559547
Idc. I'm good at listening. Anyways, good to see you again. Was afraid it was going to be a good while longer before we ran into each other.
>>703559702
Well it's no longer there. So that's progress. Hope things get better for you. I'm always here if you need to talk. You can always email me.
>>703559784
Naw I already know how gay I'm willing to gay thanks to ferzu, but I reach a level of gay and hit a wall and can't gay any further.
>>703559988
I played the Alpha and Beta a shit ton, but now the Beta is over I'm back to Overwatch and Dota.
stay away from the gay
>>703560037
Ya, good to see you too. But I'm hardly around here anymore. Just trying to blow off the last hour or so before I have to sleep for work.
And besides, the people here aren't exactly conducive to making things better.
>>703559988
Fuck yeah. It's more shit to add to my tacticool collection. I can pretend to be badass when I'm just a mall ninja faggot.
Or use it to chop shit up. I'm thinking about getting on of their kukris instead because I've heard good things about them. It would help massively when I go into the woods.
>>703560037
Thanks. I'm not much of a talker though.
>>703560143
You can always gay more.
>>703559988
Because I like sending dick pics to people, but not just anybody I have some standards just not high ones.
>>703560369
I could but once I reach my gay wall I stop haveing fun.
>>703558552
Knives are sick
>>703559002
>>703560159
couldnt download bf1 alpha
just wouldnt work.
fuck origin
>>703560369
well i wouldnt wana do that with an expensive knife
sure it can probably take it but nah
>>703560448
>doesnt have high standards
man i post pics all the time but that doesnt make me a slut
i would not even consider having sex with someone random even if 10/10 cute
>>703560585
Keep it at. You'll find that you start liking it more and more. Stick things in your ass, that's fun.
>>703560632
Hell yeah, nigga.
>>703560735
That's why I'd rather get one of their kukris. They're meant to be used. But maybe I'll get something else.
I dunno, I just want more edgy shit.
>>703560735
Origin is total shit, only good thing was removing the webpage shit for server browsers like they had in BF3/4 and went back to in game server browsers. EA are very slowly learning how god awful their stuff is.
>>703560735
My internet standard are very low, but fuck haveing sex with everyone IRL, that's just asking for infections.
Clear disconnect between internet and IRL standards.
>>703560366
Oh I'm hardly here either. Just thought I'd drop in and see what was going on. Hope work goes well for you tomorrow.
>>703560369
I understand. Just want you to know people are here for you.
>>703560909
kukri is nice but still too bulky for a lot of smaller things
would have to get a nice fixed blade too.
>>703560977
origin is worst shit ever
>>703561062
even internet standards
i dont flirt with shit tier people
or really anyone tbh
>>703561282
Thank you. I really do appreciate it. I like knowing that people are willing to listen.
>>703561351
Yeah, that's true. I'll have to think about it more. Maybe I'll just keep being a Jew and save my money.
>>703561062
Again you're here forever
>>703561282
Thanks, you too. Email me if ever you'd like. I'd appreciate it.
>>703561522
boring
>>703561696
Will do. You'd better respond.
>>703561688
i hate french people
>>703561835
That's my life for ya.
>>703553968
It wouldnt happen because is not real... and that hurts
>>703561863
Fuck, ok here
>>703561863
i hate them too
>>703561931
then do something cool
>>703562120
But that means I would have to leave my room.
>>703562212
Your precious environment
why no gifs?
>>703562640
Indeed.
>>703561351
pics?
>>703556262
Funnily enough, my new girlfriend asked me to open a package. She forgot she ordered like 4 dragon dildos. So was a surprise.
>>703564026
Hah, that's a lot of money in sex toys. How's it going man?
Stronk
>>703566258
Hey Mous.
>>703566484
how's your day?
>>703566611
It's alright. My computer is magically working again, so that's cool.
You?
>>703557944
Yo who's this nigger
>>703557718
and this one
>>703556764
and this one
>>703556020
and this one
i need an intro
>>703567839
I thought you had one already.
>>703568032
not for these guys
>when you go to sit on your chair but you your entire body weight comes crashing on that one nut that sits lower than the other
>>703568115
Oh, sorry, I misunderstood.
