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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>703474015
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>703486855
sup
>>703486454
She is just spoopy
>>703486637
More Mussolini?
Not much, probably will do some laundry and some homework later, might read or play more Battlefleet Gothic
>>703486826
A-all right, I didn't accuse you of anything
Taiga claimed!
>this is /mai/
>inb4 baleeted thread
mmmm
>>703486971
What the fuck is that and exactly why would it be your waifu?
claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWnHMnIVWsk
what are you guys listening to?
Claiming Felix
>>703486855
>only retards use elitism as an insult
says the elitist
Tristana claimed
>>703486971
No mussolini today, reading some records on cargo shipments and casualty reports near the Irish sea. Might try and locate a wreck so I can visit it next summer.
You're born alone, you die alone
The rest is yours to fill the gap
The world goes on without you here
Adjust or just collapse
>>703487152
Five Finger Death Punch on shuffle, more specifically Coming Down
>>703485830
Nyet pedik
>>703485941
Garde is cool though, and Gardevoir is cute.
>>703485962
So how's 9/11 going for you?
>>703486395
Fugg
>>703486454
Sieg heil, am I right?
>>703486661
She is real though
>>703487202
Felix!
so out of curiosity
would you weebs pay an escort to watch anime with you?
>>703487430
Galil!
>>703487140
Her name is Fran. She isnt my waifu so much as my sisteru
We have been over this shit shino
>>703487152
Jeff Rosenstock
>>703487202
Kitty
>>703487304
Oh that sounds cool! Do you scuba dive?
>>703487529
Yeah duh
>>703486343
>fiddle-dee-dee potatoes
Howdy.
>>703486454
>Empi
Fine fucking taste in lolis AND in subguns, mate.
>>703486499
Pls love me.
Beatrice claimed, for completely obvious reasons.
>>703487575
Its HK MP5, not Shino
>>703487664
Shut the fuck up Shino
>>703486826
Been up to some "boring" stuff. I've just been reading some records on archive.org
>>703487575
I've done it once or twice but it got boring after the second time. I wanna try to spice it up.
>>703487430
i will give it a listen
>>703487575
who is that?
what kind of music does he make?
>>703487293
Thank you.
>>703487013
If it happens the mods did it.
>>703487152
Sawako - Nu.it
Pretty good ambient album.
You are, who you are, I can't explain it!
You are, what you are, to me you're not shit.
No!
>>703487529
Fuck no, that's cringy as fuck, a huge waste of money AND revealing my power level.
>>703487558
What's up bb
>>703487575
That's MP5, a rude Nazi loli lover, not Shino.
I return
>>703487909
Nothing really, just playing deus ex now
>>703486996
fuck. guess ill take shana as backup
>unless trips
>>703487580
How are you today, mercy?
>>703487664
Oh shit, sorry
>>703487764
I haven't had a chance to, I've been snorkeling before though
I'm sure seeing a shipwreck would be fun
>>703487781
Folky post-punk music
https://youtu.be/InCYJiM3Zz0
>>703487909
I fucked up
>>703487909
>that's cringy as fuck
how so?
>>703487909
>sticking up for autism like esdese
>erp with a trap claimer
>not cringy
Wat
>>703486971
The pic was daunting. Anyways, how's school Fran?
>>703487647
BEEAATUURRIIIIICHEEE
>>703487812
Yee
>>703487909
How would your cat react to watching the show with you?
>>703487999
And you have been received. Welcome back
>>703487812
i will give it a listen
never heard of it
>>703487909
hey that was pretty good, im not a huge fan of the lyrics and the guys voice but thats the genre
the instrumentals were really good
>>703487999
whats up alice
>checked
grand entrence
>>703488090
i will listen to it in a sec
first homura's stuff
>>703488090
Yeah! Imagine if I'm able to bring back something cool like a captain's hat, or a piece of a u-boat. That would just be too cool.
>>703488031
'sup mah dude! I don't mind sharing. I told you!
>>703488236
Why thank you Tristana
>>703488279
Oh neat, I got repeating digits. Just finished mowing the lawn, was very humid out today.
>>703488236
Sorry I spooped you
My Calc professor seems great, well all of them actually
>>703488279
Ok, no problem
How are classes?
>>703488335
Hell yeah! That would be great
Do I watch spaceships blow each other up, or do I blow some up myself?
Galil used to claim holo
>>703488482
If for any reason the upcoming calc teachers are obfuscating or you want to be ahead, check out professor Leonard on youtube. Great teacher
>>703488471
have a big lawn? that is a hassle
was it hot as well? thats the worst, like a sauna outside
>>703488482
listening to it now, its okay i guess. Again not what i would listen to but the instrumental is pretty nice
they are okay, some are horrible and i dont even know why i have to take english
attending is half your grade so fuck me
Mine
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703488482
If I were given the option, I would watch them blow each other up.
>Don't you to play with us Anon?
>>703488933
>you to play with us
>>703488738
I didn't find it particularly hot, just humid so my back got really sweaty.
>>703488933
lewd
>>703489008
Pfft, a small error on my part
>>703489077
It is
Feels like I'm falling away
Getting deeper and deeper everyday
Like nothing has changed or ever will
It seems like I'm going insane
Getting farther and farther everyday
I just swallow the pain
And always will
Welcome to a day in my life
Welcome to a day in my fucking life!
>>703488006
What is even the plot of Deus Ex
>>703488090
I watch Upotte and still confuse them.
>>703488146
If you can't see, you're too far gone
>>703488198
Esdeath is trying to get better and I want to help him
Felix a cute
Never said I wasn't cringy, just keep that shit bottled up inside instead of releasing it on some prostitute.
>>703488236
He'd probably sleep on my chest
>>703488279
>Not a fan of the voice
I know everyone is allowed an opinion, but fuck man.
>>703488279
It's not the kind of music I'd link you in hopes that you will enjoy it, but if you're looking for some background noise and random piano chords it's amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dcsWwQNlts
>>703488933
Cancer joke.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>703488933
No.
Is /Waifu/ so or just my internet
>>703489311
slow*
>>703488711
Ok, great to know
>>703488738
What kind of music do you normally listen to?
Well, that seems easy, just be there and it's really hard to fail
>>703488912
Ok, I'll keep watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes then
>>703489227
RIP
they do look really similar
>>703489227
I meant Galil
I'm going to get a pastry from my local Turkish bakers. Who wants to come with me on a trip?
*meaning I take pics on the way there and such*
>>703489227
>If you can't see, you're too far gone
its not like you would advertise that you are doing it to your friends and family,
and yes it is kind of nice to snuggle with someone while watching princess tutu.
>>703488523
korbo
Happy 11/9!!!
>>703489158
Why you do this to us
>>703487529
i already did :o
Yang, ah hell either...OR BOTH!
>>703489584
Morning, Ruga-san.
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>703489584
>>703489077
ah okay that sucks as well
didnt think canada had high humidity but what do i know
you up to anything alice?
>>703489227
sorry dude it is for all the singers in that genre
but i will keep my opinion to myself
you up to anything galil?
>>703489256
yea i was gonna say that. might be what i need to actually get school shit done
my music is too distracting and im aftaid if i put up classical i am gonna fall alseep
>>703489311
its pretty much people like me who wait for a lot replies then reply all at once
>>703489425
see first post, linked a J.Cole song
yea the thing is everyone in that class is retarded and they need me to actually do things for homework and it just pisses me off since im an elitist in english
>>703489256
I'm the most cancerous anon here.
>>703489259
Why not?
>>703489671
Lewd is gewd. Plus Hiteislut can only be lewd
>>703489737
>>703489772
American Football.
>>703489465
You best share!
>I'll have some snacks of my own
>>703489780
Ok, I'll listen to it. Not the biggest rap fan, but nit bad
Yeah, your English is pretty good
>>703490025
Hello shiro
>>703489897
Lewd is not gewd. And that sounds like a nightmare tbh
>>703490025
egghand
>>703490071
Hey there Fran. How are you today?
>>703490132
No. Not funny.
>>703490220
american egghand
>>703490249
>>703490249
Post webm/video
>>703490025
eurofagian football
you watching a game?
>>703490071
i love that song, the clip is great as well
tbh that entire album is amazing, J cole is the best atm
yea i dont really want to brag about it but i got my camebridge certificate last year
>>703490362
LOL I honestly don't know where this is from.
>>703489511
why not just get a gf?
>>703490377
I'm clueless as to what game I'm going to watch.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>703489897
Why should i?
>>703490507
if I were the kind of guy that could get a girl to willingly spend time with him without money being involved do you think we would be having this conversation?
>>703489227
Augmented people called Augs want rights back after news and shit calls them bad, after some guy made them all become killing machines with some machine or some shit
That was the last game, idk about this one atm tbh
>>703490220
Just watching some Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>703490377
Maybe try Ceschi?
https://youtu.be/PlI1u_VhaE8
Holy shit! Nice.
>I need to learn another language, and stop being a stupid amerifat
>>703490467
The girl is called Lana Rain
>>703490628
You're asking the wrong questions, it's 'why' it's always 'why not'
>>703490116
A nightmare I'd like to be a part of
Ok bb, BRB with pastry
>>703490605
why? favourite team not playing?
or just a lot of good games on right now?
>>703490716
yea this is pretty nice
groovy beat and nice vocals
but i gotta listen to some non-lyrical music i need to get school shit done
>tfw i know 4 languages
some better than others to be fair but thats the euro life
>>703490671
Wait, if cyborg parts are available and better than organics, aside for poor people, who wouldn't jump on that? I understand the possibility that the parts become obsolete and can't be replaced, like in Ghost in the Shell, but still
>>703490960
He also does some nice acoustic songs
Holy shit dude!
Does medical jargon count as a language? I'm almost fluent in that shit
>>703490952
Share that shit with us
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>703490901
I still don't want to.
>>703490901
Imagining my waifu always being lewd is like putting myself in a social situation
I'm on mobile currently
Littke sister is napping with her head in my lap.
>>703489780
Well classical music is a huge genre and can be very distracting too, metal for example borrows a lot from it. Ambient should be perfect to listen to while focusing on something else, my personal favourite genre for that is garage, if you wanna give it a try I will leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bAb5-xwz5o
Have "fun" with your school stuff.
>>703489897
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways.
Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>703490960
>tfw i know 4 languages
That's awesome, which ones?
>>703491408
Little*
so like why /b/? wouldn't this be better in /a/ or /jp/?
>>703491437
>>703491147
Augmentation rejection, which would mean you would need a drug called Neuropozyne, which costs a fuck ton of credits
>>703491147
i will try to remember to check it out later
uh im not sure, i mean its mostly latin right?
then yea sure
>>703491408
cute
>>703491437
> metal for example borrows a lot from
wait really? huh i didnt know this
and yea you are right but i dont really like the loud kind of classical. yea sure i will gladly listen to it, and i wont dont worry
i know English, Dutch, Germand and French
thats the order of how well i know them.
>>703491831
Karen! my favourite sandman how are you?
>>703491831
Ohayo Very Happy 1.
>>703488236
TURISUTAAAANAAAAAAAAAA
>>703491831
I'm sorry, I haven't gotten the others yet
I'm hungry people. What should I eat?
>>703491989
Hey pet, I woke up way too late, a few minutes ago, how was your day?
>>703491955
Hey dude, doing great. Your day been alright?
>>703491408
Qt
>>703491905
Fair enough, so still rich people then
>>703491955
And some Greek just to fuck with you
>>703492138
Ramen
>>703492140
Hey Karen
>>703490960
Favorite team isn't playing.
>>703491831
>>703492138
depends on the time of day
i beliebe a good omelette will do nicely no matter the time
>>703492224
wait really? i didnt know this
old greek or the new they use now?
Just got invited to a party at my aunts, gotta go guys.
>>703489465
REEEE
>>703489511
Get a gf, or a prostitute.Both are far better options.
>>703489780
About to leave for a pool party at my aunts.
>>703490671
Weird.
>>703490507
how many people here actually have girlfriends?
I always assumed it was full of kissless virgins.
Hi friends. It has been quite a while.
>>703492404
sucks, good luck finding something else then
>>703492426
later my man, dont drown
>have this as encouragement
>>703492405
The Greek is only for the cellular level
I'm not sure of the difference between old and new Greek...
>>703492426
Good bye!
>>703492224
It depends on if your body rejects the augmentations or not
>>703492426
>Get a gf
see
>>703490644
>or a prostitute
but im not in it for the sex.
>>703492526
Kissless? No. I wish I was, it fucking sucked.
Virgin? For the rest of my days, I'm certain.
>>703492138
Ramen noodles. Put some hot sauce in it.
>>703492686
>>703492426
Waifu > Girlfriend
>>703492533
Hello there. Either you're older than me by time spent on the threads, or it's just my forgetfulness that's making me forget you.
>>703492224
Hey dude, doing alright?
>>703492404
Yo man, how's it hanging?
>>703492115
All in time, it's alright. Thank you though.
>>703486855
Do you want to free the slaves in Hawaii?
Sign the petition, enforce the 13th Amendment!
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/end-dhs-policy-mandating-involuntary-servitude-without-due-process-foreign-laborers-harvesting-highly-migratory-fish
>AP story on the slaves
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/39ae05f117c64a929f0f8fab091c4ee1/hawaiian-seafood-caught-foreign-crews-confined-boats
>>703490507
>>703492526
>having a 3DPD gf
>not having a waifu gf
>not having a tulpa waifu gf
It's like you don't even know how to live.
>>703492224
>>703492917
I don't have any ramen...Shame on me!
>>703492405
I ate that for breakfast Yun-kun :(
>>703492140
good to hear, you just woke up?
isnt it 8 pm or something for you?
>>703492636
oh i see, im not sure either but i took a year of classical greek and i knew the alphabet
its been to long so i cant really remember
>>703493125
well no matter go for it again
you could aslo make a baguette with some camambert
>>703492652
Most modern day ones don't seem to have that problem though, only transplants
>>703493054
I'm good, college is off to a nice start
>>703493125
How the hell not!
>>703493072
How does one make a tulpa?
Anyone want some shitty calligraphy done?
Last reply
>>703492537
I think I'm fine with pools
>>703492686
Prostitute will watch and fuck
>>703492917
True
>Galil
>>703492917
I came to waifu threads like 8-14 months ago, but have posted with Nymph for the last 4 years.
>>703493488
Write "Nadeko"
>>703493054
Well, I'm not hanging, so that's good.
Watching some American Football, eating some ramen. How about you?
>>703493125
Lame. Just drink some hot sauce then.
>>703493488
Oh, yeah, sounds like fun. How about
With best regards, your dearest, most hated and cancerous anon, Chara
also hello waifu
>>703492533
Hey Nymph.
Long time no see.
>>703493247
I see
It's been a while since I took a Spanish class, so I only really remember present tense conguation
>>703493247
>Implying that I'm a frenchie
I'm not!
>>703493294
'cause I didn't thought about buying some...
>>703493828
I'm pretty confident that I will not do that~
>>703492533
A cute
>>703493247
Kek, it is. I was up for a while last night playing with friends.
>>703493294
Sounds good, same for me. What are you studying again?
>>703493488
I'll take one that says "oh well shit what up cuck B O I?"
>>703493761
Someone spammed that image here a while back, not sure if it was you or not but either way welcome back.
>>703493828
Just chatting people up and about to order some dinner. Maybe play some games later.
>>703493932
Hi Chen-anon. How you been?
>>703494112
Fucking casual
>>703494193
Biomedical engineering
>>703494255
Oh hey dude
Hello elitists. Don't you think it's just wrong to break through anonymity by using avatar waifus?
>>703494193
Depends how long ago. I haven't been on 4chan in 6+ months.
When I have spammed with melons in the past I didn't use that one tho.
>>703494255
I've been fine. Just waiting to start college and playing some Borderlands for now.
How about you? It's been a while since you showed up here. You come so rarely these days.
>>703494343
Not really
>>703494304
Heya Fran
>>703494304
Hi Franken Fran anon. I recognize you :3
Been a while; how have you been?
>>703494423
I've been very busy with other things in life, and 4chan doesn't appeal to me as much anymore. Got a promotion at work recently, so that's good.
Completely re-did my battlesation yesterday too c:
>>703494106
Yea that's the same for my French
But I can survive in France so I count it as a language I can speak.
>>703494112
How was I implying that?
I fucking love me some baguette with camembert
>>703494193
Oh from the discord? Or some irl fags?
What were you playing?
>>703494463
Oh shit it's my bae!
Got your scores back yet?
>>703494540
I'm in college now, so that's good
>>703493761
Ah. Welcome back.
>>703493891
Hi.
>>703494112
Understandable. Eat some bread.
>>703492888
>it fucking sucked.
was that pun intentional?
>>703494311
Now can you do "Kill Yourself"
It would make a perfect reaction image
>>703494343
No. You don't have to come here if you don't like it. Fag
>>703494407
The Nymph?!?!?
>>703494540
Oh, that's good for you. Glad everything is going just your way.
I love my C.C.
Claiming the only waifu
>>703494619
Oh awesome. First year?
What you going for?
>>703494623
Probably not back for long, just figured I'd stop by and see how things are going here.
>>703494669
The one and only~
>>703494725
Yeah things have been going well for me.
What Borderlands are you playing?
>>703491147
Here ya go!
![Pokemon Diamond (U) [p1][C][!]_1473614261047.png](https://i.imgur.com/XJMn9X8.png "Pokemon Diamond (U) [p1][C][!]_1473614261047.png")
I'm confused
>>703494407
I think it was a little over five or four months ago. But it was definitely the melon thing.
You gonna stay here for now? Or just checking in?
>>703494304
>fran
>biomed
Checks out.
>>703494560
From the discord mostly, we were playing some league. Game is pretty fun with friends.
>>703494927
I thought you left all threads for good!
>>703494619
For whatever reason they're taking their time. It's 7 pm and I'm still waiting for an email.
>>703494623
Hello Shiro, how are you?
>>703494941
Absoulte Madman
>>703494619
Fuck off
Chara is MINE
>>703494560
I probably couldn't in any Spanish speaking country, maybe I could by gesticulating
>>703494741
Hey there dude
https://youtu.be/PlI1u_VhaE8
>>703494927
Yeah, first year. Biomedical engineering in MSOE
>>703494941
Hell yeah! Thanks bro!
Looks great
>>703494927
One.
I really dig the soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBgp5aDH23g
>>703493891
So long, single words look the most pretty.
>>703495046
Ahh that probably wasn't me then.
Good to see someone is carrying that on tho :3
Just stopping by, don't plan to stay more than a thread or two.
>>703495054
Is this hurr durr murrdurr btw way?
I mean pretty much did, I haven't even been to /b/ in 6+ months.
I lost all my thread folders and tripcodes when my hdd died, so that helped with keeping me away.
>>703495109
Ohh good for you man. How long you gonna be in school for?
>>703495121
I spent so much time playing bl 1 and bl 2 back when they first released on xbox with 3 friends.
>>703495062
No mine
>>703495335
oh
then make my request just "what up cuckboiiii"
>>703495109
No problem bro! Engineers look out for one another. Kek, except civis. Lmao
>>703495058
Yoo Chara
>>703495402
Have you written smut about you and chara?!
>>703495046
It does make too much sense
>>703495058
Poor dude, maybe soon
>>703495062
Fuck off Mi Liu
>>703495372
Probably getting a master's, so 6.
Kill me
>>703495407
Nou pls
>>703494304
I'm sorry for not being up to your standard.
>>703494560
It was so french it hurts.
>>703494623
That might be a good idea.
>>703495499
Not formally ~
>>703495335
Kek, thank you dear anon. I'm still going to save it.
>>703495465
Yoo Tristana!
>>703495534
Probably thought to themself
>fuck it, it's sunday, they won't check on sunday. We'll just send it on monday!
>>703495062
1
>>703495402
2
>>703495534
3
>>703495499
maybe 4?
what the fuck
>>703495696
WHAT THE FUCK
>>703495046
Oh okay, what server though
I'm guessing your ping is insaaane on NA
Wish I would've stayed up to join you
>>703495109
Yea that's pretty much the best way to get yourself through a foreign country
>>703495694
If it did hurt you, maybe you're more French than you thought
>>703495058
I am well. Watching some american football. You?
>>703495696
>>703495759
Heya chara <3
>>703495870
Heya joyous
Who is the biggest slut in /waifu/ with the most ships?
>>703495829
You should talk more about poutine, when you talk to me.
>>703495829
Yeah, I'm playing most of my games on Eu except hearthstone. Usually I get something like 100-180 ping on eu depending on the game, but on NA it goes up to 250-350 ping which is unplayable.
I played league on the NA server for about three seasons though, I have no idea how.
>>703495682
Fuck yeah thanks dude.
>>703495534
Damn 6 years is a long time. I'm sure it will all be worth it after tho!
>>703495982
If anyone here has more than one waifu then they should ky.
