>>703466415 rekt thread, more like a >kek'd thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>703466415
rekt thread, more like a >kek'd thread
>>703466415
>>703466647
Steve Irwin
>>703466415
>>703466585
>filename
>>703466940
Story?
>>703466940
i can just feel the pain
bump fuckers
>>703466940
I just can't imagine being able to do that to another human.
>>703467065
>>703467620
Stories?
>>703467336
Story is he's fucking dead. I mean if you gotta kill someone at least make it fast.
>>703468158
Rapper claims he can shoot himself in the face and live. Unfortunately he does.
>>703468158
Bottom is wannabe rapper who did it for attention
>>703466940
Is that a cop?
>>703467065
Oh damn closed that real quick nigga
>>703468638
This is probably the most ive ever cringed to a webm
>>703468638
life is a meme
nothing should be taken seriously
>>703466415
>>703467336
>>703468316
Look up
>cop stabs colleage to death
>>703469340
Great gif or greatest gif?
>>703469340
Story?
>>703468471
Looks like the ride of a lifetime.
>>703469703
kek
>>703469703
one died, other survived
>>703467896
we all have a line that if crossed, all logic and compassion goes out the window.
>>703467896
i think the guy that got rekt was the one who pulled out the knife, and then the other guy managed to take it from him and went nuts with revenge
>>703469705
He doesn't know how to haggle.
>>703470704
No. It happened in china, two police officers. The now dead guy slept with the other guys ex.
>>703466940
What's that logo in the top right corner? I keep seeing it in rekt threads.
bump
>>703468471
did he die?
>>703470810
fuckin kek
>>703468471
2 people were inside, 1 died. These are Russians so that explains the retardedness.
>>703471132
Ummm. Am I a terrible person for laughing at this?
>>703471132
Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on here.
>>703471132
never understand this
Needs moar women getting rekt, and not just by escalator clowns.
>>703471385
i think if it was one person he would have had a better chance. thanks for the fill in bro
>>703466415
wow talk about no fucks given.
>>703469256
> stillgoingforthebike.gif
>>703470946
Girls really cause alot of trouble
>>703469925
I know thats why I made the joke :^)
>>703469555
What the fuck happened there ?
>>703469221
police academy
>>703471721
That kid just blocked his chance to shoot
>>703471721
Who is the bad guy?
>>703471454
the son said he wanted to kill himself (many times a day apparently) the father was fed up with it so pulled out the gun and basically said oh yeah? go ahead and do it than tough guy.
He was a tough guy alright
>>703471435
>>703471454
father tells him to kill himself
he does it
>>703471942
Some say the guys in the store were robbing the place. Others say they were drug lords and the other person was a hitman.
>>703469105
HOW DID IT GET LIKE THIS?!?!?!
bump
>>703471435
It was a Filipino cop or some shit he was always bullying his son. His son said something about wanting to die so his dad slapped the gun down and said do it faggot and he did. That's the mother rolling on the ground i mean southeast Asians are the niggers of Asia so it makes sense Google it
>>703471721
Why are they all blue? Ayyy lmao?
>>703472191
fuck
he's kill right?
>>703472191
he got wishboned
his pelvis shattered and those are his guts literally spilling out of his taint
>>703469555
shit
>>703471132
This nigga sees his son shoot himself and first thing he thinks of doing is slapping him.
>let me slap the death off of ya so I can kill you again
>>703472389
>Dear peggy, I was on the frontlines and saw a hydra soldier spread eagle so hard he looked like a wishbone. I never went back to war that day.
>>703471664
He didn't dress for the job.
>>703472456
wat
>>703472580
why this retard lie down?
>>703472456
That's what you get for being a lazy nightguard.
Nightshift doesn't mean you can still have a good night sleep, fucktard.
>>703472580
lol what a fucking dumbass
>>703467896
look, who the fuck knows what happened... maybe the guy who got fucked up raped and killed the other dude's 12 year old daughter
>>703466415
>>703467026
did he dieded?
>>703472737
It's a prank, bro.
>>703472737
Stroke
>>703471962
>>703472005
thx guys. but why is the father pulling his shirt up? i keep wondering
>>703472915
nah
>>703472737
It's a social experiment. They want to see if anyone would help a guy falling over in the middle of a road.
Gonna need the story for this one, if you guys have it.
>>703469089
oh fuck
>>703466599
If for some reason i couldn't tell it got wider near the top, as soon as I realized it was i would have noped and gone back down
>>703469705
opposite day
>>703473085
wtf
>>703470810
mega kek
>>703472189
It was only a kiss (ot was only a kiss)
>>703473085
Guy loses fight, gets a handie as a consolation prize.
>>703472903
Read other replies you fucking retard
>>703473109
it's not that it got wider at the top, it's that there's no actual way to grab the ledge and climb up from that position
>actual autist
I can't view a single fucking thing here. They're all files.
>>703471664
>wearing loose clothing while operating machinery
Was given warnings
>>703468638
copypasta?
>>703472737
>>703472835
t'was just a prank bro
>>703469555
This looks fake
>>703471721
YOoo, listen up...
>>703473750
story?
>>703473940
nerve gas
>>703472737
He forgot to take his nap beforehand, so fuck it.
>>703473358
You can see him having to become more stretched out as he gets higher. I've seen people do this successfully. But, thanks for the (You), jackass.
>>703472191
vidyia ragdoll physics
>>703473940
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
>>703474215
w-what is this, a bethesda game? heh, right? did bethsda make this physics or what?
>>703469705
This is why dyslexics should never attempt armed robbery.
>>703466599
This was not a well thought out plan.
>>703473085
that's 2nd degree rape.
>>703474112
that makes me kind of hard.
>>703467128
Nigga stop trying to pull it off OMFG!
How the fuck do I watch a webm in my phone? I can't see jack unless gif
>>703474804
dl the clover app (android)
>>703469105
No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No. No. No no no. No.
>>703473008
Let me guess. This is Russia.
>>703474392
thanks
>>703474134
really you've seen people do this before
are you the guy in the video?
he kicked his foot out like a mongoloid to swing himself forward and grab onto the ledge like in one of his chinese cartoons. too bad that's not what physics is like.
stop being retarded on the internet in front of strangers
>>703474918
Pretty sure its some moron here in Australia
>>703474907
So all Asians are weak against corn stuck on the end of a drill...
>>703474907
>>703473008
This is so fucking random
>>703472456
Fake. He didnt even wake up after all that beating?
>>703473085
>story
Bare knuckle fighting
>>703474907
iPhone /b/ro
>>703467128
Didn't know this was ylyl
>>703474112
You bastard!
That's horrifying.
>>703469479
Poor doggo :^(
>>703472909
US counterattack against terrorists after 9/11
>>703475318
Beating repeatedly to the head with a bat is not the best way to wake a person.
And waking him is not something they had in mind anyway.
>>703472311
this is rekt, not ylyl
>>703472909
KEK...wait this is not YLYL
>>703474922
Ummmm what the hell is going on here
>>703472274
I'm blue da BA die da BA Dai baaaaa da BA die da BA Dai I'm blue
>>703467065
dayummmmm
can't think about how in the fuck that shit came out from the eye, just how
>>703475689
Hardly, buildings are still standing.
>>703476145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8&list=PLSApK0HJcHa6dDbgAA_WfHUrh1CgRQumN&index=23
compliments this webm well
>>703469479
kek
>>703475004
He obviously had no idea what he was doing. You need upper body strength to support yourself after you grip the edge, let your let's drop then pull yourself up. There's a parkour gym where I live with this exact setup. It's one of the first things people are suggested to try so they know where their strength is at. They get the benefit of pads to fall on though.
>>703476379
the ol' indian shimmy , sigh
>>703469340
Fucking fat people.
>>703476437
let's-legs drop*
>>703466940
Keked at the guy in the yellow shirt
>>703473219
fuck
>>703472990
>>703472420
the story I have seen is that the parents and son didn't get along. the father was telling the kid if you hate me so much shoot me. dude shoots himself instead, but the father thought the kid actually took a shot at him, which is why he slaps him at first.
>>703474922
Salsa
>>703469479
All around the world, cops are assholes.
>>703472420
>let me slap the death off of ya so I can kill you again
Laughed a lot
>>703472311
Nice dubs...this one always cracks me up.
>>703476028
reverse clip
dog getting helped, he was stuck in there
>>703472243
>>703476028
Ill tel you what happened. The video is reversed and you are a fucking idiot.
>>703475707
it was only a prank bro
>>703471296
yea
>>703468515
loool what a fucking retard
>>703473680
but its not.
>>703478121
So his mom was having a stroke, The guy reanimated himself with a pistol. And the dad slapped him to death
>Is talking about fucking idiots
>>703468158
>>703468247
>>703468296
"Posting the video on Facebook, Knight explained that he originally wanted to perform the stunt for a music video, but no cameraman would film it."
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/wannabe-rapper-shoots-himself-face-8488594
>>703473085
Thats where CM Punk should've started fighting
>>703476447
hahahahahhahaha
>>703476379
why not just fucking stop if you shit yourself?!
>>703479183
kek
>>703477262
>being this edgy
Awe, Anon.
>>703471428
No. You're one of us
>>703466698
Fuck that
bump
>>703471620
> filename
kek
>>703469925
Gotta appreciate that file name
>>703479183
I didnt mean you anon, I meant the dog video. Stipid shit auto paste your post.
>>703469573
Nerve gas
>>703475739
That is what we call "An attack dog"
>>703466415
Did that guy live?
>>703469573
It's a spanish prank show, alot like "Just For Laugh: GAGs"
>>703479183
my fucking sides
>>703482305
*Kid punches lucas*
"And THAT'S for the pre-quels!"
>>703472456
WAKE UP JEFF
>>703482444
trips confirms
>>703476379
>>703469479
dont lick yer balls in the street
>>703482444
>implying selling to disney which resulted in VII isn't way worse
>>703469925
ortho surgeries are fucked
literally watched a surgeon drill a pilot hole into an old lady's knee, have his assistant smash thew hole a couple times with a medical hammer and chisel to open it up wider and poke throughthe hole, use a shaver to scrape away the dead and damaged achilles tendon, then insert a new one through the hole.
was crazy
>>703469555
wrapped up in his job
trips chekd
>>703471521
Underrated post
>>703482923
>implying the prequels werent even shittier than VII
>>703482923
I'd rather have totally-not-episode-4-remake-with-a-Mary-Sue-turned-up-to-11... over fucking Hayden Christensen
>>703482849
Thank you
>>703483299
I don't know anon, at least the clone battle in Episode 2 was fairly enjoyable.
There doesn't appear to be anything in Number 7 that looks interesting at all, unless you're into black-white-race-mixing bullshit.
>>703476379
Budweiser
>>703483008
underrated newfag
>>703481741
>>703466415
Probably. If the knife had gone through the skull he would have behaved slightly differently.
>>703473680
youre an idiot
>>703483592
I'd say that, and the last fight in Episode 3 are really pretty good, but shame it's coated in several hours of 'trade negotiations' and whatever.
And Ep 7 really IS just A New Hope if JJ Abrams made it.
>>703473008
fucking 'ard
>>703483299
i rather have Hayden Christensen than some sweaty nigger...
>>703483838
fukn slopes cant drive foshit
>>703469340
IIRC when she catches up to him he throws another one at her face
>>703484221
damnit i actually flinched at this shit
>>703466940
that guy is a boss for trying till the end to get up
>>703469105
>>703469105
Maggots are sometimes used to clean wounds. This may have been like this.
>>703484336
>That bucket donk to the side of their head.
>>703483976
That smile at the end says "that's my fetish"
>>703466415
rekt
>>703469340
It's a clown on French tv. He's on YouTube
>>703473008
King savage
>>703484618
>>703485055
>>703482987
kekd
>>703472915
No I saw the YouTube video he talked about it in the description he got some broken ribs and broke his leg or something but he's fine. I think he still uploads.
>>703469089
Penile fracture
>>703484336
story?
>>703469555
Trips and 69 for the most gruesome one on this thread
>>703480916
i gagged so fucking much.. oh my god
>>703485055
>>703484336
*bonk*
>>703480916
Is that jizz?
>>703486332
Nah it's soy milk.
>>703475318
Dis niggah surrius?
>>703484033
It would take a crane
>>703468515
Those are kid items that flew out of the back. I wonder if there was a baby on board sticker to warn others to drive safe :^)
>>703485194
that landed so perfectly kek
>>703483994
Um. No.
I've personally see a guy after he tried to put a .22 through his head. Right temple, didn't exit. It skipped off the top of his skull and spun around the inside a couple times. Missing everything important. He lived.
Another one was an inmate at one of my facilities who tried to kill himself before the cops got to him, .380 right temple... it did some damage but he's alive. Every now and then he has ticks and fits, but... alive.
>>703471435
>>703471454
>hey son, kill self pussy
>ok
>parents break into interpretive dance
>>703476379
i assume this is paralympics
>>703466647
oh.. the manatees.
now you know what it feels like bitch.
>>703472952
>>703473080
>>703473581
good, prankers deserve to get run over by a car
>>703466415
give it back.webm
bump
>>703476145
God fucking DAMMIT I hate when white people clap along to the beat of a song in public. Why the fuck do people do that, 99.9% of the time they cant even keep the beat
>>703483838
Wow basically everyone in this webm is retarded.
>>703471488
imagine all the throw up slashing in there
>>703483885
I do like his optimism in thinking he can actually pull himself up on that branch.
>>703473080
guess he found his findings. YeEEAAh
>>703469876
paused this shit and kek'd so hard.
>>703473008
Is this ylyl?
>>703489459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWrpqXOwLlg
*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. Now, you're probably wondering how I got here!
>>703467026
Could've been worse
>>703475447
you can't watch webms on iphone
>>703468638
>>703489924
top kek
>>703469479
The dog survived, its all good.
>>703469340
This is way better with sound.
>>703490320
DL an app called Infuse, sucks because you have to DL the webms to watch, but works.
>>703469876
Aryastarkinator
>>703483838
that filename
>>703476028
>>703477077
It's reversed
>>703491260
he's gonna need to climb back up for his hat
>>703474747
Those trip dubs though
>>703469876
>>703470395
Why are these so amusing
kek'd so hard
>>703482849
Whos the one on the right?
>>703491867
and for his dignity
>>703484221
In cricket this is just an easy catch at first slip.
Baseball pussies and your gloves.
>>703472420
Kek'd
>>703466647
What was cut off?
>>703474922
is this in reverse?
>>703474112
I gagged
>>703472189
He didn't get circumcised.
>>703466415
>>703494146
>>703494189
>>703466940
Good. Fuck chinks.
>>703469705
Yur doin' it rong son.
>>703467336
Stabber got camped by that faggot in COD.
>>703469221
keked
>>703480916
cap? Sorce???
>>703494146
>>703494189
Not fit for the office.
As much as I despise her I still feel bad for anyone suffering like this.
>>703494257
Suspicious...
>>703470395
It's amazing how the head moves. Doesn't even split under that pressure. What caliber round was that?
Requesting Spanish looking man shooting women in salon then swag walking away like a champ
>>703466698
Great fucking spotters, man.
>>703488817
Laughed so hard I scared my cat
>>703482305
>Walking alone
>Not mindful there's 4 simians following
>>703470810
Lawl
>>703494257
> la rocket fuel cannot melt iron i beams meme
>>703485194
kek
>>703479687
Are you a fucking retard? Nothing about what he said is remotely edgy.
>>703466940
man died?
>>703471435
seems like son told his dad he was going to shoot himself, dad gave gun, son delivered
>>703494257
la multean
