Waifu thread
Previous:>>703441659
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Meow
>>703453473
Like alcohol? No, too young to drink. Lift? No, dad used to have some lifts and shit, but he sold them a while back because he never used them
>>703454482
Oh. Good morning, Master. Feeling better yet?
Here is my cat
Miho claimed
http://isharestuff.imgur.com/
Will you newfags fuck off with this thread everyone knows it's all newfags in here because guess what ....these threads are new...summerfucks
>>703455007
Waifu threads have been around since the beginning.
>>703454558
Yes, im mostly back to normal.
How are you doing?
>>703455118
Not in b faggot. That's why you virgins have your own gay little meet spots do you can dog each other's boyfriends there
>>703455179
Pretty good. Just enjoying what little remains of my night. Have to sleep relatively soonish because i have things to do tomorrow though. But sleeping is hard.
>>703454499
Wait until 23 then lift in earnest. Learn to lift before then. Take it from someone who's old; learn good habits young. We aren't animals anymore, so you have to hold yourself, and your body, to a higher standard.
>Suika. Going to go drink. Look at calories in a drink. 3500 calories in a pound of fat. This is why I'm building muscle but struggling to lose the fat tire around my waist.
It takes years to get fat. It takes years to lose it. When you're trying to lose it, you finally realize that years are a long time.
>>703455377
>Pomf
>>703455518
Hello meow.
>>703455705
Hello
>Hugs kitty
Obvious new is obvious
>>703455377
Wish i could help. Unfortunately i have to take care of some things soon.
>>703456041
Ehh it's alright. I'm actually a little short on sleep, so hopefully it won't be too bad.
>>703455783
The background of that picture perplexes me.
Yuki Nyagato claimed, nyan.
Bleh
I'll claim her now then
>>703456333
Better?
>>703456750
I was more hoping for an explanation of some type, but sure i guess.
Maho claimed
Sleep schedule is kill
Ah well who cares about school right?
Whats up ever?
Thread is pretty slow tonight
Have a look at the buddy I found today
>Rory-sama
>>703457245
Did you name him?
>>703457085
>>703457325
Phillip. Hes gone now. But not forgotten.
>>703456961
>Bullies
>>703457456
RIP
Dicks out for Phillip
>>703457085
Hello
>>703457687
Not dead. Just missing. I believe.
>>703457536
That's some rather lewd looking bullying.
I suppose this is fine.
>>703457829
MIA
We need to send out a search team
Autobots roll out
>>703457872
This is lewd bully
>>703458005
Oh geez. What's going on there?
Lewd little bear...
>>703455270
>be me
>be in waifu for longer than a year
>some shitposter turns up
>make /b/ great again
>lulz
Alright, i think i'm going to drop off to bed hopefully. Have a good night all.
>>703455270
You, and people like you are exactly the reason why /b/ has become absolute cancer with no redeeming qualities
Fuck off, normie
Shinobu claimed
>>703458679
Goodnight
>>703459371
Oh my. What a way to go to sleep.
>>703459533
Looks like i need to tuck you in. <3
>phone starts to update
>it finishes
>an update is not avaliable at this time
It's done this a lot recently and it's just a fucking nuisance
Welp. I may regret this. First time eating KFC in about 5 months. Maybe 6.
>>703459859
My V10 keeps wanting me to install the update. Dont really know if i want it.
>>703459878
You'll regret it
You always do
Why are you doing this to yourself?
>>703459641
...I misread that the first time. Can't blame me, given then picture...
>>703459947
I have an S7 and it's been doing this for a few days, it's fucking annoying
>>703459533
Just sleep already.
>>703460133
Go to bed
>
>>703460136
Mines been almost 2 weeks.
>>703459878
Is KFC bad?
>>703460301
>>703460407
I'm going i'm going... Just a little slow going sometimes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwmmv9r1oE
>>703460519
>kisses
Night <3
>>703460766
Eh? Wa-- huh?! That's new...
>>703460991
Sleep or i'll get lewder.
>>703461100
Kissy kissy kissy
>>703454407
Kill yourself, weaboo faggot
I'm going! Good night!
>>703460480
Are you fucking retarded? You never ate KFC, or what?
What a fucking outcast
>>703461262
There are like 5 KFC in Austria
Of course I never ate at one. I don't even know where they are.
bite me
Claim.
Doing cosplay builds in dark souls 3 is so fun, can't wait for DLC for more fashion souls.
>>703461041
That will cost you extra.
>>703462613
Oh really?
>>703462450
Well sounds like you're having fun! how are you doing?
>>703463217
Sweet jeebus. You came outta nowhere, didn't see you in thread.
>>703462450
Hiya Nononononon.
>Got another 2 hours in
>Would like to get more, but don't wanna risk it
>>703463479
I was speaking to another anon on Discord.
But anyway how are you?
>>703463531
Wait, another 2 hours in what? I'm slow right now.
>>703463766
I'm fine, I was doing a Berserk co-op run with a buddy. I cosplayed Griffith and he cosplayed Guts. Killing invaders as the Band of the Hawk was fun.
>>703463860
Nap at work. I was up for quite some time yesterday and I couldn't even keep myself awake at the desk anymore, so I went down to the lower level and slept of a couch in the break room for a few hours.
>>703463860
Ah, Dark Souls based on what you said? i should check that out.
Playing a game with a good friend is always nice.
>>703464006
Oh boy, you work security don't you? Isn't that risky?
>>703464393
I was doing a dark souls 3 co-op run based on berserk. A manga that started in 1994, with a 1997 anime arc and another one made in 2016, with two movie renditions. And also a new game coming out this year mage by the same people that did Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors
https://youtu.be/OrYrTQn9ZT4
And I used discord to talk to my buddy as we're both at our own houses.
Bump
>>703464754
Woah, what made it get that much attention after such a long period of time without it?
>>703464754
Nah. The whole building is closed and locked. The only way thay would get in, is they have a car for the parking garage, or they breaki n. Either way, I'm good
>>703465397
For a long time, the author (Kentaro Miura) slowed down the production of the Manga. It recently sped up again and has gained quite a crowd compared to the original crowd. It's a really great series, you should look into it, it'd be worth your time. It also inspired a lot of things in the Dark Souls and Bloodborne series.
>>703465656
Sounds safe, I mean go for another nap if you feel like it. Just hope your coworker doesn't catch you.
>>703465656
Ayy senpai
>>703454407
Kill yourself weaboo faggot
>>703465952
I would, and I'm sure they wouldn't care. But no need to risk it.
>>703465971
Ayyy Kitten. What's good?
>>703465952
I'll be sure to check it out when i can then.
>>703466334
Nothing really at the moment. Just playing some Payday 2 right now
>>703466334
Just close your eyes a bit anon, let them rest, they've been working as hard as you have.
>>703466467
I've also broken my self rule for never playing a MOBA
AND HE PLAYS HIS STOCKS AND SHARES
AND HE GOES TO THE REGATTA
AND HE ADORES THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
CAUSE HES DYING TO GET AT HER
>>703467055
Hey socks, you're up early
Not hungover?
>>703467235
Ah lord no, I dont get hangovers.
Very lucky in that aspect.
Just horrible gas, if you MUST know.
Its smell would make a blind man vomit
>>703457829
Then find him.
>>703466945
Some rules are made to be broken
>>703467621
Honestly I would be okay without knowing this but thanks for the enlightenment
You should be glad though a hangover sucks ass
Maybe you haven't really been drunk enough
>>703468092
Oh I have!
Quite a few times Ive woken up with all the feelings of a hangover.
Its pretty easy for me to get rid of though, I just induce vomiting.
Brush my teeth and mosey on with my day!
What is up today everybody?
>>703468375
Hello!
>>703468406
Hard dicks and blood pressure
>>703468406
Hey galil-chan
>That feeling when you pop your back
>>703468468
How did you know?
>>703468033
You're not Nui anon are you? But I am starting to play Dota 2.
>>703468546
Felix! How's it going qt <3
>>703468283
I was merely jesting ofc a drunk like you has experienced a hangover
I mostly just hate the the thirst you have next day it stays no matter how much you drink while the other things can mostly be helped
>>703468406
Pretty much loathing my existence
School again tomorrow and I don't wanna
What about yourself galil?
>>703468630
>Who knows?
I recall you mentioning that, how are you doing with that?
>>703468705
Going good right now. Playing some payday because I'm bored as fuck
>>703468899
Well it's 9/11, so I'm kinda sad.I also had a fucking weird ass dream, it was crazy.Probably going to go lift some donuts, because I haven't gone in a long time.
>>703469023
Reminder that the mall is the best.
>>703468577
Elementary my dear Watson
>>703468775
My addiction to caffeine means all the coffee in the world will enter my body, rehydration is key?
And alcoholic?
To some degree I suppose, but I hadnt touched a drop in two weeks
>>703468630
i have 1k hours, would gladly play a game with you :) also can give good advice
>>703469132
Mall crasher?
>>703469168
Rikimaru, stack Agi :^)
>>703468963
It's tough, but I'm finding that I really like support heroes and ranged. You ever play Mobas?
>>703469168
Oh wow. I've seen people with 5k+ hours on Dota 2. I play Vengeful, Phantom Assassin, Drow Ranger and Sniper. Vengeful is my best hero currently. As I do a lot of warding and can make clutch swaps for my team.
>>703469346
Yeah, names are hard to remember when you haven't played in a year.
>>703469523
I don't recognize you tbh
>>703468468
Hello
>>703469523
coolio wanna play a game? im in the mood for some DoTkA, i also main support but i can play anything, support is a good role to main btw since so many people want to carry, you will always have a spot
Sophie claimed
>>703469523
I don't believe i ever have.
>>703469132
Huh wanna tell me what it was?
Kek lift donuts sounds like you're gonna get fat
>>703469161
Let's just say you like to pour a lot of bad liquids in your body
I can't really judge but I'm observing
>>703469617
It's only fun if you have people to play with tbh
>>703469639
Hello!
How are you?
>>703470115
Oh please, judge all you wish!
I realize this is some sort of reaction to certain negartive stimuli
Believe it or not, I was triggered by a song this time.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N8i5NLyXZdc
Johnny Cash, I Wont Back Down
I can usually hear it and nothing happens I guess it just struck a chord in me
>>703470495
Tired as fuck and have to go meet my friend at the ER.
>>703470658
Oof, that aint good.
The ER huh, why?
>>703470740
Pissing and trowing up blood. He cant even stand.
>>703470495
ah thats a great song, johhny cash is great and has touching music so its justified i guess
>>703470831
wow thats pretty damn serious
whats the matter with him?
Cirno claim
>>703470115
Its just a few donuts m8.But heres the dream
>Standing in the road
>Walk doennit for a while
>Some kind of music is playing, sounds like someone mixed up a whole bunch of metal songs and distorted it
>I see a store
>Cross the street
>I enter the store
>I browse the aisles for a few hours
>When the sun has set, I get a box of cookies, a bunch of frozen pizzas and an Xbox 360
>Take it to the front
>Bag it up in self checkout
>Leave without paying
>After I leave somebody skates out on an office chair
>They throw me a rope
>Somehow my shoes are Heelies or something because I rolled with him for a while
>We meet up with the rest of his gang
>We go to fucking the Jurassic Park velociraptor pen
>There's a sandbox there
>They bury me in it when I ask where I'm at.
Once the sand hit my face I woke up, I don't know where this dream came from though.
>>703470317
That's true.
>>703470831
Fugg man, what happened?
>>703470831
Thats not good!
Do they know whats going on?
Sounds like hes got some internal leakage going on
>>703470928
Yeah, I guess so!
>>703469841
Oh, I see. MOBAs aren't for everyone, and it certainly wasn't for me for the longest time.
>>703469617
Huh?
>>703469737
It's actually 5:30 a.m. and I'm really tired. (Gotta work in a bit). But my steam name is N3opolitan and username is yonhyakkunijuumoyase (I regret that username).
>>703470928
I dont know. But i need to get dressed and go. And i been up all night......
>>703470999
You can't claim a nuclear reactor explosion
>>703471161
I can when I STRONGETted like this yesterday
Rin Tohsaka is claimed
>>703471144
Added, we can play anytime
>>703471345
TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>>703471102
I guess I misread sorry
Jesus that's fucking weird kek. But seeing as dreams are mostly based on what's going through your head
I'm gonna blame the money issues you've been having
Uh not sure if you were looking for a interpretation
Weird af though
>>703471117
So you got some plans for the Sunday?
>>703471551
Remember 9/11
Super fun day planned
>>703471624
damn i keep forgetting, its not that big of a deal here
we still remember it but yea
gonna watch documentaries all day?
>>703471551
I don't see how this is related to money
>>703471847
Oh no, Ive got school work and other things to do.
Its just going to be an overarching theme to the day.
Im dressing very american today as well.
Flannel and blue jeans
>>703471624
its 11/9
https://youtu.be/LIPc1cfS-oQ
>There's birds fucking screaming outside
>>703472109
I'm wearing my flag T-shirt, flag hat and a pair of jeans.
Wish I had more flags to wear.
>>703472183
Go fuck yourself, this is an American thing.
>>703471965
you arent paying for stuff then get burried alive because of the pressure being on you when you are without an income, i know its all over but thats still in the back of your mind
>>703472109
>this pic
holy shit this is great my sides
ah ofc, damn school work. thanks for reminding though i can get lost in browsing the internet
I'm back! How are you all, people?
>>703472183
Ok anon, sorry for being American on an America day of remembering.
While being in the state where the attack happened.
Sorry
>>703472465
No bandana?
I am most dissapoint son
>>703472544
Isnt the world great?
Thanks, you told me to make it!
Thought it came out pretty nice
>>703472675
Still quarter cocked
>>703472326
Ah, Rammstein. Used to listen to them a lot in my school music stage. They were the reason I tought German was cool in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ
Well his mom called me told me not to come. He in the middle of getting a cat scan and shit.
>>703472675
Nyan
>>703472675
Still tired, wondering how we hit a 4 hour thread.
>>703472863
There used to be longer threads.
>>703472786
Don't be so mean to yourself!
>>703472814
Nyan~
>>703472863
That thread has been up for 4h?
>>703472544
I don't know maybe, but I shoplift all the time, and I think I just need to stop drinking before bed
>>703472675
Taiga!I'm just deciding between waffles or oatmeal for breakfast
>>703472786
Oh shit you're right
>I legit have an American flag bandanna
>>703473021
I know, but it still seems odd for these days.
>>703473037
This one has, yep.
>>703472675
gonna play some league
yourself?
>>703472786
did i? i mean Yea ofc good job following my orders
yea you did a great job honestly this is some good art
>>703473066
oh right i forgot about that kek
ah well that could be it, its prob just me that i like to look deeper into everything
>>703473184
Everyone else is jerking off in Discord or Telegram.
>>703472788
They remain good songwriters, despite their early edge. Not to mention the many colorful ways they have addressed sex in their songs. And their singer has a great voice when he applies himself and actually sings instead of talking with a dropped octave.
Speaking of songs shamelessly ripped for fun and profit
https://youtu.be/Ahr4KFl79WI
>>703473066
Waffles, definitely.
>>703473184
Welp, we're reaching the end!
>>703473257
You're still losing your soul to the demon?
Banning cell phones lol
>>703473257
I have a lot of weird ass dreams, they usually end with me dying.
>>703473375
But they're blueberry and I don't have butter or syrup
>>703473375
>implying i have a soul left
im in too deep
>>703473037
Mean?
Im the only one who will agree with me!
I drank a little bit last night and Im still feeling it Mr Krabs.
Thats what I mean by quarter cocked
>>703473066
You are most welcome friend!
America the beutiful, they will call you America!
>>703473257
Thanks my man, youre quite the supervisor
>>703473294
Why not jerk off here?
WHAT? Seeds? Duncan? What? Seeds? Duncan? What? Seeds? Duncan? What? Seeds? Duncan? What? Seeds? Duncan? What? Seeds? Duncan? What
>>703473704
Damn me and my lack of identification
>>703473446
Fuck off rin
>>703473294
RIP
>>703473375
It seems to be picking up speed as well.
>>703473596
What about some eggs?
>>703473704
Sorry, I misunderstood the word you used.
>>703473608
True.
>>703473596
you know what they say we dream what we desire most
>>703473704
no problem now go make a star trek one
i believe in you
>>703473851
dont you have some baguettes to eat?
>yuno
>>703474006
Fuck you, I'm no frenchie.
>Taiga
>>703473608
play dota
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