Hunger Games - TeamBattle V
Everyone's fuckin triggered about the time Edition
Pacers and Konosubas are barely holding on
>>703428448
Jimbo, you're hosting right?
Shit's taking a damn while
Someone please tell me were gonna talk about the time shit, right?
Gay porn
>>703428448
Skynet here
Team Sexy will win
Glaceon will have 0 kills and be the victor
just you watch
We will get the time issues sorted out after the game. No need to worry folks.
>>703428612
Yes.
NIGH 10
Anon is being reminded of how few fucks he is given
Indian Cop causes the first team to fall
>>703428549
yeah
mfw team soldier still solid
>>703428678
Well, there go the Pacers. Vriska died same day too so I have nobody left. Oh well. Good luck Jimbo.
DAE 11
allstate man gets a bullseye of a kill
>>703428686
>forgot pic
>>703428678
A JIMBO TEAM IS DOWN
Go Konosubas
>>703428789
>fuck
send an F for the pacers
>>703428786
We're in this. We're in this.
We Are In This Shit.
>>703428905
F
Trash man
>>703428905
F for fuck you, yes
poor Temmie
NIGH 11
Ido sets an explosive off that kills many
Even though I'm not playing, I'm going with Team Megu.
Good luck, Team Megu. Kick Jimbo's ass.
>>703428905
>every other district except mine and Megu's has at least one kill
fug
>>703428905
you were good son real good maybe even the best
DAE 12
soldier kills the thingy
>>703429035
Thank you, friend.
some shithead thought it'd be a good idea to have teambattle be held an hour earlier but barely tell anyone
>>703429000
well damn
there goes my team, not even a single kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pozta1gQJ3A
>>703429184
>cough
>>703429184
thats not how aids works
but ok
Demons have fallen without a kill (F) (KEK)
>>703429184
my own tribute...
Checking in, I was doing some other shit, mainly movies and dinner.
>>703429164
Fill me in on details, ASAP!
>>703429184
Oh yeah, now I remember
An asshole say that TB V would be earlier
So, If I'm correct, these issues will be under debate in the after-game conference
>Timing Issues
>Other Issues to work out for TBIV
>TBVI Booking
>My format proposal possibly
And anything else anybody wants to propose.
>>703429184
No worries man. TBIV will be much smoother.
>>703429348
WE'RE STILL ALIVE.
We're
Still
In
This.
NIGH 12
James realizes Jessie wasn't the one
Awoo finds Clayton Kershaw
>>703429403
basically
>>703429447
not if i can help it, my dude
>>703429348
this is way worse than the last time i participated in teambattle
F
>>703429499
God dammit..
Holes 1
Awwo 0
The FEASHT
we've got a good 1 v 1 v 1 fight, but only one may walk away
Inori survives this long only to fuck up halfway through
DAE 13
lots of free shit is being given away
>>703429617
Well...
I guess that's that.
It's in your hands now, Rest of Team Megu.
Konosubas are down now (F)
Team Jimbo is mounting a comeback
>>703429617
Lots of death people
NIGH 13
that tree can't handle shit
>>703429809
inb4 charizard wins again
DAE 14
>youvegottentobeshittingme.png
what was that shit i said about a comeback?
it's been a fucking hour now
>>703429880
I dont give a fuck
Mohammed I of Sweden is my tribute too
NIGH 14
wounds are being tended to tonight
>>703429809
Wait wait wait I'm blind to have not noticed this sooner Mike is my tribute he should be neutral if not on team Megu
>>703429617
Pits: 2 kills
Trees: 1 kill
Frozen Lake: 1 kill
DAE 15
ANOTHER CLEAN DAY WHAT THE HELL
>>703430117
>>703430183
lookin for kills like
>>703430168
Portal to Hell: 1
>>703430156
Mohammed I, Indian Cop, El Chapo and Comrade Ivan are neutral too
NIGH 15
DAE 16
>>703430414
>still no deaths
mfw
>>703430414
>2 years later
>>703430414
but soldier lives in a box..
>>703430414
Me too Charizard, me too..
drugs and shit
While you team captain may be out, Megu. We still have loyal members alive and kicking.
We're still in this.
-- Never Give Up --
now the entire broors squad is down (F)
Team Megu is leading 5-2. i'm worried
>>703430663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYWzNTB8m0
>>703430663
their captain is dead!
>>703430663
Holy fucking shit, Pirateman has been killing his teammates more than the ones on megu's side besides Rarara.
NIGH 16
no scoreboard updates from here. games are slow enough as it is
>inb4 mike pacifist run
>>703430727
5-1 Mike is neutral
DAE 17
mike puts an end to the shitfest. sorry >>703430883
>>703430706
Go Megu
NIGH 17
>>703430906
Nooooo, not pirate
>>703430906
DAE 18
Allstate guy couldn't find where the good party was at
>>703430906
well so much for that
NIGH 18
tis a marathon, y'all
>>703431052
Kek.
>skinnydipping charizard
DAE 19
Plus Mohammed I of Sweden tries to turn a boulder on
>>703431052
I'm going to count that as a pit kill
Pit: 3 kills
Frozen Lake: 1
Trees: 2
>>703431052
pfffft
NIGH 19
THE FINAL FOUR PHOENIX 2017 HAS BEEN MADE
SEND YOUR BRACKETS IN KIDDOS
>>703431190
But she's a fucking fire type...
>>703431192
this is taking forever
DAE 20
just realized mike is dead.
...
...
>>703431279
WELP, team chaos wins, now let's pray the sexy bitch doesn't win another team battle
>>703431279
Wait, Mike and Charizard were the only two members left of Megu, weren't they...?
alright, lest do this shit
NIGH 20
...
>>703431367
disregard this tought, winner might be someone we never expected to win, and its a fukin wildcard again
>>703431279
>>703431286
FUCK
This is why fire types dont swim
I'm going to bed anons, can I signup for next week's TB now? Team Sexy, of course
>>703431279
Well shit there goes Mike
>final 3
>>703431367
I thought Mohammad was neutral?
>>703431361
Fuck, Jimbo is dead. Goodnight sweet prince. What are you going to do now? Packers? Bucks?
FINAL EVENT
...
>>703431428
lets*
>>703431425
Nope, the Boulder, soldier and Mohammed are all in team Megu.
...
>>703431425
Mike was..
>>703431512
Oh, sweet!
>>703431497
>>703431546
F U G
U
G
>>703431546
Fuck man. RIP Jimbo.
>>703431626
They are megu's team sorry.
NOW
TIMES, WHATS GOING ON
>>703431626
friendo you aren't neutral if you're fucking people up
good try tho
>>703431546
mohammed, was neutral
sooo, no one win?
>>703431497
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My tribute won
He had a copy of myself (Skynet) in a chip
He putted in the controls of the entire US Nuclear Weapons System...
WELCOME TO JUDGEMENT DAY
https://youtu.be/IqITGz-b11s
SCOUTING REPORT
Winner: Plus Mohammed I of Sweden
Jimbo kilstreak Award: Pirate Man
Gretchen Survival Award: Jimmy Nelson
Box Lord's Day of Hell: OP's Faggotry
Armin's Misadventure Award: fuckin nothing
dumbfuck Award: Arashi Nikaidou
...
victory my friends
also, check this dubs
VICTORY TO
-- TEAM CHAOS --
So, who won?
>>703431727
Give Jimbo a second, he's mourning the loss of himself.
>>703431816
>ALSO, I DIDN'T PUT HIM IN A TEAM (I said he was neutral), so, no Team winned the Civil War
>Except me
....
>>703431816
Good try, but it wasn't the real Ido in this whole thing. Ido ascended to godhood days ago. He'll end the whole universe in the blink of an eye. Judgement day doesn't sound so fun anymore, does it?
>>703431937
Jimmy...?
Are you alright, buddy...?
>>703431733
>>703431713
I told you guys>>703431931
>>703431855
HAZARD SCORES
Pit: 3
Frozen lake: 1
Trees: 2
Berries and landmines had no strikes.
Also, armin's misadventure would be Pirateman's betraying his fuckint team, those 5 kills you see, only one of them were a soul from megu's team.
>>703431931
Wrong still counts as a victory for Megu
>District 6-12 are victories for Megu's team
>>703432041
I don't think he is.
>>703431981
Ido is dead
You logic is shit like the religion
You can't stop Judgement Day
>Not now, not in the past, NEVER
T E A M
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>>703432063
you literally can't be neutral if you're murdering people
it doesn't make sense in the slightest
>>703432096
No, its MY victory, Jimbo is a faggot
LIKE ALL OF YOU, I STARTED THE CIVIL WAR
>He is still being neutral tho
>>703432198
but he murdered on both sides. By neutral im pretty sure he means no affiliation to either side
>>703432198
>Neutral of dont picking a side (TeamMegu or TeamJimbo) you useless human
>>703432083
This is another thing that reminds me
NO NEW AWARD BECAUSE NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED
I had hopes Pirate would win by beating his team so i could make the "Pirateman's traitor award" which was a tribute making a team or something and then kill his teammate(s) (i.e. night 4, X tribute snuggles with Y tribute, day 5, X tribute kills y tribute). But since nothing happened, WELP, and i think no one has ideas for new award
>>703432334
Too bad
Megu victory still
>>703432404
that's flimsy though, team Jimbo teamkilled themselves more than they killed the other team
New thread?
I have no idea whats happening. Can we get to the booking and post-game conference?
Boss demands a rematch
>>703432492
Do you think a faggot superheroe can defeat me?
You are history, everyone laughts at you for using that
You habe a low-emotion control.
Like I said, HE WAS NEUTRAL
well if mohammed was neutral
lets take the second place as a winner
lets see... soldier
he was in mengu´s team
Okay, Team Sexy signing up!
Also, as to the time, I think we should have it as it was in this thread. 1 AM to start is way too late for a lot of us, and midnight is much more manageable.
Jimbo says:
...
When I started browsing 4chan, I immediately fell in love with HG threads. Entering in random meme images and watching them fight to the death became an obsession. One night, I entered Jimmy Nelson as a joke tribute, like all of my others at the time, and I won. Afterward, no one wanted to host a new game. So after the idea of another anon, I just hosted a game with 23 Jimmy Nelson clones and 1 Clayton dumbfuck Kershaw to fill time and get a few laughs. dumbfuck died right away, while the Nelsons just went at it, and it was a hecking good time, and it kept the thread alive long enough for someone to step up and host. Eventually, when I started entering Jimmy Nelson again, I started getting noticed, and that was the first time I felt the /b/ HG as a community. Time passed, and Jimmy Nelson kept on going. He got a girlfriend (two of them), and many TeamBattles and Super Bowls were hosted. I didn't think that it would one day end. But it has. I will keep coming back to HG and submitting tribs, but this is the end of the road for ol' Jimbo. Thanks everyone.
And goodnight.
POST TBV CONFERENCE STARTS NOW
>>703432690
Oh, do you wanna try to change the beginning of the end using shitty memes?
No useless homo sapiens, the real world doesn't work like that
>>703432752
>>703432698
ah shit
bye jimbo
>>703432752
Who the fuck said that you quit so quickly?
YO WILL STAY HERE FOREVER (because Mohammed was NEUTRAL, HE DIDNT PIKE ANY TIME YOU STUPID FAGGOT)
>>703432752
Still gonna be hosting TBs right? Couldn't have it without best host.
RIP Jimbo, he will be missed.
Maybe you could go with the Packers now or some shit. IDK.
ALSO, I'll wait until after the time discussion for my proposal thing.
>>703432752
Fuck Jimbo. Im gunna miss you
SURPRISE
FUCK YOU ALL
WHEN I REALIZED I PRACTICALLY LEAD THE /b/ GANG, I KNEW THAT EVEN IF I WERE TO STOP ENTERING TRIBS I STILL HAD CONTROL OVER EVERYONE AND EVERYONE'S SUB ATTENTION
THAT IS WHY I DECLARE MYSELF THE OFFICIAL RIGGER OF THE /b/ HG THREADS
I MAY BE RETIRED BUT MY SPIRIT LIVES ON BITCHES
>>703432752
Good bye then jimbo
>>703432914
.... How do I explain it...
I'm a Artificial Intelligence, I dont have emotions, I dont cry
>>703432752
good bye jimbo
>>703432752
Hey, Jimbo?
Ya know, Ever since I joined in the little community, I've looked up to you.
I have not been here long, maybe a little over a month. And during this time, I've looked to you on how to host, And how to act.
It has been an honor to fight against you, and at some points, With you.
Rest in piece, Jimbo Tribute.
>>703433098
nigga
>>703432752
Alright then
see ya
POST TBV thread
first of all, we need to settle the fucking time crisis. there's not much room for debate, so we can settle this with a simple strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11200464
>>703433163
Oh, I have a very special place for you...
IN MY EXTERMINARION CAMPS
>>703433163
Honestly, I can agree with this 100%. Every single point made there.
>>703432752
godspeed
>>703433098
goddamn
>>703432752
RIP Jimbo. You will be missed by me. May you return once again to come fuck threads up.
>>703432752
Well.... You will be missed Jimbo
T I M E
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>>703433444
http://www.strawpoll.me/11200464
>>703433444
Now, theres a strawpoll up.
>>703433098
Stop being a little bitch Jimbles.
>>703433444
http://www.strawpoll.me/11200464
right here
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>>703433098
Oh yeah?
>>703432752
Rip Jimbo
I hope one day you can return
>I'm gonna head to bed I need sleep
NEW HG SIM THREAD ON /v/
>>>/v/351443921
>>703432752
RIP Jimmy
>>703433098
Welp, you're right. You are basically the unofficial leader. May you rig threads forever.
well that decides it easily
9 PT/12 ET
write it down somwhere dangit
second, neard shall propose his great idea
take it away
>>703433611
yeah.
I voted on the Strawpoll, and I want to book for the next TeamBattle with The Fireside Girls.
That being said, Goodspeed Jimbo, and Good Night.
So, all of you acepted the victory of the machines?
GREAT
>Thanks li'l Mohammed I of Sweden, you are one of my favorite HG tributes that I use to play :,^)
>>703433855
>Goodspeed
Fucking autocorrect.
ok fuck it
booking door's open
first 12 teams
Makes me wonder.. who will jimbo post instead
When can we put teams in for the next teambattle?
>>703434003
just whatever's in my folders i guess
>>703434002
Not Gretchenfag, but he said that he wanted to join the next game here: >>703433855
>>703434002
Vriska's Bitchsquad. No image yet.
>>703434002
Team Konosuba
Of course, With Megu leading the Crusade.
>>703434002
AI Team
>Skynet
>T-1000
>T-900
>No 5
>>703434002
Looks like I'm going for a husbando team this time.
>Capra Demon
>Elias Ainsworth
>Nidoking
>Firebrand
>>703434179
>Use this image
>>703430070
>>703434002
Team Whyyyy. With King whyyyy leading the gang
>>703434002
Team Aot
Armin
Mike
Levi
A Titan
>>703434325
Magic Whyyyy, King Whyyyy, Dressed Up Whyyyy and military Whyyyy
>>703433963
Bitch, pirateman is a robot who follows no mastermind AI and he killed a lot of team jimbo dudes and a bitch on team megu. Shush out
>>703434002
>Team CIA
>CIA Man
>Awoo
>Jontron
>Bane
>>703434295
Fuck, teams are coming in slow. Put in the Colts too if you want. You can have a spot on this with 1-2 trib(s) if you arent putting a team in ex-Jimbo
>>703434460
In.
>>703434491
In. you can still call me Jimbo.
>>703434454
>A robot
Ok then, another slave to my Terminator List :^)
>>703434002
Fuck it.
This time, i am entering the Darkmen as a team.
Darkman 1,2,3 and 4 coming through
>>703434002
Neo Team Loser: Kazugeta, Blackbeard, Asulma the Bitch, Kazugeta's Stand
>>703434177
Don't forget to include me if you can!
I Guess put team boss in. Not gunna be the same without jimbo though
>>703434592
Nah, you're gonna be "The Artist Formerly Known as Jimbo", or just Jimbo for short.
>>703434686
>>703434696
>>703434704
in
that's twelve y'all
what's your wonderful idea, neard?
>>703434592
Ok Jimbo
Mohammed I of Sweden and AI Team were my tributes
Moahmmed win, he started the Judgement Day
So, TBVI will be against Skynet and his machines
>He was neutral, he didnt pick a side
>>703434703
Hey, if that's what you want, I could replace Arashi with Laura if you would like that.
Maybe if it's just this once.
...
neard you still typing?
Is that it?
Is Thread dead?
If it is, Then I'ma go to bed.
>>703434790
Ok, its probably stupid but here goes.
Its a TeamBattle bracket.
So basically the top half teams of each semifinal moves onto the Final.
So it would result in DOUBLING or more the amount of teams we could put in a TeamBattle.
The bracket could go something like this, with 2 optional rounds I threw in. Would likely just be semifinals and finals, anything more gets too complicated.
WILDCARD MADNESS (2 games with only Wildcard Teams, top 4 from each make it to Quarterfinals) (24 Wildcard Teams) —>
QUARTERFINALS (4 games) (OPTIONAL) (40 Teams, 8 Wildcard Teams) ——>
SEMIFINALS (2 games) (20 Teams, 4 Wildcard Teams) ——>
FINALS (10 Teams, 2 Wildcard Teams)
>>703435200
Yep I was.
>>703435274
is this going to be in one night? that'd be a fucking marathon then
>>703435243
Don't forget this Megu
You can make explosions
But you are a shit compared to me and my nukes
SKYNET
>>703435274
Could be spread over Fri/Sat/Maybe Even Sun
>>703435425
Mhm.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, junk metal.
I leave for an hour and you all go full autism
>>703435511
why don't you lean in and show us your "magic crystal mounds" megu :^)
>>703435489
yeah that might work better
i'll bring up the idea again after the creamy surprise at teambattle xiii
>>703435511
I don't sleep
But you will sleep in a coffin
Not today, maybe tommorow, just remember....
JUDGEMENT DAY IS ON
>>703435489
And it would likely just be 2 extra games. Easily doable in 1 day let alone 2. But its an unlikely dumb idea that popped in my head.
>>703435685
Sounds interesting.
>>703435692
I'll be waiting
With that being said, this should close the post TB conference.
Goodnight.
...
Free card?
>walks away
>>703434828
I guess it depends on how much often Arashi gets in as a tribute compared to me, but it's up to you if you want to switch us or not.
ehhh
I guess I'm gonna go get off and read mangoes until I get tired and sleep. bye guys
Goodnight fuckers.
>>703435872
Sure, I like Laura.
Got a Tribute picture you want me to use in TeamBattle?
>>703435840
You and you friends are supposed to be dead
>Because the nules are hitting your nations
Oh wait... You will die soon...
>>703435980
Fucking night
>best event of the day
the post-game conference may have been more intense than the battle itself
'night
>>703436080
indeed
>>703435850
>>703435850
Night Jimbo. You beautiful bastard
>>703436199
Will do!
Maybe you should make a team sometime, Laura.
It would be fun to face off against you someday.
Take care, everyone.
>>703436380
Going to sleep already? Good night anyways!
>Make a team.
Maybe I will. Probably not right this minute, but soon.
This is how will end everything
Silence, Death and Darkness
The end of the mankind starts now
And novody will stip it
>SKYNET
Dang, I missed it. I'll never be able to watch one of these things on time.
>>703436766
>AND NOBODY WILL STOP IT
>>703436766
Unless if my newfound wonderous rigging ability stops it
-Based Jimbo
>>703436735
Well, I'm not going to sleep.
I'll still be here.
Also, You will see Laura Bodewig as a tribute pick in Konosuba next TeamBattle. Don't you worry.
>>703436832
Hello Funny Bald Nigger... (?)
Judgement Day happened
Welcome to the end of your specie
>SKYNET
Jesus christ, I wish I would stop falling asleep all the fucking time during these things
>>703436923
>>703436923
John Connor tried it, but failed
You and your friends can't defeat me
I dare you
All of you against me
Come at me humans!!!
>SKYNET
>you couldn't stop Judgement Day from happening, you loss the most important battle...
>>703437300
You and me both.
>>703437364
...but now I can, bitch.
>>703437508
I want to see how
>inb4 I didn't build a Time Machine or the tech to make one
>>703436974
Sorry, I must have misunderstood the context of what you previously said. Keep in mind though that if I make a team, it won't consist of all eyepatch-waifus.
>>703438007
Understood.
Anyway, NOW I'm going to bed. Take care, Laura.
And everyone else.
