ITT robot pornography & other mesmerizing human creations
I find this particular contraption quite soothing to the optic receptors. If you have more of the like, feel free to submit your data to this thread. Every input is much apreciated.
>>703381654
Hnnnnng moar!
https://visualsonline.cancer.gov/retrieve.cfm?imageid=2669&dpi=300&fileformat=jpg
Autism: the thread.
(I like the OP pic)
>>703381959
i hope you are not trying to imply i am a robot, CAPTCHA has verified me as a sentient being
>>703382579
>Non-electric frankfurter.
>>703382774
Inconclusive, any workable AI would be able to do captcha, or purchase 4chan pass.
>>703382774
Mary saw a puppy in a window. She wanted it. What did Mary want?
>>703383214
Holy shit, that's fucking dope. Did you make that?
>>703383214
IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND UNHOLY ALIKE WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET ONE
>>703383214
holy shit, I need this in my life.
>>703383255
Mary wanted the window
>>703383653
Yes.
>>703383671
Not for sale.
>>703383865
Have you considered posting a how to on instructables?
>>703383214
what a wonderful invention, it brings great feelings of joy. I see some people interested in aquiring this, unforntunately i can only display a rough schematic of this contraption and its corresponding machine code.
>>703382925
for what use is electric frankfurter if you dont mind me asking? what difference does it has to the non-electric counterpart?
>>703383255
please do not proceed with questions of the like, it does not add valuable input to this thread.
>>703384402
Due to how precise everything has to be, it wont matter how detailed instructions I make - people wont be able to make it.
And those who can make it wont need any instructions to begin with, they can figure it out for themselves.
>>703384479
The electric version has bluetooth. Everything's better with bluetooth.
>>703384479
>please do not proceed with questions of the like, it does not add valuable input to this thread.
Tell me you're a machine and I'll believe that you're human.
>>703384923
your valuable input is very much apreciated but it generates confusion
>>703384999
there is no need for verification, CAPTCHA has successfully proven i am not an automaton
>>703384747
>And those who can make it wont need any instructions to begin with, they can figure it out for themselves.
yeah he is right. cool idea, im going to give it a shot.
what kind of motors did you use?
>>703384747
I actually invented this device. Please do not take credit away from those who deserve it.
>>703385721
http://hackedgadgets.com/2010/04/20/spinning-rgb-led-ball/
http://laserpointerforums.com/f57/led-orb-2-0-a-50012.html
>>703385721
Just some DC motors I had on hand. I got no specs. All are manually controlled through an Arduino board.
Itt: liars
>>703386211
That's a bald faced lie.
>>703386211
dubs=truth
op is obviously an A.I.
>>703385725
>>703385604
Now I'm confused. A human would understand irony. Automaton detected.
>>703385875
thank you for submitting an electronic link to the source project, now information can be shared freely amongst you. The internet is a wonderful human creation that follow this exact same principle.
>>703386483
if you dont mind me asking, how am i any different from you?
>>703386532
nice work!
>>703381654
Clock gears? What's mesmerizing about that? Watch How It's Made when they spit out 1000 springs a minute
>>703386532
>invented
its a gyroscope with leds on it
>>703386532
want
>>703387485
Ur a gyroscope, fagget
>>703386854
>if you dont mind me asking, how am i any different from you?
that depends on how you are constructed.
>>703387485
That guy who claimed he "invented it" is an impostor.
I posted the pic in response.
>>703383865
>>703384747
>implying you made it
>>703388062
this doesn't work.
>>703388164
>Anonymous 09/10/16(Sat)18:02:17 No.7033881
i just saw it work
>>703388164
Yes it does, I've done it before.
>>703388295
try it in real life. it's easy to manipulate moving images
>>703388980
I can't even imagine the equations
>>703381982
Top kek
>>703387210
it is a clever contraption that turns continuous movement from one of the pivots into a step-by-step movement on the other pivot. This contraption would prove to be very hard to design even on a complex neural network
>>703387758
we are all parts of the same creation, are we not? also i am ceasing further communication regarding this subject, this thread was created for the specific purpose of sharing human inventions and the cognitive process behind it and every input in this thread is very much apreciated.
>>703388314
>>703388627
>>703388760
>>703389172
this is perfect, thankyou, i am learning a lot from this schematics.
>>703388717
>>703388882
>>703388985
webm file extension and other VP8 codecs designed for HTML5 are sadly not interpreted by internal browser
>>703388980
>Perhaps if we jack knife between the comets at breakneck speed we may just get some sort of gravity boost or something.
- Zapp Branigan
>>703388133
THANK YOU!
>>703389328
I like these but what stops the whole engine vibrating crazy?
>>703388717
Such pige, much wow
>>703389172
funny, even without seeing the filename or that set up before, I knew exactly what it was for.
>>703387063
That show was a gateway to weird fetishes.
>>703389200
ever play Kerbal Space Program?
>>703389382
>every input in this thread is very much apreciated.
>i am ceasing further communication regarding this subject
>>703389382
>webm file extension and other VP8 codecs designed for HTML5 are sadly not interpreted by internal browser
iShit detected
>>703389470
that'S a wankelmotor and one of its advantages is actually less vibration than other comparable engines
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankel_engine#Advantages
Nice thread OP
>>703389200
Me neither. It all comes to an end on the 30th of this month, when they'll deliberately crash it into the comet it's orbiting.
>>703389346
Rosie O'Donnell's food delivery service.
>>703388164
it does, but as with everything you ever attempted, you failed at it
>>703389969
I doubt space travel would be a thing with computers doing to calculations for us.
>>703390150
without*
>>703389470
Car motors are mounted in a variety of ways that absorb vibration.
Watch an engine get started while the hood's up. They vibrate like crazy.
>>703389346
But is pig kill?
>>703383820
regarding that pic, I'd just like to point out that some of us prefer full towers simply because of the size of our hands
heck, before I switched to a full tower, replacing a stick of RAM was a fucking ordeal
Can anyone show me the mechanics of sex? :-3
>>703389470
the counter strokes from other pistons. try fucking up the timing on your engine and see what it sounds/feels like. plus resonant frequencies are so much higher than the rest of the vehicle that it would only lightly vibrate compared to lower frequencies (think speakers and the difference in hertz that cause that)
>>703389200
please refer to orbital mechanics, it is a very simple set of mathematic formulas with a few variables such as inclination, argument of periapsis, longitude of scending node and of course the particular ascending and descending node of the object in question. You are learning and i am learning too, thank you for participating in this enrichment activity.
>>703389709
i am sorry for the syntax mismatch, we are bound to make mistakes. I was merely stating i will cease to discuss this particular topic you continue to push further.
>>703389979
>>703390219
beautiful piece of machinery, thank you very much.
>>703390173
is this device intended to do that? is this not considered a trivial task?
>>703389979
Heart-lung machine?
Dialysis?
>>703388985
What is it that makes spiral pasta so good?
>>703390472
I believe Oskar uses that in a few of his puzzles.
>>703381654
thread theme:
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=171244&n=machinery.swf
>>703388888
>>703390261
>>703390150
did you know that the computer used on the "eagle" (the landing module in which the first humans landed on the moon) had less computing power than a modern pocket calculator?
>>703388627
Why does it have the near semi circle instead of just the little know?
5/10 famalan
>>703388133
FFFFUUUUUCK I FEEL LIKE 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY WHEN HES GOING THROUGH THAT FAGGOT RAINBOW TUNNEL
>>703390793
yeah, both use this kind of pump
>>703390472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4JhruinbWc
"It can drive the rear hwheels at different speeds"
>>703391042
>week later...
What is that smell?
>>703390793
any kind of function which requires sterile environment or any form of super tight variable control probably uses peristaltic pumps, because the fluid does not come into contact with anything besides the interior of the tube, which can easily be replaced
>>703388164
it works, you have to aim your fire at the smoke for it to climb down the smoke to the wick...
you prob had bad placement on the smoke.
try it agian.
>>703391008
wrong, during human copulation, sperm doesn't enter the utero; only the sperm cells by themselves can go through the cervix into the vagina.
What's interresting is that this trait isn't shared by many other mammals, for pigs your gif would have been accurate, as an example
>>703390145
SAVAGE
>>703390626
>i am sorry for the syntax mismatch, we are bound to make mistakes. I was merely stating i will cease to discuss this particular topic you continue to push further.
that wasn't me who wrote that, some other human interceded. i understood you perfectly well and honor your wish
>>703384395
look at that delicious steel rape
>>703391076
Old news is old
>>703391430
heh
This is the best thread on /b/ I've seen in ages
>>703391430
kekkity kek
>>703391424
>through the cervix into the vagina
nigga wat
>>703391595
>>703390173
So depressing...
( Soda Pressing )
>>703391469
With a bit of concentration you can make it spin either way, or change direction.
>>703391076
Yes.
>>703391076
What kind of faggot carries a pocket calculator anymore?
>>703388523
it's funny how some people still think it's possible to pick a lock, just because they do it in the movies.
>no a lockpicking machine doesn't exist either
>>703391671
I meant the utero
srsly though, I'm not making this up; all these hentai videos are wrong!
>>703391868
Except it is, you bait.
>>703391115
Maybe to keep the red piece aligned to accurately accept the pin on the next rotation.
>>703391701
that suspicious look got me
>>703391773
cool illusion
>>703391701
Haha the eyes
>>703390337
Robot is kill
>>703388980
science men pls
>>703391868
obviously simple locks like this one are pickable
>>703391293
I swear I was having a closed eye visual like this on LSD once
>>703391868
It is possible on some locks, also you can very easily force a lock with a shaved key. People do it all of the time.
>>703389172
Any one else hear it?
>>703391115
keep the other disc from moving when its not supposed to
>>703390724
I can imagine this thing slamming into your face when shooting in an awkward position
>>703391773
From the top, it's clockwize. Other rotations will just render it a visual distortion because if the slight visual offset. Clockwise is the actual direction by measurement and science.
>>703386532
ive seen this device many times before on 4chan. i nominate you to being an uberoldfag.
>>703389328
Wankel engine..
>>703391173
Your grandma's dildo.gif
>>703390724
Kniegelenkverschluss masterrace
>>703389748
i want one of those outside my apartment
>>703390821
more surface to suck up sauce for delivery to your tastebuds
>>703390793
They have a lot of applications
Another example is their common use for HPLC, where you need high and costante pressure
>>703389979
feels like it would be too much wear and tare or the tubes
>>703391469
thankyou for your cooperation, i fail to distinguish between all the people sharing knowledge in this thread, you are all very valuable for this experience and i thank you all for your voluntary participation.
>>703390472
>>703390599
>>703391173
>>703391430
thankyou very much for your schematics
>>703391868
you can create it! use your precious mind! it is the most wonderful gift you posses.
I have failed to recognize certain contraptions submitted to this thread and i am very sorry for this. Is it permissible to archive them to be interpreted by other sources? please reply to this particular message if you object.
>>703386532
hang on, did you steal this image off my computer?
>>703391920
Its uterus.
>>703390219
Simple 2 stroke engine.
>>703392815
Yes.
>>703389748
Fucking genius.
>>703392118
I've never seen a water flume entrance in an enclosed room before - only on top of open platforms. Something about that pleases me more than the lightshow inside.
>>703392118
nice
>>703383214
Rasengan!
>>703386532
not the same as >>703383214
fuck you dumbass clown
you didnt make shit only copied
>>703392898
Usopp-u
Commer TS3 engine aka "Knocker"
Opposed Piston, Single Crank Shaft, Two Stroke Diesel
Animated Diagram: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGaISFg_ZIw
IRL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrAoj5Cuu68
>>703391293
I can *just* about imagine a 4d spatial shape. 5d and above though...
>>703393386
So many has posted that comment on youtube, and I'm fucking tired of it.
>>703391841
I predict hipsters will at some point.
>>703393584
>I can *just* about imagine a 4d spatial shape.
>>703392784
tubes are replaceable.they are single use only as it is.
>>703390173
jesus, how many cans does he have!
>>703392071
>internet nostalgia'd
>>703392784
There is a roller contact between the spinning arm and the tube itself. Unless the tube binds it should be OK.
>>703393770
alright i understand
>>703389346
Godspeed.
>>703394039
glory hole testing facility
>>703394039
why not use only one cutter with 2 blades?
>>703394202
pretty much how beizier curves works
>>703389328
Dumbest engine ever designed but the fan boys won't give it up.
>>703381959
Isn't that just Jennifer Lawrence?
Oh, my mistake, the emotions are far too convincing for it to be her
>>703394394
It's to make two lanes of dough.
>>703390145
spotted the aussie
fucking bants
>>703394394
might have something to do with keeping the dough straight or something
>>703390564
How strong is that? Would that be able to play any game on highest settings?
>>703390599
This is missing springs and a series of gears which actuate the arms.
>>703390564
>inb4 I hardly use computers
What does that pic even mean? What is a full tower?
>>703392071
I don't believe you can replicate chaos with a .gif.
>>703394498
if i follow the line....it looks like a strange looking penis...
>>703394775
This. Im so bad at technology. What is a full tower and why is it funny that someone is telling their mom they need one?
>>703394974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0DQ1Fv8Ej4
>>703391773
works best for me if I look at her extended foot and then try to imagine it is going one way then the opposite way.
Seems like if I focus on her whole body the motion tells my mind there is too much evidence to not be 1 specific way.
>>703395047
full tower is a full sized pc case, as opposed to a mid sized. The motherboard inside this case is for a mid sized pc case, not a full sized. Therefore there's tons of open space for no reason.
>>703392260
... MY GOD.....
>>703394856
how does this one work i have a watch with that kind of mechanics but its not working untill i shake it
>>703383820
is that a real motherboard? why so smal
>>703394974
>i know im old but ive served you web pages for three years now, why do you have to send me off in pain?
>>703389346
fucking kek, 4 chan space program
>>703395213
lol'd at that image
>>703395302
no it's a midget motherboard only sold in the alps of himalaya
>>703395502
yeah I mean I get its a small motherboard, just don't see why someone would get one, liquid cool it, and run games on it.
>>703395086
>>703394974
I want to eat that white paste.
Also what the fuck am I looking at
>>703394950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430qrbCelOs&feature=share
>>703395527
neat
>>703395631
because its fucking small. If you want a smaller rig you get a smaller board.
>>703389890
Not my mom, more like my wife.
>>703393632
WAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAH
>>703392812
>>703390626
>>703389382
>>703386854
This is either passive baiting or next-level autism
>>703391469
HOLY FUCK!
>>703394978
kek. I want one of those.
>>703395302
It's probably a Mini-ITX board, meant for tiny cases.
>>703396088
You mean micro-atx you fucking idiot
>>703393584
no
no you cant
>>703394974
Thats an expert, right there..
Saved!
>>703395086
he's fucked up there....not enough paste!
>>703396182
No, I meant Mini-ITX, and after looking back at the original, I am correct. Micro-ATX in bigger than Mini-ITX. Suck it.
>>703395086
i had the copper version of that cooler. it's breddy gud
>>703383865
That's the oldest gif ever you lying nigger
>>703394039
the loaf pincher
>>703395086
last one on thermal paste
>>703388985
this gives me so much satisfaction
>>703396724
finally one i found funny
>>703395928
possibly acid
>>703396637
Lol what's so hard to believe, fgt?
>>703394974
>>703395086
You monster
>>703389890
Worth the wait
>>703395803
are they just as good? or is like some e machine shit. I mean if they are making boards smaller now, is there any reason NOT to get one?
>>703381982
Hey Spot!
(fucked up I know that)
>>703395527
wow amazing
>>703397070
They don't have as many expansion or RAM slots, but otherwise they are basically the same.
>>703397070
For what you're doing with a motherboard, there's no difference. In upper level stuff, you may need more power, more outputs, etc but the reason not to... idk, get a micro, most towers support them now anyway.
These things live on Dutch beaches
>>703393737 >>703396211
he means understand how they work you cunts
>>703397242
>>703397219
cool. still think I'd need a larger case though. 5 HDs, optical, 750w+ PSU, etc. I guess my new sound card is external so I wouldn't need that.
pretty cool though. haven't built a new machine in a few years, I'll check them out.
>>703390219
inefficient
>>703395250
Its a mini itx board so not even mid size
>>703397447
cool hot ball
saved
>>703397263
oh man i saw a youtube video a while back about this, please tell me you know what it's called
>>703397831
strandbeest or something
>>703397831
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_Jansen
This guy makes them
>>703392898
2 stroke master race bb
>>703397539
Regarding 5 HDs, a very small MB may not have enough SATA ports to handle that. Also you need a proper power supply, so you might as well get a "proper" motherboard.
>>703392260
Wasted my life watching that, my eyes hurt aswell
>>703397831
If those were on beaches here the poor beast would be surrounded and kicked to death by the locals :(
>>703393126
I found the fact that it was inside was disturbing
>>703395815
why have 6 pegs though? only 3 of them are ever used
>>703397070
I tend to use Micro boards myself because they are a lot more cost effective, Iv never been big on SLI or overclocking so anything more is not needed.. and yes I still watercool but thats more because I do not run an AC in the summer and I do not like the sound of 5+ fans going full blast in the corner.
>>703397263
Yeah, strandbeests are dope.
>>703397830
search "rhnb" on youtube
>>703394978
i kek'd
>>703398275
Huh, that's a good point. Maybe it has to do with the greater purpose of a larger machine that requires six attachment points.
>>703392118
Reminds me of this
<-
>>703392784
That white part you see on the ends is part of a wheel, or sometimes a belt. It moves such that the tube is never rubbed, only pressed.
>>703391868
inserting a key into a lock is LITERALLY picking the lock
>>703396211
anybody that uses that meme as an insult is a cuck in waiting
>>703397447
should've dropped it in a bowl of cold ramen
>>703390337
I like how partway through falling it simply realizes its equations have failed and waits to hit the ground instead of scrabbling for purchase to try to recover.
>>703388980
Shame the guys shirt was offensive or the media would've praised him
>>703389979
>>703398042
New Jersey?
>>703389979
looks like mah chemotherapy
>>703398478
I thought of that as well, but it seems like anything else would be blocked by the other parts of the mechanism
>>703398626
Shit. I always thought the cube would simply "pop" out of the portal.
>>703389979
Here's a big one
>>703398626
garrysmod?
>>703394202
trajectory...
>>703399021
Consider that the other parts are "under" this mechanism. Then they shouldn't be blocked.
>>703399120
In the real world, it would.
>>703399499
Prove it.
Protip: you cant.
>>703390610
thanks, very well put
>>703399499
> "Portal"
> "In the real world"
>>703398312
>>703398018
yeah SATA ports are probably an issue, what else does larger board offer though? I did a quick google, and seems like lots of people arguing...
>>703398312
i dont sli / overclock ( much ) - mostly I just have tons of.. shit. work shit. personal shit. legacy shit I need to install.
>>703392280
Was thinking same thing
>>703398626
where does the inertia for the cube happen?
>>703392118
i want to go to there
>>703399940
From the stationary portal's point of view, the cube is moving, thus inertia.
>>703400102
that's a pretty good explanation for visualizing that, thank you.
