Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Everyone has a little bit of Chen in him, eh?
Calamity-masu'd
Wew lad
>>703327371
>still not a weeaboo.
You are.And mif you say No I'm not Thats just denial.Thats sad.Do something better in your free time .Is tlaking to other weebs the best thing you do?
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>703327024
Yeah, all's good. Still got a weeks break left. Waiting for my timetable so I can tell if I need to fix my sleep pattern, but I'm hoping for night classes again. I may only have to go in twice a week!
>>703327371
That's good to hear, man.
>>703327688
I have a girlfriend and a big house and five cars.
>>703327688
Upotte is the only anime I watch.
Its not the best but I enjoy it
>>703327754
Welcome back, Master. I'm bad at sleeping.
>>703327765
>I have a girlfriend and a big house and five cars.
I never thought ppl would tell lies on the internet?
>>703327812
Why are you trying to hide that you are an weeb so hard?Is it that hard to accept?
Its too cold
For you here
Now hold both my hands in
The holes of my sweater
>>703327908
Syndra, make him go to sleep
>>703327957
>will no girl ever say to you other then your imagined waifu
>>703327943
Hey man it's not a lie I'm just very successful and cool and smart and funny
>>703328053
>very successful and cool and smart and funny
Thinking that you are a person in an anime dosent count.
>>703328099
Welcome back explorer
>>703328037
What?
Those are lyrics to a song
>>703328182
lmao
>>703328182
Nah dude it's all 100% true check my facebook page
>>703327765
>not having multiple arranged marriage wives like every young mudslime man should
>>703328207
Oh yeah, how did things turn out with your qt koume?
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>703327908
Did you even try?
>>703328099
Hello Ginko.
>>703327957
Gladly~
>>703328300
I have wives, but also a girlfriend.
>>703328223
jerk!
ran is cuter!
>>703328309
....Yes. A little.
>>703327957
I hate to leave you now
But I really don't know how
I could stay here
And look at you tomorrow
All I ever did was try
But it's time to say goodbye
And I promise
I won't be here tomorrow
>>703327943
But I'm no weeb, I have a job, a life and friends.
>>703328415
No, she isn't.
I prefer Chen.
>>703327628
>BF: Can summon 4 times from the new (Apprentices of War) summon gate.
Should I do it?
>>703327908
I demand that you sleep!
>>703328207
>Those are lyrics to a song
Na dann!
>>703328258
>check my facebook page
Link me!
I dont even have Facebook anymore But i guess your name is something like
Kawaii Master
Cutie Karen
Karen Kawaii
Katana Karen
If its one of those I would be happy
>>703328478
>But I'm no weeb, I have a job, a life and friends.
>Weed is no drug
Its just denial
>>703328099
Oh, hey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka7nMhAai0U
>>703328630
It's called Kawaii Karen Master Waifu 4 Life 2016, search it up!
>>703328514
tbh Ran is 100% cuter!
she had fluffy tales. she's better at getting pomf. watch, it doesn't feel as good when you pomf the chen
>pomfpomf
see? told you
>>703328614
Who are you to boss me around!?
>>703328614
It's the resummon gate or the actual gate?
>either one is okay, but units are a bitch to raise
>>703328752
You like being bossed around, don't deny it!
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>703328426
Then try again.
Im probuably going to try sleeping more after i finish drinking my tea.
>>703328514
Wololo
>>703328717
>Kawaii Karen Master Waifu 4 Life 2016
I dont want to talk to you anymore
Im gone
>>703328902
white weeb trash!
>>703328902
30
>>703328191
Thank you, Rory.
Have you been well?
>>703328309
Hey Syndra, how's life?
>>703328679
That's some good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vOrir06P3g
>>703328956
Please talk to me I was just lying I don't have any friends irl or here everyone just ignores me.
You are my only friend, don't leave me.
>>703328902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI
Age of empire was the shit.
>>703328979
Young Bae is pretty nice. Listened to a playlist and I've found it there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zprCVgMKXT0
>>703329109
Your my only friend
>you can guess who
>>703329109
>You are my only friend, don't leave me.
Why do you keep lying?
>>703329199
Okay we get that you can't shitpost. But shitty music as well? Wait, you're shitposting, right?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-oCPAO3bp4Q
>>703329209
>
>>703329336
Dude what the hell I'm not lying? I just want a friend, will you be my friend?
>>703329343
Music is subjective, I found it pretty normal that the taste might differ from human to human. Either way, I don't really listen to a single genre either so I enjoy what I do enjoy.
>>703329336
someone's mad that Ran is cuter
>>703329199
I have a feeling that I've heard that before but I can't for the life of me remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyP4nVAA8gE
![Syndra [132].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LVQ646T.jpg "Syndra [132].jpg")
>>703328979
Could be better. Sick again, but atleast its just a cold.
How are you?
>>703329484
I could be more than a friend.
>>703329572
So. What did you think of Splendor & Misery?
>>703329484
>I just want a friend, will you be my friend?
aw of course :^)
>>703329572
Whos ran im no weeb and dont know any other weebie then chen and dokuro
>Music is subjective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtHwka0fAXM
No it isnt
>>703329680
You are.
>>703329572
So you enjoy listening to shit?
Wew, never thought I'd see the day. Do you have a scat fetish or something?
>>703329680
A B S O L U T E L Y
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>>703328834
Actual.
>Forgeting about bonus Elgifs.
I'm still a bit indecisive about if I should summon anything regardless of gate.
>>703328752
>Naps are always a good idea.
You need sleep. That's all I have to say.
>>703329109
>Chen being your only friend.
Literaly everyone else on here is your friend, you know.
>best fox claim
>>703329735
Thank you so much. I'm gonna go tell my mom.
What should we do now? Do you like video games? I like to watch anime in my bed all day since I don't have a job or school.
>>703329808
Shhhhh
>>703328834
>>703328752
>>703329109
>getting replied to by such a heretic
Wew feels shameful doesnt it?
>>703329892
ran!
>>703329808
Use them how you need to. If you need some more buffer units or anything, summon from the gate that specifies it. Whatever you needed may have already passed so that's a shame. And the Elgif you get is usually garbage.
>>703329199
>wololo
https://youtu.be/-IgAVQdHJQ4
>>703328979
Been well enough. Yourself?
>>703329921
Explosion?
Going to sleep. Good night all.
>>703328899
Alright alright.
>>703328893
By certain people maybe.
>>703329808
Naps are nice. I'm just going to sleep though.
>>703329921
It might. Why are you replying to me anyways?
>>703329908
Ohh your roleplaying a weeboo that makes you even more cringey! I hate you even more now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kpV9PPRtyI
>>703327659
trips for the steal
>>703329619
My only guess is that you've listened to this album, where you find the song sampled.
https://tomppabeats.bandcamp.com/track/youre-cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya3yxTbkh5s
Good share, I really love the vibe that the acoustic guitar gives. Fits really well.
Here, have another song.
>>703329680
Um, no.
Clipping? Never heard of them.
>>703330015
I miss playing it. I might install it again.
>>703330148
Sleep well.
>>703330195
Jerk
>>703330268
Kerj weeb
>>703327558
Urabe is the best waifu, end thread
>>703330195
Y-You hate me..? But I thought we were friends..?
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>703330148
Goodnight.
>>703330323
beew jerk
>>703330361
>Y-You
stop writing like this you just prove my point that every weeb is an unsociable person
>>703329921
Why do you have to be such a bully? :(
>>703329908
Why can't I be your friend? :(
>>703329994
Yeah, I might need to wait and think it over.
>>703330148
Then sleep.
>>703329770
I've been listening to noise and field recordings since I was 3.
>>703330268
>>703330431
That's not me. though.
>>703330408
>>703329970
Hello Tsumugi
>>703330195
>>703330219
>>703330268
>>703330323
What's even going on with these?
>>703330459
W-w-why are you doing this? I just wanted to watch anime with you...
>>703330565
Just another Chen claimer.
>>703330565
Chen calling himself a jerk. Obviously you little shit
>>703330565
I'm posting his shit because id ont have anything else besides 200+ pictures of eliza.But then i get
>posting real life girl
thats sad
>>703330609
We can watch Higurashi when they cry. The second thing that came out...wanted to watch that :^)
Chenposting time, I guess.
>>703330565
>pomfpomf
>>703330763
Chen is an idea.
>>703330463
I mean I don't summon anymore
>or try not to
Because everyone I have is good or will get better with their evolutions
>>703330880
Oh, you're stealing Rory's pictures now?
Shame.
We all have a little Chen in us.
>>703330880
Chen is an attentionwhore*
FIFY
>>703330963
>stealing pictures
This is not your regular elitism.
This is ADVANCED elitism
Oh, dear mother, I love you
I'm sorry, I wasn't good enough
Dear father, forgive me
'Cause in your eyes, I just never added up
In my heart I know I failed you, but you left me here alone
>>703329630
Sick again, huh? You seem pretty ill-fated.
I'm good, just taking my time and relaxing today.
>>703330015
Yeah I've been well. I dread the coming week(s) though, seems like weather's going to be getting hotter again over here.
>>703330219
Oh yeah, tomppabeats is definitely where I've heard it before.
The Ōkami OST is pretty good. Afraid I don't know of any similar music other than the Naruto OST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlMKKJLhd44
>>703330754
>Higurashi when they cry
i hate that english title.
Also deen
>>703331072
Some kind of nature
Comes from one within us
Dear Lord, forgive
They're gonna come and find us
All we are is dusy
>>703331067
an attentionwhore, a hypocrite, a cunt.*
That's pretty much the titles this thread loves to give me.
How many Chen posters are there right now?
>>703330818
nope
>>703331174
I dont remember the jap title
>>703331250
I mena i can turn into an eliza-jerk poster :^)
>>703331196
Yeah war is the answer
Like I told you before
You're a coward
With no power
Just a stain on the floor
If you're a man
Be a man
Stop running your lips
Round three
No mercy
It's the way of the fist
I don't wanna believe I'm empty
And I don't want to admit I'm wrong
I don't wanna regret who I've become
(Where I belong)
I'm an American
Capitalist
American
Capitalist
>>703331250
fox not in heat any more?
or is it because of a Chen?
>>703331138
Yeah, I was sure that was it. Listened to it a while ago and I don't think there was somewhere else you could've hear it.
Beautiful song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJumyjtvT7c
>>703331302
Or you could get an actual waifu
>>703331403
Why would it be because of a Chen?
And i was never in heat
>>703331666
Nice get satan
>>703331067
Elitists promote picture sharing. That's one of the points or this thread, or should be.
>>703331666
you were letting me pomf you and posting lewds
but now i can't pomf the foxy fox
I look around and all I see is evil
Walking dead disguised as real people
It's kill or be killed 'cause life is not forever
It comes apart and then it falls together
I am what you made me
'Til death do I part
It's the world I've grown to know
Unforgiving and so cold
Take it away
Take it away
I don't want it
It's a life I'm forced to live
I've got nothing more to give
Take it away
Take it away
I don't want it anymore
https://youtu.be/ob3M9xe5AHQ
>>703331666
>ran senpai with satanic trips
>
>>703331666
>Thats not a waifu
>i want to turn weeb
>>703331957
That girl is cute
Aaaand time to pull stupidity. Someone tell me how dumb staying up for 44 hours straight is, after only getting 8 hours of sleep total for the last 3 days combined.
>>703332027
Not that dumb.
>>703332022
she sure is
>>703332027
Cutie need to sleep?
And I can help that~
>>703331666
>>703331302
>>703331114
>>703331067
>>703330880
>>703330754
>>703330677
>>703330565
>>703331853
No pomf for the rood one
>>703331957
At least she covered her face
>>703332027
You'll soon regret that decision
Hate your goddamn, motherfucking, shitty ass band
Hate the way you've got my back while you're holding out your hand
Hate the way you pussies talk shit, hiding on the web
Just the fact you think you know me makes me fucked up in the head
Hate your nails, hate your hair, hate the fact I even care
Hate the way you said you loved me but you fucking weren't there
Hate your friends, hate your folks, it's a stupid fuckin' hoax
Hate the way I tried to change when the whole thing was a joke
I... hate... you...
That's an understatement
I.Hate.You
FOR WHO YOU ARE
>>703331957
That guy/girl looks dumb af
>>703331477
That's an interesting song, I quite like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg8-AbXqv4M
>>703332294
Fridge drone is the only genre I listen to.
>>703332268
i'm not rood! just playfully teasing!
>>703332099
I doubt that.
>>703332150
Kinda, but yay for circumstances. Maybe I'll get a nap in if I'm lucky.
>>703332268
I'm regretting it already.
>>703332474
Regret nothing, fuck the system.
>>703332474
Too tired to call me a cute?
Hehehe...
You're such a cute!
I've been thrown down run around
Beaten 'til I hit the ground
Telling you right now that it's over
There's no room for mistakes
All the parts are in place
Say what you will but say it to my face
Better back the fuck up
Better shut the fuck up
I'll do what I want and I'll never give up
>>703332377
>Fridge drone
I've no idea what that is, sorry.
>>703332410
Rood Moog
>>703332474
Sleep deprivation will only get worse
>>703332279
>That guy/girl looks dumb af
^becuase unreal girl look better :^)
>>703332664
I'm referencing a funy mem xdddd
>>703331818
Who planted such elitist ideals into your head?
Was it Shiki?
Some say they have the answers,
Some say they know the truth,
Some people live in question,
Some people have no clue.
If there was no tomorrow,
If there was just today
Would you make different choices
Or would you stay the same?
I don't claim to have the reasons!
All I know is
If the world stops spinning tomorrow
I'd never shed a tear!
I'd rather be anywhere, anywhere, anywhere but here!
>>703332706
Yeah, I'd say Galil does in fact look better than her
>>703332294
Hah, what's with the cat on the planet?
Pretty wierd video, seems like it would be the representation of population the planets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxJpkiyIHf4
>>703332819
Maybe.
>>703332528
I did that once before. 120 hours awake. Let's not get to that point again.
>>703332568
You always a cute, it need not be said for it is written into the laws of existence.
>I am not cute though.
>>703332701
I guess I'm lucky that my body's been well conditioned to run on little to no sleep if it needs to.
>>703332852
in fact you weill never have a chance to do anything with a waifu
>>703332701
>post cute picture of Ran
>can't pomf.
you're the rood one!
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
>>703332993
I wish I had my Knk folder on this externa.
Also thanks. I've been getting lucky lately
http://cheesespin.net/media/relationship-goals-1
haha
>>703333322
>>703332732
Oh, alright.
>>703332881
Yeah, I don't really understand the video either.
Not sure if I like that one, not really my thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqPawvEXy98
>>703333282
Congratulations on that realisation.
>>703333028
I'm the same way, tbh
I'm good with like 4 hours of sleep
>>703333114
Ok, fine
Just a little pomf
>>703333052
But I will get to do stuff with her, we will go shooting, hunting, I'll dress her up and get her nice accessories and she will sit with me while I shitpost here.
And you will never do anything with that girl
>>703333322
>YFW 11 off of
>>703333333
>>703333730
>big pomf
Claimed
Watching The Big Bang Theory
>>703333811
>This is exactly what i didn't want.jpg
Good morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_toHjogc_s
>>703333730
I don't think i ever got more than 4 hours a night throughout all of high school. Now I'll generally sleep till I feel like getting up, it gets too hot, or I get woken up with stuff to do.
>>703333874
FreedomGun!
>>703333874
Please don't tell me you actually enjoy that show
>>703333733
>I'll dress her up and get her nice accessories and she will sit with me while I shitpost here.
thats jsut in your mind buddy!
and for the girl on the pics im just saying it for all girls . I will hold a girl in my arms one day.Besides you seem to be delusional bud,YOu wont go shooting with her. YOu will stay patheic
>>703333475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmJwraC4p5A
>>703333899
>This is exactly what i want.png
just let it happen~
>pomfpomf
>>703333938
morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WUAN_2Zh4U
>>703334029
How you gonna have a conversation with someone if you can't use correct punctuation or spelling?
>>703333874
>Worst rifle
>Worst show
It's a perfect match
>>703334029
>Just in my mind
What?If I have a Galil I can get it accessories, sit next to it, go hunting with it and go shooting with it. Also,
>I will hold a girl in my arms one day
Kek, stay mad "nice guy" always remember to tip your waitress and your fedora.
>>703334159
(YOu)
>tfw you're too tired to even play games anymore
Just gonna hang here and talk to you guys
How is everyone doing?
>>703334348
Tsun Yun!How's it going tovarish!
>>703334029
>I will hold a girl in my arms one day
Pretty gay
Made myself scrambled eggs and toast
Gonna go to sleep after i take my nephew to the baby sitter's
>>703334029
Faggot.
>>703334348
Decent I suppose. Trying to plan out how my day's gunna go and where I can fit a nap in.
>>703334454
Have fun Kitten.
>>703334348
I am well enough, just waiting a little bit until a football game starts. Also tired.
>>703334158
That song's okay.
How are you today?
>>703334292
Heres your (You)
