Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703291002
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Mugi is a slutty coal shiner.
Going to play some games. Semi-AFK.
Claimed
>>703296332
Tomoki is a nigger
sorry late reply akame how is csgo
>>703296170
I mean, you're not drunk enough that you can't type properly. So I can't say it's too bad. But we gotta work on finding you a better hobby.
>>703296420
Tomoki is Tomoko's otouto.
Nice try.
still here
and
>>703295503
it was good. i liked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JeShwf7-94
*Insert clever way to claim Blair*
>>703295930
Brah, that's way too far for my tastes.
>>703295970
Well I don't know either!
>best fox
>>703296519
it was a typo, sorry
tomoko is even more of a coalshiner
>>703296583
>pregs the fox
Miho claimed
>>703296372
>hugs
>>703296583
you know i was thinking the whole time it was a cat. i'm kinda slow don't hate me
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>703296067
No.
>>703296090
Im too dead to play anything right now. Maybe some other time.
>>703296372
Have fun.
>>703296439
Im looking forward to a nice drink when I get home.
Claimu
>>703296711
>
>>703296755
I'll try. You know how multiplayer can be sometimes though.
>>703296689
Naaaah.
It's kinda funny, her big doujin are vanilla, scat (Fucking Radiohead), and futa. FUCKING RADIOHEAD.
No coal shining ghetto whore status like Mugi.
Allright you goddamn sexy beasts stop everything you were previously doing and watch this magnificent video.
You will not regret it.
If you have a sense of humor.
>>703296243
Hey everyone just posting my waifu
Time to insult everyone else's wafu as per the rules
I'm about 6 shots in, hit the gym today, so I'm about as close to passing out as I can get.
>>703296332
>>703296519
>>703296521
You waifu is a self hating introvert that wants everything she cant stand to be around and therefore will never be happy.
>>703296431
Your waifu is only happy when she is inflicting misery and suffering upon others
No other observations needed. Thats not a dominatrix, thats a sadist and a parasite
>>703296420
cute blob
>>703296554
I have no insults, Blaire is a fantasti waifu
>>703296583
cute blob
>>703296755
Sounds like fun, I'd definitely be up for a few games some other time.
>>703296934
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bhN0a09qwfg
>>703296926
>futa
W H Y
>>703296951
Straight up bitch vunt with nigger lips.
>>703296934
>>703297027
Newfag, but whatev.
>>703296922
Checked, also your waifu hates humans and thinks they are beneath her
She deserves to be put into a shredding machine
goodnight~
>>703296431
Didn't play much, I'm really tired. I'm gonna go sleep goodnight
>>703296755
>Soft
>>703296925
>Hugs
>Billies your master
>>703296689
nope
>>703296729
How?
How does that happen?
>>703296951
Thanks, ants need waifus too, you know
>>703297091
>Straight up bitch vunt
Hard doesn't mean bitchy
>nigger lips.
wat
>>703297143
Good night!
lmao what
>>703296243
Claiming
>>703296951
i like her and thats what matters
>>703296711
I still have your pantsu~
>>703296926
>lol look at me i claim a disgusting dirty slut named tomoko and i call other waifus shit because i project more than the local AMC
>>703296951
Major Armstrong best FMA
>>703297218
why?
can you pregg me?
>>703297223
Nah, she's a bitch.
And she had the lips of a nigger.
Your fan art there doesn't show, but you couldn't give her a fat lip if you tried.
>>703296951
everything you said about her is true wich makes her hotter except the parasite part she just likes having fun and I wuv her
>>703297143
good night buddy
Claiming the best waifu that is both incredibly low maintenance and will march humanity into a new era of SCIENCE
>>703297342
Your waifu is also a thief and extremely stupid.
>plays keyboard
Fucking. Lol.
fremy speedraw claimed
>>703297325
Claim
>>703297218
Don't judge me.
>>703297342
Its breezy.
>>703297027
>>703297107
I have no idea wtf I just watch but oh my god I can't stop laughing.
>>703297123
They are beneath her though, and that's a little too much, though it wouldn't work.
>>703297505
Singles checked>>703297522
>>703297629
Claiming these waifus
>>703297334
>i like her and thats what matters
But she would hate you, search your feelings, it doesn't matter who you are. She would always be dissatisfied with everything and anyone, and if she ever did find someone she was truly attracted to, she would justify some way that they were terrible people and hate them
your waifu has a mental illness.
>>703297218
>Thanks, ants need waifus too, you know
I don't follow...
>>703297342
>Major Armstrong best FMA
Danka
>>703297362
>Your fan art there doesn't show, but you couldn't give her a fat lip if you tried.
Pretty sure the artist was trying to draw her with a pout
>>703297368
>she just likes having fun
So much spite and mean spirited cruelty for my taste, godspeed anon. If there is a waifu afterlife, I hope you know what you are getting into
>>703297123
Your waifu doesnt have the shinies that had been passed down through the Armstrongs for GENERATIONS.
>>703297557
humans are beneath both are waifus nui
>>703297733
Double doubles checked
> ban image claimed
>>703297766
Sure, sure. She still got lips of a dick sucking champ.
>>703297806
She also doesnt have a beautiful jawline unlike the Major
>>703297867
An entire bag of dicks is not enough for Armstrong lips.
>>703297848
Claim
>>703297342
Um no, could probably make another magic baby though, but that likely only works on animals
>>703297497
I constantly do
>>703297766
I assumed your comment was about the resolution
>>703297999
Nice trips.
Greetings from /tg/
Claiming my waifu
>>703297766
Checked
>>703297867
You are insecure. Tomoko is very like you, striving to be socially accepted. Your loneliness drives hate and fear into you. Thus you project it onto other anons.
Claiming milk being poured into a jar of change
>>703297867
>Sure, sure. She still got lips of a dick sucking champ.
>>703297999
>An entire bag of dicks is not enough for Armstrong lips.
>Implying this is a problem
>>703297766
and? everybody has problems just how it goes. besides people can change
>>703296979
your waifu is a pokemon that can only say variations of its name
>>703298185
>>703297999
Checking
>>703297812
Don't know much about yours but that's still true.
Dancer claimed
>>703298223
That's fucked up man.
>>703298356
>le (You) maymay
Some top tier damage control
That really hit you that hard?
>>703298356
tomoko would be easy to use being socially awkward would make her easy to sway
>>703298499
<CHECKED
>NIGGER DEPOT SIGN TRUCK CLAIMED
>>703298234
She has a nigger characteristic that is physically obvious. Instant shit tier.
>>703298714
>>703298724
Looking back, that image does look a little sad. I mean for it to look indifferent.
>>703298798
>the word nigger checked
>claim this giant breast lactating girl? with penis
>>703298351
But isn't that sexy? :^)
>>703298798
The pot calling the kettle black
>good guy tomoko reporting in
>>703298724
your wafiu made for sex
>>703299017
Travis two knives claim
Goodnight.
>>703299142
>>703299194
>>703298911
hmm I kinda hate tomoko for some reason I dont know why
Time for me to sleep
>>703299154
nighto
>>703299229
>>703299238
can I join?
>>703299270
>>703299230
Well you have shit taste.
>>703299339
>>703299374
>>703299238
>>703299238
nighto
>>703299342
>smelly unclean ugly NEET girl
>good tastes
Pick one
>>703299419
>>703299342
would tomoko hug me?
>>703299529
Waifu communication device claimed
>>703299016
Explain how. Rory is whiter than Adam Sandler.
![Syndra [189].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Xdg6co.jpg "Syndra [189].jpg")
>>703296925
Thats why i started playing more single player games.
>>703299154
Morning.
>>703296439
Do you think I would type if I could? I'm a human. Typing properly is not the objective. [Talking to myself.] I just failed you. And me.
>>703296583
True.
>>703296805
Not party to our discussion, I see.
>>703296951
I like this claim. If I didn't have mine, I'd have Hawkeye.
>>703299154
Sleep well
>>703299473
Oh buddy. That entire implication is wrong. Just completely wrong.
>>703299593
Nah. She would stutter and make an excuse to run away. Not because you are an obvious psycho sociopath, but because her social awkwardness would probably make her so uncomfortable that she would look for an escape.
>>703299713
>>>13 checked
>>703299374
you would do the same.
>>703299807
girls are stupid
>>703299629
its a metaphor
basically your the kettle, the pot is Olivier, your calling his waifu shit tier when yours is as well
>>703299697
You are a human, and as such, can learn from your mistakes, yes? You simply have to try harder next time!
>>703299807
Cute smiles.
>>703296521
/ CUMS ON YOUR FOOT
A toast to the strongest fairy in all of Gensokyo!
>>703299837
>VERN " MINI ME" TROYER 2 DOGS DOING IT ANIMATED .GIF CLAIMED
>>703299773
oh ok well im going to sleep rest my sociopathic brain goodnight
>>703299991
no
>>703300000
>>703299880
You are a cute, and as such, can learn that you are cute, yes? You simply have to dere harder next time!
>>703300001
Failed
>>703299861
>>703299871
I know the saying. I thought it was in relation to the nigger comment. And I could say the same for you. Tomo would make a terrible wife.
>>703299861b
>>703300151
I am not! And how can I dere when I'm not even tsun, you tsun cutie!
>>703300232
Tomo my sisteru
>>703297733
double dubs cheched, shit nigga.
Also, Mao-chi claimed.
>>703300232
>nigger checked
>>703300045
AHH GOD. AAWWWHH GOD. I'M CUMMING!! I CAN'T STOP CUMMING!!! AWWWGHHHHHAAAA!!!!!
>>703300319
Still a horrible sister unless you like having a dependant.
>>703300232
You have insulted my waifu, so you have directly insulted me.
Rory a fucking grandma slut who gets off to killing people. She is basically Esdese's dream girl.
>>703300310
Heheheh!
What are YOU talking about!? You're the tsun cutie!
>>703300362
>checking of double doubles checked
Super cock claimed
>>703300557
Women's shoe of stew claim
>>703300414
eww
>>703300839
You realize he is just fishing for (You)s, right?
>>703300001
BAKA BAKA
>>703300895
>implying you aren't
>>703300519
Except I'm not! You are, and that's a proven fact!
>>703300557
triple dubs checked, cock nigga!
>>703301019
It's a scientific LAW that you're a cute!
>>703300895
nice to have something to look at when i tab out even if its yeah
Heyo friends
>>703301019
Still denying, I see
>>703301158
Hey you slut
>>703301127
>triple dubs
>>703301157
I getcha. But there are better ways than feeding a troll.
>>703300458
Fuckin ouch. Oh well. I dont like that Esdeath remark.
Tomoko couldn't be a better waifu if her name was Lelei La Leleina. She can barely look after herself and chooses to rot in a squalid pool of filth and loneliness. I bet if she got off her ass and did some dishes the shock would send her to hospital with a mild brain hemorrhage. Not only that but she looks like she could barely lift the sponge to begin with.
And now to refute you.
Rory cannot bear children, so she can never be a grandmother. Killing people is her job, she gets off when the killing isnt being done by her. Thats because of her close relationship with death itself.
What's Tomos excuse?
>tfw she didn't even wait
CURSE THAT HERETIC
>>703301240
Who's this again?
>>703301255
Your waifu smells
>>703300895
Using the same waifu, always coming in here after, if anyone if looking for Yous its you
Fag
>>703301155
By the very basic understanding of physics, it's shown that you are, in fact, the cute!
>>703301158
Simply speaking the truth.
>>703301272
>Rory is worst than Tuka
>>703301272
>>703301357
>>703301365
Fuck you.
@703301385
>heres your reply
>Tuka forever a turbo shit
>>703301368
There is a Mathematic Principle that proves you are cute! In fact, on the seventh day God made the cute, which in the bible is named Makoto. Proving, you ARE a cute
would you do lewd things with your waifu
>>703296243
KYOKO TOSHINO CLAIMED
Tomato~
>>703301515
>this much damage control
Wow calk down there bucko
>>703301609
>>703301158
>>703301349
Hanako-chuan!!
>>703301255
i guess so
>>703301431
You should be happy.
There's actual waifu discussion going on.
>>703301597
Y-yes.
>>703301758
Should I discuss your waifu then?
>>703301758
>elitist apply elitism to other elitist
Here is your 4chan Gold
>>703301701
Hello, you seem nice. What's up?
>>703301945
So you gonna fuck him because he's nice eh
What a slut
>>703301663
>>703301701
>>703301756
How are you all tonight? Usually I just claim my waifu and leave but I'll stick around
>>703301919
>Hi I'm Mi Liu and the only thing I can say is elitist but no one cares about me and I'm irrelevant
Here's your (you)
>>703302047
fine just playing a game. yourself?
>>703301582
The Bible has been translated over many languages, but in the original language it was actually named Koume. Which means it's actualy YOU who is the cute!
>>703301609
>Now we have 2 tomato waifus
>>703301908
Why would you try to involve me?
I'm pretty comfy just reading what's going on.
>You didn't even respond when I asked about your day.
>>703301919
Alrighty.
>>703302146
Thanka i appreciate the (You)s
Remember: the delivery charge does NOT go to your local shitposter. Each shitposter carries 20 (You)s or less
>>703302267
Run along elitist
>>703302267
No, I did. I even asked you about yours.
I got a haircut and played some games.
And you called my waifu smelly. Rude.
>>703302344
>acts rude
>expects special treatment
Special kind of elitism
>>703302338
Can i get some (You)s?
>>703302446
Fuck you
>>703302432
Self aware elitism
>>703302474
No
Fuck elitists
>>703302446
No, fuck off you dirty nigger
>>703302146
I am well, just got done watching s3 e3 of yuru yuri and may pack it in for the night
>>703302214
I claimed her first and that's all that matters senpai
Is this too lewd?
>>703302558
Fuck off mi liu
come back when you're as elite as me
>>703302596
>Is this too lewd?
Nah, she is just in a swim suit. Nothing lewd here.
>>703302596
Bet you suck dick fag
>>703302344
Im sorry for insulting Tomo like that. But the anon who posted needed that insulting, not you.
>>703302542
This.
Most newfags are edgy teens who think they know what /waifu/ is all about.
>>703301945
>>703302047
now i'm just webbing with a beer, in a good mood after a good night with some friends. How about you?
>>703302660
OK
>>703302709
About to hit the hay, maybe see you tomorrow!
Arigato
>>703302039
I'm sorry
>>703302709
Just playing League myself
>Hanako
