>Be Hitler
>be in cryosleep for 70 years at the hands of the U.S. Government
>be put into witness protection program
>end up in some shithole called "sunset valley"
>kikes everywhere
>need to stay out of trouble
>maybe focus on my painting
>but so many kikes
>wat do /b/?
this place is okay I guess.
At least I've got some land to play with.
I'm not supposed to leave the house but my paintings are shit and i'm so bored.
Bumping for potential
become a writer, make a sequel to Mein Kampf.
Bump
Mien Kampf 2 electric boogaloo
>>703269037
Good Idea, I'm calling it "Mein Kampf II: The Kampfening"
Having trouble getting used to this gyspsy magic they call a computer
Construct the Führerbunker 2.0
>>703268436
Romance someone of pure blood.
>>703269781
In progress my friend
>>703268763
That's a real Kampfy couch you got there.
>>703270372
When you sit in it, it's like you can't leave. And you just want to eat something.
Keep this alive while "Not Hitler" builds shit
Get a jewish roommate
>>703270066
dubs demand
Bumpy for potential.
This thread has the power to become great.
>Just like Germany
>>703271023
Let me build my goddamn fucking bunker first, needs must.
It's all coming together
I'm fucking dying OP keep this shit up
Also,
DUBS DECIDE WAT DO
>>703271803
Jewish roommate
jew cooker in bunker
>>703271888
oh shit i did it
>>703271888
Trips demands it
>>703271728
MEIN DECOUR
>>703271888
I wanna see how Op can accomplish this
>>703271888
Coming right up.
>>703272162
lure kikes into the oven
Capture a jew, and gas him in the bunker.
Since you have lost your army, you must start again, even if it's only one Jew at a time.
>>703272435
but we're supposed to be staying out of travel.
The bunker is merely for.... safety
Today, OP was not a faggot.
>>703272551
>what is this internet you speak of
>my god
>its full of jews
>lure jews through internet
>make "friends" with jews
>oven
>profit
Host a party and invite all the neighbours and kill everyone who isn't in the perfect master race.
Bonus points for niggers on pikes
Genocidal maniacs need sleep too
>evil slumber
kek
Play the game properly and shut down this thread
>>703272941
Reroll
Legendary bread. And I'm toasting in it. This shit better get capped.
Now to contribute. OP, you need to invite all the kikes over for a house party, then put them all in a box with an oven in it and tap water. They have to roast each other to live.
>>703272941
>open-ended sandbox life simulator
>properly
You really can't have both. There exists no "properly".
>>703273033
Bingo
>>703272941
fuck you guy, i just got mood points for mein kampfy chair
>>703273033
need to go to town and meet some victims first
>>703273082
Wow you're a real faggot aren't you Hitler?
>>703273193
>mein kampfy chair
>>703273295
At least I'm not a nigger.
>>703268436
would make a wonderful show
>>703273295
Are you serious?
He's HITLER.
He's the biggest faggot.
>>703272888
>Genocidal maniac
60 billion trillion hey, faggot
There's no one here, where should I go to meet some kikes
>>703273428
>he's got a point
>>703273665
The bank obviously
>>703273665
check near city hall and the hospital
>Israel has the highest doctor to population rate
okay OP let's save some time for the Jew burning:
control, shift, c that bitch and type testingcheatsenabled true in the bar the pops. right click your mail box and select "make friends with everyone" then go to your friends list and invite everyone who isn't white or Jewish over for a good time.
>>703268631
need more lebensraum
>>703274014
This.
>>703273665
Build an auschwitz
>>703274014
This.
Come on OP. Don't be a complete faggot
>>703274014
good looking out there joseph goebbels, always got my back.
>>703274014
This dude knows whats up
Let the cleansing commence
>>703274014
oh and I forgot to add that you should probably drag the friendship bar all the way to the right (until their best friends) so they actually come to your nazi party
>>703268436
>be in cryosleep for 70 years at the hands of the U.S. Government
The Soviets captured Berlin genius
>>703274227
Anything for you, mein führer
>>703274014
enabled testing cheats but i can't right click the mailbox
>>703274648
Is that what they told you?
>>703274648
It was possible for the US to capture him. They were sort of allies.
No one but the soviets saw what was inside the bunker.
>>703274718
oh shit my bad i think it's shift click sorry
>>703274718
Maybe if you stopped being a faggot and doing it wrong you would be ok
>>703274851
>Hitler, it's right click
>no
>right-click
>>703274851
chill out man he was given the wrong instructions.
>>703274457
Lmfao
>>703274831
done.
Now we .... Nazi Party
are you using the motherlode cheat?
>>703274457
You got the swastika backwards genius
>>703274457
Is that a swasti-kopter landing pad?
KILL THE NIGGERS FIRST
Find Eva Braun
>>703275081
OP is a strong independent woman and she can draw her swastika however she likes, shitlord.
>>703274648
Could tried slipping out of Berlin and was either captured or surrendered to the western allies
>>703274457
Make a wall around the entire property
>>703275398
He probably would have surrendered the little faggot
>>703275611
The allies executed war criminals too
Better the western allies than the soviets though
Find a man and woman with blond hair and blue eyes, and make them breed to secure the master race
I really hope this thread doesn't die
The Nazi Party will be starting soon. Just gotta fence off the doors to my house so I don't get jew goo all over the place.
>>703269536
>The Kampfening
Kek
What game is this?
>>703276014
are you 8?
>>703276014
New fag detected
>>703276137
>>703276073
I dont know video games
>>703276014
Neopets VI
The neighbors are looking mighty opressed OP....
>>703276014
Call Of Duty 2004
>>703276014
Mario Party 7
It's Kampfeniiiiiiiiing
>>703276014
Meinkraft
>>703276449
Kek
>>703276424
That faggot with the laptop looks awfully suspicious, OP.
Make a Jewish family live across from you.
>>703276710
he must be a jew
>>703276198
The sims 3.. ignore the mean jews anon
>>703276710
Managing his income probably. Filthy kike.
>>703276710
JIDF
Goodnight OP, I have to go to nap nap now.
Have fun killing the jewsie wewsies.
This bitch had the cheek to point of laugh at me.
It begins.
>>703272162
Top kek
>>703277108
yass
>>703276014
What the fuck
>>703276788
kike confirmed?
Bitch just up and vanished
Fucking jew magic, man.
>>703273033
Digits confirm
>>703277108
There goes the gas bill this month OP
>>703276788
>>703277026
>>703277031
You know what to do, Mein Führer
>>703277294
what i'm not a jew
>>703277466
holy shiiiit
>>703273397
Newfag
I've called up Amanda Gerstein
>yes, that is her name
She'll be over shortly. It'll be fun.
>>703277637
>lol look guys I called him a newfag XD
>Be Eva Braun
>Wake up from cyrosleep
>See little girl next to you
"Wer bist du?"
"Anne Frank"
>>703277777
observed
>>703277777
checked
>>703277777
Witnessed
>>703277466
why do you guys insist on spamming this racist caricature?
I'm Jewish, I don't look like that and I've never wronged or tricked anyone. If you ask me, you guys do this out of jealousy. It's an inferiority complex you have. Ashkenazi Jews (what I am and most in the west) have the highest average IQ. We make the most money, we are the most educated of all ethnicities. There's no scam or tricks behind this, it's just superiority. But, I don't wave my finger in people's faces, I believe we are all equal given the same opportunities. I'm not like you white supremacists that brag about being superior (when you really aren't)
>>703277777
Nice one.
Check't
>>703277777
Checkd
>>703277895
she came back to life to haunt hitler
Black and jewish? and knocked over my trash can.
Someone's gonna pay.
>>703276014
Doom
>>703277777
Checked
>>703276014
World of Warcraft
>>703278026
> we have the highest average iq
> we make more money
> i'm not like you white supremacists
spot the hypocrisy
>>703278086
>Black and jewish? and knocked over my trash can.
That's almost too perfect. Careful OP. Might be a trap.
TOASTING (jews) IN EPIC BREAD
>>703277777
Impressive good sir
That's better.
>>703276449
Top Kek
>>703278026
SIEG HEIL JEW
>>703276014
The Sims
I'm having some trouble luring these fucking shifty kikes into my bunker. Wat do?
>>703278026
subtlest antisemtic troll yet
i'm gonna go play sims now and then regret wasting a few hours on it
>>703278645
shift click, add to active family, make them walk in.
>>703278645
lure them with the promise of art lessons
>>703276014
Wreck it Ralph
>>703276449
Kek
>>703278645
put pennies on the ground to lure them in. like the olden days
>>703278353
Its not a supremacy thing. Its the truth. Ashkenazi Jews, which myself and most western jews are, have higher average IQs and are typically more wealthy.
>>703278924
oy vey. It's because of all the money you horde
>>703278026
Fuck off you stupid fucking jew
>>703278026
Neat man I too am the best ethnicity
>>703278645
>level up cooking skill
>cook all sorts of kosher delights
>throw dinner party
>wait
>>703278924
>Ashkenazi Jews
>Ash
thanks for the chuckle
hitler only did 1 thing wrong, shaving
>>703278924
>Different studies have found different results, but most have found above-average verbal and mathematical intelligence in Ashkenazi Jews, along with below-average spatial intelligence.
>However, such statistics do not rule out factors other than intelligence, such as institutional biases and social networks.
>Undue weight is also given to the Ashkenazi statistics because people of partial Ashkenazi ancestry (half or less) are included, but only compared to the portion of the US population of full Ashkenazi descent.
ok m80
>>703278924
sorry mate but just because a race has a higher average iq doesn't mean that there aren't exceptions to a rule a Ashkenazi jew can be dumb and a African can be smart.
i don't give a shit about race. people are just making dumb jokes
This is the best thread ive seen in a while, hats off to OP.
>>703279644
sorry an ashkenazi
>>703278026
it's called comedy...i thought you guys were supposed to be good at this
>>703277777
Get checked.
>>703278026
What. Is. This.
>>703279789
and an African again i apologize for bad grammar
I've captured some victims. Now we wait.
>>703280311
you dont leave two of them together, now they will multiply
>>703280466
I'm fairly sure that won't happen.
>>703280311
Burn burn burn
>>703280311
hey OP, what are Hitlers traits?
>>703280726
Evil
Artistic
Insane
Genius
Hot-Headed
>>703280844
you forgot that hes a trendsetter
>>703280844
wouldn't be hitler without the genius
has anyone ever played the sims 4 and is it worth buying?
>>703280688
>88
/pol/ would be all over this
>>703280844
>Hot-Headed
Kek
>>703281028
I have a 24 hr trial on my pc for about a year and never bothered. I heard it's not worth it.
You can't leave these fucking kikes alone for 2 seconds without fucking two things up at once.
>>703281164
They burn themselves dude. profit.
>>703280844
>>703280688
>>703280311
Op can't stop getting dubs
>>703281164
Kek. That's a sweet viewing room btw
>>703275858
> jew goo
>>703281221
Hitler had a lot of time to work on his kike burning game. He's so good they ignite themselves.
>>703281510
explain this
>>703278026
fuck off kike
Nice thread op
>>703281723
jews did 9/11 its 9/10 now
Someone cap this thread, it's something that belongs in the 4chan history books and future YLYL threads.
Perfect
>>703281992
SHUT IT DOWN
>>703281997
Hitler is breddy /fa/
Pic unrelated
Sieg Heil
>>703282391
lmao
Who's ready for roast pork?
>>703282178
Kek, I didn't see that coming. I was waiting for some sjw bullshit.
Also that comic is a lie, animators get shit on like it's a scat thread on /gif/
>>703282828
omg top kek
this thread is lit
"Oh no, I can't reach the fire, maybe it will burn out on its own"
>>703282762
That is some stout plastic. The ones I have always snap the legs.
>>703282828
Fuck you, now I'm legit hungry.
I have failed you
>>703278026
>ashkenazi
>ash
>nazi
Coincidence is too good to be true.
>>703283664
mein gott
>>703283664
Fucking kike magic
>>703283664
give her the status of honorary Aryan and move to killing more Jews
>>703283664
Turn off Free Will. Start multiple fires. Trap the Sim in a very small room where he/she can not escape easily from said fire. Cancel out their action to put out the fire.
>>703283664
Reppace it with a fenced in pool
Drown them, last time it was fire, this time it will be water.
Well... this is now going in a completely different direction.
I have to go. Y'all niggers better screencap this shit
>>703284301
Mein Fuhrer no! The bloodlines!
>>703284435
fine fine
>>703282391
Flip that over and you'll see the pentagon
Spooky
>>703283664
JEWISH TRICKS
>>703284134
>>703284290
Do this op
>>703284301
those damn kikes are reproducing!
>>703284301
>>703280466
I FUCKING TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN, THEY MUST BE KILLED
>>703268436
Gas the kikes
Race war nao!
>>703284509
Thanks nig. Im out
>>703282466
Fucking glorious
>>703282617
whats the significance of "Q33"?
>>703284301
I can almost hear cps now
>a conzentration kampf iz no place to reize un children
Yes... good
very good
>>703285710
What's really bullshit is the fbi was contacted by concerned flight instructors. They told them that they only wanted to learn how to fly not rake off or land.
Is op still here?
Daaaaaaaamn, Eugene went from Officer Roast Pork to Hugh Hefner in one fell swoop
>>703285831
I spoke too soon. Didn't know Adolf liked to watch. Turn on the gas m8.
Post jokes pls
What do you call a cash register?
>a Jewish piano
>>703286047
Fuhrer, surely you're not sympathizing with the kikes...are you?
>>703286239
He's just stating what he observed. Surely the ovens will be fired up again.
>>703286239
Sometimes, when a man sees true love first hand, he can't help but put his prejudices to one side for a moment.
But just a moment, these fuckers have got to burn.
Round 2 ding ding
>>703286589
FUHRER ITS TIME TO BURN THZE JEWS. ENOUGH TIME HAS BEEN WASTED OR DENKEN SIE DAS DU DAS NICHT KUNNE?
>>703286589
It takes a great a man too appreciate love them burn it anyway. Put some chairs in their mein fuher, they'll burn good
>>703286970
Lulzy
>>703287077
I predicted your dubs
>>703269536
My struggle: the struggling
Kek
>>703286403
What's that gif from?
>>703287362
That's why your the fuher and I am but a lowly death camp guard
>>703287362
Burn, burn kikes!
It appears that in the last 70 years, the Jews have evolved kevlar skin.
FUCK YOU DARWIN
>>703287362
I like that there's a viewing room.
>>703287553
No idea, got it from /pol/ yesterday
>WE
>>703273397
lost from the pic
>>703287919
I think nomex is the material you're looking for
>>703287919
I brt they can't breathe underwater, drown them mein fuher!!!
>>703288273
Fuck it, rerollin for the master race!
*sniff sniff* Who's having BBQ at this time of night?
fuking top kek
>>703288446
Excellent job herr hitler, still a visionary
Finally, we're getting somewhere.
I've been out of this game too long.
>>703288446
I wish I was, I'm hungry.
This thread is nearing limit, continuation?
RIP Eugene
>>703289055
Kek, he looks like a baby's first shit
id kill every nigger and non brown
>>703289055
One dead Jew is gonna have to do tonight.
Think I might start with a new character. Any suggestions?
>>703289331
K one sec, hopefully op comes
>>703289507
Stalin
>>703289507
Goering and make him extra fat. So no new thread?
>>703289507
Stalin
>>703289660
kek beat me to it
>>703289699
Dubs get. Goering it is
>>703289863
>Goering
I'm not doing another nazi, or anyone in particular.
Watch this space.
>>703289965
Should have specified then. Do david karesh then.
>>703290399
I GOT 99 AGAIN!
link me to next thread
