Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703251387
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claiming Felix
>>703261736
faggot
Claimed
>>703258355
Thats how family can be sometimes
True, at least i would have gone for the bike myself
Why is the roof so expensive? Whats needs to be done to it?
>Yes, and you always will be
>>703260125
Oh, i forgot about that. My bad friendo
Yea, the system is a bit better than when it started but im punished for being a healer main! Thats what makes me mad
Ah, any jobs in mind you wanna do? I went to the interview for mine and they never called me back after ;-;
>>703260963 (Makoto)
That's why I'm back in the gym. I went over 25 BMI and worked out more, but after college my metabolism was never the same. I bit off on the hype and tried a non-stimulant supplement to inhibit fat metabolism, but since my sweat now smells like the supp, I imagine it's probably just being sweat out and not actually doing anything despite all the clinical trials cited.
Shower, early lunch, booze, Suika claimed
>not in that order
>dammit, I didn't beat Felix.
>>703261325
You need your beauty sleep Felix, go to bed
>>703261526
That's a whole lot of work, and costs money I don't have, but welding is pretty radical and I hear they make bank
>>703261809
Fuck off Mavis nobody likes you
That feel when a table of 15 walks in just as you've pulled out all the stock to clean the fridges
>>703261311
Wat teh fug.
>>703261403
>dud
REEEEEEEE
Not much, just hanging out, thinking about what I wanna play.
>>703261966
excuse me. i need a drink refill!
>>703261910
double-faggot
>>703261910
Or just work in the oilfields. get hands on move up. The price of oil is going up again and I getting a lot of work now.
Miho claimed
>>703262163
We dont have drinks fountains. Grab it from the fridge and take it to the counter
>stealing from akiko because they look so fucking similar
>>703262006
While you try to figure out what game to play, play some flash games.
Goodbye for an hour or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjCBV6o_DSE
>>703262263
This is a really nice image.
>>703262331
cut me yuno
>>703262834
Chibis, nekos, pantsu, historical reference and Homus.
It really is a nice pic.
>>703262457
You have permission to use this gif
>>703261910
Not yet, I'll wait until it's 8 or something here
>>703262518
your waifu has purple hair
>>703262518
That sounds like a good plan, but I think I'm gonna play some Super House Of Dead Ninjas.
>>703261856
Ah well, maybe he'll eventually get one and I CAN FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO RIDE WITH LIKE HOLY FUCK JUST ONE NIGGA DAMN!
Oh right, you need to see the back view to really get it.
>Nope and nope!
>>703261019
It was stuffed crust too. ONLY THE BEST!
>>703261256
Could always send it anyways. I still need a subwoofer and some cosmetic work done to it.
>>703261311
Teach me when you learn!
>>703261388
Yep, but whatcha gunna do.
>>703261881
Wow, that sucks a lot. At least you're working on it. Most people I know would just whine about it and never get in shape.
>18.1 BMI myself
>>703263042
Full image.
here
>>703262842
Can I help you?
>>703263280
How goes your grind?
Still here~
Taiga claimed
>>703263206
Fuck off Saber
>>703260644
>Bad luck over the past few days.
Same here.
>>703260963
All Idolmaster waifus are cute and I made it fact yesterday morning.
Gotta restart my phone really quick, gonna switch to laptop.
>>703263446
Hello
>>703263156
Yes, but will I get the succ?
>>703263307
It's the full size version of the pic you have been claiming with. You should prefer it over the sample, unless you want it because of limited data or some other reason.
>>703263460
Not Saber. Now post the full image.
>>703263398
well they gave me a day of premium in world of warships so my focus was that for most of the day until i slept and woke up about 15 minutes ago
>>703263156
Wew. I had a stuffed crust that was also pretzely
>>703263446
Hello~
>>703263626
Roll quads
>>703263108
Ever played darkest dungeon? So much fun.
>Recently my starting lvl 6 highwayman got killed
>Rip Dismas.
>>703263106
Yes she does.
So help me mother
What have I done
Are you still proud of
Your only son
So kill them all, kill them all
That is all they want me to
I hear thousands of little voices
But the worst I hear is you
>>703262163
You're a literal cuck you know
>>703262253
I couldn't work on a rig
>>703262263
I really dislike that pic
>>703263058
If you say so I guess.So what's up qt?
>>703263773
Horse dick, I'm not doing that.
>>703263786
https://youtu.be/JfqhXVN5jaU
>>703263668
Oh I see.
Well good luck on that grind too.
I know those War Gaming games are also huge grinding games.
>>703263804
Not much at the moment
Waiting for one of my xbox friends to finish updating something so we can play some payday 2
>>703263786
Darkest Dungeon is really fun! I actually might switch to that.
>>703263891
>Accurate.
>>703263773
Everyone has their price, good to know that yours is quads.
>>703263156
You have a really good taste on cars, I will give you that.
>>703263804
Why tho?
>>703263156
It doesn't suck. Consuming alcohol is, metabolically, pretty much the antithesis of weightloss. Pretty ridiculous of me to bitch about a self-induced situation. I have a buddy who hit 300lb, and was disappointed he wasn't losing like 5lb a week. If you take years of bad habits to put on the weight, it's going to take years to take it off. Sort of compounded by the fact that when I was in shape, I was a lean runner, so I had an efficient metabolism and didn't have the mass to boost my base metabolism.
>>703263804
Oy vey, calm down there GunCat.
>>703263280
Hiya Tomoko.
>>703263581
I don't have loads of space left on my disk anymore so I try to keep it small
>thank you though
>>703263786
does she have powers?
>>703263896
yeah just working at some ships i have. also the challenge for one of the weeaboo boats. how about you any more grind? i saw the trader guy was in today
>>703264172
afternoon
>>703264318
She does ice things with her frosty nipples.
>>703264096
>Need a better view of that picture
Also don't starve is pretty good.
>>703263891
>Very accurate
>>703263804
don't have to work on just a oil production rig or a drilling rig. they got a whole rang of work out there.
I worked for a x ray tech to x ray on pipe for chevron. then worked in the construction part for 4 years. being with and then becoming a pipe liner. worked with Cranes too.
>>703264318
She's a yukionna. So she controls ice.
>>703264192
Sounds like a real struggle. You could try setting up a cloud with your waifu pictures, it would be great having it for backup too.
That pic is amazing and you post it often, it would be great if you could do it with the intended resolution.
BRING WAIFU BACK TO /a/
>>>/a/146986130
>>703264382
same
>>7032645981
esdeath controls ice aswell!
>>703264648
>Ded before it was born.
>>703264508
Its not much else of Eru, mostly just the others with her in the bath, kek.
I'm starting a new game, haven't played in a while so there's probably new stuff, dis gon b gud.
>I have a better lewd
>But only for trips.
>>703264607
It doesn't look too bad with the resolution that I have it with in my opinion. No need to scroll to see the full image so you can appreciate it all at once
>>703264598
Yukionna? 雪女, as in ice-woman?
>>703264648
>404'd
BTFO
Fuck off cuck.
>>703264796
Well, technically snow-woman.
>>703264796
Yes.
>>703261856
All good mang, they'll be a day where this won't be the case. I heard that the healers were gonna get screwed, sucks mang. Pretty much the backbone of the team as well. Nah not really, might go around the community center and see what's up. Rest in Peace my friend, you're time will come.
Calamity-masu'd
>>703264761
I was in that thread. It had about 30 people saying waifu threads aren't welcome on /a/
>>703263995
Payday 2 is pretty great, but they misrepresented Galil.
>>703264138
A man died because of that pic and some nips (irony) make a version of it with panties, which is disrespectful as fuck
>>703264172
I'm not mad though
>>703264512
That's not really my area, but sounds neat
>>703264648
Nah
>>703264767
Watch my GET
>>703264138
Supply and demand.Can't go lower won't go lower
>>703264096
>>703264508
Aye
You been playing long?
>>703263156
Dont worry, you will have a riding partner before you know it!
Ohhh, i see now. Is it really 400 though? I thought it would be a little less
>you will be cute tsun FOREVER
>>703265036
When we get the mons printer
Yea, it blows when i do really well but im not rewarded for it
Fair enough, its usually best to just check out whats happening. One day best
>>703264767
>Lewds for trips
You don't even know, kek.
>>703264796
Yup.
>>703265211
Trips check.
>>703265355
For a bit.
>>703263463
Oh, those replies were meant for Mizore and Makoto.
Fuck. Today.
>itll be quiet they said
>you can do all the cleaning they said
Ive been here nearly 3 hours and Ive scrubbed a flat surface. Rest has all been cooking or taking orders that I then have to go in and cook.
>>703265211
was just offering a new work field to get set up in.
I was just born in a town that surrounded by oilfields.
>>703263398
are you, that tomoko poster?
>TFW no Galil ohayou
Just end it for me.
>>703265211
I just need to get more offshore money and inventory space for when the dlc drops for us
>>703265211
Close but no cigar :>
>>703265355
25hrs but more in high school when I'd play it off a flash drive.
>>703265549
For trips and glory!
>meanwhile, wew that creepy ass motherfucker is pretty tough.
>>703263524
Hmmm, maybe...
>>703263661
Just the best.
>>703263760
Pretzel stuffed crust... sounds interesting to say the least!
>>703264138
Thank ya.
>Would've gotten a coupe version instead of convertible, but they're twice the price and 2 hours away.
>>703264172
Hmmm, perhaps you should cut back on the drink then?
>>703265503
I will?
Might be more actually. And ya, it's gotta be waterproof, and it's a hard top, not a soft top. So it can't just be cut open from the roof. They'd have to cut open a hole in the side and unlock the door from there. At that point, they'd probably just break the windows though, in which case, it wouldn't have mattered if it was a vert or not.
>NOPE!
>stellar claim
Friends are talking about sending me fucked up sex-toys for my birthday
I'm spooked
>>703265927
which one are you looking for?
>>703266415
Use them as cheat for 'no fap' day
>>703266415
Welcome back
>>703266415
>Mfw the Ama is spooked and it wasn't because of me
>>703266166
Big guy with whips?
>Wew haven't even gotten to the void shambler.
>>703266028
I don't like how the offshore account is literally 80% of your money, because it makes you feel like "hey I $500K" but then you get like, $50K.
>>703266055
I raughed
>>703266415
Bad Dragon is good to hit people with
>>703266775
It takes like, two thirds of the money you get from the heist or some shit
>>703266574
No, you don't understand, from what I hear, they look nasty as fuck. It apparently looks like it's infected with some STIs
>>703266705
Thank you~
>>703266708
I've never been that spooked in my life. And I know that they'll ship it to me. I just know it
>>703266775
You have experience with it?
>>703266263
Yeah, I should. That's not in question. Went a month sober and it was good. When I'm on the road, though, I don't have the activities and commitments to keep me from it. Plus, all of the work I'm supposed to be doing keeps getting cancelled. Those are excuses, not reasons, I know. I lack coping mechanisms for boredom.
>>703266529
the one who also posted last night. around uh... 5 hours earlier last night i think.
>>703267017
Jeez nevermind then. You can buy something like that?
>>703267042
thats about when i went to sleep, what are you looking for?
>>703266976
Literally 80% mayne
>>703267017
Maybe
>>703267017
>Tfw I will never spook the Ama that much
>>703267031
Have you perhaps thought of finding a hobby that didn't involve games or the like?
>>703266758
Nah the Abomination, that guy is spooky af, but he's useful.
>Just restarted, last game farthest I got was past the first three bosses, dirty pig fucker killed so many of my men.
>>703267139
Oh a smug!
>>703266415
Happy discount birthday :^)
>>703267344
goodnight?
>>703267518
I've got like 4 more bosses and I've already went into the dungeon once.
>>703267533
yeah. :/
thanks.
>>703267533
/CUMS ON YOUR FACE
>>703267139
Apparently yes. I don't know if they made it that way on purpose or just badly designed. But they refuse to show me, saying that it'll be a surprise for me
>>703267227
Noice
>>703267477
Send me a really fucked up flashlight and then maybe I'll be spooked
>>703267520
That was yesterday :^)
Thanks you discount heretic~
>>703267477
I'm studying for the JLPT, but I can't bring my musical instruments with me when I travel. Books helped, but I forgot them. Same thing with cooking on the road. That's one other reason why I go to the gym every day; definitely keeps me from drinking
That's a pretty good point though.
>>703267518
Oh look an eru!
>>703267785
I'm so sorry dude. I wish you the best. I can only cri 4 u ;_;
>>703266263
You never know
Damn. Is it gonna be a lot of work for it or is it just expensive materials only?
>FOREVERRRR
>>703267755
whats a matter?
>>703267776
no
>>703267693
Nice, sounds rad, I wanna get that far
>But my saves got fucked up.
>>703267660
Kek.
>>703267926
How is the smugger?
>>703268077
eh, just being tired and autistic today. it's 4am and I was looking through waifu threads in order to look for you while playing l4d2 for the past 5 hours.
>>703268077
YOU DON'T WANT MY CUM, BITCH?
Back again.
https://youtu.be/w83phD3EwSc
When you were a boy
They must have said
Just nothing at all
Like you were dead
You’re walking around
They way you are
If only I could break you down
You're talking like you're someone
Acting like a true scum
But you don’t know I already won
>>703267785
How bout I send myself ;^)
>>703267911
Guess I'm lucky half my hobby involves driving, which FOR SURE keeps me away from any drink.
>>703268028
Or do I?
Not sure, I'ma have either a dealership or professional do this, as reupholstery isn't exactly something mechanical...
>>703246481
One of you fags actually said this? KEKKKKKKKK
My son came in to talk the other day
Say father when will I be on my way
I dream of what I need but what I need is to be heard
Say father what should I be in this world
My son you'll need be the one you are
There’s no one out there who knows you'll start a war
We just need to burn for what we are
We just need burn to come this far
You'll get away with murder
That’s what you'll get from loving her
>>703268728
Edgedeath is mostly disliked around here too.
>>703268342
geez. yeah my sleep schedule is fucked sorry. go to bed
>>703268403
no
>>703268728
Welcome to /esdeath/
But I don’t understand right now
What you try to tell me
I’m going to concentrate some how
Explain it to me slowly
Give me an extension cord
So I can understand you
I know it looks like I’m aboard
But I don’t really have a clue
>>703268820
welp yeah, mine too. night.
>>703268336
The smugger is doing fine. How is the assult rifle doing?
>>703268728
He's pretty much our personal jester
>>703267926
I'll send pics when/if I receive it
>>703268672
B-but will you survive the trip?
:^)
>>703268632
Hi Miho. What's up?
>>703268711
Hi Alice.
Problem?
>>703269190
More suffering. I broke alot of shit and im sick as fuck with like 2 hours of sleep.
>>703268336
Just take a group of 4 lvl0 guys in there, you can win ezpz.
>>703267785
And you haven't even got your fucked up presents yet? :^)
"Chaos"
When I wake up
To a life that I've learned to live
To control every breath I take
To control it before I break
All that you colorize
The one you'll be
All that you memorize another you for us to see
You're all like parasites
With nothing to give
You're living in a crowded world and you're taking up place when you don't live
In my head there's an endless war
I'm staring at the ones I hate and nobody knows how wrong they are
In my head I would make you fall
I'm staring at the ones I hate, I really can't wait to kill you all
In my head
I'm living in a world of chaos but nobody cares
>>703265503
It needs to happen soon. What a shame, well at least the team knows what's up at least. Assuming they vote for ya at the end that is. Healer needs the love. Yeah that's where I find most of my stuff. One day indeed, you'll be swimming in mons.
>>703267785
Boss~.
>>703268522
Absolutely perfect, kek.
>>703269072
I'm doing pretty well! Darkest Dungeon is fun ^^
>>703269445
>Implying that they'll survive that long
Yeah, sounds like its pretty easy, just gotta be careful and fight gud.
>>703269381
Sounds lovely. You always have so much fun...
All that you talk about
The things you say
You're taking up the air I breathe when you really should stay away from me
Wherever I turn
Wherever I go
I really can't stand this life right next to you
>>703269503
They're talking about it
and one of them is sending me 2 crates of Dr.Pepper~
>>703269630
Tsunato~
How goes?
>>703269675
Please end me.
>>703264340
Yeah, he sure was. And he had a decent mod for sale, the Buzz Kill is +120% Slash Damage for melee weapons. Definitely worth picking up, but he was at the Saturn Relay. Sorry bud.
It is better to work on games you have incentive for too. I would have burned up that free day of premium as well.
>>703269149
Stick dick in it tbh
>>703269226
NO BAD MIMI
BAD
>>703269639
I heard about it before. It has guns and stuff right?
>>703269630
Eat the booty like how Homer Simpson eats donuts
>>703269711
Lol. What's up?
>>703269861
I'd rather not. If current trends persist, you'll get there all on your own by accident.
>>703269846
Sounds very nice~
And when I saw you die every fucking time
Cause all the love you gave was just a lie
(I heard a thousand lies!)
So I leave you here in the hands of god
Cause you made my life so fucking hard
what's up
>>703270041
because mommy told me not to
>>703269639
It's what I do for level 1 runs.
4 level 0s with no items, flee the dungeon with any gold I have if they start dying.
>>703270041
This
>>703270101
Playing a new game I bought tonight. What are you up to?
>>703268672
Am i the riding partner all along? Once i get mine im down to ride and speed
If its upholstery then i imagine they will have you pay for the time more than the job itself right?
>>703269630
It will, we are dragging it from under the pool now
I always get votes but it doesnt get me levels or or rating :(. Na, we give the love friendo
One day we will be swimming in mons
The world is spinning too fast
I'm buying lead Nike shoes
To keep myself tethered
To the days I try to lose
My mama said to slow down,
Start making your own shoes
Stop dancing to the music of Gorillaz in a happy mood
>>703269921
i mean i didnt have anything for him anyways as far as i know
>>703269939
>Guns and Stuff
Nah, its more like Dark Souls as a turn based side scroller, with also different classes of heroes you can hire.
>Never get too attached unless you can get them really gud.
>>703270176
That makes sense, thats a good strat.
>>703270201
Tfw operating but
>
>>703270147
Nympho!
>>703270180
Considering playing a VN. Just don't know which one.
>>703270365
Ok then I'll take them off too, and my arms...
I'm bored and my interner is being a fucking cunt right now, so I'm gonna try to be some records of mine in SuperHot
>>703268672
I suppose you can see why friends and family get upset with drinkers--it doesn't make sense, in the abstract.
Thanks for being an ear. Alcohol really is a parallel for the human condition, and how so many problems we experience are self-induced.
>>703270406
Says the lewd.
>>703270460
I'm afraid I don't really know any good VN as I haven't found a reliable way to obtain them yet. Got a list of them?
>>703270336
I call it running "O"s
>Double feed
>Improper mantinence
Weapon on safe, lock the bolt back, eject magazine, cant the weapon, finger the mag well, reload, rack, kill babies.
>>703270706
A list? Not really.
I got a database though?
vndb.org
Not that it's extremely helpful unless you already have an idea what you're looking for...
>>703270737
Rad. New strat adopted
>Improper maintenance
Elle requires a lot of maintenance too, but thats okay because I still love her ^^
>Plus the L85A1 was a bit unreliable.
>And prone to breaking.
>>703270917
Like this
>>703269149
I'll survive it, then I'll take you on a trip. :^)
>>703270202
You may very well be!
And who knows. Once i got it, I'll take it down to a dealer and see what they say about it.
>>703270549
It doesn't, but it does. I still have a drink with my friend from time to time. Although it's been a good month or so since the last time.
>>703269846
It goes pretty swell, no complaints accept for this sore throat. How about you? Enjoy your birthday~?
>Not sure if the message was passed, but happy birthday late anyways.
>>703270014
Eat it like how Sonic eats chili dogs.
>>703270128
Emi! How ya doing?
>>703270202
Oh sweet man, bout time. Heat should of died down. True, the thought is there but having the rank would be so much better. Come on now, when there's a healer who's down big amounts, gotta do it. I want to dive in like Scrooge Mcduck.
>>703271111
>Quads
>No roll
Checked anyways.
>>703261687
QUELALALLALALA
https://youtu.be/sZBA1W1S3uc
>>703271048
>Broke her butplate
>Means she tore her panties.
Nice.
>>703271111
Checked
>>703270908
I don't suppose these are free are they?
>>703269939
I'll do it tbh
:^)
>>703270104
It will be
>>703271111
>quad
Oh god
>>703271198
Why thank you!
I really enjoyed my night yesterday, got drunk with a clan, did some shenanigans with them
We need to play OW again sometimes!
>>703270274
He's that trader I mentioned to you that requires the Special Currency Ducets.
In order to get these Ducets, you need to sell Prime Parts.
