This is not a g/fur thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This is not a g/fur thread
Oh shit
it's lit
Isn't it now.
>>703144604
wat is dis
>>703144604
let's stay with darkness instead
>>703144528
Hey, bagged milk :)
DON'T POST THAT
Is the Kelvin owner here?
Stop
>>703144556
oh yea, it's amazing, it feels great slowly going down every ridge and the tip makes for easy entry.
>>703144557
how is this recycling?
>>703145025
yep, that's me.
why is the male form so superior
Op lied, but who cares, let's continue this path
>>703144896
>>703144930
>>703145000
>>703145230
>>703145235
>>703145252
>This is not a g/fur thread
furfags gonna fag
>>703145493
Yep
>>703144911
Hey... erect carrot?
>>703145303
Holy shit you're still around?
Why don't g/fur have more homo erotic neo nazi porn?
>>703145252
well we don't bleed out of our reproductive organs once a month. I like to believe that men and women are equal in their own ways, women are better at some things than men and vice versa.
703144138
It's REALLY effing good mann. It's childhood memories, it's walks to the kiosk under the sun with pockets full of coins, it's swims at a tarn in the forest in my old home, it's late spring days and nostalgic summers when everything was awesome. Also the store was closed, fml ;~;
>>703144138
>>703145981
yes?
>>703145981
Fuuck I'm doing everything wrong right now
>>703145840
Prolly because gays and neo nazis don't have the best relatioship
>>703146063
FUCK MY LIFE >>703145921
>>703146106
you tard
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
>>703146168
Nah, I've seen tons, plus wouldn't it make sense though
>>703145672
yes
who are you
>>703146196
just wait liek 3 more hours dont worry
>>703146063
...a furry Forerunner?
naked
>>703146332
I meant fuck my life y i no can do anything right ;~;
>>703146257
>>703146412
yeah so. are you really questioning furry art?
>>703146472
you should buy lots of that icecream and drown your sorrows in it
>>703146644
I shall become the ice cream version of pizza le hutt
>>703146472
you replied correctly that time, that's one thing you did correct. I feel a correctness streak coming on.
>>703146644
Yes this is cheaper than alcohol
>>703146728
poor bb
>>703146839
like 4 gallons of icecream or a bottle of everclear? whats better for drowning sorrow?
>>703146826
I read that as cornetto streak
>>703147077
Ice cream. Both will make you fat, and the ice cream at least won't kill your liver simultaneously and you'll have no hangover.
I fully support drinking though lol
>>703147263
sure, that too! Just eat all of it for a bit feel fat and happy or something idk.
>>703147077
But seriously it's fucking awesome. Not my pic btw
Since you guys are on the subject debating on another shot. Jes or nah?
>>703147392
the alcohol wont give me diabetes
>>703147548
that strawberry looks nice
>>703147548
Give me
>>703147683
this kills the boner
>>703147773
so sad ;~;
>>703147548
Where can I find this?
>>703147689
You can haz
>>703147683
I wanna swim in the middle of it
>>703147539
Lies, I cannot get fat :p
>>703148019
IDK
>>703148117
I said feel fat, not be fat.
>>703148142
I feel so betrayed
>>703148019
I don't know really, wikipedia could tell probably, or maybe they have an official site or something, I haven't checked
>>703148117
hng yes
>>703148246
Okie!
>>703148360
Like a tarn
I want a butt to fuck
>>703148467
Talk to Katten
>>703148467
fug a fruits butt.
>>703148442
like a what
>>703148748
A flippin' tarn, how could I speak more clearly? It's like a lake but smaller, usually has creeks running in and out of it keeping the water constantly clean
>>703148982
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh right
but what about it?
>>703148467
I want my man to fuck my butt while I fuck a bad dragon toy.
>>703149300
Nothing, just said I want to swim on top of the ice cream like a tarn
>>703149444
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
yumy!
>>703149309
you and me both man
>>703149606
you want my man to fuck you? rude!
I gotta get some sleep, night everyone!
>>703149598
I wanna put a giant funnel in my mouth, go under a waterfall of molten cornetto strawberry goodness and consume endless amounts of it
>>703150081
G'night!
>>703150081
nininininini
>>703150081
Nighty
>>703150184
oh my!
>>703150146
>BORK
This is creeping me the fuck out.
>>703150294
Yup, talking fuckin' Victoria Falls of ice cream <3
>>703150522
hnggggggg
Take your (take your) hands
off meeee
no sorry i got veronica falls and victoria falls mixed up
carry on
Taaaaaaake ooooooon meeeeeeeeeeeeee~
>>703150622
Yes! Oh my yeah, hahahh! Hahahahh!! Hahahahahahahahah!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! HAAAAAHAH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH, HHHHHHAAAAHAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies
>>703151089
I know the dude in that pic lmao
>>703150994
glaze yourself in it and donate your body to an orphanage
i came here for porn not autism
>>703151220
is he really rich
>>703151250
Eww, kids! D:
>>703151574
how about old people?
>>703151572
Yea lol, he works in real estate and legal
>>703151919
Why not you? ;.;
>>703152042
oh well i do like strawberries !
cornettos are shit tier icecream
>>703152349
Okay! I'm putting myself on Amazon right now, and then I'll buy myself and send me to you! :D
>>703152591
truck yeah
>>703152611
yeah. thats too bad
>>703152737
Or perhaps I'll put myself on a site for sex toys, who knows >.>
>>703153134
I'm so fuckin tired
>>703152032
good boy
I'm glad we aren't really anthropomorphic animals because then we'd probably be attracted to humans and thats fucking disgusting
>>703153362
go to breddddd
>>703153738
It's confusing, I woke up at 9:30 pm yesterday so I couldn't possibly be sleepy yet, but still so tired, but I'd never fall asleep if I went to bed now but I want to sleep, uggggh
>>703154007
;~; porr thing
>>703154417
Porr? That's porn in Swedish :P
>>703154514
oh
>>703154597
You're the only porn star here, we all know that :)
>>703154742
pffff yeah ok
>>703154864
...... Yah...... :D
>>703146325
>dat perspective
haha godamn
ew wem
ew me is correct
>>703155709
the way he holds that cigar annoys me
Good, im glad u kno ur ew.
Wem is lovely
Wem is secretly 2 lesbians in a trench coat.
>>703158660
Shut
Up
>>703159001
It's better than what I am
>>703158919
Yeess <3
>>703159073
What if I won't
>>703159001
this is true
Bananders is secretly a pile of Swedish Fish in a trench coat.
>>703145252
Because women are basically men, but with advantageous physical traits sacrificed for childbearing and natural childrearing.
>>703159642
I'm obviously a coat rack from IKEA.
>>703159844
you can hold my coats!~
Just realized that I had Jaws 3 playing this whole time, and don't remember a single thing that happened in it.
>>703160429
what a loss of an experience
>>703160422
I'm not sure if you mean that literally or if there's a cryptic message here somewhere :P
>>703160429
Sounds like me and this whole past week
>>703149598
>teacup grip
I hope this artist jumps off a building or actually researches how to use handguns.
Furries cant draw guns, this is common knowledge.
Do you say that during orgasm, wem?
>>703161517
OwO
i say it everytime
>>703161661
WoW
But do u say it where it counts?
>>703161907
sometimes
The worst is when you orgasm, and suddenly you have to talk to someone simultaneously
k good, good boy.
So it's only me, and me now... Just like irl :D
When he orgasms, kitty yells "Jumanji!" and a little flag with Robin Williams face pops out of his dick.
You one of those people who actually should probably kill themselves.
>>703162695
this is exsctly what happens
>>703162695
Now that's fancy!
But there are so much cornettos in life to enjoy
You don't actually enjoy things, that's just your vermin instinct kicking in to eat because that's all rats like you do is eat and eat and eat.
Mouse thank you very much
>>703163966
moose
>>703164329
BLEEEEAAAAT
>>703164814
What
>>703164863
i had an image to reply with but i cant use it so i left it at that
>>703165363
Link
>>703165434
make new thread
>>703165692
Here's my chance! But someone will probably take it in the last second
>>703165765
do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Goodnight, fags.
