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Celeb thread
post taylor swifts tits immediately
im just gonna make this to a jordyn thread
>>703130769
Did you get it from here?
>>703130989
Please do. I'm close to cumming for her
>>703130970
Did her parents check to see if it has a dick?
>>703131049
hell ye boi
>>703131132
She checked herself.
>>703131201
I made it, good to know my work is being appreciated. Took me forever. Could you post it? I deleted my whole celeb collection, including all of my Jordyn :(
Has that tongue found man ass b/? Tell me your honest opinion
I am Jordyn's agent and would kindly ask you to not make derogatory comments or anything sexual about her. I will be submitting this thread to the 4chan® legal team.
Thanks.
Emma?
>>703131435
you want to to post all my shit?
>>703131115
Cutie :)
>>703131613
ok, what's your name ''jordyn's agent''?
>>703131799
Orange
>>703131714
Yeah, it helps
>>703131551
posting best girl again
>>703131964
yea, no
>>703131714
Please! I want to cum for her
>>703132054
i can post some. not gonna be remotly close to all my jj pics tho
>>703132141
My dad was in the military during the Vietnam war.
>>703132242
>>703131714
i want to as well
>>703132322
That would be great :)
>>703132415
ok? still doesnt make you jordyn's agent, and i think you mean manager
>>703132675
any ariana ?
>>703132999
>>703133068
fu not these hoes
>>703132770
Orange you glad?
>>703133114
deal with it, fuckface.
>>703133096
>posts a fake
>mfw
>>703133198
mmmm i'd love to slide my cock in that mouth
>>703133410
Who wouldn't
>>703133096
any webms?
>>703133516
Hey Tay
>>703133346
Not a fake, dipshit. That's from the Dangerous Woman photoshoot.
>>703133817
MORE OF THIS
>>703133945
The dude posting JJ is a fucking hero.
>>703133264
holy shit, more
>>703133963
sorry, there's to much cancer celebs in here now. i dont wanna mix jordyn with these ugly cunts.
The thing I always post
>>703133404
Nice pic.
>>703133992
Katy makes me so hard
>>703133997
>>703134069
please continue
>>703134057
was going for an ariana fap but katy will do
>>703133985
YES MORE !! THANK YOU! SO SEXY!
>>703133997
i can post some more. i just cant stand these other celebs
>>703133833
kek
it is
use reverse image search
>>703134057
Is it weird that i respect JM too much to fap to his gf?
had this pic as background pic on my phone
>>703132770
Orange you glad i didn't say banana?
>>703134141
She's my favorite fap.
>>703134057
I wish she was my aunt that fucks me every once in a while.
>>703134297
how old are you?
>>703134334
I'm gonna start.
>>703133735
Oh hay, have you heard, I'm single again
>>703134290
Yes, extremely so
>>703134413
I've already got a nice stroke going on for her.
>>703134408
21, why?
inbf pedophile
>>703134418
Yeah, we should grab a drink.
>>703134548
nope
5 years are fine
>>703134434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgbjV0b_BOE
I can't even pretend a woman he has fucked would fuck me enough to fap.
>>703134459
hnngg
wrinkled jj soles
>>703134546
Don't say you're close
>>703134612
and she's actually legal where i live so idc
>>703134676
I'm going to be edging for a while. I like to savor my Katy faps.
>>703134791
Good.
Ever consider tributing her tits?
bootin
>>703134791
I like that, anon
>>703134693
yeh see, won't call you pedo
where did Emma go?
I-I asked m-my m-m-mistress Jessica Alba while she was beating th-the omelet mix n-not t-to p-put t-too much onions and she s-said, "Of course, " and d-dumped the whole b-bowl of m-mixed eggs o-onto my head... "How is that!" she sh-shouted a-at me... I-I-I didn't s-say anything b-b-because I-I d-didn't want t-to upset h-her f-further... I-I guess she w-wasn't feeling too good today and wanted t-to show m-m-me who the boss w-was... S-So I-I begged h-h-her f-forgiveness and g-got d-down on m-my hands and k-knees to l-lick h-her f-feet as she or-ordered me... Then sh-she ordered m-me to clean up the mess I h-had caused with my stupidity s-so I-I h-had t-to sp-spend half an hour cleaning up the fl-floor...
>>703134964
And we're done
>>703134964
I thought Emma Stone was your m-m-mistress
>>703134923
Ever fap to her music, too?
>>703134863
oh fuck this shit, im out. sorry
>>703134791
same here anon, just started
>>703134297
So pretty
>>703134954
I normally don't post her, if you talk about me.
>>703135095
Kinda hard to masturbate and drive.
>>703135183
noooooo tell me where to go ill join you
>>703134290
Yep
>>703134863
i love this goddess
>>703134920
I would, but I only have a desktop pc.
>>703135095
Once, yeah. I was just listening to one of her songs and got really horny, and started jerking it. I put the song on repeat and just jerked off, it was really hot tbh.
>>703134964
https://youtu.be/HjvCxWKJCS8?t=18
>>703130729
ujustgotbeaned.png.gif.bro.lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq5kKgRpjIs&feature=youtu.be
>>703134863
>tfw no /b/ro to jerk me off while I look at her pics
>>703135409
That's really hot. I like to fap while listening to her music and looking at pics.
What song was it?
>>703135063
N-No...
>>703135503
That sounds like a lot of fun.
>>703135324
i dunno, i think im out for today. i'll be back tho.
>>703135183
chatstep maybe?
>>703135526
Birthday
>>703135370
>>703134769
i have those SAME jeans!
>>703135653
chatstep?
>>703135609
want to help me nut to Nicki?
>>703135683
Nice. I've blown a lot of loads to Teenage Dream.
>>703135765
either ur a fag or a grill
>>703135797
Mmm. Only if you help me, too. Not that I need much help to cum for queen Nicki..
>>703135503
just jerking? you dont wanna get sucked off?
>>703135837
You into Katy roleplay?
>>703131799
>being this fucking dumb
Honestly just actually kill yourself retard
>>703135929
no sucking that's gay
>>703135837
Yeah, I can see how that would be really hot. Sounds like a fun time
>>703135837
Skintight jeans
>>703135783
well a website where you can create a room. you can chat, post pics, without people posting anything else
thread getting lewd
>>703136137
That part of the song.
>HNNNG
>>703136183
;) good
>>703136183
they usually do
>>703136252
The chorus?
>>703135975
Never tried it, but if Katy Perry is involved...
>>703135183
Please don't go anon. We could make our own thread?
>>703136348
Have you never thought about being Katy?
Imagine the smell of those fishnets.. hnnggg
>>703136255
>>703136259
>>703136183
not sayin its a bad thing ;)
Any lewd Nicki anons still here?
>>703136543
It is a good chorus, I'll give you that.
>>703136412
Go on...
>>703136354
it's too late. i should be in bed already
>>703136761
It's not even 11, anon...
>>703136697
Sucking whatever cock you want, maybe even taking a hot fan back to your dressing room after a show.
>>703136644
I'm a fan of her music.
>>703136828
Holy crap, i thought you were lying.
>>703136828
he is probably from europe
>>703136819
more pls
>>703136881
She's a good singer. Luckily she's sexy as fuck too
>>703136987
Then it's >5 AM, he should have been asleep hours ago
>>703136849
perfect queen
>>703137055
Mmm. I'm glad you like her too anon.
btw, she follows me
>>703137045
damn I need that handjob
>>703137195
Mutual handjobs while looking at Nicki pics.
>>703137158
yea im from europe. its 5 am here.
>>703137193
and so does the other 11.5k people she follows
>>703137345
Ah, then good night. I hope you dream of Jordyn.
>>703137319
Are you big?
>>703137173
It's hard not to
>>703137462
you too
>>703137158
see
>>703137345
same anon
may i ask which country you are from?
>>703137345
I love you Jordybro. See you soon
>>703137528
8 inches
>>703137641
sweden
>>703137193
whats that chloe link in your bookmarks
>>703134290
Who the fuck is JM? Perry's dating Orlando Bloom and Grande's dating Mac Miller.
>>703138158
oh ok
godnatt
>>703138243
chloe moretz
>>703134964
fuck you. fuck /b/. fuck this stupid gay earth
any footfags around?
>>703138894
starting with the lewdest feet, oh you tease
>>703138772
Always
>>703139254
I'm not a footfag, but anything Dove related has been getting me so hard lately. Keep going?
>>703139254
dovey?
>>703139611
Sure.
>>703139767
Yeh?
>>703132415
>My dad was in the military during the Vietnam war.
I didn't know we sent gay hookers over there
>>703139911
Lol, he didn't go to vietnam.
>>703140015
Kek. Hi.
you want her
>>703131613
4chan legal department here, what's going on in this thread?
>>703140015
Nothing more to say?
>>703140243
>>703140905
sorry i was away, whats up dovey
New bread
>>703141551
>>703141551
>>703141551
Nothing really.
What are you up to?
Come to the new thread
Guys, these girls REALLY are not sex objects, I hoped that we could have talked about different celebrities here without bringing sex into the equation. It's sad when someone posts a photo of an attractive young celeb, it's followed by disgusting pictures. I'm not telling you how to run your lives but I'm asking you to look further than what you see.
>>703142692
I'm sure they would if that were their fetish.
>>703134290
Who's jm?
